Why did everyone act like this scene was scary/?

Because we didn't all see it for the first time yesterday

LOUD NOISE
ooooh scaryyyy

Just the idea of being surrounded by little Hispanic children already freaked me out, but throw in a fucking aborigine and it set off the alarms in my brain.

>wasn't scary
>got scared
k

You were a dumb kid, huh?

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IS BEHIND

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VAMANAS

Underated post

Yeah, I just spit coffee all over my monitor.
I needed that. Thanks user.

>>Vamonos niños! Sneed viene!

Sneed posting is better than baneposting.

Baneposting is ten years old and it is STILL fresher, more innovative, and creative than Sneed posting. You don't know what you're even talking about. Go be a zoomer/Reddit refugee somewhere else.

because we had spent an hour being bored as shit then boom then back to boring

really wasn't scary more of a jump. It would be like if you set a fire cracker off next to someones ear who was sleeping and yes people were sleeping in that theater

You've never touched a girl, have you?

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>sneedposter just HAVE SEX'd someone
Holy shit and I say this as someone who has created OC sneed content

It was a different time

second post best post.

/thread

Because it was there the whole time but blended in

At first you think your seeing things as it moves slightly then walks out

It's like when you think you see something out of the corner of your eye

They're both fucking retarded, unfunny shit for people who have nothing better or more productive activities going on in their lives to engage in to prolong their inevitable suicide. Have sex.

Is this from signs?

So are you a zoomer, Reddit refugee, or a woman? Because only those groups of killjoys don't appreciate the fine art of Baneposting.

The TDKR scene was from December 2011.

>Is this from signs?
No, it's from symbols.

It's from Store Signs.

No its from Sneeds

They were demons not ayyylamaos

The worst thing about this scene was the supposed to be brazilian kid, speaking portuguese with a lame ass accent

I-I'm sorry Yea Forums. It was a reflex. I didn't mean it.

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What movie did this came from?

wtf are you saying? that his portuguese wasnt good?

It wasn’t a jump scare. He just walked across. It was scary.

American Graffiti

Either way they’re the lamest movie demons/aliens of all time since they could be defeated by a garden hose.

cheeky cunt innit

The water was sanctified.

It was simpler times I suppose.

Movie is unbelievably bad though.

Lotta loyalty for a hired shill

So.y

>edgy pre-teen acting though on the internet
maybe instagram is more your speed

No it wasn’t. It was just stale water that had been sitting around the house the whole movie.

The parody was much better.

Mel's character was a priest. His presence made all the water around holy.

Lol the movie showed reports of other people around the world figuring out how to defeat the aliens. Did they all happen to be in vicinity of a priest. Mel’s whole character arc was that he had lost his faith btw. A faithless former priest inadvertently blessed the water in their house? The demon theory is fucking stupid?

I reckon it scared them. Case closed.

They explicitly say that people in THE MIDDLE EAST were the first to figure out how to beat them. A place with little water but a lot of religious fanatics.

Aren't you faggots supposed to be rangebanned?

Give it a rest, M. Night. Signs is garbage. Do Middle Eastern people even acknowledge the concept of holy water?

This, OP is 100% a zoomer faggot who never saw this movie growing up

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So aliens that have traveled the universe with their advanced technology come to Earth and are running around naked in corn fields, without any advanced weaponry.
This makes more sense to you than demons?

They're allowed on Yea Forums in order to maintain sneedposting levels.

M. Night is fucking hack. This is known.

It doesn't have to specifically be holy water, just various holy stuff, which would be in abundance over there. We never hear how the rest of the world defeats them.

It makes sense if you acknolwedge that M. Night Shamamlamadingdong is a hack.

He clearly wanted it to be his war of the world Bacteria moment but was too retarded to realise that the atmosphere is full of water so all the aliens would have fucking died immediately

Pretty much. His movies are all predicated on existing in their own bubbles that immediately burst when prodded by real world logic.

Ayy demons

sneed

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See. Look how low energy this post is.

>why is everyone different from me!!!

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I cum on ayys

The Village is the best m night movie and nobody can prove otherwise

>1999
>be in 8th grade
>Blair Witch Project comes out
>everyone thinks it's real
>kids would actually go into the woods looking for The Blair Witch

Kepp on mind this was before mainstream internet.

>kids would actually go into the woods looking for The Blair Witch

Did you live in Maryland? Because the movie explicitly states that’s where they are. An 8th kid should be smart enough to realize that. It’s like the “My dad works for Nintendo” lie. Even as a kid I was smart enough to realize that Nintendo’s offices weren’t anywhere near my rural Pennsylvania town.

It's only scary if you watch the prior hour or so of build up. The scene itself is not particularly frightening, but up until that point the ayylmaos were only seen briefly or hinted at. That was the first time you actually saw the entire creature

>He doesn't know about the Nintendo headquarters in Pennsylvania
I'm sorry

imagine if aliens actually come to earth and they are welcome with humans saying this.
would they get mad?

Its not that they think that the movie is real its that younger kids would go into the woods looking for supernatural shit and all that. Its the same affect creepypastas had when they started to become popular years ago.

Someone somewhere on earth definitely captured and repeatedly raped one of the aliens, right?

Love this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0

Because it was. Signs built up really good tension. Especially if you were younger like most of us were.
Now it's just a pleasant movie to watch

It wasn't too long before this that crop circles

were a thing. Probably what inspired the movie

Crop circles are a meme.

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You had to actually watch the movie, not play on the phone or browse the Internet on your laptop. It's a very effective scene.

The movie could have been perfectly saved from hate if they had made the water into sugar water or pepsi or orange juice or something chemical

The holy water stuff was too complicated.
Replace the cups of water with sprite and no one would bitch anymore...

>act

What are you 12?