FOOD BAD

do americans know they're pronouncing words incorrectly? It's "mir-ror" not MEER

do americans know they're pronouncing words incorrectly? It's "squir-rel" not SQUIRL

do americans know they're pronouncing words incorrectly? It's "doc-tor" not DACKTIR

do americans know they're pronouncing words incorrectly? It's "bu-ter" not BUDDER

do americans know they're pronouncing words incorrectly? It's "Ri-sot-to" not REESODO

but that's a boston accent. bostonians talk like fags and their shit's all retarded

dont be mean ramsay is my current internet daddy, not in the gay way

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>implying english and american are the same language

this and infinite pasta in the trash was gold

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What does your real dad think about your internet daddy?

my real dads a cunt thats why i end up subconsciously assigning internet daddies

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That sounds rough user, Im sorry.

>one accent for all of America

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it's not that bad. I do it irl with friends who are older or people i talk to online though which isn't great. End up pushing them away once i realise it's happening

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PIZZA FOOD BAD :^(

>those words are bollocks when four people in the south say them wrong!
>let me call my chaps so we slap the patty

One day I hope you find good friends who stick by your side no matter what, user. Keep your chin up, it'll happen.

I have good friends im just bad at friends kek

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dishonest burger

I say all those words correctly except "butter" because that sounds so faggy
English isn't even my first language lel

Why cant the Brits admit that English belongs to Americans now? Is it their pride? Oh sweaty, they should have lost that a long time ago.

Modern American dialect is closer to traditional English than what bongs are speaking now.

those aren't the correct pronunciations tho desu. makes you sound like a stuck up cunt
mirror
> mirrah
doctor
>doctah
butter
>buttah

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>mir-ror
MEERRAH
>doc-tor
DOCK-TSAH
>bu-ter
BAH-TSAH
>ri-sot-to
REE-SOTT-TSO

>one accent for all of England

what the fuck even is this pronunciation? Russian?

sorry, meant so type
REE-ZOTT-TSOW

Ah. Chinese

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>they pronounce pizza as PEETSA
americans were a mistake

Piss-uh

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because of stupid american anglophiles that have been shitting things up for years

gayyy