Torrent guy thinks of himself as like a private hookup and every time you buy anything...

>Torrent guy thinks of himself as like a private hookup and every time you buy anything, it’s a personal affront to him. He always has the same reaction as your mechanic when you got your oil changed elsewhere and tries to make it seem like you definitely got ripped off by paying money for a product. “Bro you paid for music on iTunes!? You bought a movie OnDemand?! What the hell you swiped your card to buy a bagel this morning?!?” Yeah dude, I did. I did it because I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv while I fuck around on my computer rather than watching it on my computer while I fuck around on my phone. I did it because I don’t feel like dealing with some versions not working, having subtitles, or being shitty quality. But most of all I did it because I’m an adult and it’s easier for me to just pay $3.99 than it is to waste my time looking for this “incredible deal” of free shit on the internet.

I seriously hope Yea Forums is not a Torrent guy

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>tries to show that piracy is better by showing some shitty malware ridden site with terrible encodes

>author name: Fetinerberg

Are they even trying anymore? Also you have to be the biggest faggot ever to look down on someone for torrenting.

what the fuck is this poster and this image trying to say
i don't get it

>renting movies
2002 called and they want their blockbuster tapes back or you'll have to pay a fine

>not working
>poor quality
>no subs

If you're above 90 iq and actually learn how to torrent (instead of being a lazy nig looking at shit like putlocker, azvideo etc) it's fast, free AND you'll find movies streaming services don't have

What does the name have to do with anything?

>torrenting in 2019 the golden age of streaming services

>$4 for a rental
I have dozens of movies permanently attached to my digital accounts because using the hack for Vudu's D2D system to get any movie for $2 was cheaper than the rental. There's very few movies I wouldn't watch for $2.

Don't even bother with normies. They'll look down on you for getting free stuff. I showed my friend how to torrent albums few years ago and he still wind up using iTunes. Told me it was too hard and he didnt want viruses, he prbably looked down on me the same way this faggot did. Just let them waste money on goytertainment.

>rent HD
>bitrate under 3k
>$3.99

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>using streaming services

Is there anything more cucked? The netflix exclusives are trash and their movie selection is shit that everyone has seen.

I only watch something once, I don't want a reminder that I bought it

I don't even buy crap in real life unless its useful

with the internet now you don't really have tv time either, so its like 2-5hrs of tv a week and thats only becuase you can't think of anything to do

buying media just shows everyone how uneventful you are and I would be embarrassed if someone saw a dvd collection or webpage with purchases

AppleMusic $5 a month student discount is worth the convenience
t. Ex music pirate

I’m split on finding free streams or torrenting for movies though, either way is usually okay as long as you aren’t a retard

>Renting on amazon for five quid
Fuck sake, I want my video stores back.

I only pirate and I never paid for my media.
I pirate everything, movies, music, porn all in the best available quality.
I also pirate videogames and software.
Why the fuck would I buy something that I can get easily for free?

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>these guys who dont give their money to my cousin are the worst!

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i haven't paid to see a film for over 10 years now.
fuck hollywood and fuck braindead consumers buying mediocre products.

because every time I read an article shilling for megacorporations or advocating for the destruction of our civilization it ends up being written by a (((chosen person)))

>netflix

I use animelab and Stan

t. nigger

I use streaming services for music now too, this was years ago before streaming services were big and you had to pay $10 for 1 album

>going on your computer or phone at all while watching movies
suicide yourself bitch

Stay mad you paypig

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>10 years now
why weren't you downloading movies off kazaa like the rest of us? or megaupload a few years later?

We already passed the golden age when everything was on Netflix for 4.99 and Hulu was free

Yeah my point still stands, your selection is limited.

>Yeah dude, I did. I did it because I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv

You know there's a mystical technique that allows you to put the torrent from your PC onto your Television, although I'm not sure you're ready for me to impact this ancient knowledge on you.

He's a boston sports fan and a writer for barstool sports, all you need to know about this lads intelligence

Stupid people loves to waste money what's the new?

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>mfw people won't give money to an industry that operates on extreme conformity, nepotism, and manipulation

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"saving" time doesn't make up for the really limited catalog most rental/streaming services have
nobody likes pretentious people, but that doesn't mean some of them don't know what they're talking about

I will never stop looking down at paypig faggots who don't have access to passthepopcorn. I watch a film everyday, some are very old and obscure and cannot be streamed off of itunes or amazon. If I payed for each bluray rip I've watched this year I would have already spent almost 1000 dollars (I calculated this with the price of a bluray being $25). Also 3/4 of the music I listen to is not available on spotify so soulseek is a must.

lol imagine being so cucked by jews you even defend giving them money for movies

i did.
i meant going to the movie theater.

This is just a text version of an "I AM SO SILLY" comic.

>normalfags literally seething when I cast my Plex server full on kino not on their Shitflix account to their smart TVs with a click of my phone

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I pity "first world" normies for being literally afraid of being raided after torrenting an old flick.

>digital rental

If you rent at least it should be physical

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>getting a sense of superiority from spending 4 bucks on some shitty movie

And they wonder why I don't care anymore

PAYPIG

I watch old movies on youtube

>a click
>84 clicks later

>Stan
I have never, ever met anyone who has ever used this, even as a free trial.

His whole point is about torrentguys with a sense of superioty being annoying, which is true. That said, digital renting is retarded

should I watch it? been sitting on it for a while

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>go to website
>log into store
>type movie into store
>click rent
>click approve

>go to server
>type movie
>click add
piratechads always win,

>tfw tricked Spotify into thinking I'm a student to get the student rate which is $5 a month and includes Spotify premium and Hulu

Feels good man

>mfw plextards see me take out my phone, say "Quasar search 'Too Big, Too Black for her White Crack'" and like magic am presented with a range of torrents to choose from, all without paying even a single centime per month

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>he thinks he's gaming the system
>hes not buying 50 cent HBO and netflix accounts of sketchy russian sites

>l-let me set up my kodi addons hold on
tch, typical torrent guy.

My thoughts exactly. At the very least you can rip it with DVDfap or some other program if you actually liked the movie. Renting digitally is just dumb.

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>Paying to stream
Absolute fucking state of normalshats

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Lmao you're fucking retarded

if only you could make it come on your tv, someone should really figure this out

s-she's a real female with xx chromosome without a dick and balls, r-right?

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that's what I used mail in netflix for. they'd send me a season of Home Movies and I'd rip it with the extras and some episodes have 3-4 commentary tracks

>I did it because I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv while I fuck around on my computer rather than watching it on my computer while I fuck around on my phone
do americans really do this?

>I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv while I fuck around on my computer
what the fuck am I reading? do normies actually do this?

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She's a princess.

I do, but I'm a girl so I can multitask.

>torrent
>renting movies
Fuck, no. Have a very nice BluRay collection I like to add stuff to now and then though.

>he doesnt know about Princess Rene

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I finally took the vpn pill and have been going hog wild on torrents with no consequences. It's been fun.

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WHO DIDN'T PAY

WHHOOOOOOOO

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This wtf am I trying to read? Too much fucking babble in there mate

>I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv while I fuck around on my computer rather than watching it on my computer while I fuck around on my phone.
>Not giving the movie your full attention.

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>he doesn't have multiple monitors

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I've read this like 5 times and I'm still trying to figure out how "torrent guys" fit into this.
The guy is suggesting he stream it.

I used the free trial when I wanted to watch all of Frasier.
It's a pretty gay service, nothing else on it caught my attention.

>torrent and chill

I pirate everything except for certain games and that's only because the cracks for important balance patches are either late or never appear. Movies, series and music? Fuck that noise.

>shitty malware ridden site
top fucking kek

you're retarded if you think putlocker and any other movie site is safe. Ontop of that they have terrible quality. I dont see why people dont just torrent everything

>friend asks you to watch a movie he rented on Amazon
>quality is comparable to the 5tb of shitty yify rips I got for free

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he's right, if only there was a way to watch torrent movies on a television.
like some sort of cable, or maybe a magic invisible network of sorts.

everything I want to watch has no seeds, or it's almost done but it turns out nobody has 100% of it so the movie sits at 98.6% and I hate it because faggots have to .rar them up into 30 different fucking packages for no god damn reason

if it's rared into 30 pieces that mean it's a good scene release and not some trashed encoded by some neckbeard in taiwan. It's scene rules sorta outdated now due to internet connections being good but theyve stuck around. Also jsut join some good private trackers youll find everything you could ever want

or a storage device that works over usb

>Yeah dude, I did. I did it because I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv
>implying you can't pirate on your tv
Why are normies so unequivocally retarded?

Link to said Russian websites?

>they don't have their tv hooked to their computer

I thought this was a common setup these days. Also I'm not against buying media but it has to be a physical copy. Fucking owning a license to some itunes version that I need an internet connection to watch.

>paying for state propaganda masked as "entertainment"

lmao I'm a full-blown retard, but I have a house from not spending shit on zeros and ones

Reminder that Hollywood and entertainment industry as whole is now openly progressive, and since capitalism is the biggest system of oppression against women and non-white males, paying for movies with your white money is literally a rape, Hitler or private property.

>But most of all I did it because I’m an adult and it’s easier for me to just pay $3.99 than it is to waste my time looking for this “incredible deal” of free shit on the internet.
It takes me less than 2-3 minutes at most to find what I want. Imagine being this much of a brainlet.

>Also I'm not against buying media but it has to be a physical copy
Considering how even the Steam caved recently to SJW retards, then buying digital with no online confirmation is the best course of action.

I swear we had this comic in our english textbooks, except with fag replaced by something else

>let me buy a movie from itunes, surely they'll be around forever

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No site that runs third party ads is safe. You should be blocking ads and scripts everywhere and only whitelisting what's needed to use the sites you're on.

i know i'm not a retard. I'm just saying that streaming sites are cancer

Watching movies is bad enough but paying to watch movies is top cuck

plex is canceeer

better than Emby and Jellyfin has some way to go before being a good alternative/

>normies faces when they see my 4500 movies in just the regular movie folder on plex, not including the 600 complete tv series and 1900 complete kids cartoon tv series and another 100 kids cartoon movies, and the hidden anime folders.

>mfw I hear them whine theres too many movies to choose from
>mfw I hear them say dont you have some movie that wont be made for another 14 years?
>mfw I hear normies cry about how my "netflix" doesnt have the most recent race mixing movies

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have sex

I can torrent every piece of media ever made and get subsidized by normalfags paying for netflix. If I actually pay it's either because I want to watch something in the theatre or as a "donation". It's not a coincidence that the media has pretty much stopped kvetching about piracy. The "piracy issue" has been solved in the west.

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I do, with yur mum every night.

I dont even bother pirating muttflix stuff anymore

>PAYING to watch some shitty 2gb encode through stream instead of downloading it for free in 20 minutes in perfect quality

You're throwing away your money. You may as well just get 10 bongcoins / dollars and just burn them once per month.

>Mfw someone actually wants to consume the products of said industry and is willing to steal them to consume them
>Unless you only steal the highest quality independent music, kino, and games from small artists whose only source of income is their art
>But you wouldn't do that would you user

don't forget sexual assault and pedophilia

Use ombi before radarr.
Than you can order with one click.


I have ombi - > radarr - > jackett - > torrent. All dockerized configured in less than 20 minutes.
Also fully encrypted plex server.

I don't excessively pirate, but I do agree, why the fuck would you throw away 4 dollars when you can just google a free stream in seconds. Sometimes logic > morals.

I'm trying

looks okay, I just use synced IMDB lists honestly

I miss the star rating system, bros

>I did it because I don’t feel like dealing with some versions not working, having subtitles, or being shitty quality. But most of all I did it because I’m an adult and it’s easier for me to just pay $3.99 than it is to waste my time looking for this “incredible deal” of free shit on the internet.

As if this is ever the case. 99% of people are just too retarded to even attempt to learn how to download torrents and/or have some bizarre misconception that downloading a .avi for free will make their computer explode or get them arrested, so even though it's usually a futile effort it's perfectly natural to want to at least suggest that they could take fifteen seconds to learn how to stop being so fucking stupid.

>$3.99 to rent xXx for 48 hours
you can buy the bluray for that price

Yeah, i wanna wait two hours to download some giant file for a stupid movie i will only watch once.
Lets not forget the internet provider flagging me for torrenting as well. Stupid faggot

>111742730

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Teach me to torrents

>I did it because I’d prefer to watch this movie on my tv

Why the fuck wouldn't you be able to? Use an hdmi cable or project it using a modern computer and wifi signal you neanderthal.

Blu ray is 3.99
Shipping is 7
Wat do

>project it using a modern computer and wifi signal you neanderthal

What is this? What do u mean

Who really gives a shit? I have adblocker and for fucking years I haven't had a single problem using sites like this. And why are torrent sites suddenly safe? You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

you watch kino on movie theaters or buy the criterion/4k/blu edition. everything else you torrent you fat fuck

>dont know how to pirate
>pretend you pay as a choice
everytime

I'm using Jellyfin with Kodi, it works fine and development is picking up. The android app is almost ready too.

imagine paying for movies

top kek

How the FUCK do I join a private tracker?

a good bd rip takes like 10-20 minutes to download what shithole are you living in? and that only happens if you use public trackers

goto /g/ptg also goto opentrackers join some trash ones to build a good ratio. I'd recommend pornbay i built a high ratio on there really fast. Then interview for other trackers

SEETHING paycuck