This is going to make 1 billion P3D0 dollars

I thought her middle name was "The"

This. Moner is too old.

It's Explórez

it will make 1 billion pesos.

I thought "the" was her middle name?

*pedos

>dora is an old hag
literally why

Think of all the dad-bucks.

>I thought "Sexplorer" was her middle name?

Her body is still nice and tight

Of all the Moners, she's the Monest

Jokes aside. Could be okay family adventure film. Who knows. I don't even know anything about dora

>Looks closely at poster
>Paramount Players
What the fuck, I thought they only made black people movies

No, that's Paramount Playas.

So it's only going to make about $53 million USD?
Ouch.

>movie marketed for children
>pedos will be the majority in theaters

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I'm not going to lie, this could actually be a pretty comfy (if kind of cheesy) movie. Will she look directly into the camera and ask for what to do next? That could be pretty funny.

So it's just a little kid version of Tomb Raider ?

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Could work if a character in the movie is filming her

I love Moner but this shit is gonna flop hard

It's gonna be Journey to the Center of the Earth tier

The first one or the second one?

No way. Children's films do well relative to their budget.

I miss prime Ariel, bros.

>Actually doing the currency conversion to current exchange rates
>$1B MXN = $53.036MM USD
Fucking kek

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It'll do well on home video.
If you know what I mean

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Absolutely. Children will love the replay value of being able to watch the movie whenever they'd like, without the need for a streaming service, internet connection, or passwords into their parents' account.

isn't her middle name 'The'?

Her actual name is Dora D' Explorer

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=okQA7Bu2zm0

>Birth Name: Dora La Exploradora

Good thing this movie comes out after Moner turns 18

I’m gonna rub one at the opening night.

Wtf where is her ass?

so is it gonna be like bandersnatch where you choose the path while braking the 4th wall? if it isn't i won't watch it

Doesnt matter. Both kino

Finally Moner is in a movie where she looks like a kid instead of a thot

That's what yooooou think

Will she be as likable as Alita or as abrasive as Captain Marvel?

Hopefully the former, saw the 5th Transformers movie and was annoyed with her character. How are you supposed to fight the Decepticons when you can’t shoot a rifle lmao.

I hope most of the movie is shot in this angle, where the camera is following her ass as she walk. Maybe even one scene where she turns around and gives a smirk like she knows you're staring.

Thanks Knuckles

>”explore her? i barely know her!”

>pedos
The absolute state of retarded redditors

>backpack and map dont have giant cartoon faces on them

D R O P P E D

underrated

Will she still get Explora'd by Swiper?

All from adult men

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More like 1 billion pedro dollars.

God made tight dresses.

I need a hi-res version of the poster.

Let's go exploring!

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That depends, are we talking about American billions or civilized maths billions?

Isn’t the monkey supposed to be wearing boots?

Can't wait to see the demographics for cinema audiences

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He's also blue and yellow. Fucking D R O P P E D.

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pedo

Middle-aged
Balding
White
Men
That drive KIA
Windows user
Liberal
Atheist
Owns a cat
Lives in a rundown apartment
Collects "benefits"
Vapes

Who the fuck is this guy and what is he holding?

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>1x10^9
All other "billions" are objectively incorrect

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dildo

so Yea Forums

His holding the dignity of a filthy phoneposter.

Dora was a little kid, not a hot jailbait. This is sick and wrong in so many levels.

>The audience during this film

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One billion pesos guaranteed

Kino title song.

reddit

why does she have boobs meow? she's supposed to be 12 meow

That literally describes Yea Forums

Swiper, no swiping.

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>was
yeah she grew up

I want to swipe that ass if you catch my drift

is there a such thing as lewd shoulders?

This film is literally Yea Forums. Mods triggered.

elDORAdo

:0

discount bradley cooper

Something about putting herself in the foreground angers me so much.

I imagine you regularly look for things to anger you.

I thought “the” was her middle name

There is now.

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That depends are we talking Mexican pesos, Colombian pesos or argentine pesos?

there WILL be an A-list celeb Paul Reubens style incident associated with this film

But with no repercussions

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its an """"origins"""" story

It’s going to be great.

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She'll be 18 by the time the film comes out anyway