Agua por favor

agua por favor

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Tall Vente Cafe Mocha Triple Latté with One Shot of Caramel... Por Favor

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>I told ya, I ain't got no agua.

110% based

disculpe senor, solo tenemos corona

>in America
>speaks the language of England
???

Have you guys seen my short?

>o-oreo mcflurry, por favor

>go hunting in the desert
>don't bring water
was he lying or just incompetent?

“no”

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what did he mean by this

It's Spanish for "Water, please."

"Ain't got no agua, but I got new Coke Orange Vanilla."

Yeah, but what did he want water for?

Stay away from da aqua

He was thirsty. Bleeding out does that to you.

He doesn't say por favor tho

Un Radio Shack... por favor

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Fanta esé

Man was built to hunt thirsty and hungry.

>"Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda, por favor, senor"

>ywn be this based

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Blockbooster... blockbooster.. senor...

I ain't got no caramel

I miss daily agua threads

Got it right here bro

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>get me some sprite homes

Dobles...

>Cinco...

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ain't got no code red

checked

(You)s por favor

Sbarro?

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I ain't got no captain

para ti

>steel reserve por favor

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>Joey
>Vento
>Geno
jesus christ this cunt probably grew up telling him the same shit or fuck off back to italy

>press 2 for deportation
Absolutely fucking based

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