MUSH WAGIES, MUSH!

Boasted self esteem. She was told her whole life that she's something special and a genius. She's a descendant of Charles Louis Fleischmann and I think her parents kinda believed she will bring honor and success to the family.

she still believes its going to work and that she did nothing wrong. did you even watch the doc?

wasnt her dad an enron executive lol

Literally POETRY

I sure didn't

She kinda reminds me of Mehmet Göker

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kek. i recently wanted to rewatch the 2 docs about him but i couldn't find them. they were hilarious.

The German ones are still up on Youtube

Jesus, women are retarded..lol

>Charles Louis Fleischmann
Literally who?

Was he fired?

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only the second one (system größenwahn). the first one (die erstaunliche karriere des mehmet göker) is not. and thats the better one.

Tell me what doc this is from

I keep seeing this ugly crazy-eyed bitch posted but i have no idea who she is. Can somebody give me a quick rundown?

I fucking HATE normies

I work as a medical technologist and remember the old women actually believing this shit
But the documentary was 100% pure kino, extremely well done

that armwave is mega cringy

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a cult

>that one asian girl who's super into it
would hire, good attitude

Also this movie is a great example of why all these stupid old fucks running around are so dangerous
All those fucks like Kissinger and other politicians are the reason she went anywhere

>look master I wage the hardest!!

That Asian lady's really into it

Bolsheviks had the right idea

>Charles Louis Fleischmann
ah the yeast i use to homebrew gutterwine because i live in a post-apocalyptician nightmare

startup founder that started a medical services company that claimed to be revolutionizing bloodtesting but was actually just a gigantic pile of lies and fraud.

The company was pretty much a sillicon valley darling 5 years ago, was worth like 10 billion or something at one point before it shut down in august of last year. She is now facing criminal charges.

everyone's retarded user
#equality

VP

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was VP actually an important position at Enron or was it like being a Vice President in American Psycho? Kinda curious about her father now and how much he knew about the Enron fraud.

Also, checkem

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Do wagies really do this? Are they forced to cheer for their wagemasters?

theres no way this wasnt some kind of sex cult

Thanks my guy

>self made billionaire

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Why the fuck were they boasting about their business cards when none of them could even spell "acquisition" correctly?

Yes

Yes, forced to display non-genuine emotion.

that one asian dancing. ggeez

thats the joke

Yes. An humiliated worker is a subservient worker.

This broad is insane. I almost died laughing when she said that her inspiration to become a leader came from when she was a child reading Moby Dick. I'm pretty sure Ahab wasn't supposed to be a model for future leaders.

Why are wagies such pathetic beings?

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the fuck is wrong with americans

What if they don't do it but are good at their job

Steve Jobs had Wozniak, the guy who built the apple I and II by himself.
This crazy bitch had pajeet who was also a scammer.

Maybe she saw herself as the whale.

ALL I AM IS RAT WITH A WAGE

It doesn't matter, people in charge require their dicks to be sucked. If they yp u can't do it then they'll find someone who will and is willing.

You'll probably die too if your parents stopped supporting you.

This whole neet culture is completely ironic, right?

Do you seriously just get free government bucks?
What are you going to do when the well dries out?

based

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Are NEETs actually a thing? How does that even happen? I feel like someone should be paid by society to come visit NEETs and strangle the life out of them with piano wire.

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Maybe also a name so we can Google the doc?

Then they'll be seen as antisocial and not living the companies "values", and it will probably affect their chances of getting a promotion.

Madeline McCann

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>dude what happens if you _____

Why are wagies like this?

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>Do wagies really do this? Are they forced to cheer for their wagemasters?
>Come on user, I can't HEAR you!
youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

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>I feel like someone should be paid by society to come visit NEETs and strangle the life out of them with piano wire.
Why are wagies so violent? Is it because they hate their lives so much?

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HOW DO YOU LIVE THOUGH?
BITCOIN?
ONLINE SCAMS?

she doesn't look fucking human

Not really. She's a con artist. She had a huge advantage in that she's a women, blonde and blue eyed. The dumb old men wanted to bang her even if subconsciously. The pajeet also helped her out and mentored her.

She isn't a good anything and would have been exposed even faster in marketing and sales where women are scrutinized more. She succeeded in tech because everyone assumed her stuff worked because Stanford grad and rich old men investors.

>lose job
>move back in with dad
>oh i'll look for a new job soon
>turns into 1 year of no job, enter depression
>make half assed attempt of finding new job
>2 years of no job, too ashamed to even look for work anymore
>just sit behind PC and play games all day
>tell dad you're still looking but nobody wants to hire
and so on

I eventually got out of that shit but that was how I became NEET. i never made fun of wagies tho, in fact it gave me massive anxiety especially on sunday evening when people would talk about going back to work the next day

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I don't even understand what happened there.

She had Pajeet, Kissinger, Mattis and bunch of other kikes/cryptokikes who were also scammers.

I'm a NEET for 6 months and I can't FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
I need a JOB PLEASE IM LOSING IT
GIVE ME A JOB PLEEEAASSSEE I HAVE A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE
REEEEEE

she a cute!

MAGICAL THINKING. she literally thought that if she just spun the plates long enough some smart fuck would invent the thing for her and she'd be rescued.

so you're gonna line up with niggers and single moms to get benefits in order to support your lifestyle? how do you sustain yourself? i'm curious.

Literally me
I apply for data entry to do something while im looking. "you're too overqualified"
FUCK!!!

>dude what if there's like a machine that does all the things
>brilliant here's a trillion dollars

that's exactly her plan except the guy who was the developer of the box and setup the patent killed himself

How did you manage to find a job with a years long gap? Nobody even replies to my applications anymore, and I've lost hope that I'll find a job some day.

Bow before your superiors, wagie.

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by leeching off wagies like you.

Apply for a job in another country if the country you're in doesn't have any?

That's acceptable, it's not completely NEETdom you were just unemployed and going through a rough patch. NEETs have no drive or ambition ever in their miserable lives.

Did you see her original "product" design? She legitimately believed someone could make her a microscopic supercomputer facilitated wristband that would constantly monitor your blood so that the second a disease is detected the same device would identify the appropriate treatment, synthesize medicine, and immediately inject it into your bloodstream without you even noticing.

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You could easily get a simple code monkey job at the very least if you graduated cs

>insane retards had the right idea

oooh I see, you're a literal abo

And correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Yea Forums neets the kind of people that voted for trump and wear maga hats? Despite him claiming to cut down on the welfare state? Which I don't know if he has or hasn't, I still want to see Trump boxes replace food stamps for the hilarity of it.

THEY DONT GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB
THEY TELL ME I DONT HAVE THE 5+ YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
AND WHEN I GO TO WORK AS A WAGE SLAVE IN PHONE SUPPORT THEY SAY IM OVERQUALIFIED
FUUUCKKK
IM STUCK IN NO MANS LAND
GIVE ME A JOOOOBB

Make a website of a fake company with LinkedIn page. Put fake company as your experience. Have a friend be your boss for the reference call.

sounds cliche but i just kept looking and responding, eventually i took the first shitty job i could get which was guard at a museum

i was never allowed to sit down so my feet hurt like hell after a while but it got me back into a rhythm and gave me more motivation to look for something better, now i actually have something that resembles a career in financial control

this is why you need religion to contain these fucks

If this is the stuff you read in order to prevent yourself from killing yourself then whatever I guess.

give me a link to this information little frog man

Change Neet to blacks and you have the problem with society. But instead of focusing on themselves blacks go out and terrorize neighborhoods and downtown.

I know that feel man

Yea Forums neets are literally that dumb

frog man knowledge is not for u

Are you just looking for entry level work? Pro tip: tell them you are willing to work on the weekends/have an open schedule. Plenty of entry level shit will practically hire you right then and there with the interview being a formality. Shift managers fucking hate dealing with the drama of people whining about working X days or calling out constantly. As long as you aren't an awful employee and have a flexible schedule, you'll probably become their favorite hire

>B-B-BUT I WANT MY WEEKENDS FREE, I'M YOUNG AND I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE!

Fuck off, if you're on Yea Forums that's not fucking true at all. And if you still demand this set schedule, then you don't deserve a job. Eat that shit for a year then if you get tired of having a random schedule, then you can try and pull the seniority card and you have some leverage then, because then they don't want to lose you to avoid retraining a new person.

Wage dynamics are weird

she fired people that disagreed with her stupid ideas with the idea that "its bad to work with people who don't belive in your view" even thogh the board was supposed to question her shitty ideas, she got in control and fired anyone and let her pakistani boyfriend do it too.

Not really. Most blacks in the USA are employed. They're just more likely to be victimized by violence, be jailed, or live in poverty

I used to work for a relatively small multi-national, in a very blue collar industry so we didn't even do 1% of this shit but even that wanted to make my soul die.

I did not vote for Trump but I would for right wing people like Trump because they are dumb enough to start a war and kill off some wage insects.

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She didn't graduate
She dropped out to pursue her bullshit
That one MD even told her she was a fucking moron but she kept not believing her

I went to school with a guy who just applied to the military with a cs degree. He got a job and was stationed in germany and just chills.

Cowers and glowers do not rhyme. 6/10

the weak should fear the strong

>go to corporate lunch and learn
>sleep through first presentation in the front row seats while your director's boss is giving some speech
>during intermission steal 3 sandwiches off the catered plates and pack a bunch of cookies into napkins and grab yourself a cup of free coffee and stick some bottles of juice in your pocket
>leave and don't stay for the second half of the presentations and go back to your empty office and sit at your desk to eat your food and browse Yea Forums while you laugh at the rest of the poor shlubs

This is what NEETs don't get because they're scared betas. The wagecuck gets taken advantage of by the workplace, but YOU don't have to be taken advantage of. YOU can take advantage of THEM. The wagechad beats all styles of living.

Haven't any of you seen Eurotrip? That one guy who was pretending to be at work the whole time who would lie to his boss on the phone? And he still got the promotion? Yeah, I'm that guy.

>you are gonna be a cashier some day
Homelessness is better than this

Maybe you should ask over at . They have experience with being a unemployed techy

stay strong brother

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>Fleischmann

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we need more docs like this exposing venture captialists

These days dropping out probably has as much weight as an actual degree, if you have other factors supporting you like being a woman.

She's the exact same sort of person as the Bolsheviks, just less violent.

>They're just more likely to be victimized by violence
Ah yes, that horrible disembodied violence that magically exists outside of any demographic.

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Based wage larper

I never said that.

Oh, I did not know she assassinated the medieval slaveowner class and conducted industrialization of humongous rural landscape?

Yes, you did, you passive voice faggot

>less violent
She's a soulless bourgeois grifter with a messiah complex, just like them

>neet
more like the son of a millionaire

I kinda did literally nothing after highschool.
Got into collage, took me 5 years to finish 3 year degree, didn't study at all only 1 day before exams.
Never applied for any internships or jobs, im 25 soon and I've never ever worked a day in my life.
Parent's pressure me tho and start getting passive-agressive about it, im just really really enjoying my NEET life and I don't want it to change.
I literally cannot fandom the fact how am I supposed to spend the rest of my life wasting 8 hours per day doing something that I don't want.
I really dont understand wagies.

>American education

I got laid off from my call center job and just leeched off unemployment until that well ran dry. Think that was about seven months of no job. Then I bullshitted my way into a teller job at a bank.

It's rural Oregon so decent jobs can be pretty scarce around here, all I could find for a while were retail jobs and other call center jobs at the same building so I just said fuck it and enjoyed my break from Toilberg.

>I literally cannot fandom the fact how am I supposed to spend the rest of my life wasting 8 hours per day doing something that I don't want.
>I really dont understand wagies.

the trick is getting paid to do something you love. come on this isn't fucking rocket science you retard.

Commie mental acrobatics always amaze me

>schizophrenic
Yikes

Wagies = Wageslave = someone working a minimum wage job. Those people are not wagies.

>>the trick is getting paid to do something you love.
who's going to pay me to masturbate?

Looks like some MLM pyramid shit
people thought this was real? Roasties don't innovate, only men do that.

depends on how much workhours they do

nothing to do with minimum

I didn't use the passive voice technically

>people thought this was real?
I think it was some kind of tax evasion/money laundering racket.

>the trick is getting paid to do something you love

Come on now, really?
What kind of job can you love? Clearly everyone is in it for the money, people who would throw their coworkers under the bus for promotion which will get them more money.

Things I "love" to do I'm too dumb to get into I guess.

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Mistake: I used the passive voice but could have easily said the same thing without it

I work on hollywood/netflix movies. some days suck but fuck seeing my work on the big screen is amazing. 2 movies I worked on got oscar awards.

What a brainlet. Say someone loves IT work, he'd love to work in that field then.

I have a co-worker that almost says all of this word for word

This is more disturbing than anything I've seen on gif

I know that feel bro
t. director

>only men do that.

t. guy who reposts memes

>who's going to pay me to masturbate?
Are you OK with taking estrogen pills?

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I love yelling at subordinates and writing passive aggressive emails all day and i get paid for it

How I bind and gag girls for money?

>some days suck but fuck seeing my work on the big screen is amazing
>suck but fuck

Formerly

nah i do post production.

>Are NEETs actually a thing
are people that live off welfare a thing? Yes. In the United States, though, they're not living well.
Some of these people also live off their parents. It's not a pleasant existence, this is just a troll to make you feel bad about your shitty job

There is nothing wrong with this. It's how a mature adult works.

The one asian there and she has to do the caramelldansen.

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caught me but honestly I worked on shape of water and roma.

>How I bind and gag girls for money?
Take their wallets after they're tied up in your van?

How's the money?

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Is this a cult or a corporation? I bet they all vote democrat too.

based double digit iq poster

seniors do 100,000 +

>be late to meeting
>boss man yells at me for being late
>tell him that my son had diarrhea and I had to clean the shit because my wife was not there
>boss man laughs and tells me my kid is black and probably not from me
>everybody at the meeting starts laughing

Why is live this unfair wage bros?

>There is nothing wrong with this

>3. there is no such thing as a "bad job"

What if your boss treats you like shit? What if the job is unethical?

>7. stay late

Only if you get paid for it. Also what about work and life balance?

>8. I will find a new job

Not always possible if you have no in demand skills.

>10. not my circumstances

That's just scientifically not true. Our genes and environment defines us.

>11. I'm okay with that

Why?

>12. all people are created equal

That's again obviously not true. Not everyone has the same genes and same capabilities.

>some choose to be lazy

What about mental illness?

go back to Russia Ivan

People thought it was real because she got all these politicians and old fucks to support her
I'm not normally one for saying fuck white people, but fuck the old white people like Kissinger, Clintons, etc that got her where she was

>strangle the life out of them with piano wire.
God yes please free me from this hell

yes master I dedicate my life to working for your company and plan my life around it! of course I will work for you for free when needed! I love waking up early! yes I will gladly work in 3 and 4 and 5 different shifts! I contribute to the greater good by doing a repetitive task!

good goy

Hey it's either work or die
there's no choice.

no, of course not. you're asked to do stuff like this, but it's asked in a way that makes it perfectly clear that if you don't you're gonna be on the shitlist forever.

In have to admit her idea is great, I mean it would be revolutionary if it worked.

Problem was she wouldn’t take no for an answer. When her and paki realized that technology was not there yet, they just kept asking for money and frauding ppl saying that it was working.

I think in 5-10 years something like this could work.

Are you a NEET? Tell me about your life, I'm genuinely interested.

Probably another extremely wealthy, extremely powerful man with an elliptical name keeping out of the public eye

Some of the greatest minds in history have been NEETs.

>British education

I lost my job and was NEET for 2 months before I found another. At the end of the 2 months I was going batshit crazy

DANCE FOR ME WAGIE, DANCE

>The 90s had Enron
>The 2000s had Theranos
What will turn out to be the bullshit company of the 2010s? My money's on Tesla.
Think about it.
>CEO is a maniac who fashions himself as a genius and a visionary, an inventor like Einstein or Steve Jobs
>company keeps promising the world and beyond, like colonizing mars, building flying cars, building self driving cars
>company never actually delivers
>what the company does deliver is barely functional
Just think about it logically.

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Biggest problem is no money. Flipping weed was what I did when NEET mode

Now that's just a bold-faced lie.

Neet here fuck work
/o/ldfag here they have basically been a walking ghost since the 00s
Investors are very unhappy gonna be funny watching them implode and all their shit cars get bricked

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Not him but Im neet for the last year and I hike 4-7 times a week and play vidya and watch kinos. That's about it. Aside from going /out/ I think about suicide constantly.

Why are you so desperate to destroy 9+ hours of your life everyday?

People are literally driving teslas and spacex has already completed missions.

You're not wrong.

Work made me even feel more depressed the pay was so shit.
Even when I had decent paying work it was shit

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The asian cunt was the worst, she started the whole thing

Nah. SpaceX already has government contracts so that's safe, Tesla Just signed up with China to make gigaplants and tesla factories, same with solar city

Most of Elon's company last year and the year before crossed the government money rubicon.
Meaning most of his businesses have serious government money flooding in now, so if they go under politicians go under which means lobby going under.

He's basically in the Iron Triangle of american back scratching.

>Was he fired?
They've all been, user

Yes. When I worked at Best Buy we were forced to do some cult-like chant at the beginning of each day, and post about how we scammed old people in some workplace chat app after every sale.
Since I've left the only people left are hardcore kool-aid drinkers who are now allegedly asked by management to post about Best Buy on their personal social media accounts, and they do it. It's fucked.

tesla just has a problem with production and turning profit. it's not like he pitched some idea of flying cars and fooled every investor. the fact tesla is still around is kind of a miracle since it's not easy to get into that market with vehicle manufacturers who have been around since forever

Just looking into it I knew it was a scam long before it exploded. When I read that she was only 18 yo and basically invented something researchers never believed it would be possible I kne it was fishy. Then you have a company that keeps secret their magic formula for years without any solid proof. I just don't understand how people blindly invested in this scam

>mfw dodged the CS meme bullet and did accounting
Too many cheap foreigners for CS to be a good choice.

>would hire, good attitude
What a cuck. You can tell she's a social climber faking enthusiasm, trying to be noticed.

Does anyone else wonder how people bear working at a shit factory job or construction or fast food/kitchen for 8 or more hours for just enough pay to survive? How are suicide rates not higher?

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Just apply to some shitty ass video game studio.

But I feel you brother. I was a NEET for 9 months in 2013 and it was the worst time of my life.

>Does anyone else wonder how people bear working at a shit factory job or construction or fast food/kitchen for 8 or more hours for just enough pay to survive? How are suicide rates not higher?
If they have a family, that must keep them going.

>he deliberately went into a field that is going to be replaced by computers in less than 5 years

LOOK AT THIS CŪCK AND LAUGH

Man Americans are weird

I agree that a majority of unskilled labor isn't worth it. I just feel bad about myself because I had broken the neet cycle from when I was young and ended up working a job that paid 900 a week because the company wouldn't reimburse me on gas or set up hotel rooms for me (traveling merchandiser)

>the trick is getting paid to do something you love.
jobs like that don't exist, faggot

Nobody loves IT

>jobs like that don't exist, faggot

You are posting on the television and film board. You think people get into that business just to make money?

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>How are suicide rates not higher?
Because they drink all day user. How do you think normies survive a week?

DOO DOO DOO DOOT DOO DOOT DOO DOOT
CAN'T TOUCH THIS

I choose die

>whats been said for the past decade.
Paj and associates aren't replacing accountants any time soon.
I do audits/forensic accounting and terminate fiber on the side.

I like IT work. I just don't like the boomers I have to do the work for

people getting into that business is extremely rare. most people work shit jobs that they hate

There are a lot of low IQ people who don't mind doing the same monotonous, boring, mindless task over and over for 8-12 hours 5 days a week for several decades. Some people are more suited to menial work than others. I'm not trying to sound condescending, it's just something I noticed from firsthand experience working those kinds of jobs. A week at a factory and I wanted to blow my brains out, but I had coworkers who had been doing it for a decade or longer and loved it. The people who were most adapted to that kind of labor also seemed kind of stupid.

Now I have a job where the repetition isn't too bad and I actually have to use my brain to come up with creative solutions on a regular basis instead of just doing the exact same motion 10,000 times a day and I enjoy it. There are still things I dislike about my job but it's not going to make me go insane or commit suicide.

>Record scratch drop
>"I guess you're wondering how I got into this, this mess, this crazy blood cult if you will? Well it's a long story. I just finished my doctorate in microbiology of blood cell systems when I got a call from Silicon Valley to go to work there. And the rest that followed is as they say is pottery..."

>all those jews listed on her board

When will you all begin to realize the jew is only here to swindle and steal from you?

Looks like a call center to me. This... brings back memories.

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>transports behind you
>WHERE'S MY BLOOD SAMPLES? (in deep Dad voice)
Wat do?

I wish someone would subscribe all of them to pewdiepie

Couldn't she afford a better skin suit?

>college
>NEET
>E
You are not NEET m8

This is a based post. My dad is one of those low-IQ menial workers.

Right now I'm working part time at a lumber mill and its great money but holy FUCK I cannot stand it. I've been offered full time a few times now but I cannot imagine having to be there double the amount of time than I currently am. I'll be out of there soon though. Glad you made it out.

Seems to me they are either mid tier druggies (weed, adderrall) or get off on the idea of their work having "tangible value" even though its body destroying, unappreciated work that will eventually be torn down to build even more uglier more modern buildings that shillberg believes will attract more cash spending trendy drones. Tradesmen/factory workers have this strange lifestyle cope where they'll endlessly spout "muh blue collar work ethic". For some reason "get a trades job" is becoming some sort of identity/trend thing because its believed to give off the impression that your work is hardy and you risk bodily harm to keep society running. While its an honest line of work and is looked down upon for the wrong reasons (Its dirty/too lazy to do labor/for "dumb hicks) its also talked up for the worst reasons, that being going blindly into the trades/manual labor because you'll feel like an "honest, hard working, person with value". I'm getting the impression that trades are some wage slave cope for people who could never find ways to acquire alternative streams of incoming. If you have a family business and have people close to you willing to show you the ropes and give you the right connections its a different matter because you'll get through the shit quicker and be able to run your own show and get paid well. But just going on in with shit pay and the people who are supposed to show you shit an instead fuck you up by teaching you the wrong stuff or worse you get stuck with a bunch of boomers and union fags who will never help develop your work skills. I highly disagree with the whole thing. Its the same as the boomer meme "work hard, shake their hands". I think people should put more effort into figuring out how and where to make income instead of having your life/identity revolve entirely around the work you do. But people will pull the strangest mental gymnastics to convince themselves their work is honest or respectable even with shit pay.

lel have you ever seen an after credits and do you have any idea how many movies/tv productions are made every year. dumb retards who try get those jobs while the internet has scared you into thinking working in films is a Hollywood miracle story

The same could be said for Brie Larson.

"What do you want to be when you grow up user?"
Gee... I'd sure love to be a cashier!
"What?"
A cashier, i-i-i-n Wallmart!
"So when you grow up you want to be a cashier... in Wallmart?"
Someday...

pretty much been in NEET status for 2 years and am of the same opinion. You have too little money and too much time to focus on, even with all the distractions tech gives you. I spend a lot of nights wondering about my mortality and fretting about the life I've lived so far.

at some point, you'll learn that the quest for making more money and responsibility is what you end up enjoying, if that makes sense.

BEELLLEEVVVE ALL WAMONS

this user actually has it figured out

the problem is just getting into a job like this where you can get away with it.

you're mostly right user, but have you worked in a trade?

What about a job where you work hard and feel proud of yourself for developing skills and a healthy mindset, and liking who you are when you're working?

>African education

based bowie

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Nope.

IT is great as long as it's not some entry level help desk position where you have to deal with retards.

completely possible to do

those jobs are a bit more rare though.
I have worked several trades for over a decade, and from my anecdotal experience most tradesmen are completely willing to teach and accept new people that are showing genuine interest and a desire to learn.

If you're still recently neet, lazy, and uncoordinated then yeah they're probably going to fuck with you and see you as a waste of time.

Fuck physical labor jobs

I worked 2 different helpdesk jobs and legitimately considered killing myself because of it. I will never work in a call center again

Now THIS is B&R

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>I will never work in a call center again
did you take some pretty terrible calls? i imagine it all depends on what type of calls you're taking.

I tried being a wagie. It was stressful, boring, and made me hate my coworkers and myself.

I tried being a NEET. I just felt guilty, useless, and couldn't enjoy myself even with all the free time.

Some people have the willpower to forge ahead in spite of their personal problems, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Life doesn't feel like it's worth the damn effort.

I just want to go to sleep forever.

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Yeah but it wasn’t even that I just can’t handle being endlessly bombarded with social interaction like that. I fucking hate people. I just want a job where I can do stuff on my own with no contact with the public

Literally me

>I just want a job where I can do stuff on my own with no contact with the public
this is pretty much my current situation, but with absolutely garbage hours.

going to trade it in for a call center position, working 2nd/3rd shift makes you feel excluded from the rest of humanity

Being a VP at a big name company is like being an adjunct at Harvard, people who actually know what it is don't think much of it

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL JUST A WAGE IN A CAGE

You’re going to hate it. There is absolutely nothing fulfilling about working in a call center unless you are an EXTREMELY extroverted and social person and most people aren’t.

are you me

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>fulfilling
i don't think i've ever had a job where i felt fulfilled

i have masters in engineering 4.0, and i cant get a job, 5 months looking
theres no worse feeling that all the retards with shitty grades getting jobs out the gate because they are social people
nobody likes agressive dogs but dogs see people as a threat because they were mistreated
same with people

They need the constant attention and ego trip

Why is this place full of anti wageslaving but also pro capitalist?

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Who the fuck has a job like that?

Maybe in the us

I thought you engineers were the abused golden children getting 80k jobs straight outta college.

>Feeble "human" comprehension of understanding

A man gotta eat

Contrarianism, dumbass

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UNDERAGE

I used to work at Verizon and yes, there would be "events" like this where you'd have to clap along to soulless corporate bullshit, but it was still preferable to talking to retarded customers on the phone.

What's it like being an imbecile?

Most jobs at least have some small sense of accomplishment. Call centers dont

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

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Nah, Bill is not that insane

Because its full of NEETS who don't understand either side.

So what’s the name of the documentary?

Similar story of my brother actually. Thankfully he was smart unlike certain other NEETs here and applied to the Air Force. Thing is, he didn't just take whatever job they gave him like a fool, he made sure he got what he wanted and now he's working cushy AF position with TS clearance. It's never too late, pathetic NEET's.

Nah, but they probably ate a baby in a black magic ritual together.

nice try ea

wouldn't you get a small sense of accomplishment when you solve a customer's problem?

Just google her name dumbass

she's an actual reptilian who mesmerized old cucks into giving her money

And what's your job like yuropoor? I'm considered lower middle class and still have a fully furnished paid for house.

Literally no. Every call leaves you feeling drained and empty of life.

where the fuck did they get all those bts videos? it's like the fucking phantom menace making of, why the fuck would she have a camera following her into the bouncing castle? did the documentary start as legit looking at how amazing everything was?

>wagemasters
lmao this fucking place

This video hurts, because as a veteran of several big name Silicon Valley companies I see this shit ALL THE TIME. See that asian cunt in the front row? She's like the company Goebbels. Runs the secret police and makes sure everyone is 'hyped' enough. Like you have to pretend you're super excited and happy to be at work, instead of the obvious reality that of course nobody is happy to be there. That's why you get fucking paid for it.
Like meetings start with how much 'energy' everyone has and people are expected to talk about how super excited people are to get to work on something so world changing (it's never world changing, it's always gay number crunching shit).

You just know he's sick of fixing Pajeets streetshitting in the codebase

is there a job where half the workforce isnt useless women in hr and marketing and other useless carpet-side shit getting paid for doing nothing

Someone who is willing to degrade themselves but only work at 80% of the same productivity will replace them. It doesn't matter if you have thousands of good employees and 1000 decent employees. There is enough profit to be gained anyway, what matters is keeping the wage cucks down.

Based.

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It looks like that bitch who made a startup with the cheap "blood tests" that turned out to just spew out bullshit results.

uh have you seen the chick's he's banged?

>See that asian cunt in the front row? She's like the company Goebbels.
Yea, fuck chinks. I agree. Keep Goebbells out of this though. He didn't do anything wrong. His Jewish propaganda is very accurate in its portrayal of Jews.

It was replaced long ago mong, but computers can't replace auditing and tax consulting so most of it is safe.

See that's the thing, we see something wrong with society and want to change it. But you fuckers keep the system intact that allows us to leech of wagecucks. It's not that we vote against our own interest, it's that you people keep our interests alive.

If this chick was famous today she would be regarded as brave and an example to all women by the leftist media. And anybody who opposed her is a sexist.

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Same, except I'm dropped from IT. I'm finding accounting so much more enjoyable. There's just a simple beauty in all the numbers and balancing.

Know how I know you think all accounting is "bookkeeping"? All the grunt work of accounting has practically been automated, yes. But the actual work of being an accountant is the decision making and analysis side. There's a reason why accountants are almost always in demand and get paid very comfortable salaries.

It wasn't that long ago lmao

How Sexist Alt-Right Trolls Dismantled Progress and Killed Millions of People

did you try being yourself?

>If this chick was famous today
She is LITERALLY still on trial. An HBO series LITERALLY just came out about her. She is at peak fame you retard.

i would throw my fuckin name tag on the floor and bounce

How old do you think this story is dumbass?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A WAGE IN A CAGE

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we had to do all kinds of wacky stuff for bdays at this seafood restaurant I was a waiter at.
also had to dance to shit like ymca and cotton eyed joe.
I always just went to bathroom and played on my phone until it was over after I did it right a few times just to shut them up

That Sonny guy was freaky

anyone know?

Can someone give me the lowdown here? Why has this lass been plastered all over Yea Forums these past couple of weeks?

This is actually me

>NEETs have no drive or ambition ever in their miserable lives.
>tfw the only time I've ever found the drive to do anything is when the anxiety kicks in and I do it last minute in a panic
>Don't feel satisfied or accomplished afterwards, just relief that the anxiety is gone
>tfw even your mom tells you that there's something broken inside you and you lack self-sufficiency
I don't get it. How the fuck do wagies do it? I wanna be like you, wagie. I wanna have disposable income. I wanna work hard. I wanna have a clean room. I just don't know how.

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>and get paid very comfortable salaries.
because they make you work 2000 hours between january and april
here big 4 barely pays minimum wage for recent grads getting their designation

Big 4 isn't meant for long term careers unless you plan on becoming an executive. I'm pretty sure that the point of the big 4 is to kickstart your way into accounting life and and train you through trial by fire so that you can become self-sufficient on your own by the time you leave.

They're not big 4 for nothing. The mass of employees have to be used for something.

My plan, once I'm out of college, in the long term is to either eventually run my own firm, possibly tax consulting, or work in a nice little cozy vineyard/brewery/distillery cause boy do I love my booze.

I work in an airline and I get a sense of joy in making sure people and cargo get where they need to be on a machine hurtling through the air at 400 mph.

After two years at my current regional airline, I'm actually starting a job at another airline for 60k a year starting, in a week.

I'm literally shitposting on a Laotian croquet appreciation forum right now as I watch my flights.

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>American 'house'
>drywall
>made out of shoestring and gum
It's worth two euros and would have to be torn down here because it's too cheaply build.

I love how that faggot somehow found a way to fall forward into cushy public sector jobs. It’s all a dick sucking networking contest.

whats the name of your position user

You're contract is void if any of this is uncovered, which is extremely likely and very easy to find out for your new boss.

I worked in corporate at a very well regarded company that always ranks at the top of “best places to work nationally” lists. We had chants and a special little dance and pep rally’s and such. Even at the “best” places, you are fucking cattle being herded in a way you just find acceptable. At least when we did this they served us cake to make it seem more fun.

Father's of families kill themselves because they have familes. They can't handle the shame and trauma that it will cause their familyy so they kill themselves in desperation.
>life expectancy declining, because of suicide
>mostly middle aged white males doing it
Yikes, better make some memes about it, right?

>You'll probably die too if your parents stopped supporting you.
And that's a good thing

Based, I'm in the same situation. In grad school right now, plan to do my two years at one of the big 4 and get my CPA license. Then I'll take over my mom's accounting practice and expand it into my own thing. It's super easy to do your own thing as an accountant and work from home

You have to work your way up and get a skill that's in demand. Unless you have connections you WILL have to start with a shitty job and work from there.

Judging from that reaction image, I take it you were in the comfy Halo thread last night? Nice.

man I just want Spacex to succeed because it's literally the only chance of getting off this rock

i used to think that the NEET lifestyle was really awesome. it must be great to be able to sleep in and have so much free time to myself so i can focus on my "goals" and work on improving myself.
One summer, i didn't get a job and set up a bunch of personal goals now that i had nothing stopping me.
But the truth is, if there's no external pressure to do these things, you just won't ever get yourself to do them because with limitless free time, there's always tomorrow. with no immediate need to accomplish something, you push it to later because you're comfortable and want to stay comfortable. then lethargy and boredom creep in. that summer, i accomplished none of my goals.
then you realize that you're not doing anything and you're not going anywhere. i realized that and felt like such a huge loser for the rest of the summer.
Now that I'm working full time with a set routine, my life is in order and actually feel productive. knowing that my free time is limited, it pressures me to use it wisely. I read every day, exercise twice a day (there's a gym at my office that i use during lunch) and watch more movies than i used to. Also with a job, i'm financially independent. i have power over the quality of the produce i buy or the place i live. i also work hard to progress and move up to better paying and more prestigious jobs because i actually enjoy what I'm doing.
Being a NEET is hell.

Yup, and it's a job that's basically always in demand. As long as businesses and an economy exist, there will be need of accountants. It's a literal necessity of doing business in the 21'st century. According to the BLS, anyways, the demand for it is going to increase faster than average in the next 10 years as more and more businesses start and develop and grow and trade becomes more and more complex and efficient.

>Goals
Spooks

Impressive

>Being a NEET is hell.
this is true. but so is working a job. there is no peace in this life. how the fuck am i supposed to survive

Throw out garbage. Pick up dirty laundry. Do the laundry. Put clean laundry away in drawers and closet. Make bed. There, your room is 90% clean.

As for jobs it would probably benefit you to get something part time if possible. Most jobs do not require hard work at all. Showing up is basically half the battle unless its some career shit where you are expected to be competent.

Honestly breaking my NEETdom had some nice perks like I was actually able to enjoy vidya and anime again where as before I was never motivated to play and I would waste all my time on Yea Forums. Speaking of Yea Forums can be a mind virus when you spend too much time on here I've gotten so much more productive after I limited my shitposting time to bathroom breaks, bus rides, and lunch and a few short stints throughout the day.

>Big 4 isn't meant for long term careers
That's a meme repeated over and over by people who don't want to put in the time on work and inside training.
Of course they won't make you an exec in 2 years if you do the bare minimum, but they give tons of chances at constant training and getting a masters to climb up the ladder, for people without any contacts or family in the profession it's still the best way to climb and make contacts so you can get a side gig as an accountant at a normal company.

It seems like most of the names are Chinese now if they involve CG at all. Probably not the best career move for a western dude.

Ain't that the truth. Being NEET is only fun for like a month. And you get that much vacation a year anyway when you're employed.

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She's a con artist. That's it.