Why did he nut so fast?
Why did he nut so fast?
I would probably cum just by eating her ass
pussy game too strong
can you blame him?
Whitebois can’t fukk
he hadn't had sex in a really long time
also, sex doesn't usually last as long as porn makes you think it does
usually you can get one out in a few minutes
Because that's what impulsive sex is usually like. No thought, just flow.
He was cumming the entire series.
coworker's wife pussy is too good
dude did you see her ass?
>believes time is a flat circle
>defeated by a round sphere
pottery
kek
Whitebois have the capacity to make love, not just fukk.
she came there for his nut so she got it whats so fucking hard to understand? women can flex their pussy to make you nut whenever they fucking want, unless they are retarded virgins (like every guy on this board apparently) who dont know how to activate it.
it was in the 1990s or whatever so we hadn't rubbed our dicks raw to internet porn yet
This is the real answer
If you haven't busted in a while you'll cum in seconds
I haven't seen this but I assume Rusty is a ronery miserable fag so its natural he'd spooge almost immediately in michelle's fat azz.
it happens sometimes
30 seconds in and out 30 seconds in and out
Press v if you are a virgin
Gayest beta shit I’ve ever read
v
state of wh*toids
Ohhnononononono
He had been celibate since his daughter died retard
YIKES
vvvvvvvvvvv
Why are his shoulders so narrow?
He looks like those guys who only do chest and arms workouts.
that's just how his body is
Time is a tight pusy.
Bruh
Why are you so insecure?
ANIMALISTIC
Have sex. Now.
bend over
classic dyel callout posted by a 130lb retard with cave shrimp skin
is that an offer bby? uwu
I don't bottom because I have long ass-hair so when I shit it gets trapped in the hair and closes up, making an asshole shield
The white race was a mistake
what, money?
>these replies
all these niggers with no fathers fucking embarrasing
>celibate since his daughter died
Yes that makes perfect sense you mongoloid i dont think you even knew the would celibacy until le incel buzzword
>Marty cheated on this with some thot.
celebate because he was molesting her?
he's implying he was fucking his daughter dumbass
This. They are just mad their girlfriends are tired of getting beat up and disrespected so they come to us to taste some white meat.
He wasn't doing "no porn", otherwise he would've pounded that ass in.
Plus a guy with his conviction probably hadn't jerked off for years. You'd nut too if prime pussy suddenly was presented.
This. A long session is like 10 - 20 minutes, standard is like 5ish
where is there no webm of this scene?
any other way is beta. he is a finely tuned breeding machine, his only purpose is to preg
>no gif of her titties posted
I DEMAND SATISFACTION
this
all the people laughing are either incels or n*ggers
this has the best part, the rest lasts like 5 seconds
>"why can't I hold all this thiccness..."
I don't fuck, I make loove!
Why is it that no girl ever asks a guy to make love in her ass?
Shit, that pussy must have been fire.
That response was the perfect balance of hilarious and fucking horrifying. Props.
>me in the back
>He doesn’t get it
He was just tired from mowing lawn all day, that's all give a guy a break
that ass
>triggers niggers
brehs...
he was a nofap volcel
stupid bitch ruined it all for him
Kys, reddit
volcels are /x/ tier bullshit
Explain then ?!
Stop. You're an embarrassment for the rest of us.
Long penetration do the trick ? It’s like the video of the Asian pornstar who cum during a photo shoot because the guy had his dick in the entrance of her pussy for a long time
>that video when she said «baseball baseball ahhh fuck give towel»
>classic dyel callout posted by a 130lb retard with cave shrimp skin
he was lonely and horny
Because sex doesn't last that long you porn addicted cattle.
Watch it, nigger
Because she's fucking hot. Marty had 10/10 wife and was cheating on her with some sluts. What a retard.
kino scene
Have you ever had sex?
I'm circumcised so I'd more than likely stick my dick in her balls deep and blow my load in 5 seconds flat. Michelle Monaghan is just that beautiful, and probably that tight. I can't blame Rust for going ham.
He was cheating on her with 11/10 sluts though.
because older men don't make sex into an endurance contest of nonstop humping until you're bored. ideal sex is
>foreplay until painfully close to cumming
>sex until cumming
not
>robot and endless penetration
I mean, I would too in this case.
this is the most embarrassing post I've read on this site in the past year fucking killyourself reddit fag
AND sukk
>whitebois actually believe this
lmao
>don’t fuck for months
>get to fuck this chick raw
Probably lasted longer than any other human male on earth desu
blackbois can't graduate high school
>It’s like the video of the Asian pornstar who cum during a photo shoot because the guy had his dick in the entrance of her pussy for a long time
No clue what scene this is but god damn do I want to see it
Sex is meant to be a loving act, not a political statement. Get educated on the matter.
Stop samefagging betaboy. Go back to sucking the bull's cum from your girlfriends pussy
They're all theory you know that
they used a butt double most likely. i mean, I guess, narratively yes, he did. but that actress doesn't really have that butt I dont think
A N A L
here we have two of the most reddit and 4channel posts. Both are equally retarded
they didn't use a butt double, in fact the actress herself was like "my ass looked amazing cause I had just gotten" or "had just been" pregnant.
You post that with no link? True evil does truly exist.
t. seething incel
Never understood this logic. The actress literally showed her tits in the show but for some reason would use a butt double for a shot of her ass? It’s like the people who claim this never even watched it.
Because short intercourse highlights furious passion and lust, which this encounter was all about.
*round spheres
Cute and lovepilled
So, Rust shoots blanks, right?
>some thot
A much younger hot thot.
The way it escapes him is just beautiful
>celibate since his daughter died
It's so perfect it hurts lads
what did he mean by this
>celibate since his daughter died
>Yea Forums rn
>still no webm
>former underage literal whore
>claims she's never done anal
Im sorry your father never showed you any live my delusional shit skinned friend
JUST MOWING YOUR WIFE MARTY
I see my gf again after a year, betting on lasting about 1 minute.
Stupid mass reply poster
I don't think she said she's never done it though. Just that she'd been thinking about it all week.
God I would let her ride my face, HNNNNNNNGGGGG
that would smell like poop and pussygoo
It was an splendid lawn to mow.
He was shooting at god, had to be quick.
oh no
>if I put that in, will you moan?
>Was that a down payment?
>if I pull that out, will you grunt?
what the fuck is wrong with you
OH NO NO NO NO! HAHAHAHA.
Kegel's
>Loving Act
When you pull someone's hair and slap her ass red, while fucking her doggy style, I'm sure it's very loving.
how long would you last, Yea Forums?
You hug her tight, kiss her neck and lips and rhythimcally move your entire body to penetrate in a deep and intimate fashion.
>The actress literally showed her tits in the show but for some reason would use a butt double for a shot of her ass?
because her ass was actually flabby and flat, not because she was prude
>in fact the actress herself was like "my ass looked amazing cause I had just gotten" or "had just been" pregnant.
uh hu, yeah, they would never lie about that
Before taking it out of my pants probably
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not every girl is the love of your life, user.
I don't think I'm out of line to say that, in light of recent events, it would be prudent for everyone in this thread to -- pardon my coarseness for saying so -- please have sex
What a faggot
>Implying I didn't nut first
>Press F if you are not a virgin
Press F if you are not a virgin
>Press F if you are not a virgin
Press F if you are not a virgin
>Press F if you are not a virgin
Press F if you are not a virgin
YIKES
im a virgin lol
I heard for guys when it's to tense you get ED
is anyone else able to cum from just pulling their foreskin down tightly? i dont even need to stroke. is this normal?
If she think/feel she is then you win
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D READ ON AND EDGY TEENAGE FACEBOOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUCK
Imagine being a virgin h-haha
Nigga don’t be posting shit like that without giving a source
How's male higher than female?
I can do that too. If I don't fap for like a week or more then I can cum without touching my dick at all, just mental stimulation.
Experimenting with friends
because you're a loser :)
Because females lie.
It's difficult to really pin down what makes this gif so erotically appealing. I can easily imagine the feeling of her warm, plump, soft skin, the mental thrill of having transgressed a social boundary by touching areas of a female body carefully hidden, the pride of having a girl so obviously attractive and high-status giving herself to me, but I can't help but feel that in the moment I wouldn't really enjoy this feeling. I'd be too detached from the moment to appreciate it; anticipation would give way to only a fleeting of contentment before I knew I would need to touch other parts of her body, allow my repressed desires to be expressed at long last, but I think I would feel several seconds if not further into the future, looking back on what was actually currently happening, knowing that I would need to maintain my erection, perform my masculine act in order to keep her in the mood, and finally ejaculate more in relief that I had managed to sustain the act that long than in any genuine, fulfilling sense of pleasure attained. I think my place in life is behind the computer screen, so to speak, viewing these things from afar, lusting for them, burning with desire and envy at the idea that such experiences are within reach, but never allowing myself to experience them for fear of eternal disillusionment.
dont be like that user
This thread has been made so many times.
Yet I always go in for that gif or webm.
>In the 2008 wave of data, participants were 28.5 years old on average, ranging from 24-34. Of those who participated, 3% were classified as sexually inexperienced, meaning they'd yet to have sex. The remaining 97% had either had vaginal, oral, and/or anal sex at some point. Among those who did not have sex during adolescence, about 1 in 8 remained sexually inexperienced in adulthood.
haha can you even imagine
I have had sex before, but it was only twice, with hookers, so I still feel like I'm inexperienced, I wouldn't know what to do with a normal girl.
Sorry i was phoneposting earlier
--> xvideos.com
>The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.
It's probably lower for females and higher for males due to fraud.
>virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24
This is why I find this hard to believe, teen girls have sex younger and more often than teen boys, it's just more hidden.
Thank you very kind of you user desu
what the fuck
me on the right.
Haven't seen this in like 10 years or so, I forgot that bemused guy image came from this video.
Do you think it's real or she was pumped up before he entered ?
good post
you now know she was pregant during the shooting of the scene in real life.
how does she do it, fuck
really? how do you know
if you can't think of at least two ways this could happen you're a brainlet.
The other guy was licking her nipples as well, some girls can cum just from that.
I don't get it.
demlawns rowlan
She did a late night interview, one of the talk show hosts, and self-deprecatingly talked about how she was supposed to age during the show, and her ass kept getting bigger since she was pregnant, so it worked perfectly.
It isn’t been that way since the sexual revolution and feminism
They are only looking to fuck chad and have everyone else just provide for them / give them all the excuses to keep acting like literal prostitutes
Just get surrogates and fuck bitches on the side; women are disloyal trash and a lost cause
i haven't been fucked like that since before the girls
Imagine not having a gf with an ass like this
No way th are her real ass, they must of used a double
Bruh honkies post gay as shit like this and wonder why they get no pussy
its her
nigga pls
>medoid
>white
I don't think so.
Thank you user. Is that Lily Thai?
Never mind. It says it right on the page. Whoops lol.
He was nofap for the previous 6 months.
how do people do nofap? i cant even go a week
You lack discipline
Yeah, I'm with you. Can't get past 3 days ffs.
I'm interested in it. I'm curious about getting the compulsion for it and porn under control more than anything, and to see if my IRL sex improves or nah.
whats the point of abstaining when i will never get a gf regardless?
Sometimes I'll go for a week. But the orgasm after that is fucking intense.
Lol. Don't abstain for your gf. Actually do jerk off if you get a gf.
Every time I get to 3 days I feel like a fucking god but I relapse that night for sure. Can't imagine what going nofap for like an entire week must feel like.
Idk man I once went about 45 minutes with my gf. Time flies during sex.
That's having fun. If you just want to cum, then it's like 10min.
I'm just about ready to kill myself over my 4.7" girth. Fuck it really is over.
1) Men are probably twice as likely to lie that they're not a virgin.
2) Women are probably 3 times as likely to lie that they are a virgin.
AAAAAHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Cheating on your wife who looks like Victoria's secret model with big perfect booty
Damn, imagine how actually rare it is. I'm a 29 year old virgin, and I'm just fucking thinking of how goddamn rare that is. It's just like holy shit, why.
Rust was on NoFap. That's why he was so weird.
you have to be not weak willed. went for 42 days a couple times
>efukt
>TALENTED
classic
Dude look a the entire clit, not just the pointy part. It's all over the entrance of the vagina. If you stimulate it you're good.
Long foreplay to be close to the big O
Penetration to reach the big O
Sleep
Repeat
?
>incels believe this
cope
Makes sense
parp
Mother of God just look at that big fat fucking ASS.
Gay
have sex
>he's never fucked a tight and wet pussy
Have sex
Put me in the screencap :DDDD
@alakazam8
I think he just wanted to feel like he still had appeal to someone after being stuck in a desk jockey detective job and monotonous marriage for fifteen years.
you make me physically ill
J U S T
why did this post generate so many replies?
fucking cringe
>props
r/Yea Forums is in this thread
Decided to give it a go out of curiosity. I'm old and it seems to be aimed at teenagers who don't have a reference point or know anything, so I've assumed it's total bollocks. Currently at 28 days and, whilst I don't really want to draw any conclusions until at least 90, so far it has mostly just resulted in irritation. Spontaneous boners and occasional intense urges, along with far more intense sexual dreams. I have noticed the constant knot of anxiety and sunken feeling has reduced/gone, though not sure if that is related or just a momentary coincidence. This is all without sex obviously, so monk-like abstinence and I still loathe myself.
sauce
Put me in the screencap
@METhpisto #METhpisto
One of the best lines in the show and no one ever picks up on it
Now that's a butt
most embarassing reddit tier thread and replies of the year so far
Jesus christ my dude.
Lower needs for lower breeds, some people just don't evolve.
Just embarrassing, my dude.
This. Niggers are lower on maslow 's hierarchy of needs
>I have noticed the constant knot of anxiety and sunken feeling has reduced/gone
That's what you're supposed to experience
that is gay as fuck ese
Cringe.
any more proof Yea Forums is fucking shit?
Hey, my OC.
anyolse else was in shock on how great her arse looks? wasnt expecting that at all she looked so skinny
Along with the alleviation of seemingly anything the person doing it decides to want to attribute to not jacking off. I have had it go away for periods of time before, so to assume it's from not touching my dick is premature.
I'm 23 khv working a terrible wagie job. I can't go back to college because I can't stand being around people my age, especially in class and campus environments. I expect to be a 80-year old wizard if I live that long. I feel you.
Well it works for me, you can believe whatever you want just go back to fapping.
I think what shocked me the most is I learned that Michelle filmed True Detective right after having her 2nd kid. Other women need to learn from this shit.
Imagine seeing your mom on tv like this. Poor kids.
This is why people drink when they're on a date my dude. Can't be all up in your own head.
I'm glad, user.
Yeah imagine...
how does he not get a boner doing this?
how do you know this?
All actors are gay. Do you really think a straight guy would take drama classes?
sleep tight, pizza
So what exactly is this show about?
I watched the first episode and it was kinda slow (not in the intriguing way for me), but it looks like it's not just a regular cop show and even presents interesting existential questions too.
>Daddario
>thot
Gtfo
Yeah, that's pretty much what sex feels like.
jewish predatory pedophiles
But then again most shows are about that
wow you're really smart. With how many people have you watched that scene? How many people didn't get it?
>on a long enough timeline, your chances of being a virgin goes down to 0
We're all going to make it bros
What are you supposed to feel if you dont have either of those.
because he was on NoFap
Jesus fuck this is quite possibly the gayest shit on Nuechan but congrats in making people laugh. But in all fairness it is poetic, something Nogs can't comprehend and it is raw emotion, something Jews are incapable of cultivating
You aight white boi
Men have cheated on their hoes for millenia, my dude. Sex hasn't only been about love since forever.
>Long foreplay to be close to the big O
Explain. My gf only gets wet from me sucking her tits.
>celibate since his daughter died
based
sex is a meme; celibacy and sainthood are eternal
Like the puss till she shiver or something like that. It's like edging.
If she get off with tit sucking then continue more and more
She like cunnilingus and fingering ?
She likes fingering, but she needs to be really wet so it doesn't hurt her.
She never lets me eat her fucking pussy because she says it tickles.
Make love
3) women who fuck let multiple men fuck them
4) men who fuck only get to fuck one girl
are you this retarded
>no small town Iowan gf
it would be hard not to
I wouldn't say to brute force your tongue on her pussy but try. She tickles you laugh haha then FINGER attack.
Just take time and discover all that she wants and play with it like a fiddle
He's talking about the other girl. He cheated multiple times.
What the fuck are you going on about?
Women fuck a lot of men, but men only fuck one woman? Do trannies make up the difference or something?
>that dog
my sides
They have muscles in their vagina capable of causing a man to ejaculate. They could consciously to it if they wanted to but most dont even know to try that since theyre used to just being the
Passive partner. Thats the evolutionary purpose of an internal female orgasm. They reach a point where their body is like "alright fuck you ill do it myself" and it causes their muscles to clench around the dick triggering him to orgasm himself. At the same time the brain releases dopamine and oxytocin in order to pair bond with the man theyre doing it with and give them incentive to want to feel that again. Even if they don't consciously do it theyll still seek out men who can make their body do it anyway because it increases the likelihood of them getting pregnant by said man. It is also pleasurable but the pleasure is a driving force for wanting that
Girls are actually capable of two different types of orgasms. External through clitoral stimulation or internal. Every girl is capable of an internal orgasm but not every girl is capable of letting their minds give way to what their body wants so many of them struggle with this.
If a girl consciously does the clenching it doesnt have as much pleasure as an orgasm. It's the same action but without the pleasure incentive added in. It's just a conscious action done in addition to having sex, and the nerve stimulation from sex will bring some pleasure itself but not as much release
Almost every man with a dick is capable of triggering a vaginal orgasm in a girl. They just have to get the girls in the right mindset and make them let go and give in to their instincts. Since many men are insecure themselves and thinking of themselves they are unable to figure out how the girls mind works in such a way that triggers it. Girls are almost entirely mental
But the clenching is the same way you can flex the muscles thatd flex when you cum but it doesnt feel as good as when you cum
/thread
Did he say that
>hey just have to get the girls in the right mindset and make them let go and give in to their instincts. Girls are almost entirely mental
This.
Now this is an actually redpilled post.
Preach it, user.
WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
the difference is made up by you, men who dont fuck
out of 10 women and 10 men there is one girl that puts out, 3 dudes got to fuck her the other 16 people dont fuck of which 7 are men and 9 are women. the result is that graph
Guys I'm getting picrelated this weekend. Last time I had sex was 2 years ago and am currently on 30 days nofap. How long will I last?
PS: I'll pop cialis/viagra before
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where do you even find escorts since no backpage anymore?
sauce
lilly simmons? i wouuld too
Simply google you city + escort agency
Or go lurk internationalsexguide forums
he was a busy man, he probably needed to be somewhere and had to do it quick
he might have had a boner. this whole thing is not as sexy as you think unless you're into people watching you and constant starting and stopping. also remembering how the director told you to perform.
Bruh
Is that Emma Stone on the left?
Deepest lore
what film?
Somebody explain me why this is wrong.
Wholesome
the perfect balance of reddit and reddit
SOMEONE FINALLY MADE THIS JOKE
I'VE BEEN BROWSING TD THREADS FOR FOUR YEARS WAITING TO SEE THIS JOKE AND SOMEONE FINALLY MADE IT THANK YOU user
Mostly correct, but consciously clenching can lead up to orgasmic release for the female partner.
To add to it girls are entirely passive in their normal state unless theres some external factor causing them to want control
They want you to lead the dance. It's not laziness, it's just how theyre wired
So that means that most wont think to clench like that on their own with a man if theyve never done it before but if you're with them and getting going very well and theyre enjoying it then you whisper in their ear you want them to clench their vagina as hard as they can while you fuck them, many will do exactly what you ask them.
If you do that and they do that and it ends up making you get off and they see you enjoyed it quite a bit then in the future that girl will try it with you (or other men after you're no longer together) to try and please them.
"Be a man" literally is just taking charge and telling them what you want them to do and letting them please you with the rest. If theyre trusting you enough to let you fuck them then theyre trusting you not to actually hurt them. It's the mans job to know where that limit is. A good man is one who understands what he wants and goes for it without hurting others. True in life as in sex. Thats not to say pain = hurt. Many (most in my experience) girls like a bit of pain with sex but not taking it too far to actually hurt them. If you take it too far and hurt them then theyll feel like the trust they put in you is violated and theyll have a negative reaction. So a man taking what he wants doesnt mean forcing sex onto a girl that doesn't want it. She never built up that trust in you to begin with. Emotionally it is ALLL hurt
Your job IS to study them and understand them. When you stop thinking in terms of what you want and start thinking in terms of their motivations and why they act like they do then youll connect with them. They will then place their trust in you
What do you want, a 20 minute sex scene in a crime drama?
Well done
This is why you dont fuck, you dont got game beta.