SCHOOL'S IN SESSION YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Uncle Luke NOOO!

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You know considering that 4 minutes after this, Kylo killed all the students and burned down the school, makes it seem like Luke should've killed the little motherfucker. Just bullshit Leia that he died in a trash compactor mishap.
This movie flip-flops like crazy.

KEK

This scene adds nothing to the film, other than makes Luke look like a murderer. They should have removed it from the film. Just have a scene where Luke says that one night Ben showed up with his posse and killed everyone and he was unable to stop him.

Like father like son.

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>Luke's pov
>Ben's pov
>Luke's real pov

Why do people only accept Ben's version as the true one?

GET THAT JEDI COCKSUCKER

It IS the true one

...from a certain point of view.

Because star wars fans are brainlets

Because even if Luke wasn't actually going to kill him, he still pulled out his lightsaber and turned it on. He not only thought about it, but he was one step away from doing it.

From my point of view the Jedi are evil.

WHERE'S MY MILK???

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>HERES YOUR 6AM WAKE UP CALL

Why is he attacking him with two lightsabers?

t. ultraboomer

THINK FAST BEN

Luke didn't even deny wanting to kill him.

>because even though what really matters is what was going through his mind and the decision he actually took, it looked like he was kind of in the same neighborhood so it was literally rape and you can't tell me otherwise

>From my point of view, the white men are evil

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>Spend your youth longing to join the resistance and fight the empire
>Discover you're the son of a great jedi who fell to the dark side
>Receive jedi training
>Redeem your father, defeat the empire, and save the galaxy

Fast forward 20 years

>Better kill my nephew in his sleep
>Oh no he beat me, better hide in exile
>Discovered in exile, better tell her how gay the jedi are

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>I bent my neighbor over a barrel and had my dick out but I swear I wasn't going to rape him.

>Diner
>Reservations

>spend your youth trying to get into an imperial academy until the empire kills your uncles
>discove your father is cyborg hitler
>have jedi lying to you and telling you have to kill your father
>discover the only woman you've ever wanted to bang was your sister

20 years later

>that was kinda fucked up what I went through
>I'm going to spare Ben of this bullshit

>I'm going to spare Ben of this bullshit
By murdering him? If he wanted to spare him why open an academy in the first place

>IT'S JEDI TIME!
>NO UNCLE JAKE, NO!

THEN YOU ARE LOST!

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To attract raw, powerful force sensitives and mow them down before they could reach their full genocidal potential.

>ITT star wars plebs can't into anything that isn't a fifth death star
Fucking hell, TLJ was great

TIME FOR DIN DINS

We didn’t even want a third one, moron. You can thank Jar Jar for that one.

It would be. Or Luke striking at something in the vision he experienced, but neither is what happens. He thinks about what he just saw, he finds a solution, and shortly before going through with it he rethinks it.

Because the true version still shows Luke as a liar. He talks about a "moment of pure instinct", in other words a reflex action. What we see is him calmly unclipping the saber and very deliberately holding it over Ben so as not to wake him.
>click
>Ffffffzwsssssshhhw
>OH SHIT SHOULDA PUT IT ON SILENT
Ben wakes up, deduces the severity of the situation correctly and acts on instinct.
>Force pull saber
>blade lock
>Force pull roof
Here's reflexes for you. The fact Luke never swung it doesn't mean he wasn't fully intent to do so until a moment before.

>BENDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWLIGHTSABREANDJEDICOWL!?!

Based and sneeded

TIME TO OFF THE OFFSPRING