Just started an open relationship with my wife. Any kinos about relationship?

I got one in 2012. You just need to hang on to them when you find them (as I have)

Based

uhhhhh.... based?

high school doesn't count, zoomoid

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How fitting that the cuck has a manbun.

Going To Be Divorced Soon
starring you

that's an odd picture. Who's the cuck?

Based
Any kinos for posts like this?

based strokeposter

I don't think this image is about cucking.
Simply women and the monkey branching theory applied to women's love life.

Start fucking traps like if they were going to ban it.

post cuckino

She had daddy issues, he was never going to actually stay together.

/thread

The picture is about how some people are the journey not the destination.

You hear that, user? Some people are just the destination. Don't be upset if you invest your entire life in your woman and she leaves you.

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I hope it you fucking die

I get downgrading a gf to a fwb by telling her it's actually an "open relationship", but your wife?
Nigger are you retarded?

Hell yeah, hopefully that cuck kills himself

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How can someone write shit like this and pretend she's not evil?

They don't see others as human

thats very based
one of the most based things ive ever seen in this shithole

>wario fart inhale deeply
Whats the intrinsically meaning behind this

Our entire society is built around catering to the wants and desires of women. Women in America and Europe are the most entitled sect of humanity ever fostered by a culture

>tfw all the ambitionless cucks here assume this is just gonna be another guy getting cucked like them
>tfw you're in a relationship with two women, both of whose virginities you took
>tfw neither of them are interested in seeing other men

To answer your question OP, if you're looking for movies about polyamory rather than just getting cucked, I recommend "Professor Marston and the Wonder Women", and "Vicky Cristina Barcelona".

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cope

>>tfw neither of them are interested in seeing other men
Imagine not only being a cuck, but being retarded.

Imagine being such a beta that you can't keep two women under control

Is the person in the boat a guy, though? Could be a very flat lesbian.

No you didn't you raiding shitbag

This is so true...

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this guy gets it

Cuck.

The first thing they tell you as a guy entering a poly relationship is to find something to do with your alone time. Because that's all your going to get out of it.

Eventually she's going to find someone she likes spending time with more than you and all her time will get invested in them, and by then it's over for you.

someone post that pic of the couple that starts an open relationship and the man starts sleeping with a trap every night

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COPE.

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seconding this

Can't find it but have this

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Incel retard

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This almost never happens, though. Far more common for the poly woman to go on the cock carousel while the guy stays home playing vidya

no doubt

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This works, apparently it's some sort of power play.

I hope you dont have kids

Damn...how philosophical.

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finna boutta cucked yourself
BASED

if you are white bring home a black chick or tranny it will literally break your "wives" programming

Why are women given the same rights as functioning adults?

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ow my face hurts, thank you for this

god roasties seething is so fucking satisfying

no matter how many times you do this they'll never stoop to incel level and shoot up a place full of innocent people

Inshallah, take the polygamy pill brother
A man must control his women like a stable of cattle, it is your duty as a man

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>Sweetie.
>sweetie...
>;)
>;)
>;)
>;)
Why do they do this

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They use it to condescending. It's part of the "Roastie 101" handbook. It's pretty easy to see through.

Jesus Christ, that has to be satire

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_headquarters_shooting
>implying incels are even the mass shooters in the first place

Wait, shouldn't the refugee be the one stepping off the boat?

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BASED AND DEFINITELY REDPILLED

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OP I hope you read this post and had a long hard think about what kind of mess you're getting yourself into.

>roasties can't follow through with their threats and instead just bitch about it and make everybody miserable
Sounds about right

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based arabs

Any more pics like this?
I could use a laugh

Sounds about right

HOLY FINNA BASEK

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Legendary post my friend

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damn how much you think she curls

I could spend all day reading shit like this, thanks user

requesting the one where the absolute madman fucked his gf's best friend and sister afterwards

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Based and alpha as fuck, that's the natural reaction to have if your gf ever suggests that. Dump her on the spot. If you even consider staying with her after that you're a cuck.

congratulations, your children if she further bears any will now contain the DNA and genetic code of anyone else she fucks/comes into sexual contact with if penetration occurs. your children with her will literally be other people's you degenerate. you're a disgrace to men.

how the fuck do you get that much body fat but none of it on your gut

The Red turtle.

based and postmodernpilled

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Rare finds, I had 2 come into my my life, one I would say is greatest love I've experienced, but I never took her virginity because I ended up cheating on her, so I didn't think it was right. Second gal came randomly in my mid 20s - I also didn't get her virginity because I wasn't in the mood for a holy relationship.

I doubt I will ever have the chance again.

source?

Imagine the smell

tbf this isn't that bad

>this is your brain on incel
Glad you guys will die out yourselves and not reproduce

Retard. You should have fucked the brains out of both of them

You’re a cuck

Based.

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>tfw literally cannot float or swim

I sink like a rock for some reason. It's a struggle to stay above water.

Are you black?

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No, i'm a mix of several super white ethnicities. I burn like a vampire in sunlight, not even exaggerating.

I just was never able to swim. I've been in deep water and would just sink straight to the bottom if I didn't kick with all my might. It was a struggle to keep my face above water for any amount of time.

have sex

text needs to be moved so some of it isnt on pink space

>cannot float
How is that even possible?

Hello hungry skeleton, bones don't float well, do they?

I was always a pretty skinny kid but i've put on a little chub over the years. Maybe i'd float better now.

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Yeah man women can get fucked in the snap of a finger and you’ll stand no chance of seeing another woman at all. Aka, she hasn’t permission to cheat on you and will, while you’ll get laid less than ever.

Also, indecent proposal

I can only imagine how poor and low class you are and how fat those two cows are. Post pics or I don’t believe you’re anything close to respectable even from the point of view of someone who values sexual conquest, which itself is low class behavior.

I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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Hall Pass taught us that this is true

lol sure you did, when you uncover the shoebox filled with pics of her getting dicked it's going to hurt