Cleopatra...
Cleopatra
Andrew Bennett
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Nathaniel Wilson
SNIVERLY!
Kayden Brooks
Go on...
Wyatt Thompson
VILE
NILOTIC
RITES
Alexander Cook
When I was a newfag, I defended our board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has presented me with the most promising meme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen as if you were normal and intelligent, and not a mentally ill, porn-addled neckbeard. You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming NEET before even coming of age. You have brought upon us reddit, newfags, and cancer. You are Yea Forums's Daenerys Targaryen. But then a landwhale's role has always suited you best.
Jaxson Turner
FUCK GREEKS
Ian Mitchell
DOGS AND REPTILES!
Oliver Butler
Marcus Antonius was truly cringe and bluepilled for falling for the vaginaljew meme. Luckly Octavianus managed to eternally BTFO him and his roastie, or the whole Western civilization would have been waaay more "oriental" than the one we have now.
Adrian Nguyen
GAIUS
Thomas Peterson
JUVIUS
Henry Ward
ZEZAR
Angel Ramirez
COMIN' AT YA
Michael Kelly
Go on, fetch that slave girl, Cleopatra was it..?
Joseph Gray
ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
Joseph Nelson
Marcus Tullius Cicero, my arch nemesis
Logan Ortiz
I mean who wouldn't?
Connor Kelly
Gyppo cunt
Gavin Lee
Jacob Walker
Imagine the smell.
In a time before deodorant, toilet paper or soap, even the rich must have smelled like a bum's chode. Any gathering of people in an enclosed space must have produced an overwhelming, unbearable by today's standard stench. Jesus fucking christ.
Rubbing olive oil all over your body and scraping the dirt off with a stigil wouldnt cut it by HALF.
Jonathan Brown
>lived an opulent enough life she could bathe in rose water every day if she chose
>implying she would smell bad
Austin Reed
Based
Adam Rogers
FORTUNE PISSES ON ME.
Jacob Lee
They probably didn't smell all that bad. The poor didn't have the luxury daily baths or showers, but they did have water for washing their pits and junk. Plus loose clothing would prevent real stink and bacteria from building up. It wouldn't be like France in the middle ages or anything.
Rome itself was probably pretty stinky. Oil burning all the time, shit all over... Nasty.
Michael Mitchell
Have you ever showered in the morning and then gone the day without deodorant? You will smell like shit.
Landon Sullivan
I have and didn't smell like shit. It's probably just you.
Samuel Moore
Why was this guy such a fag? Literally acted like a woman on her period the entire show.
Leo Moore
There were public bathhouses which was one of the greatest inventions of Roman's. Tepidariums where rich and poor could scrub their balls and snatches in perfect equality. Of course there was no chlorine, so they were soaking in tubes of vile filth, and the pools were heated so bacterium probably ly bred at exhorbitant rates, but it's better than nothing
Blake Harris
When David Bamber auditioned for the role of Marcus Tullius Cicero in HBO's "Rome," he only had $12 dollars to his name. When the cast got their first paychecks, red haired Polly Walker, who portrayed the deliciously slutty Atia of the Julii, bought an 18 carat gold navel ring. David Bamber bought a hot dinner.
Adam Peterson
I AM THE SON OF HADES
I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE
Robert Barnes
I know you’re baiting, but I know two roasties at work who dropped the show because “Vorenus was so mean, I couldn’t stand watching any scene he was in.”
Dominic Smith
it's only the next day if you wear the same clothes
check your diet user
Charles Evans
he was just aware enough to know he was a cuckold but not enough to explain it; his arrogance in his ignorance was all-encompassing - people and all.
Angel Sanchez
But you're not walking everywhere you have to go through piles of shit and pools of piss, horse dung everywhere, no air conditioning and in stifling Roman heat
William Nguyen
COMIN ATCHA
Joseph Myers
I would assume they got accustomed to each other's stench; probably one of the reason they never hired new people. There, just explained the caste system for everyone.
Hunter Robinson
Getting cucked beats the life out of you
Brody Hernandez
Michael Cox
I do walk everywhere.
It takes awhile for stink to build up. They had very loose clothing made of natural fibers that wick away moisture. It wouldn't be like someone taking off their cotton-poly shirt after going for a run. They also had olive oil which kills bacteria.
They probably smelled more than your average person today, but it probably wouldn't be all that bad in most cases. I'm sure they did have their people who just refuse to wash and take proper care of themselves.
Owen Williams
They had soap and other methods of cleaning themselves. You're just making shit up.
Gabriel Rivera
They did not have soap dumbass. Theyd rub olive oil on themselves and scrape it off with a stigil. Look it up
Adrian Phillips
>Marcuck Asstonius
Adrian Jenkins
>fight in Gaul for 8 years
>become distinguished soldier
>come home
>wife has child from brother in law, lies says it’s your daughter’s bastard, and convinces whole family to side with her
>meanwhile work hard to become a senator of Rome
>become protector of Caesar
>Caesar is assassinated because you rush home to confront your unfaithful wife
>she kills herself instead of facing you
>children are kidnapped by your enemies
>kill kidnapper but find out they’re dead
>go and fight in Roman civil war as Mark Antony’s right hand man
>oops they’re actually alive
>leave battlefield to rescue children
>children ungrateful and hate you
>betray you to your enemies
>daughter becomes an even bigger whore
>somehow restrain yourself from killing bastard son
>plot armor evaporates and you die from a dumb stab wound
Nathan Phillips
They also used urine as toothpaste
Adam Ross
That was the Romans' general preferred method, but they still had soap. Even Germans had soap.
Julian Morales
>>wife has child from brother in law, lies says it’s your daughter’s bastard, and convinces whole family to side with her
Hated this bit because it made no sense. As if someone wouldn't have told him his wife was pregnant while he was away.
Easton Morris
The Gods piss on Vorenus but not rain fortune!
Nathan Turner
>Due to a clerical error, Niobe had been informed that Vorenus was dead
Roman Postal Service really was subpar
Parker Murphy
Lost count of the number of times shit like this happened in Roman history.
>Oh look x is dead, time to start a rebellion lol
>Oops turns out he's not dead after all
Ryan Davis
Based Octavian
>Let me just say this out loud cuz I wanna get this straight in my head. You're saying that Casear was gonna kill you and then when we got back, he was going to kill us, crown himself king and rule Rome as a tyrant. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?
>I swear on my mother Servilia's eternal soul that's what happend!
>The man you just killed just got declared dictator for life. He got legally elected by the people and senate of Rome. He could have fucking crowned himself. All he had to do was accept the crown from Marc Antony but he didn't. He kept his fucking mouth shut. He did his fucking time as dictator and he did it like a man. He did two years for us. So Brutus, you're telling me that this uncle of mine who did two years for the senate, who in two years never asked for a crown no matter how often Antony dangled it in front of him, you're telling me that now that this man was made dictator perpetuus and the senate made good on their commitment to him HE'S JUST GONNA DECIDE OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE TO RIP THE REPUBLIC OFF?! Why don't you tell me what really happened?
Logan Allen
>he blackens his eyes with soot
>like a puerto rican hooor!
Christopher Hill
They overcomplicated, never gave enough and it cost them time.
Bentley Hughes
Shouldn't it be pompeii's face? I guess they were both consols
Camden Powell
I tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it: My estimation of Marcus Antonius as a man just fucking plummeted. To blacken his eyes with soot like a prostitute? It's a fucking disgrace! Let me ask you this, if Cleopatra can make him worship dogs and reptiles and if he's that weak, what the fuck else can she make him do?
Jordan Powell
Jordan Edwards
I didn't get the reference until the end. Fucking brilliant.
Juan Walker
He was a strict Catonian.
Aiden Wood
How about this one? Too convoluted?
>Hey what the hell do you think you are doing? Give the senate it's power back!
>I'm sick of fucking hearing it Cicero. I'll give it back to you when I return from the parthian campaign.
>What do you mean when you return? Give it back now!
>For the past four years now you've been droning on about the mos maiorum. Elections. Elections? Consular elections. Consular elections? Governors? Fucking Tribunes of the plebs. I got the parthian menace coming out of my left ear and the senate's priviliges and I don't know what coming out of my right.
>Give the senate back it's power.
>Are you going to use it to continue my reforms?
>We are going to do whatever the fuck we want with it.
>Well then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it.
>Hey Cicero, want me to stab that guy?
Luke Campbell
>i'm now remembering those tits
thank you user
Austin White
>I don't believe in multiple gods
>What do you mean you don't believe in multiple gods?
Joseph Watson
i approve of this post
Gabriel Harris
Incredible
Do the "like a virgin" conversation but about Caesar being allegedly gay