In this thread, it's the future and all of Yea Forums now live in a 1000 floor apartment building

still outdated, that was 10 years ago when things were still "controllable"
nowadays some chaotic floors have reached zen, and some upper ones like 600 are shitshows to a point.
also floor 900 is aliens, 800-700 have just been reduced to bullshit free.
rat people and other hellspawns have eaten their way through 10 so they should be separate

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shut your mouth, dumb upper worlder. YOU WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING IF IT SPAT IN YOUR FACE. go back to looking out the window, disgusting.

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>outside world
who the fuck do you think i am, hiroshimoot? i know jack shit of what's outside this place, other than planes crashing over my room.
i know the same as you do, everyone has wifi.
...cept for the idiots down at level 1-5

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Hey guys, I think I've mutated into something. My skin has gotten darker and I've been having trouble going into lit areas. The lights in B743 have been out for years but nothing too weird has happened. We don't have any doctors on this floor and I heard weird stuff on the other floors. WebMD isn't telling me much. Help.

>tfw I kinda wish I was born in a hive city
I'd probably hate it but if billions can live there it's probably not as aweful as it sounds

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>My name is Luka...

A 1000 floors you say...

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What happened on floor 666?

What's it like on the 666th floor?

To the neighbor who doesnt use headphones while jerking it to pony porn:
I hope you enjoy me blasting Casino Royale at full volume 24/7, because I sure as hell do

the same thing as usual, dumb cultists trying to summon demons and failing miserably.
edgelords, blood, corpses, tons of red and black, very dark, with the occasional demon flying around.

The weebshit trancel dropped his piss bottles when it was announced that jazz was playing storm in Avengers 5

supernatural posters

I live on level 1, I run the last Blockbuster Video.
Be kind, rewind.

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I still support your business, even if it is mostly just for the gumball machine

We're having a marathon with demons themed movies, we're watching lucio fulci 's rn wanna join?

We're all young and handsome here on floor 69.

Floor #420 report in.

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Floor 69, 420, 666, and for some reason 537 are all full of sick bastards and I'm ashamed to share the same building with you
t. Floor 989

Can you stop turning the ventilations system into a bong? 421 here and we're tired to get high because of you stoners.

Will I be healthy if I walk up to my floor every day, instead of taking the lift? Floor 257 here

floor 1488 here, you suckas

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No sooner did I open the door of my apartment on the 435th floor than a 25-30ish man entered in the neighbouring one with a 11-12 y/o blonde girl, holding each other's hands. They both looked lively and were smiling at me while I was closing my door. Should I check what's going on there?

We don't talk about Floor 666, user. Not ever again.

>not taking the zip line

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Nah bro, our whole floor are weed commies. If one of us has bud, everyone gets a taste.

>435th floor
The law doesn't care do why should you? They sounded happy so just let then be.
I live on 313 and no one has bothered me about my interspecies polygamous marriage. Live and let live, user.

What happened to white people? Why don't they exist anymore?

She worked very hard to seduce her way up from floor 43; let her enjoy her meal ticket out of that hellhole and drinkable water you narc!

>t.floor 952

user we keep telling you; there are white people, they mostly just live on the upper floors.

New rule: Last 3 digits of your post are your floor

Rolland

I never understand people who hate the 500's. I've been here for about six months and sure things are offputting at first, but we really are the nexus that connects the bottom dwellers and the retarded monkeys up in the trees.

>being sub floor 400 scum
Maunually lmaoing at ur lives

Do these places really exist?
How horrifying.
We really need another world war to fix over population.

Some fag from floor 233 had an argument with me (234 masterrace) about how Blade Runner 2049 is somehow better than the original by shouting through the empty middle.

Everyone else told us to shut up but fuck those plebs

666 get

Reroll

how long until the garbage will pile up to my window? floor 157 here

I swear to god there something weird going on between floor 7 an 8, i always hear office noises when i pass trough with the elevator.
And btw what's the deal with the crowbar on the elevator anyway?
Are we having problems with the damn thing again?

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If the whole world population lived at the same density as Hong Kong we’d all fit into an area the size of Egypt.

Hoping for a good place to live

last 3 digits is the floor I'm living on

the gumballs have metastasized, plz don't kick the machine.
The clerk(me) has fresh gumballs at the counters

Well let's see

Roll

I will not be contained

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in all honesty being at floor 0 would suck because of all the foot traffic

>tfw floor 899
>faggots at floor 911 are trying to jump after some retard on 910 started making jet noises
every fucking day, i feel bad for the lads on the first floor who have to clean all that shit.

Hope I'm not in trashland.

>foot traffic

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hmm my alarm clock is kinda squishy

send help

Cool.

Orgy on Floor 1000 next Sunday. No one from below 950, have to keep up appearances.

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newfag here , can someone explain this thread to me ?

rollin for comfy boomer lyfe

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Who wants to get into the framework on floor 666 again and scare those superstitious faggots?

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The 700s are organizing a giant Halo LAN party and only 700s and 550-600 people are allowed

Could you please collectively stop trying to kill the fucking Judges? I'm sick of having to rebuild my flat.

lets take the router and hide it in the elevator shaft

Please

I’m on the library floor.

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roll

reroll

Your noble whores love lower level cock.

0-100
>Worst floor to be on, kid. Here lies the wagies, they gotta keep this place runnin and clean it up. Worst part? *lights cigarette* They gotta do it for free.

The 100s
>Movin on up, but not much. This place is home to the zoomers. Feisty little bunch, better start liking Fortnite and Netflix

The 200s
>Capes. Capes everywhere. Need I say more? Cape posters call this place their fortress of solitude. It's nice, just don't get caught in any of the turf wars DC and Marvel get into

The 300s
>Phone posters go here, has the best cell reception in the whole building. Odd how that is. Not many social situations goin on round here. Might suit you well, kid.

How is there not a single biological female in this entire complex?

There should be a MMORPG or MUD based off this

All the furries on 999 can't wait! OwO We got some spare suits in case any hoomans want to join in!

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kek

but there are females in here, they live on floors -200 to -550, the floor 0 receptionists only allow what they consider to be "chads" to enter the stairway to floor -1. If you can get in that stairway, you have made it.

Roll

KEEP IT DOWN COMMONERS

Why don't you read something instead of missing the pitch while you hum that gregorian chant?

I know i am going to regret this
fuck it, it me hard rng gods! Im ready to serve! ROLLLIIIIIIIIN

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Boy i sure am glad i don't live on the ground floors like a savage

Moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky

>"All residents of the apartment block to proceed to floor 6 for mandatory penis inspection. Failure to comply will result in 10 years in isocubes with no parole."
wat do

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>upper spire landlord
>cp scandals
>1% (((member)))
>regular guest at David lynch's coffee tables
>floor army commander
>cp scandals
>Harvey is a neighbour

Now that I am officially elevated to patrician heavens, my very first project will be to have a pipeline built from my toilet throne straight into Reylo's ceiling. It's good to be rich.

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I'm watching American Psycho, want to join?

I did not need to see that

do they have internet in the isocubes?

Roll for the Ma-Ma Clan

Not tv related also cringey plebbit shit

Step your game up zoomers

I'm much better than you all. I live in the floating city.
The people of the floating city rule over everything below, we are the most elite of the elite.
We have rediscovered magic and most of us have mastered the knowledge and power of magic.
We have seamlessly combined magic and technology together, which is why many of the people in the floating city have been augmented with magic-infused nanomachines that make us stronger, faster, smarter, larger and prettier than anyone else below.
Our technology is also more advanced thanks to merging magic with technology which is light years beyond even the most powerful supercomputer in the world below.
We are the most powerful and wealthiest people in the planet.

What do I do in the floating city?
I am a celebrity.
I am an actor, filmmaker, novelist, music artist, animator, video game developer, e-celeb and augmented athlete (athletes who are augs and non-augs are segregated since augs can and will outperform non-augs most of the time).
I've already been considered an all-time MVP in basketball, and I'm the tallest and most muscular augmented athlete in the floating city.
I am a true renaissance man.
My wife is also augmented but she only got magic-infused nanomachines to slow her aging process and boost her immune system.
She's a tiny childlike woman and we have a daughter already.

roll

THATS RIGHT NO FUN ALLOWED

waitaminute

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pls be 999. I want access to the roof so I can jump off and kill myself.

rolleroo

Party at Block 115 running from 7pm to 8a max. Bring your own feed and seed, I'll provide the fuck and suck

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>Live on floor 1000 to get away from all the noise below...
>Sometimes go up to the roof to get some "fresh" air, but it's noisy up there too. Everything is dirty with graffiti sprayed all over the place.
>Occasionally, I have to leave the "safety" of my apartment when I need more food.
>Going down to the first floor is a depressing journey, as if I'm descending into the depths of hell.
>Drug addicts everywhere, feel like I'm going to get stabbed and mugged at any given moment.
>If I manage to not get killed and make it back to my apartment, I sit there and shitpost all day for weeks while thinking about jumping.

rollio

>tfw didn’t pay rent
I don’t want another hormone injection, what the fuck do I do?

Hey guys I just took a shit down the middle of the building tell me if you hear it hit the floor.

roll

Cool

MODS THE FLESHBEAST IS TRYING TO ASCENDED TO THE HABITABLE FLOORS AGAIN

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roll

>with the occasional demon flying around.
first of all, his name is Steve, and "demon" is an offensive slur coming from someone tethered to the material plane. let's show a little sensitivity.

>tfw taping tux pepes to floor 900s doors
Try to catch me richfags

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