/ALITA/

Welcome to Yea Forums user. :)
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Fucking lol

>that choir
so good

Damn you nova! I knew you were behind all this.

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>didn't see that coming user?

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>ooH noooOOOO
>looOOks liKE he'S gOT uuSSsss
>HeY, thaNKs foR briNGinG a GirrllL
>thAt's GoNNa sAve uS SOme TiiiiMeeee

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The line delivery is straight out of an anime.

No matter how deep the comfy posting or shitposting gets I love everyone of you glorious bastards. Never change anons. Never change.

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Anyone want to do a webm where nova hits a few buttons to deploy the that picture and take out /alita/ climbing the tube?

This is what I wanted, co-existing. Feels great desu.

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The community through everything is never boring. I love you all too.

Good night

This scene reminded me SO MUCH of those cheesy old school Marine recruitment ads, I just can't unsee it anymore

grrrrr

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Fuck, maybe, just for shits and giggles.

Wholesome post.

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>is that it? It's already erect?
>but user, that's so small!

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Go join the navy

>Well, this is embarrassing.

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I swear I love how fucking goofy it sounds. That actor was probably playing Borderlands right before it was his turn to shoot.

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>mfw stoner but somehow didnt smoke before my 1st Alita viewing

I honestly regret it to this day. There's always the 4K bluray version but it won't be the same as 1st viewing at the theater :(

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When you have 300+ Alita reference photos for a special artistic project

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And what's this artistic project, user?

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does it work with bad pics from the camrip though?

sculpting an action figure.

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Same here, I love everything. All the good, all the "bad"
It's all divinely inspired

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>You won't have eyes tonight
>You won't have ears or a tongue
>You will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know
>This is Vector, the fool who thought he killed Alita

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Her face throughout the changes of light was so very kino.

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This is easily Rodriguez's best looking film outside of Sin City.

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just look at those eyes

The realism is so fucking insane

>ok come on
>you better make me feel something

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Time to get comfy. Tomorrow will be another day. Good night, Alitans.

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Goodnight friend.

>So, will there be an actual explanation for the moon war, since it wasn't in the manga, or is it just some battle?

We only know it was very traumatic
- Cliff hasn't been all right since the Lunar War
- Cliff is highly confused.
- Confuse-a-nomaton.
- Let's challenge his shattered view of the world.
- Hey, Cliff, Boo!

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This has no right to be this funny.

good night user

Yeah. Anythings a reference until the Blu-Ray comes out.

I have payday next week, and if it’s still playing then I’ll be treating some colleagues.

If you aren't expecting to feel anything why are you wearing all those pads?

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That's a great plan

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Let's roll!

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This is too real.

It's OC o'clock

writefag post some of your stuff
I wanna see if I can do a good enough voice to narrate em as her

This is way too fucking real. Been slacking off on work to post here. I'm doing it right now, actually.

Man, when the Blu-ray becomes available I'm gonna lose my job due to absence, aren't I?

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Good night fren

I did the opposite, smoked too much.
Felt kinda bad at first then i started to love it.
Real or in Z-Brush?

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Do the second quote at the bottom of the page if you want!

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This is me.

Body built for battle
Face like an angel
Mind of a fucking scientist

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Um
Did you post the wrong pic?

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You've never heard of Danny McBride and Kenny Powers?

thats clearly alita m8

NO LEWD!

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>mind of an emotionally confused teenager mixed with occasional cases of bloodlust

Fraid not

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This movie is just a shittier version of The Fifth Element. Ripped off the entire plot beat-for-beat.

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Alita is better, sorry.

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Yeah, okay....lulu wasn't the main character of 5th element tho and pretty much couldn't even talk

Using wax

I have no money left for any resources other than the ones I have on hand.

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Also the 5th element is a great film and I'd happily watch a beat for beat remake if it existed

jesus I really thought my voice was better than this
I should learn how to autotune

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You know it's based on manga that existed before Fifth Element? Also, Fifth Element shamelessly ripped off Incal, to the point where Moebius sued Luc Besson for plagiarism.

>lewdposting is going up and comfyposting is going down

this general must be destroyed before it evolves into something evil

our angel deserves better

leeloo multipass

FUCKING WHAT

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Damn user if you're a dude that's pretty damn close to being a passable female voice

You're going to make a bunch of anons feel posting things like that.

This is the kind of OC this thread really needs solid work.

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I tried user no bully ;_;
fuckin shit
I'm not a dude
I went lower than I usually do because she has a low voice and it always makes me sound weird ;-;

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Pretty cute desu

what is the best program to sculpt with using vr?

Michael is that you?

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At least someone likes it...
If you write up scripts I'll record em.
I'mma grab a quick shower, though. If you have, like, some quick lines you want me to read I can do that when I get back.
Thanks!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not a dude

Pirate Studio One 4 and Melodyne, it's pretty easy to do.

I actually try to avoid writing dialogue for her sometimes because I'm scared I don't get it right but there are some scattered through my stories.

I might actually try to write an extended monologue if there's interest. Could be a good break from my bigger story. I'm busy tonight but over the next little while I can probably do it.

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Try going not quite so low, I didn't find her that low in the movie

fucking kek

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Works for me.

L O N D O N
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I'm Sorry I realized what I might have done after I posted that but I wasn't really sure and can be rightfully skeptical that femanons are on this general with the kind of stuff that gets posted constantly.

Thanks; started the torrents!
If you write one, I'd be happy to record it! I'll be around, not doing anything tomorrow but going to another screening.
Will record the next one a bit higher, then!
I literally don't understand what this means
It's okay! I understand skepticism about these sorts of things. I appreciate the apology.

And now I am off to shower! See yall in maybe an hour.

We need more /fit/ and /alita/ overlap.

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>apologizing on a anonymous taiwanese cartoon basket-weaving bbs

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I can agree with this

Watched John Wick II tonight with my roommate and did the following challenge:

10 pushups per magazine change
20 pushups per weapon change

I couldn't finish during the movie but I did afterward. Something like 300 pushups in total.

Kindness is a central value of /abag/, yo. Get with the program.

You are trying to tell me that there are actual girls on Yea Forums? Heresy.

See this meme can at times be damaging to a general about a female character that runs on OC

>I literally don't understand what this means
At this point i'd tell you to lurk moar, but you actually produce OC so whatever.

Bruh girls are bigger degenerates than guys

Yes well for every girl on here that makes OC there are like 90 dudes that shitpost, so which is more valuable?

Criiinge

/alita/:
>Makes femanon OC
Yea Forums:
>Thanks for bringing a giiiiiiirl. That will save us some taiiiiiim!

>why are you like this user? Hugo was never this bad to me.

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stop putting pussy on a pedestal. oc is oc, you're implying it's somehow better because it's statistically rarer.

is that a rhetoric question or are you just stupid?

It is unique, and as of yet only has one source around here. So it might not be better, but it certainly should not be repelled.

Quality

ITT /alita/ is revealed as just another general full of hostile, ignorant anons

So now we know there are girls on /alita/ thread. And some of them put some serious effort to create an OC. Can we please move on with the topic?

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Ok, sorry about all that, I literally just apologized for being a bit of a jerk and like ten anons tried to crucify me for it. That's the whole story, nothing to see, we can all go home.

Treating women as equals rather than giving them bonus points for having vagina makes us hostile and ignorant

Why would Alita blow herself up tho

>Let's roll!
Heh.
Made her a bit less orange

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Ok buddy but I would have apologized to you also if I said something that warranted it, you are pretty much just painting me as some sort of white knight but have not invalidated any of my points.

in b4 jihad alita content

Muslim Alita OC already exists, unfortunately, it wouldn't be much of a stretch

Wait, there's an actual real girl here? That's cool I guess. Still not cleaning up my piss jugs

>ew user, what's in these jugs? It smells bad in here

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Ugh just did 30 of my 200 remaining pushups from the john wick challenge. I'm already starting to get sore. What a game. I know Alita could do them though, so I must continue.

>gotta work up to that finger stand

It's a cosy night here in Aus

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Good job on still making it on here Ausbro

I guess she's taking cues from the best.
In my mind Cyrax will always be an ultimate jihad cyborg.

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I don't know who that is but it looks like he's about to BMX into a wasp nest

>protection

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Made another version of Alita's Witnesses

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I've been around since '08, user.
Just not on Yea Forums until this year.

Just go and sneed at vitaly bulgarov’s instagram, its full of kino Alita production renders

These people look a lot more casual and pleasant than the J's Witnesses that followed me home one time

why no blood paint on their faces?

I love this user

You know I love you all I'd never leave you people

Does someone else in here want to try those rollerblades after seeing Motorball?

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You don't need protection though, you're a cyborg

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If the user that told me to download Studio One 4 and Melodyne is still around, could he show me how to use them?

Considering I suck dangerously at anything that involves strapping things to my feet, no, not really.

Oh shit! Totally forgot. Can someone made it for me? I'm not sure i can do this properly

Fuck it. Made it myself.

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>I still feel pain
>you saying I'm not a real girl?

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Goodnight fren

that's better

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I don't like real girls.

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Oof another 30 down, 140 to go

Guys let's make an Alita drinking game

She'll be twice as beautiful when we're wasted

I'm gonna get stoned before my next screening, does that count?

You mean you are not wasted right now?

I live with an extremely ill roommate who could require hospitalization at any time. It would be irresponsible of me to drink.

Um I guess but that's not a game

I can't take a hit in the theater, user.

Drink every time someone is killed or dismembered (robotic parts included obviously).
Makes you really appreciate that PG-13 rating.

I remember once I took DXM and watched Source Code. I almost lived through that kino. Should've take it before watching Alita for the first time

I've never heard of DXM, what's it like?

Needs more drinking triggers, how about take a shot each time someone gets a new/upgraded body, and drink every time Zalem is mentioned?

Also I totally forgot about Source Code, that movie was fucking trippy. I need to find it again.

Down to 110, it's starting to get hard

Bismillah
youtube.com/watch?v=3S7eWd66fE4

Guys
Hugo is hot
he looks just like a friend of mine but twice as hot

>I've never heard of DXM, what's it like?
Hard to explain. It's not like weed, alco or say amphetamin. They say it's similar to ketamine. Also it's not a drug

I really hope Jimbo doesn't die in a submarine failure before the sequels are made

Is it one of those natural compounds like DMT?

Leeloo is for fug and not hug.

This is truth

Drink whenever alita is cute

Not sure. Probably not

We're all going to the ER user

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This. Does he want to kill us?

Damn I legit didn't expect to see this

Isn't that the point of a Drinking game?

But the moon battle was in the manga

That's drinking for almost 2 hours straight, we'll die

The point is not to choke on our own vomit half way through the movie, no

Pussy.

Do it for her

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Reminder: flopped, sequel never

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I feel like if Alita ever gave anything "fuck me" eyes, this was it.

But I'm already doing 300 pushups for her, she wouldn't want me to die!

This is the best this general has been for a while, it's bringing back my faith in /alita/.

How about drink anytime Alita cries or screams?

>I like that body

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That won't do enough, Alita is cool as ice through most of the movie

Damn it's reached the void hours of the morning, nothing in /Alita/ but memories

So, how exactly full body replacement cyborgs such as Zapan or that Asian motorball player with claws can have sexual relationships with normal humans? Considering Zapan was making a move on Alita, and Asian dude left the bar with several girls alongside him?

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I'm at work rn, but there are lots of tutorials on youtube. Studio One Expert does good stuff.

>who are you

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Ah damn. I'll record a snippet and mess around with it a bit, I guess.

absolutely

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>tfw everyone is alseep and you're alone in /Alita/

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I miss floppedkun.

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lmao, actually accurate

Excellent OC user

What was it that stopped the URM advance in Zalem? Did Zalem have a special weapon or how did they go from being the last flying city to winning the war?

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alita is gay lol

German stupidity
They are awful strategists

>winning the war
>Zalem only city that wasn't defeated outright

It seems like they lost the war if you ask me

>The shitposters are asleep too
It is a good time of day

This honestly

>awful strategists
>somehow managed to fight their way from Mars, to the moon, to Earth, and very nearly crushed all defenses on Earth

Pick 1

The way I read it from the flashbacks was both sides were a hair's breadth away from total defeat and that one last group of berserkers and their ship which gets shot down during the flashback was pretty much all that remained of their fighting force as Zalem was pretty much all that remained of the earth's fighting force.

However through the fighting both sides were crippled and rendered incapable of mounting further attacks against eachother so the War is at a three hundred year stalemate.

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/ALITA/ version of pic related when?

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There are no second prizes or taking part awards in war
You are either a winner or a looser
And space germans had their shit pushed in so hard that only Yoko "survived" and had her memory lost lmao

This is pretty much what I gathered as well...still, the URM ended the war on Earth soil, so I consider it an URM win.

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That's a pretty hard cope...Mars didn't get their shit pushed in, Earth did. The war ended on Earth soil, with most of Earth's cities in ruin. How is that not a defeat for Earth, again?

>stopped by a bakery on the way home from my last showing to buy some milk pudding buns
oh god am I gonna be fat?

Relax user, do some pushups and stop worrying. /fit/ will make a paranoid mess out of anyone.

That explains quite a lot actually. I always thought the URM had conquered the rest of earth, but that isn't even stated in the movie anywhere so dunno where I got it.

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Damn, /fit/ seems a nice place, why haven't I visited all these years
What is London?

I just figured that after Earth's ability to fight was more or less destroyed, URM just decided to call it good and go back to Mars. Which actually makes URM pretty based where the standards of war are concerned.

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I don't get this one

There are quite a few gaps in how exactly the war played out all we know is they fought on the moon, they took down all the other space elevators, the URM berserker that would become Alita was part of the team sent to destroy Zalem, she failed, and all of that was 300 years ago.

We don't even know for certain who won of if there is even a URM left. I do think the idea that they both crippled eachother and they've both spent the last 300 years licking their respective wounds would explain a lot though.

If you ever see a female on chans, you beg for her to live at the same city you live. And it's all started with L O N D O N

If the Martians lost Mars and went on a final suicide mission against Earth, I'd count that as a war with both sides ending up the loser. Many of those in real history - pyrrhic victories where neither side gets what they want.

Of course, if we're going by modern conflict theory, then the side closer to their desired end-state would be the winner, but for crazy people like Nova you can declare victory just for stirring shit and being entertained. Much like the jihadists: "Lol, I succeeded in killing myself, so that means I won."

HALITAI

Can't unsee

We don't know the end state of Mars after the war though, or the conditions leading up to the war.

If Mars was left mostly intact, they would be the clear winner due to Earth's relative devastation. And it's hard to say that they considered their final assault a "suicide mission." They clearly intended to attack with overwhelming force, and it was almost enough, just not quite.

Lets pretend the Earth had a mass driver on the moon and accelerated big chunks of rock to high velocities and hurled them at Mars whipping out all of the URM space ports and cities. What remained of the URM space navy, those already off the surface held at some space base or something went on a mission to first take out the Mass Driver on the moon and then to take out the sky cities which they very nearly did, only failing to take out the very last one.

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This movie was worse than i expected
Alita was great but all the cringy cliches yuck

Considering their superior tech and the fact they destroyed all the cities but one, and crippled Earth's ability to counterattack, i figured URM were forced to pull back due to urgent internal problems like a civil war or something. Otherwise they would probably just have regrouped and finished the job with Zalem

>cringy cliches
Can't you just have fun?

plausible, however the odds that a single mass driver would be able to wipe out enough planetary infrastructure before being targeted and destroyed to completely cripple planetary production are pretty slim.

Seriously stop being a buzzkill and just have fun or leave

They attacked with everything they had, whoever is left in Mars they don't think it's worth it to eliminate one last city. Though if killing Nova was they whole point they do have a reason to try again.

Jim made hundreds of notes he probably has an early draft that explains all of this.

Let's say Earth also had a space fleet and carried out a few orbital bombardments on those other targets before ultimately losing to the URM navy in a close and costly space battle. At which point Earth had finished retrofitting it's Mass Driver to take out URM's final space port. Something like that.

I did have fun bros
But from all the praise on Yea Forums i was expecting less cliche moments about love. As pleasant as the moments were, they didn't feel earned (except one of the major ones). certain character developments that were fast tracked and felt unearned.
alita is perfect waifu though

Yeah, it could very well be that URM has a small force remaining in orbit with the goal of containing Nova until such time as the fleet can be rebuilt enough to finish the job.

Depending on Mars' infrastructure level, it could take quite a long time to rebuild even a portion of their navy, those ships don't look cheap.

Alita's relationship with Hugo was always like that by design, she just latched on to the first cute guy she met because of her lack of contact points in an amnesiac life.

If Alita gets as big as it deserves to, the next Star Wars even, as some are saying, then certainly this part of the lore will be fleshed out more. I look forward to it.

This. Hugo was a disposable first fling.

Not even that necessarily
Just the speed at which ito grows comfortable with alita's actions and occasional recklessness
and then jennifer connelly bailing on that dude felt too easy

Don't let them get to you some people are on edge because we have a pretty dedicated shitposter.

>This. Hugo was a disposable first fling.
Fuck you hugo deserved better ;-;

flop-kun doesn't have anyone on edge anymore, he's become an accepted and official board villian

You know we're definitely getting more flashbacks of the war. I'm sure we will see how Alita lost her orginal body in the sequel.

Did he really though? As was pointed out many times, he made his keep by dismantling cyborgs. At best that's unethical business practice.

official board flea

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>and then jennifer connelly bailing on that dude felt too easy
In the original manga Alita did it all on her own, when she learned to plug people's heads into her own circulatory system I don't know.

Alita loved him, he got way more than he deserved.

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This is how I see it. Dude got lucky.

He should have stayed lucky ;-;
But seriously, it felt superfluous just to save him them kill him again literally like 10 mins later. I guess he's supposed to survive in a hypothetical sequel? because that was totally a didn't-see-him-actually-die sort of scene

Also I hate to break the immersion of this meme, but there's no reason to think Alita would need a condom for any reason.

I hope, I love sci-fi in the distant future without everyone magically having FTL travel, 1g shipwide gravity generators, space aliens, and universal communicators all figure out. I like seeing these things tackled in different ways. I'm really interested in what exactly a war would look like when you have advanced cyborgnetic tech, nano tech, plasma swords, but no laser guns, space aliens or FTL travel. I like the idea of an in solar system war between humanity.

If they follow the mango he is dead. I think all the characters that died need to remain dead for the sequel. I imagine only Hugo and Chiren can come back but their stories are over, there is nothing interesting they can add. Alita has to move on and meet new people in Zalem.

Dude fell like many hundreds of feet with his fleshy human head exposed. Unless he got lucky and landed on someone's trampoline, he was a gonner.

what have you done, ok maybe there are STDs that can fuck up the Berserker body, don't ruin it

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COMFY
COMFY
COMFY

Can’t wait til I’m off work this weekend. Going to see /ourgirl/ one more time before it leaves theatres and listen to the soundtrack while sleeping a lot. Oranges and hot chocolate inclueed.
Then come May I’m going to rewatch her pretty much every day.

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>not just rawdogging Alita anyway
everyone would be okay, no big deal.

Jim thinks the exact same way, Rob actually talked about this in a couple of interviews. He said his style can be a bit magical sometimes, but Jim wants things to make sense.

Based Jimbo and his internal consistency. Truly the thinking man's filmmaker.

>not just rawdogging Alita anyway
please no

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stay comfy user

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RAW, BALLS DEEP, AND TOO COMPLETION.

EVERY. TIME.

Hey you said you wanted me to make you feel something earlier...so what's it gonna be?

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Nah mate, he's dead. You know the classic horror movie scene where a character gets grabbed, almost crawls to safety, then gets dragged in and killed anyway? That's Hugo's arc in this movie.

I feel like I have seen almost this exact comment in one of these threads before...

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Chiren could come back as a cameo, but she shouldn't have a major role in the sequel.

Alita was kinda heartless, though. She saw Chiren was clearly still alive, yet just left her brain in Victor's office anyway, and with Victor dead who knows what could happen to her?

Hey, Yea Forums...

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I've posted that analogy before, so you probably have.

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Hey don't get me confused with those other guys

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Shut up! Your ass is heavy!

to be fair, whats she gonna do, slice whats left of her in half? besides she had to run to save hugo

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Ah, so we meet again then, analogy-spam-kun.

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>tfw want candy but don't have any

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>stay away from my daughter

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>the year is 2059
>grandson finds an old Blu-Ray
>Hey grandpa what is this?
>Boy... let me tell you a story

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What was the point of removing ido's mark of Zalem production wise? They gave us a reason in-universe but it was kinda pointless.

>b-but not raw

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I think they just wanted to surprise people when he said
>I was born there

I'm probably never going to have kids user, don't make me feel this feel

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I finally watched this in the Middle East with simultaneous Arabic and French subtitles. It was quite the experience.

>2440x2304
>204 KB
This picture sure would be cool if it weren't compressed to hell and back.

Why not though...I just want to be...interlinked...

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That sounds horrible, how much of the movie were you actually able to see around the text?

sneed

DON'T YOU START WITH THAT AGAIN!

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>are you sure you can handle it?
>you know I have to go back home when it's over

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GUYS LET'S GET THIS BITCH TO BUMP LIMIT BEFORE I GOTTA GO TO BED!

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that sounds autistic as fuck, nice

let's help this user

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If it's you I can handle anything

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Say it with me: the film is ALITA bit shit!

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looks like the shitposters are waking up

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It really wasn't that distracting. I'm not sure if this is just standard procedure in the Middle East or what, but they actually oriented the text to be near the person speaking the line rather than just being in a fixed position at the bottom of the screen as subs usually are.

>Can you?
>What's it like to hold my hand?
>Did I teach you how to feel finger to finger?
>Do you long for having your heart interlinked with mine?
>Do you dream about being interlinked... with me?
>What's it going to be like to hold our child in your arms?
>Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing when I'm gone?

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They did the same thing in Norway, might just have been an Alita thing.

I don't know why but she looks even cuter with the nose bandage, somehow

Are you a Norwegian user? I went there a few years back for some skiing...tried to hit on some cute Norwegian girls at the ski tavern, it didn't go so well...

because he looks like a little girl that got hurt playing, that's cute

I am. Come here for the nature, not the people. Notwegian girls are hot but with terrible personality.

Yeah, I figured that out ultimately. I was also weirded out by the super short days. I'm from the US so it's not normal for me.

>girls are hot but with a terrible personality

Sounds like a lot of American girls I know honestly

Alita, no. But you could catch tetanus or some shit from her.

>Alita allowing herself to rust
I somehow doubt this

Yup, I'll take that. You can't go raw on a Berserker

Depends on the phase of her life.

y tho

Never say never.

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Posting to encourage Murdochs to make Alita parody

>Chan as Alita Battle Waifu
>Murdoch Murdoch as Ido
>Murdoch as Hugo
>Soros/Rothchild as Nova
>r/thedonald as deckman
>Trump as Vector
>Jeru Zalam as obvious

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Ughh... need to do sit ups...
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
>she worth it tho

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ill make a new thread

Are we going to break 400m?

new

Girls you pick up in after ski bars ... note that we have nice girls in Norway too. I suggest joining a sports club or other normie activity to meet girls in Norway. Or go for a walk in the mountains - Norwegians talk to strangers when they are walking in nature. On the street they act as cold as a New Yorker.

This has been my life for the last 3 weeks

I have a big conference presentation, and all I do every night is going through every thread since yesterday, saving every image (and categorising)

For fucks sake

You are right. More lewd posting is in order. Nigger posting too. These generals have been far to comfy faggoty hug spaces for far too long now. This isn't reddit for fucks sake. Its Yea Forums.

>I'm not a dude
You know the rules. Post tits with time stamp of gtfo.