You guys excited for Star Wars: Episode 9?

Can't wait

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I want to make sweet love with her and impregnate her my lads, how is she so pure

Looks like Witch Hunter Robin.

Is Rey asexual or what?

nice

I too have a thing for British girls but this creature? No thanks

Star wars is like watching someone you've loved before, becoming insane and slowly dying bc of it.

i think it's more likely that the movie, while looming large, is not going to balloon so much as sink, since is isn't won't bloated with hot air such as TLJ, but rather crammed with impacted clay

Wat

>You guys excited for Star Wars: Episode 9?
Not really, no.
>i wish Rian directed it, i'm serious. TFA was flaccid as fuck and i'm pretty sure IX is gonna be the same after TLJ.
TLJ was too different and divisive. It's not good for the present divided fanbase.
Kylo gets defeated, Rey gets to know her purpose. If JJ does this right it would unify the fanbase again. Perhaps not as strong as before, but better. Kinda like Anakin turning into Darth Vader.
>I am so hyped to watch this trainwreck burn.
honestly this
care to elaborate?

Only if Rey joins the dark side.

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I dont know how anyone could be excited for episode 9. I love Star Wars, but I'm not even excited for it. Episode 8 ending was so fucking bad that not only do I not know where the story is going, I really dont care.

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>Care to elaborate
The original star war's had politic in it, but the story the characters and the world building came first.
Since TFA, politics come first and everything else is background.

Twenty first post best post.

I think the upcoming star wars movie will suffer from a kind of solid, immobile bulk of clay that can develop a result of chronic inability to eliminate expository dialogue.

I can't wait to see more ships from the OT with added color plats

>the hootch from these movies calls it the boipusser
>she reads the memes about her
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This, 100%

I grew up on the OT, loved the PT since I was basically at that sweetspot age when they cam out to where I could understand it but not understand what made them bad. I'm not a Star Wars nerd, but I love the films and they genuinely make me happy.

Then 8 happened and now I couldn't care less for 9.

i think the movie's gonna make a sizeable profit. A nice round number

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>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

I'm sure the man who called the script for The Last Jedi "so good I wish I were directing it" will completely change course from it and fix all the mistakes.

a big chunk of what weighed down that script has already been confirmed to feature heavily in ep 9

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Fucking nut cracker teeth and fivehead.

like yeah bro make of an actress who's taking home a big fat paycheck from one of the largest upcoming films and has a massive fanbase that cover her in thick layers of adoration. a solid slab that the franchise rests on. yeah make fun of someone bigger than you'll ever be

This is an amazing outfit, and would be so good to see on screen.

Instead she wears the same outfit in three slightly different colors over three films

If this was 1983 right now ROTJ would be all you're hearing about on the TV, radio etc. Everyone would be talking about if Vader is Luke's Father or not, where's Han, is he gonna die? I've never seen anything like that since then. It was bigger than the prequels coming out. The whole country was anticipating it. I haven't heard anyone talking about IX except for here where people talk about how bad it will probably suck and how JJ has to clean up a train wreck.

That doesn't change anything the Money someone makes doesn't mean they are good look at Amy Schumer what a unfunny ugly cunt

God, it would have been hilarious to watch all the luke+leia fags commit sudoku when it was revealed they were brothers.

Yea Forums would have been great back in thr day.

>They were brothers
I think you misunderstood something there

Haha that was another thing people were wondering about. I was too young to care about it at the time. I was only 7, but people were wondering who Leia would end up with. Yea Forums would be full of ROTJ threads. My parents took me to see ROTJ the second weekend and you still had to show up 2 hours early because the lines were so long. People would huddle at the door while a previous showing was on just so they could see Vader's face when that scene came up. You'd have like 20 kids all trying to peer through the little glass rectangle on the door. It was crazy how hyped people were for Jedi.

>watch his shit get undone
despite all the bullshit about subverting expectations he actually copped out and ended the episode the blandest most boring way possible, I'm not sure if there is actually much to be undone..

TFA was an average sized dick that couldn't get fully erect and in the end need to be jerked off by the audience to finish. Nobody was really satisfied.
TLJ was a hard as diamonds supermutant cock which mangled all vaginas it raped, only the dick owner was satisfied.
Hopefully IX will be something between this two to allow for a satisfactory cinematic intercourse.

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Of course, how can they stuff it up now that the principals have several successful films under their belt?

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She needs more work to fullfill her true potential. I'm sure He will come when the time is right.

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ha weird coincidence you mention her in this thread because she comes up when you search for Episode 9 spoilers

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this, Rian is the talented director

This is a bot thread

bot-bot?

Yea read the Rey shill posts.

What is the most iconic scene from the sequels? Holdo's sacrifice for me was the best closely followed by Vader's rampage.

i think you need to read them more hungrily

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Not having Rey and Kylo swap sides in TLJ was a massive waste.

Sadly it looks like the action in 9 has been scaled back. To something more like what we saw in 7

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No.

bro don't act like you just heard of her. in Force Awakens she was an unknown but these days she's a heavyweight actor

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I hope Rey and Poe start dressing like anime punks in the 80's. Absolutely serious about it too

I wouldn't say so what other big films has she been in?

it's about how big they're gonna get

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I'm interested in how they're gonna attempt to unfuck it. Not gonna see it in theaters though.

I can't wait for the inevitable "it was all a dream" ending.

>I believe I understand what you're trying to say
>Take my card

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disney/jj are banking on nostalgia hard. they put down 500 dollars on hard 8, knowing that the shooter rolled a soft 8 the first time, and then crapped out on the second roll.

reports/rumors have already stated that rey is going to see different angles of empire. pretty sure they also did a new hope and jedi to get whatever fans left excited. the movie will not break 500 mil.

there's also rumors flying about a campaign for fans not to go opening weekend and to wait till the 3rd or 4th week to see it.

They'll probably just ghost buying tickets. Making it look more successful than it actually is. Just launder money back to the studios this way.

you gotta stop calling that laundering. i told you that's not what that is called

Star... uh... what?

From what little we know so far it sounds like it could actually be worse than TLJ.

that's not a proper Yea Forums filename what the fuck did you do we're not up to 175s yet we're not even close that's a few years from now

>massive fanbase

nope

what is this move called?

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Warding off the flies.

The Last Soi

based and lucaspilled

>the movie by JJ abrams

I cry every time

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WHEN WILL THEY ANNOUNCE THE NAME OF THE FUCKING MOVIE

WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG?

don't want to take attention away from end game

Pierce, you absolute madman

sneed

> No trailer

> Not even a title

Must be great.

Literally every main besides Poe is ugly in the new Star Wars. It is the Mouse's agenda.

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The Russians would bang her all the same.

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Daisy is gonna be big in hollywood, I can tell

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I guess the numbers got a bit inflated.