Theranos Fraud Documentary

WELL SOCIOPATH IS A GIVEN

THATS MERELY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE

What are the odds she flips on her connections and offers up dirt on Boyce and Heather King. You think she knows shit about the Clintons?

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Have sex

BEND OVER INCEL

Oh sure when it's white people they're just crazy, but if it's a minority then they're a greedy terrorist jew.

Jennifer Lawrence is already slated to play her but I think Pike would be amazing. She was creepy as Fuck in gone girl.

Have sex drumpf boy

HOP ON ESTRONAUT

sounds a little too attached to her uncle if you ask me

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She's with Chad now

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>that low voice tho

>27 year old rich kid going for 35 year old nerd Jobs with a baritone voice

something's up

>that scene with her and indian dude dancing to "You Can't Touch This"

christ this is really what happens to high school outcasts

Is she high on pills in this pic

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>tfw no qt3.14 lab tech whistleblower gf

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Crazy twat is the best twat it’s just unfortunately attached to crazy
Or she’s a beard

More like qt0.314

fyi for the basement dwellers, the corporate world is fucked

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she looks like she fucks indian men

>look at the chemistry here

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Haven't seen any documentary but read the book. I don't know if she was so crazy but just a true believer in fake-it-till-you-make-it, and look how far it too her. If she'd come up with some other non-existing product that was actually technically feasible it would have worked out.

RAISE THE ROOF!

MEMES? I LOVE MEMES

Did she just announce an employee discount on Onions or something?

I take everything back I said before about her being cute.

ok this has to be memeable

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how the hell do you fake a voice that long

that's some gilbert godfried shit

She looks like Zucc.

>Holmes was romantically involved with Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani, a Pakistani-born Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur. She met him in 2002 at age 18, while still in school; he was 19 years her senior and married to another woman at the time. Sunny divorced his wife in 2002, became romantically involved with Holmes in 2003, about the same time Holmes dropped out of college, and the couple moved into an apartment around 2005.

Based poo got to fuck her when she was 18.

where to find doc d/l?

use a non google search for title + openload, should be able to find it pretty easy

JUST B URSELF

LOGON TO YOUR HBOGO HOW HARD IS THAT

STREAMING JEW BEGONE

Gotta be a tranny

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Nah, she was literally faking the deep voice to sound more authoritative. Everything about her was fake, even her appearance was copying Steve Jobs.

>burning man

fucking posers

>women not earning top dollar
>BUT SHE IS
>pic of literal tranny
jesus christ

she is a reptile

Mods don't know what they are doing anymore. They let the tranny hate thread stay up but delete random posts within

Why can't this psycho date men her own age?

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Only in the US

I mean its corrupt everywhere but only in the US is it so horrifyingly fake.

this

she does, so how come her company didn't be real?

hmmm

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Did anyone else for some reason get the impression that this guy was only giving us half the story?

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Runic symbol on his fashy hat, chad confirmed

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holy zuckerberg that's a man, baby

>that bit where she slips up and speaks in her normal voice instead of her fake deep voice
kino

Never happens in the documentary?

THIS is zuckerbergs sister

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IN WHAT WAY IS THE WEST NOT SUPREME SILLY BINT

CLACK CLACK ZULU MUD HUTS SUCH CIVILIZATION

She's from the same manufacturer

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Anunnaki are real

Oh, different doc. Havent seen the HBO one yet

She doesn't know shit about the classics.

Can I fap to this? I don't think it would be a good idea

Why is this cunt not in prison? I guarantee you if she was a male she would be in jail for at least 15 years.

Everyone always focuses on her eyes, but why's she always got that stupid smile pasted on her face, too? Is this woman's face frozen?

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>Eating plain toast
>That pause before inserting into his mouth
>Delayed reaction to eating toast
I know a T-1000 when I see one

she's still awaiting trial, could go away for 20 years but we know that'll never happen

>>Eating plain toast
What the fuck? Why's this a problem? Can Americans really not eat toast without smearing hundreds of calories worth of sweetener on them?

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What is this about?

She's so awkward. I don't understand how people say she's "charismatic"

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Cringe and bluepilled

>it's America's fault that third-worlders have no money to eat something more than plain bread

Okay, this is cringe.

That IS "charismatic" in the corporate world.
Those people are NPCs. I'm deadly serious.

Honestly the more reddit spreads the "hurr zuckerberg is a robot" meme, the more I'm convinced he's based and /ourguy/

He's autistic and channeled his disdain for normies into a 500 billion dollar enterprise.

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He's most definitely a robot in disguise. Just an /r9k/ robot, not a mechanical one

On a scale of 1-10 how much anti depressants is she on?

>talks to you in deep dad voice
>doesn't blink and stares blankly at you
>gross fried hair and hit the wall face in her early twenties and thirties
>awkwardly answers your questions with vague unscientific answers
>insists on telling you about her favorite uncle that died of cancer but that's bullshit
>talks about how Steve Jobs and Yoda are her idols
>wears multiple black turtle necks and jackets that she doesn't wash she just buys more
>falsifies lab results for things like syphilis
>lives and sleeps with old creepy pajeet partner
>constantly pitches for more money from billionaires and the military
>defies known physics and modern medicine by making small magical box that can replace testing laboratories
>cause Cambridge educated genius to commit suicide by firing and discrediting him
>gets various famous people to drink her bloody Kool aid
>takes company from nine billion to zero
She's like a fucking female McAfee

Based anti-reddit contrarian

Kek, I'd pay good money to see a youtube video "Elizabeth Holmes uses theranos equipment" like that "John McAfee uninstalls McAfee antivirus" video a few years back.

>I need your semen sample for analysis, user

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You gotta state the HBO documentary title cause obviously janny can't afford television and doesn't know what it is

I hope she divorce rapes this idiot.

Why'd she fuck that ugly Indian? Some of the engineers in the documentary were pretty good looking. Was she that autistic to not know how to pick up a Chad?

Holy Christ she's maybe slightly less unsettling than MoMo

YOU WANT CORPORATE "CHARISMATIC"

STEVE BALLMER IS THE GOAT

HIGHEST OF ALL ENERGIES, ALL WHILE BEING A COMPLETE CORPORATE DORK

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Tactics.

>FUCK YOUR WAY UP
>BLOW IT ONCE YOU GET THERE

LMAO >WOMEN >COMPETENT

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>she's still awaiting trial, could go away for 20 years but we know that'll never happen
Shoudln't she be in jail just to be sure she doesn't flee? It's not like we think she could be innocent.

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DANCE INVESTORS DANCE

Zuch is a glownigger asset but apart from that he's a /r9k/ poster that made it big.

Holy fuck her deep dad voice and creepy unblinking crazy eyes make her scarier than any capeshit supervillain or horror monster.

Fun fact: Ballmer actually scored higher than Bill Gates on the Putnam contest (prestigious collegiate math contest) despite being a business major.

Dude is insane but also a genius.

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feels good to be a NEET

Lol the HBO doc has Can't Touch This as the ending theme. They know what they did there.

Based developers posters

Women are natural sociopaths.

He really loved that company

That's just James May

Finland here. I hate Ameritards for 9000 milennia for exporting corporate culture. If you work at a large company (100+ people) you will be expected to attend bullshit, listen to consultants, fill out questionnaires and otherwise take part in this nonsense, and you'll be expected to do it with a straight face and you'll only be able to bitch about it with coworkers afterwards because literally everyone does hate it, they just can't say it out loud because the $$$ motivational teambuilding expert speaker is an acquaintance of the bosses.

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Dabbing on the investors

not crazy enough to ride my dick

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BILL GATES CANT PROGRAM FOR SHIT, BOUGHT QDOS AND REBRANDED IT MSDOS WHICH GOT HIM THE IBM PC CONTRACT
STRAIGHT BUSINESS, BUT STILL A GENIUS LIKE BALLMER

THIS THERANOS BINT IS ACTUALLY RETARDED, PLUS HAS NO BUSINESS SENSE
LET ALONE NO ETHICS OR UNDERSTANDING OF LIABILITY, CROSSING FROM DEFENSIBLE GREY AREA VAPORWARE INTO OUTRIGHT FRAUD

Why did he only shave half his face?

She looks like a more feminine zuckerberg.

404 ass not found

Does anyone else think now that her story is out there someone will complete the work she was trying to do? Nothing about it seems impossible. If anything it seems like inexperience and an eventual lack of capable staff is what really did Theranos in.

They should have miniaturized one part of the process at a time and licensed the resulting technology in other industries like sodie pop or cannabis extracts, and once they had each part of the Edison machine figured out, finally unveil a prototype that does it all.

This like something straight out of The Office

It's physically impossible to do what she was trying to do. Some things just aren't candidates for D I S R U P T I O N despite what silicon valley grifter nerds will tell you.

I would. I'd probably let her stalk me.

>Crazy
It was all a put on. Even her voice was fake. Shes a sociopath.
youtu.be/-S_R55Vpprw

youtube.com/watch?v=PL6ld4qDKNI

>speaker is an acquaintance of the bosses

And? How stupid are you? Should they go search for speakers for businesses dot fucking com? It only makes sense to utilize what resources and connections you have dumbass.

Does she not know about Bogart Bacall syndrome?!?! The crazy bitch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogart–Bacall_syndrome

She was a genius. Only reason she didn't succeed was because of sexist bigots like yourself questioning and slandering her at every turn.

Your time will come shitlords. Soon there will be legislation that makes it illegal for wh*te men to question women.

when is the documentary coming out

the premise is great, rich people getting swindled by a psycho, psycho goes to jail, noone comes out ahead

just the kind of shit that sates my miserable soul

I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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the duality of good and evil is present in everyone. he is just manifesting his as a batman baddie.

>The Office -tier enforced buffoonery in the workplace is so fake
There's nothing fake about it if you understand whats really going on and why they do it. It's pure aggression on the part of management and is meant to routinely (usually daily) perform a "demoralization sweep" on the employees for when you want a workforce that is -just- competent enough to do their jobs, but not so competent that they agitate for more or start asking questions.

They're basically creating a hostile environment for the type of person that causes problems in the workplace and resetting the power levels the default which favors them. If at any point cliques form that threaten management or things get out-of-line with the power dynamic, hold one of these absurd pep rallies.

If you see this, you know that it's a place that doesn't value the dignity of their employees one bit and certainly doesn't want the best-of-the-best. They want compliant people with a basic competency level.

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>That September, according to the two former executives, Holmes asked her security detail and one of her drivers to escort her to the airport in her designated black Cadillac Escalade. She flew first class across the country and was subsequently chauffeured to a dog breeder who supplied her with a 9-week-old Siberian husky. The puppy had long white paws, and a grey and black body. Holmes had already picked out a name: Balto.

>And for the rest of the day, Balto would stroll through the labs with his owner. Holmes brushed it off when the scientists protested that the dog hair could contaminate samples.

>But there was another problem with Balto, too. He wasn’t potty-trained. Accustomed to the undomesticated life, Balto frequently urinated and defecated at will throughout Theranos headquarters. While Holmes held board meetings, Balto could be found in the corner of the room relieving himself while a frenzied assistant was left to clean up the mess.

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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>waaaah I have to fill out questionnaires at work... FUCK AMERICA
no wonder the rest of the world sucks our dick so hard, you're all a bunch of whinging pussies.

How the fuck did she get away with it for so long?

She is OBVIOUSLY a fucking complete sociopath and her voice was OBVIOUSLY put on.

I immediately knew right away what kind of person she was before even knowing the Theranos story.

#womeninstem culture plus rich old dudes who hadn't got laid in decades

The same way all socio/psychopaths get away with it. They push things to such an outrageous degree that no one believes it can be possibly be true. All the while they are storing away memories of you photographically to use against you the minute you question them.

They are no fucking joke if you have the misfortune of encountering one.

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Oftentimes, the startup's product - the strategy employed for "disruption" - is just a means to an end. It's just a phase in the plan and will be dropped for obvious reasons.

Case in point is that shitty startup that tried to "revolutionize" juicing by selling a machine that "juiced" bags of pre-cut fruit. The idea is to meme the fuck out of yourself and hype your shit product to get investors onboard and everybody charmed -just long enough- to make a beachhead into the broader industry - in their case, the food distribution industry. Once there, you start expanding and scaling and applying your technology to all sorts of related things. If you're lucky, your customers will thank you for locking everything they eat and drink behind DRM for food and they'll do it by making you insanely rich. That was the plan. Why they chose juicing, i dunno. What this dumb cunt's company's eventual endgame was, i dunno.

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>"revolutionize" juicing by selling a machine that "juiced" bags of pre-cut fruit
why wouldn't you just buy a bag of fucking juice

>why wouldn't you just buy a bag of fucking juice

Look at this poor person

Silicon Valley is literally filled with these types of people; grifters high on their own batch of the California ideology just riding the vc speculation wave. Most people just write it off as a product of the environment and hope they bet on the right horse.

I want to do coke with Ballmer before he is too old. probably is by now

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my boss is one actually, but he knows that I know he is so he doesn't ever bother me, its actually weird.

When we go out drinking he always tries to get on my good side and I can tell what hes trying to do.

you can literally juice the bags by hand by squeezing them. They were/are selling a machine that costs hundreds of dollars so you'll get used to having your food DRM-controlled / trackable / remote kill-able. Their endgame was probably always the foodservice industry, where this kind of thing might have a sensible application, but needed to build this doomed piece of shit as proof-of-concept.

nice donut quads

how is she not fucking in jail?

>deep voice

The voice was fake, friend.

Yikes

Just a narcissistic rich girl

Haha Wow my boss was one as well. I say was because he died of a drug overdose (phsychopaths are prone to drug addiction). Strange feeling to know someone I hated so much that made so many people's life a misery is dead.

kek

documentary name?

Deep State front for R&D lab projects. Her board of directors was filled up by top military generals.

Well for one the entire idea of a centrifuge is overdue for a update. There are other ways to make molecules move that are probably far less mechanical and way easier to miniaturize. Also why not spend time figuring out how to run more tests on dry/non-live samples if liquid samples were such a huge part of the problem?

Lol, being poor

ANyone wants to wathc her Carlie Rose interview from 2015?
charlierose.com/videos/27979

She’s has a fiancé now, anons. He’s an MIT graduate.

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CHARMED

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Exactly how and why political dictatorships/regimes do the same thing.

Her story is only exceptional in that she comes from an old money family and had access to other old money investors and institutional powers from the very beginning.

There are thousands of tech startup magic box vaporware hucksters just like her. She just didnt have a retarded company to buy her out like Yahoo did Mark Cuban.

She is using lighting and wearing contacts to make her iris/pupils more hypnotizing.

Based retard

After post modernists burn the Classics at the altar of SJWism by labeling them racist and misogynist, its the alt-right that made the Classics racist and misogynist?

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She comes from old money and has too much knowledge about the ivy league mafia pedocult for them to put her in prison.

He is trying to show how unbillionaire he is by eating toast without even butter.

Crazy like a fox.

its one of those LED ring lights that encircles the camera lens. You can literally see it reflected in her eyes. Although, most people dont choose it for the hypno-eyes. Used sparingly, it can give nice even lighting for your camwhoring and look-at-me online faggotry. Its also used by whores to get that oversaturated look that tends to wash-out facial imperfections and also to make black people actually show up on camera instead of being a shadow with eyes.

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>Why they chose juicing, i dunno.
They live in Silicon Valley and their companies and corporations love to fill their break rooms with thousand dollar coffee machines and other stupid shit to make themselves look like a cool place to work.

They figured they'd get a good early-adopter base from those and then follow up with more home-consumers.

For what its worth the damn thing was amazingly well built. Every part was custom made for the product instead of off-the-shelf components which would have saved several hundred dollars on construction.

>that turkey wattle neck

Isnt that a modified crucifix symbol of a white supremacist christian church?

okay whats wrong with him?

supply me the her dancing scenes pls

If she was a reptile her machine would have worked

where did all those hundreds of millions of dollars go then?

A nuke can't hit San Francisco soon enough

DANCE WAGIE DANCE

She should have based Theranos in her home city of Houston where the operating overhead would be much lower plus access to the medical innovation infrastructure of the Houston Medical Center. But she wanted to be Miss Silicon Valley.

and still he nearly killed microsoft

youtube.com/watch?v=eywi0h_Y5_U

>super underrated

>Asian wife
>can't act like a normal
>company makes money off of doxxing NPCs
>kept a piss bottle at Harvard
Fuck...

She fucks this dog.

shkreli got years in prison for bringing back life saving drugs that everyone else ignored because they weren't profitable, and this chick gets off scott free for abject fraud

>>this chick gets off scott free
>On June 15, 2018, following an investigation by the U.S. Attorney's Office in San Francisco that lasted more than two years, a federal grand jury indicted Holmes and former Theranos COO and president Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani on nine counts of wire fraud and two counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud.
>They face up to 20 years in prison

>this is what doing better than the average start up looks like
Hahaha this bubble is going to be fucking apocalyptic in scale.

>friends with clinton
>friends with former high ranking general
>friends with former secretary of state

Shrekli is probably in those rich-people jail and he's having a swell time anyway.
He blogs good shit.

Its like her presence makes people automatically wagie dance

Lol are you one of those speaker faggots

Lol... magapedes still talking about Clinton

>shkreli got years in prison for bringing back life saving drugs that everyone else ignored because they weren't profitable, and this chick gets off scott free for abject fraud
HAHA more like he bought a drug and made the price explode thanks to some loophole. He's a fucking fraud and that's not the reason why he got jailed. He used other people's money to make reckless investments without their consent.
>Shrekli is probably in those rich-people jail and he's having a swell time anyway.
Even in a comfy prison I don't think he enjoys the loss of freedom. But fuck this guy, I bet he begged his god emperor to help him and got no answer

One is in with the same mafia as the clintons, and the other is an enemy of the clintons.

thanks. watched it. good doc. most interesting was how all these Old Power guys were fooled by the Vaginal Jew and couldn't see past it.

More than likely it's an upside down peace symbol because these are two vacuous rich sociopaths LARPing at Burning Man. Or it could be the algiz rune if the dude is into paganism.

Corporate kino incoming.

youtube.com/watch?v=KB6M0dxWDOo

Based Ballmer.

Turns out only him is rich. I wonder if he's gonna keep her around or that he knew about her scam.

She's still doing just fine. Her family is very wealthy.

>mark you're autistic and people naturally hate you
>okay, I'll become the face of the company and put myself out there more!
>mark... I... No...

Good digger confirmed

>Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, was a vice president at Enron
You can't make this shit up.

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>the "my boss got a bonus" wage dance

Pure kino
Working as a medical lab tech, there's no way this shit ever was going to work
One of our machines is the size of a small car and something breaks literally ever 5 minutes. And that's just for chemistry

If the classics die, western civilization will die along with it.

lol

Cunt is just another practitioner of the Paradox Philosophy where she fools easily led idiots.

Joe Hunt did it better because he went all in and lived the Paradox Philosophy to its fullest.

>can we make the box bigger? it's not possible with this size
>no, lets move on to another topic
>lets name the data cloud yoda

>what's your favorite sound from star wars, elizabeth?
>yoda

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That Asian chick must feel suicidal now

It's like a scene out of a much sadder post-third wave feminism version of Wolf of Wall Street

dont hate us, we hate that shit too
it's the jews, man, it's always the jews
>inb4 "REEEEE POL GET OUT"
also jews

From tech entreprenur to dick entreprenur.

After effects user here, give me the video source on youtube for this and ill make some memes this weekend

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Dude, that's a model. Everyone knows she's a model. No one is suffering under the delusion that she's not a model. You're not clever for pointing out a model doing something wrong.

Go Clips Go

>readless

>the young bearded guy who does the shoulder shimmy
fucking lel

>COO
>POO

the tech, as advertised, had national security implications. more so than a social network, but probably similar to google.
i can't blame the generals/officials for joining the board. for them, it was a low risk/high reward proposition. and their clout would mitigate the red tape (if the product was viable).
and as an employer who requires millions of peak-condition employees, the tech would make the pentagon's operations much more efficient. additionally, protecting the core tech from foreign powers would be a priority.
if holmes wasn't such a publicity hound then she would get a slap on the wrist, but she has embarassed powerful men. she lied to their faces. you don't lie to generals and get away with it completely.

i was a golden boy for a doomed company, promoted to a way too high position for my age. you may have heard of the company. enron-type failure.
these pep rallies were, to me, a sign that we were headed for disaster. they give me the willies.

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literally this

>American generals too lazy/corrupt to get a second opinion before wasting tax dollars on bullshit
Same shit different toilet.

>being a sociopath doesn't make you mentally ill/crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=mIHI1zQh11w

Depends on the definition he could have a point.
Psychos have generally no delusions or detachment from reality. They just don't CARE.
About you, life, dignity, money, consequences.
But she does not think (say) that angels speak to her. She has simply such hugely inflated narcissistic component that she cannot do wrong, and the fault is in those nerd she hired that did not deliver what she envisioned. What she deserved.
The criminal/antisocial component of her condition makes her lie and manipulate. Currently, her boyfriend for the $$$.

Don't worry lad they will get her during the trial

Have intercourse

Gates isn't smart, he just got lucky

I'd leave my mess in her trunk.

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>people here call women whores for sending love letters to criminals in jail
>every thread has guys saying how they want to have sex with her

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Asking again for a source or timestamp

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kek

ah, a rare peek into the mind of a roastie

Did you guys not get the real American memo, which is that you can run your company however the fuck you want and that you don't have to hire consultants if you don't want to?

>Stop reading good literature.

OK, lel. I should read the trash that flows from the pens of these bulldykes instead.

kek

A series of tubes.

HBO doc is fucking boring. Gave up after 30 minutes. The book by the journalist that uncovered it all is great though.

Lose weight

Based braindead zoomer

Sounds like Thanos LOL

get litty

Laboratories have tons of machines for different things, and they all break on a daily basis
Not only that, but blood needs different additives in the tubes depending on the test that you want to run
I could go into more detail if anyone cares
t. Medical Technologist

Yes I'm sure the highly motivated nut job will be concerned about something like that

Letting women out of the kitchen was a mistake.

She looks like Larkin Love

>women unironically send love letters to murderers in jail that they receive, also show up to his trial with signs of love
>men shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving forum that a fraudster is cute in a bug eyed way and that she also has no ass and also looks like zuckerberg. The fraudster will never see these posts and the thread will 404 and will be forgotten by all in 10 minutes
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?!?

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She looks like that one reaction image with Jim from the office

Say goodbye.

quillette.com/2019/02/26/how-i-was-kicked-out-of-the-society-for-classical-studies-annual-meeting/

I just watched it and my first question is: How the fuck do you get scammed by this alien-robot creature?

She wasn't crazy. She just sucked a lot of cock for money and power.

based uninformed incel that jumped in the thread without reading

people who say she's cute have not heard her voice

Stop dilating

you can tell immediately from the whites above her eyes that she's batshit crazy

Should i know this person ?

>this is suddenly getting attention now with a doc out
There was a book published about her and everything, you could have read about her in far more detail than what a doc can show. Why do consumerist retards need a documentary to come out to spoonfeed them, why the interest now when you could have read about it months ago?

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Master scammer

>typing this on a tv board

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Maybe just maybe because the book wasn't nearly as popular, didn't get nearly enough attention and wasn't as marketed? Are you pretending to be retarded or just wanted to feel 'fkn superior' on a television and film board?

Why does that toast look like its going on a conveyor belt into his mouth?

Madness?

...el barto

Doc lady was kinda cute

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stfu zoomer

The book was super popular. goodreads.com/book/show/37976541-bad-blood

>gets off scott free
She stole money from rich people that's the worst thing you can do in america. She'll get life

Not with you, no thanks

Man, idk who he is but he could do WAAY better than her unathletic nerd, bloated looking ass

I'd rather stick my dick in a bowl of my own shit than inside whatever she is

>super popular
wow ok like i feel real dum for not knowing about it now
didn't know it was SUPER popular haha

Only retarded americans could get scammed by this psycho looking bitch, she literally looks like an otherworldly goblin demon wtf

Mark?

>qt3.14

Actually kill yourself

what company?

The Enron boys were much more alpha, literally cutting the power of California and just lying about profits and budgets. The chad $70 billion vs 9 billion scam companies.

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What a fucking psychopath

post yfw when they showed footage after footage of her at successful women conventions and taking pictures with diverse groups of future "entrepreneurs"

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Why not make your skin suit pretty?

Can anyone tell me where i can watch the documentary for free?

It's not on putlocker or on the pirate bay or 1337

If I saw someone show this in public I'd boom at the top of my voice how she's a racist cunt, then passersby would turn their heads to find a black victim

>and a pharma company

I love how they gloss over that. The radio station doesn't fucking matter. His pharmaceutical company and their transhumanist bio engineering work are a rabbit hole all their own to jump down, past the basic wiki page. Hes the highest earning bio pharma CEO

turbopleb

Or you can just watch one of the 10-20 other documentaries that came out first.
youtube.com/watch?v=ta1DqI4xDRw
youtube.com/watch?v=3CccfnRpPtM

What is it with corporate wagies and embarrassing dances

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>Or you can just watch one of the 10-20 other documentaries that came out first.

Nah, he wants to watch the 2 hour kino fest

unbelievable

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She was a test tube baby so that explains the Autistic spectrum disorder.

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these silicon valley cunts sicken me. Roll on the San Andreas Big one

YES I AM HUMON
LOOK I AM EATING TOAST

Probably a case of into deep + LODS OF EMONE

It's like watching Data from Star Trek.

Social Network lied to me.

>Hey Gzornak, didn't we already use that model of meat-suit?
>Yeah, just give it long hair, retarded apes won't know the difference

awesome i am eating ahh yes a big fat toast now im chewing ooo its good.

Sanpaku is always right.

The entire Social Network movie is about how autistic he is.

Shouldn't that say fewer?

I keep hearing engineers on the internet absolutely gushing about how premium the components actually are and how thrilled they are that now that the product is bunk, they'll get to grab one for the cheap and use its parts for pet projects.

its like smart pipe
youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

That is the face of someone on 11 different prescription drugs

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She kinda looks like Zuckerberg.

She is just a sociopath, but it's because her success would play into the feminist narrative that they ignored it for so long.

Well, some men like fat chicks, some like blondes, some even like ugly chicks. Others are into sociopaths.

underrated as all hell.

The game didn't change, just the players.

That appears numerous times throughout the doc but has no interviews or mentions. I wonder who he actually is, might even be a CIA agent or something.

>Mark maybe can spread some peanut butter or jelly on the toast before you eat it?
>FOOLISH DIRECTOR! I am connecting the common unit, they cannot afford such luxuries as condiments! I will eat this toasted bread in the peasant fashion!

Child bearing hips at least.

>chad confirmed
dude's a billionaire.

great comment

are turtle necks the new power stance

A baby carrot for you

The Inventor. Just showed up on HBO this week.

it wouldn't surprise me if holmes were a psychopath as in with an actual diagnosed mental disorder.
>Psychopathy is traditionally a personality disorder characterized by persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits.

cute

She looks different here. I guess she needed to update her look for a new conquest.

based zuck dabbing on humans

She should do a voice for satnav