How do they feed themselves?
How do they feed themselves?
Blake Edwards
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Jaxon Anderson
with taxes
Hudson Wilson
these LOTR bait threads used to piss me off. now they just make me laugh
thanks for the smirk, user
Jose Cruz
they sneed a lot
Aiden Evans
in the fields gandalf is riding through, strange that jackson left that out
Nathan Smith
probably cutlery and plates
Joshua Hughes
The more important question is how the fuck did the dudes stuck at the beacons in the middle of nowhere on top of icy mountains feed themselves? And were they permanently stuck there alone or did they take shifts? How long would it have even been to travel to one of those bastards. Did Gondor and Rohan equally share the responsibility of manning the beacons? Why not just get the eagles to carry the message instead?
Aiden Thomas
What's property insurance like in Minas Tirith? I imagine the constant orc raids would drive premiums quite high.
Anthony Kelly
who gives a fuck about these autistic questions, you people are the ones feeding this awful ASOIAF/GOT autism about MUH TAXES and MUH REALISM
it's fucking fantasy, fuck off
Anthony Rivera
Pirates fuck up Gondor's economic shit more than the orcs do.
Daniel Thomas
In America, logical tax systems are fantasy
Austin Ortiz
>mfw didn't even read the last question
kek, you got me you brilliant faggot
Jacob Hernandez
Magic
Christopher Green
Why did Jackson change the Orc lore of how more are created? I've read from people who assume it's just him using gross out shit like Brain Dead. But if he wanted to gross us out why didn't he have a scene that shows the short stacked female Orcs getting their pusys slammed, and then showing us the little Orcs in the cribs? Instead of them coming out of sack.
Brandon Garcia
formerly how do they fuck themselves
Josiah Miller
>short stacked female Orcs getting their pusys slammed
Fuck you nigger I'm on nofap
Jacob Mitchell
plump helmets grown underground
Ryder Morgan
For the same reason Tolkien never mentioned: so the orcs seem less like people and so the protagonists seem more like heroes for killing them
Austin Edwards
JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN BRUH
Juan Bailey
>There will never be a film trilogy more comfy than LoTR.
Feels good having lived through the age of absolute peak comfy cinema.
Brody Butler
whenever thy shit they save their shit and then other people eat the shit then shit it back out so they never run out of food. it's like if you turn on a light in a room full of mirrors and then turn it of it stays lit forever because the light just keeps bouncing around.
Cooper Miller
Xavier Evans
Why didn't Legolas just kill Smaug then ride the ring upside down to Mordor?
Xavier Russell
Smaug had higher level than Legolas.
Kevin Carter
Gondor feeds itself off of tribute from satellite fiefdoms. Like with all great civilizations, the price of their wealth comes from the empty bellies of men, women, and children who work sun up to sun down to raise their taxes. And if they have a good year, the tax man just takes more.
Joseph Russell
Because it'd still only count as one
Oliver Gutierrez
wow did this age bad.
they fucked up the scaling of that berg sooooo bad. it's like, really, really fucking bad.
Colton Evans
In books these were fertile fields that were farmed.
Luke Young
They tax the rich
Tyler Price
In books they were on hills.
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Logan Morales
with seed
Sebastian Kelly
They have an amazing city, but the population is actually quiet low.
Jose Miller
south gondor are all plains and river valleys, surely they have farms, livestock and fishing, and can feed the capital
Evan Reed
By ridding themselves of Fantasy tropes.