Agua

>kills himself

Jarritos Lime please

Ain't no lobos

trying to be the ultimate badass or somthin

Oh I've got your ICE right here, hombre

What is agua? I just ignored this scene because I didn't know what that meant.

It's BARQ'S you FILTH.

Spanish for milk

It's the plant they use to make Tequila

Lleweyn means wolf in welsh btw

Where does he work.

>he doesn't know the crisp refreshing taste of a bang's, or the new low-sugar cliet bang's

he was asking if he had a credit card available because he wanted to order some new shoes on his ipad but the crooks stole his wallet

DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS

Who's they?

Call it

You know... Mexicans.

>hot milk porfavor

Well I have to know what I'm calling for first

I didn’t get this movie

I made a short film inspired by this meme
youtu.be/AIsHzkrT6qI

its a movie for brainlets to make themselves seem smart

>omg so subversive he died offscreen
>omg im literally the polife officer
>you dont get it. chigur is literally deep and an interesting chatacyer

pleb : the post

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Did you delete part of it

ain't got no horchata

A real Mexican in the southwest in the 80s would have asked for a Cactus Cooler

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>Mango Snapple...my nigga

what does it MEEEEEAN

>a short
should have made it about 56 seconds shorter

Do you see me?

>one mediun du jour, one single expresso regulare

Brian give him the beer

>Coffee por favor, buttered with a little sugar

lmfaoing my fucking ass off at this

Do i have to be American to understand this meme

Underrated comment

if it had been Lynch who made this everyone would worship it

i just noticed, that man has his seat belt on.
very smart.

>It's another "if I bash this popular and critically well received movie I will look smart" episode

"But I have water! Not for u, tho!

AnW cream soda is 20x better

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Eugh. I prefer un Jarritos de naranja.

He wanted his dick.

No lo entiendo. ¿Vives en provincia?

:)

Yeah I got liquids you can slurp on right here pendejo
*unzips cargo shorts*

Yfw "ahg-gu-whaa"
>luellyn bends over pulls his pants down and sharts in his face
"Ahhhh grah-see-ahhs boo-ahy-nuu"

All right. The story is I was alone one day at home and I wanted to try edit something. So I shot this.
It was pretty challenging framing everything alone and I had to use a pillow as a stand in.
The lighting was also tricky cause I'm retarded and I thought that if I wanted a night look I had to shoot in complete darkness. So I couldn't see what I was doing and having the light shine trough the opened door in a way that it silhouetted my shoes took a couple of tries.
It was also fun to record my steps with my phone and mix it in post.

Thanks for reading

> b-b-bo-bolio...

>a virgin John Daly, por favor

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Bangs what the fuck? It's Barqs you old bastard

wait is it actually bangs? holy shit...

...

AINT GOT NO WATER

Arnold Palmer por favor senior

>gimme three fingers of Dewars on the rocks

>when someone cant read near me

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