It's a truman blatantly samefags in a thread because he's just that bored episode

>it's a truman blatantly samefags in a thread because he's just that bored episode
Truman you rascal, everybody knows that's you!

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>it's a truman finds a thread he's interested in with no posts, leaves the tab open and goes to sleep hoping by the time he wakes up an archived thread filled with witty responses will be there waiting for him episode
These always end in disappointment.

>It's a truman spends 20 minutes pointing a gun to his head only to scream and fall asleep in the floor.

>It's a Truman watches BR2049 fully episode and starts crying at the end and then goes to bed

>It's a Truman makes a comfy simpsons thread but since he's a newfag he doesn't know that's impossible to do and his thread get's bombarded with sneed.

>It's a Truman wants to pick something up while he's in a comfortable position so he futily tries to use the force to pick it up episode
Truman you fat schizo, get up and grab it!

>It's a truman spends to much time on /pol/ and decides to shoot up a mosque episode

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>it’s a Truman runs up the stairs on all fours like an animal episode

>It's a truman calls in sick to work and spends the rest of the day daydreaming

>It's a truman watches the Mask and has the strangest dejavu feeling he ever had

>it's a Truman gets radicalised on an alt-right website episode

>It's a truman brings a hooker to his place but regrets it and breaks down crying telling her how alone he feels. She comforts him and says it's ok so they end up spooning. By morning, she was gone alongsidw truman's wallet.

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>another episode where truman gives up hope and becomes happier
i feel like deep down its still there though

>It's a Truman masturbates to underaged pornography on the internet before he goes to sleep and starts staring at the neighbor's daughter whenever she rides past on her bicycle episode

>its another Truman parks on the South side of town on the street where homeless bums wander about and mostly n-words and illegal aliens who look like meth addicts hang around trying to score
>and one time he picked up a very tiny Filipino whore on the street and banged her in his medical transport vehicle episode episode
>and

>It's a Truman masturbates once and decides on a whim to masturbate again immediately afterwards episode
He's gonna rip his dick off one day

>it's a Truman drives home drunk episode

can't say I have seen this episode myself tbqh, what happens next?

Hey a really similar episode today but it was different in the details.
Wtf hack writers!

>It's another season in which Truman has convinced himself he's happy again, but it comes at the cost of ignoring all important letters and emails, knowing he isn't himself and eventually will be knocked back to square one by reality
Each season gets more and more predictable

>it's a truman is drunk and alone about to fall asleep for the 1000th day in a row

these last few seasons have been uncomfortably comfy

I like those episodes. The one where he ran over that biracial couple kept me at the edge of my seat.

>It's a Truman finally feeling confident for the first time in months but his confidence immediately got shattered a few minutes later when he glimpsed 2 girls snickering behind his back episode

>its a truman wakes up in the middle of the night screaming and crying with nobody to console him episode
Can't believe they kept the rape arc going since season 10

>It's a truman starts doing heroin
I don't like where this is going, guys

>it's a truman ignoring the few internet he has arc

>It's a Truman asking for dubs to get a girlfriend

>It's a Truman starts reading the Turner Diaries and orders AK-47 rifles off the internet but every time he starts to enter his credit card information his best friend shows up with a six pack and tries to go out fishing

>it's a truman reads a 5chan /mov/ board thread about the falsewoman show and suddenly feels better about his current situation

Spoiler:
>it was a recurring segment that was revisited every third episode
>it was another Truman goes back for the next two weekends looking for the fillipino whore but doesn't find her but has other adventures anyway
>and then one night while he was waiting for a patient to get discharged from the hospital he just happened to go and park at his spot in the neighborhood and
>surprise that very same whore ran literally up to his window and wanted to do business
>she was a small woman mind you but she had huge loud flatulence over and over so Truman laughed at her and said No Thanks I'm working and drove off laughing episode
Wow that Truman is such a comedian! He always makes me laugh and forget how pitiful life can be sometimes

At least those episodes end with Truman beating his best friend to the brink of death then raping him while reading from said Turner Diary and looking at the camera, literally daring the camera to mute him

rollin

>It's a Truman realizes he can no longer get an erection for any porn besides hentai episode
His only friend being a weird weeb definitely didn't help

>It's a truman passes out sniffing glue at his work's parking lot

>it's a Truman starts a thread on Yea Forums, but the first reply is cockvore followed by sneedposts until janny bans the thread episode

Truman should really embrace the weeb and finally get off his ass and find the way into the forbidden panda IMO.

>It's a truman farts blood episode

>its a "truman realizes his co-workers dont really like him" episode

why do they re-run this one so much?

Rolling

Pleaasee a hottie

>It's a truman reply to a lot of post and then goes to sleep with hope that when he wakes up there's going to be a lot of replies episode

>it's a Truman got himself into a heated argument on his Cambodian elephant herding tips and tricks billboard and he can't leave his computer until he is absolutely convinced that he BTFO his opposition despite it being 4 am in the morning and he needs to work at 9

this show is so fucking dumb, it's like they are not writing stories with any basis in reality.

>its a Truman jerks off for an hour despite not being horny episode
Why does he keep doing that?

>it's a truman is unable to handle the most basic of responsibilities like a part time job or cleaning without going insane episode
This has been the theme for 24 seasons, when will they just stop?