Why didnt he just have sex?

He kept seething about the resetera trannies

underrated

With who?

is Squidward confirmed as the first popular incel?

haha wouldnt that be horrible

spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squidward's_ex-girlfriend

Yep

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This. An incephalopod, you might say.

Dubs and I get a girlfriend.

repressed homosexual

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sorry Charlie Tuna

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Dubs and I have sex.

i'm getting evicted 6 months earlier
was told internet's getting severed from 1st of april
lulz, silly me, i meant on the 21st, fuck you
couldn't find job or place to live, now searching for them is only harder
i gotta go back home :t
things are bretty bad

to keep it movie- i watched midnight run and a few other old flicks the other day, still better than most new shit

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Sandy's just a tomboyish country girl.

Sandy was a country girl. Niggers don't live out there, city slicker.

He fucked his clarinet.

He broke up with his ex-lover Squilliam right before he got rich. Now they bicker as only two gay men can.

>Obsessed with art despite sucking at it
>focused on extraordinary self care
>aversion to menial work and labour
>fawns sycophantically over some while having obsessive hate for others
>dunning kruger to the max
>effeminate tentacle affectations

Squidward was a confused verse who hated the yellow bottom and pink top who were secure in their roles and relationships

They were all faggots tho

Why did Mr. Krabs only hire homos

Cheaper to get health insurance for homo employees since they have no spouses and no children. Mr.Krabs was always thinking about his money.

>No spouses
Bikini Bottom just legalised gay marriage. Krabs will fire spongebob and squidward, then only hire incels.

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>plankton is way ahead with automation and JOI Karen
>just waits out the faggots canceling krabs for his homophobia
Sweetest revenge

Bald people don't get laid LMFAO.

Who works at the Krunchy Krab when bob and squid are not there?

I get laid

>I'm autistic and have a severe hormone deficiency
FTFY

My nigga squid-lo goes balls-deep on Gary (who waz a female btw).
He also raped Mrs Puff, kept her full of ink on the regular

Reminder that getting laid as a woman is not an accomplishment.

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose

jesus

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Nah, you are just an incel jealous of asexuals, kys.

I think they were on fulltime. It seemed it was a 10-5 place that didn't do Breakfast or Dinner.
I would've liked to seen an episode where they're both not there and it's too random stand ins with similar chemistry.

These are canon now.

Carlos!

I'm pretty sure they were his only employees because he also puts the on night shift

That not asexuality,monkey.

Yeah, that was only for one episode tho, which is why I'd say they close at 5 or 6 generally.

Autism and hormones have nothing to do with sexual orientation retard.

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Just be yourself

I don't get it

>2004
fucking hell

I doubt.

Why are you so jealous of asexuals?

You said it, he's a bitter incel.