Chill Out Dickwad

wasnt john like that in 3?

the reason why so many people from LA go to india or tibet to unfuck their brains is because that's literally as far as you need to get from that place to turn things around. it's toxic.

>be Edward Furlong
>hear Cameron is doing a 3rd Terminator movie
>Arnie is back
>Linda Hamilton is back
>realise there's no way they won't be bringing John Connor back
>"This is it."
>"This is my moment."
>"This is what I've been waiting for."
>get out of bed
>dust off the old boombox and hit play
>"yewwwww could be miiiine!"
>feeling motivated as fuck
>open curtains
>pour 47 bottles of cheap vodka down the sink
>about to dump cocaine down the toilet, but remember you snorted it all last night
>vomit
>shit
>shit while vomiting between your legs onto the shit
>actually use mouthwash instead of drinking it
>cry
>vomit
>go to the bank
>take out every remaining penny you own
>$1,462
>pay for a year long gym membership
>can't afford rent
>lose your apartment
>sleep in your car
>work out for 4 hours a day
>use gym to shower and shit
>survive on the remnants of kale shakes other gym members leave behind
>7 months later
>lean and muscular
>boyish good looks have returned
>haven't cried in 19 days
>call in a few favours and get an audition for James fucking Cameron's new Terminator flick
>walk into audition room
>James is astounded
>his nose is trembling
>"My God. Eddie, is that you? You look fantastic! But how? We thought you were at death's door!"
>look him dead in the eye and give a sly smile
>"The whole thing goes: The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."
>whole room erupts
>cheers
>hollers
>everyone's on their feet
>James is chanting, "BRAVO! BRAVO!"
>"We got Skynet by the balls now, don't we?"
>someone passes out
>James is crying
>I can't believe what's happening
>I've never been so happy
>"So, Jimmy. Do I got the job, or do I got the job?"
>"I'm sorry. We've already hired Idris Elba."

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There's no John Connor without Ed Furlong.

Fuck you nigger

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Was fine with Nick Stahl desu senpai

Actually one of the changes/improvement I would make to Salvation would be to bring back Stahl and Claire Danes, there was no reason to recast either of them

Pic is Furlong around 2003, what a fayg, do you really want that manlet in your Terminator?

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Who the fuck would wear a shirt that contains a label of a mediocre hot sauce

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That was super disrespectful. You don’t do that to a dangerous man without considering the consequences.

well deserved if OC

With the amount of money he probably made from The Terminator and American History X, he could've gone to school to become a lawyer or businessman like what some other young actors did.

chose to stay and become another hollyweird victim.

>2012

Artie Lange is getting his act together, eh?

Thing is, I don't view the movies seriously anymore. I'd just like to see Ed and Arnold together one more time maybe even along with Michael Biehn and Linda Hamilton to close the saga foe good. I wanna see a movie that's not only a tribute to the first two but also to the 80s cyberpunk era and how bright or hopeful the future look both for John Connor as saviour of humanity and Edward Furlong with a promising career. I wanna see Ed get redemption through his character so he can finally be at peace with his past mistakes and move on.

Then you're going to love him as Norman Reedus as Leonardo DeCaprio as Rick Dalton in Quentin Tarrantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood