/ALITA/

Real talk, if Alita asked me to watch a movie, ANY movie, I'd just say yes.

I AM HERE TO FUCK UP YOUR THREAD. ONLY TRIPS CAN KILL

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So much for comfiness lasting very long.

Eh, why not. Let's try it before it gets deleted.

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Other than FOX trying to shill its product whats the point of these threads? There arent good memes and nothing is ever discussed. And no one actually liked the movie.

So why

Fuck off plebbitor

If you respond it gets less comfy.
Post comfy instead.
Cameron demands it.

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The usual bait posting happens in the first couple posts.

AWRIGHT LADS, WODS OUT FOR THE LADY

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over 20000000 blotcoins and buffclans per post lol

when will we get Alita realfakes?

die bitch

cringe

Psyop to make Cameron a deity

KILL KILL KILL
chill out user. Don't get upset over an awkward edit.

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He's already one.
We're just proving it.
Now bow, subcreature. For he created LIFE.

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PLEASE POST MORE LIKE THIS AND PIC RELATED PLEASE

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Rosalita

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Been saving since the beginning of /ABAG/

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I heard the reason he went to the bottom of the ocean was so he could wave his dick at Cthulhu

He made anime real and that's enough for me to bow before him.

Shoop Alit's face on it and would be a hot edit.

>Does it bother you... that I'm completely human?

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trying again, aiming...

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Show us your midrif and we will let you know.

Please, Rosa isn't shy. You can find her stuff easily. Only a virgin doesn't know this.

I physically cringed at this pic. Even the midrif edit is more appealing.

nice shoop user, too bad i dont like that fucking face, so i guess rolling

bye

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>all these people acting like Rosa doesn't know how to switch on to HOT mode

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Where's car crash user when you need him?

Man, these threads have been nice tonight. Not a single car wre--

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bye nigga

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>if I don't like the post its bait

Ay, right on schedule.

based and car-crashpilled

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Well I work during the day so... Can't drive by a Rosa so FINE to wreck.

Die.

bro check out that bra-

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if only that car slammed right into the gig-Brie-monster.

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>111716696
You can like a post and acknowledge it's bait to get attention. No more (You)'s now.

I wouldn't even waste posts. He's going to pretend they're (You)s anyway.

>You are the most sub-human person that I have ever known.

Extremely underrated OC. Gangsta deserves his own spin off film.

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I like to think Rosa lurks and posts this, then thinks to herself, "Yeah, I'd crash if I drove by me, too."

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not mine but agreed. Only HW who didn't actively hurt Alita in the game. "no worries."

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The thread would explode if she showed up

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why is she so cute and teeny ;__;

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I think it would hilarious if she was flop-kun.

>tfw rosa is actually based car crash poster

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Here's your (you)

Manifestation of perfection.

SHOW YOURSELF ROSA

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She's not allowed to post outside of instagram while the movie is still earning money in theaters. Fox/Cameron had her nuke all of her social media after getting the role. If Rosa makes a twitter accunt it's how we will know there won't be any sequels.

You have proof of this?

Based /pol/ack bringing the bants.

My uncle was involved with the movie and heard it all first hand.

Confirmed then.

She's got no social media outside of Instagram account she made a year ago to promote the movie.

the same uncle who works at Nintendo wouldn't lie

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that's how your crush feels about you

it still needs some text on it

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She has a twitter though. You have to search for it through google though, because it won't show on Twitshit's main search for some ODD REASON.

haha, I've never had someone crush on me

not that I would know

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>me trying to believe I have a crush
Th-thanks, R-Rosa.

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Wholesome

Omg this is hot.

3D showings are done, but my best cinema will still have some easily accessible showtimes next week. I'll definitely try to catch it some more.

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This pic still gets me every fucking time.

She looks so good with long hair

protect smile at all cost

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blog time!
tonight was my final viewing.
i went with my dad because he asked what birthday present i wanted and i told him i wanted to see the movie with him.
the nearest theater showing it was 90 kms away, and we had dinner toghether.
he spent all the time before the viewing doing stupid rhymes with alita, or "alina" with vagina since this words sound the same in my language
the theater room for the alita showing was pretty fucking pathetic, an 8 meters wide screen, no dolby atmos and there was just three other guys but at least now i have the italian audio for my SHITMAX setup
he really liked it, but after the end it went full flop-kun and started comparing the cliffhanger ending with the golden compass and the last air bender.
it's been a nice evening
i also want to thank again the user that posted the link to the site that tells you where they are showing the movie

Maybe I should make one of Alita in this fashion?

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She looked a lot more French when she was younger

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>general for a movie that wont get a sequel

Noo

super shit and i fucked up the right bottle but too lazy to fix it

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Her makeup seems to alter which side comes out more.

no, she does the protecc

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NICE lol
[UNAUTHORIZED SAVE DETECTED]

Kek, nice job.

you know I can't let her do that
without some help

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nice work, compliments to your crew.

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Interesting, I equated the cliffhanger to more like Kill Bill or The Terminator.

Not fake. Rosa topless.

hearty kek

Please do.

>Compliments to your crew.

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Not the same. They were asking about Alita fakes not a clip of a topless trashy B actress.

You shut your whore mouth how dare you speak about Rosalita like that

i have no idea how those movies he quoted end but i think he was talking about the fact that those flopped and didn't get a sequel

i had a fun idea for one of those hidden image pngs but putting one together is too big brain for me

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Did you do a Google?

>stop saying things I don't like
What is with you Alitafags throwing a rage fit everytime something is posted you don't agree with?

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Because she started to tan and use a lot of make up to look more latino than she is. Her nipples are pink and her skin pale. Not fooling anyone, tuts.

>alitaposting rate is reduced by 4x already

you will be gone soon. good night sweet princess.

doomposters are so silly

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>104 posts in 40 minutes
I don't know, for a work day night, it's going pretty good.

Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
If you find something there isn't porn of, you have to make it.
Get busy, user.

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is this the count to potato version?

It's the calm before storm. We'll have the entire Yea Forums coming here once the bd torrents come out and every incel falls in love with Alita.

Is Rosa a fan of BR2049?

I'd fuck her so hard

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>He is the dragon that must be slain.
Surprised no one made a mouse edit of this scene before.

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>near 300 generals later
oh no! you got us!
but don't worry, it will never end
ever
slowdown sure, it will change sure
but you will die before Alita posting ends

You mean when every person is /healed/ by Alita

the fire rises

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I still don't get this scene. What's the fucking context?

it's going to be nuts once it comes out on Netflix

>They work for the dragon, the watcher behind the eyes.
>...Nova?
>Aye.

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Nobody outside Yea Forums has seen, even more so women.

>all of Yea Forums will join us in /our/general
Not if you ban free thought, speech and midrif edits faggot.

well the GET ON IT, user

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IIRC she took a bottle of sleeping pills and he's trying to keep her from forever napping

Xanax, whatever that is.

we're a cult

Why didn't he just wake her up by sodomizing her?

She could rip your arm off, and beat you with the wet end.

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>admitting to being a cult
You consider mass suicide.

>If my love is real that means so am I, right?

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I would beat Alita with my wet end if you know what I mean.

not yet most of us still haven't gotten our purple Nikes

She ate a bottle of Xanax. He has to keep her awake and breathing.

i-if it allows us to live in the universe where Alita is real...where did this kool-aid come from...

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>Please believe, user...

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I used to before she came into my life so kind of makes you think huh

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There is something seriously wrong with you kool aid drinking alitafags.

thankfully I'll be able to catch one of the last 3D showings in my area tomorrow, I can't wait only seen it in 2D

Don't worry the feelings will come back when this fantasy if yours unravels. It will and it will be the same as when it happened to avatards.

nah we're drinking orange Tang, totally different thing

Norton needs the zoomglasses.

that's a poor example

I didn't go see this in theatres and have no plans to because her eyes are offputting.

>throwing a rage fit
it's just shitposting you dumb fag

Link related dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242409/The-Avatar-effect-Movie-goers-feel-depressed-suicidal-able-visit-utopian-alien-planet.html

no we have just been set free

I got to catch 4 3D showings before it left my town.
Enjoy it /alita/fren.

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you mean nova's?

Yeah.

>there are people here right now
>who have not been healed
>who might never know Alita's pure smile
truly soulless lives who doubt what JC's love has brought us. They fumble in the dark, trying to antagonize but they always fade away.

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Eye saw it, user.

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>dailymail
okay hand me the national enquirer I need to know who has cancer

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I don't think so. Sure it was different in some ways. At its core is a group of hardcore fans that begin living in a delusion. This is certainly happening in these threads. Things are no longer healthy in these threads like they were a 140 threads back or so. Things have changed and not for the better.

Jim said to make the eyes bigger BUT NOT LIKE THIS!

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I just increased the iris by 15%. No need to be worried.

Hey Cameron, so how is the sequel coming along? Robert is more active on Twitter right now. What does it mean?

To whoever tormented me last night saying that I wouldn't have the theater all to myself, here it was 5 minutes before the previews started.

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Go find a better article if you want. They are out there. The point is avatards went off the deep end same as alitatards are now.

I can't get him to stop making Alita PS edits and laughing to himself in the dark. I'm sure once he realizes he's a director again everything will be fine. Probably.

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In Alita's defense, you have to be really retarded to think its good.

Digits and FUCK THE HATERS

God I would lick her eyballs if I could.

FUCK THE HATERS!

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>Things are no longer healthy in these threads
people have reported increased productivity and healthier lifestyle decisions because of the movie and its threads

Beautiful.

if keeping a consistent general thread going is = to people reporting en masse to therapists and psychiatrists about depression over Pandora not being real then I think you're taking all of this at face value wayyyyy too much. We like the movie, we like Alita. People lamenting over Alita not being real is barely different than the rest of Yea Forums or the rest of Yea Forums circle jerking over some other fictional person.
tl;dr: who honestly gives a shit. People here in general have found renewed passion and refocussed on themselves. Yeah it's cheesy and goofy but so what? None of that happened with Avatar. Now have your (you) and get comfy you dumb dumb.

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Aaand saved.

I'm always down for more Norton posting
too bad there isn't more of him in the movie

Yes Alita fug me with your cyberpussy you qt urm beserker maraca shaker you.

Fucking saved.

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also this for anyone up to some good nova shoops

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fuck the haters.

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I want to rape alita:3

fuck the haters!

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Thanks, will use it.

>a healthier lifestyle consists of hanging out on a Tibetan basket weaving image board waifu fagging day in and day out
yikes

>That Rolex DeepDick
That watch is the most uninspired Rolly (which is saying something) but the story of how JC and Rolex came together to make it is so cool. Rolex made him a custom model that became a standard production piece. For reference: Rolex does not and never has customized or otherwise modified any of their existing models from the factory, but JC’s hardcore Deep Sea Submersible work kept cracking the cases of his Submariner/SeaDwellers so they reached out to make a better watch just for him.

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i know man.
it's one of the main reasons i keep praying for getting a sequel as soon as possible

no man, outside the boards

Reminder Disney owns fox, you're lining Disney pockets.

As long as there's more Alita I don't really care

Would like to see a lewd edit using these. Maybe something like Alita being whipped by a dominatrix wearing these glasses.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gDQtrSKGOUU

Well anons, I would love to stay and keep posting, but I have some work to get done. I bid thee good night and keep up all the nice Alita posting, don't get bogged down on the bickering. Good night!

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Don't care, so long as they don't fuck up Alita, or mess with Cameron, Rob Rod, Rosa, Waltz, or Norton.

Just out of curiousity how many of you watched the movie because of this general/the old abag generals?

I actually really enjoy seeing a movie I like with people who haven't seen it yet because when they laugh or gasp at parts it's like I'm seeing it for the first time again. Some audiences suck but it's kind of lonely being the only one in the theater.

Second or third time I saw it there was a girl sitting next to me who got really into it and she was leaning forward for part of it and I could tell that she was really into Hugo and I couldn't wait to hear her reaction to everything that happens to him.

Was it empty? Having the auditorium to yourself is the best.

You think Alita would be into bdsm? That would be so hot. I'd let her dominate me. Fuck I want to feel her crush my balls.

I noticed that True Lies cutout that Brie destroys in Captain Marvel. Why are they hating on Jim so much? Christ what a bad movie.

Watched? no. Got convinced to see a second time (which lead to a third, fourth, fifth, and sixth)? Yeah.

>CreepyThinMan

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Apparently James owns Alita

!!!FACT!!!

these new shitposters make me miss flop-user and manga-purist.

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Same. At least the original two had style.

Nope, Jim independently owns any moving pictures of Alita, Kishiro the manga. Fox was just distributor, the mouse does not get Alita and Jim will own her until he dies.

Apparently he got pissed about that, have no source on that though, would like someone to confirm that. He'll force a sequel just to spite that.

Cameron/Lightstorm owns the rights to Alita so if Disney/Fox does anything shifty then he can just get it distributed by somebody else

>4032x3024
>for a blurry pic
jesus christ have mercy

>she was really into Hugo
Am I the only one who thought that Hugo was the one thing they just got entirely wrong?
Yeah, it was empty. I did move from D6 to D5, though, which is closer to the center - and I was really stressed out thinking someone would come in and tell me that I was sitting in their seat.

That said, I wouldn't hate the man going through Disney to get his passion project done. He has to do what he has to do, and be professional about it.
But if I had a choice? Fuck the mouse.

Not as much as he did. He has obligations to Fox for the sequels. Now Disney owns those obligations.

It was IMax 3D, though.

flop-user at least had nuance. He had this pretense of caring more about numbers than any hostility. Mangapurist was just a single issue voter which was hilarious.

You know it's an entire series right. That which you are holding is the conclusion. Why don't we start from the beginning?

Hugo was always supposed to be wrong, though. They were a young love that they took way too fast and it ends badly. And he was always kind of fake to how he felt.
I just wish they made him hover more on how he felt about her and reversed their confessions, where she confessed in the church and he confessed while falling.

it's probably one of those two changing his approach

Can you imagine based Jim doing that? He'd find a distributor and a director in a second, $120m, call it a day.

If the theater is that empty, anyone else coming in would likely just sit in the next row or over a bit.

>He'll force a sequel just to spite that.
No shit I would parade in the streets.

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>waaah I don't like it when posters take the time to share opinions that I don't want to see
>I miss the same spam in every thread
Absolute fags

He wasn't supposed to look like one of the guys from Twilight. He was small and dirty and meek, but just had these big unrealistic dreams that naive Alita found inspiring and related to.

Yeah, that would have helped a little. Make them feel a little like two lost souls clinging to each other rather than the prom couple.

woah is this legit?

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Apparently this will have to be repeated over and over again until the end of times, if people only learned how to read this would be more easy. I'm inclined to believe they just want (You)s but some of them might be that stupid, the mouse owns nothing.

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Don't know. Never going to see Capt. Fartville. I saw some SJWs defending the shot though.

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It's a variation of repeated ignorance to troll, like, "Reminder."

>waaaahhh my evil 90s movie about jihadist muslims is bad!
>5 years later is 9/11

Jim was right, as usual.

Underrated

how can Jim be so based

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I'm still kind of torn on Hugo. One one hand, I kind of feel like they should have cast someone more like that dorky Wolfhard kid. On the other, I really didn't mind him on repeat viewings, or even at the end once she's in her Berserker body and a little more mature. But early on when her body language and everything reads as a young teenage girl, he comes across as a 20 something creep trying to pick up a middle schooler.

Tbf watching True Lies today it's amazing how 90s it feels

That's what I was thinking yeah

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Except Alita doesn't come off as a middle schooler at all, even if she tried her voice will ruin that immediately. There is nothing creepy about the relationship, except maybe if you consider lack of chemistry between the actors "creepy" he is not a bad actor he is just not good when it comes to pretending to be in love.

> But early on when her body language and everything reads as a young teenage girl, he comes across as a 20 something creep trying to pick up a middle schooler.
I get what you mean but she's (at that point) 15-17 and he's not much older than that I assume. kinda odd yeah but he doesn't do anything questionable imo.

> I’ve been having dreams about Alita for over a straight month now
This is awesome because I used to struggle with insomnia: i now get 7-8 hours of sleep
Thank you Alita!

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There should have been a sex scene to clarify them being in love.

You need to teach the dreamless anons your ways.

Well apparently True Lies gets an Blue Ray release.

that's the healing we talked about
no dreams for me tho

I don't think that would have helped at all, and with the acting of the guy playing Hugo it would have been bad, perhaps even creepy.

I wish I could dream of Alita. I just can't get over my deep sleeping, it happens every night, I don't remember any dreams. It's not fair.

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Their love comes off as two teenagers being good friends at first. Hugo doesn’t get thirsty for Alita until she gets her Bezerker body

Considering that he knows he could paralyze her and sell her body for enough credits to buy anything he wanted, he did a pretty good job keeping his distance. Tanji would have jacked her the evening after she woke up if he could have done it all by himself.

writefag give us a comfy one please

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same boat. No memory of them, no memory of the sensation of dreams. It's lights out. I hope that's what dying is like.

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Hugo is so hot!

Apparently based on what people who've experienced death and come back have said, it basically is deep sleeping.

I think spending a lot of time comfy posting about Alita throughout the day helps. Also fapping to Alita fantasies twice a night before falling asleep is a big Alita dream booster for me too.

How much you sleep might influence that, I notice that I often have dreams if I sleep until 10 or 11 at least. if I wake up early I don't remember any dreams.

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Yeah, and I actually liked him a lot on my second viewing. I think he just makes kind of an odd first impression, but he does get better as the movie progresses.

fish oil

>Hugo
>Hot

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It wouldn't need to be a hot and heavy scene. Just one of those making out, then cut scene to the morning after in bed together.

You're welcome!
Next patient please.

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in all honesty the movie is good but it will feels short for being two buttfucking hours long

I daydream about her too whenever I zone out at work, so it sort of conditioned my brain to have her in my thoughts 24/7.
My dreams are usually scenes from the movie (specially just walking together, holding hands, first kiss) and the dates I went on with my ex girlfriend, except Alita being in her place.
If I wake up in the middle of the night, I imagine her laying next to me, and i immediately go back to sleep. It’s very comforting.

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Well I already do the first one, so...

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pointing out shit we know is good for newcomers, it bumps the thread and keeps it from being just "uguuu alita so cute" spammed over and over again

The secret is daydreaming about her whenever you have those moments where you “zone out” in your own mind

true and it's part of his arc. He didn't see a cute girl at first. But he was healed and realized his way of life was wrong.

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he has cute arms

cute meaty arms

Alita never has sex in the entire manga series though. Unless I'm mistaken. I'm not even sure if she's interested in it.

I'm working on a big one don't worry.

Doctor I have had an erection for 36 hours now. I really need to blow a load so it goes away. Can you help me out with your touch sensitive nanotech cyberhands?

>he comes across as a 20 something creep trying to pick up a middle schooler
That's not even the issue, though. Hugo isn't supposed to be the high school quarterback, and Alita is supposed to fall for him the same way oranges are her favorite food - because she literally doesn't know anything else. He's supposed to be a hard working, dirty gutter rat with lofty ambitions he'll do anything to achieve, while Alita is this naive beauty who's actually a monster on the inside. It just came off like she was a dumb teenage girl who fell for the chad, which isn't at all how it was supposed to go.

Hurry, if you would.

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Here, have a neat colored panel I stumbled across

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honestly most people will say he's the weakest part the first time. After a second or more viewings, you realize that Hugo is fine, is fully fleshed out and is important to Alita's arc. If people don't like his acting, fine whatever I can't say anything that'll change their mind. He did fine and he and Rosa (and Zapan) clearly have good chemistry.

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The movie isn't the same as the manga. Clearly in the movie she and Hugo were progressing through a physical relationship. Had Hugo not have died they would have had sex. They may have had sex off camera after the kiss scene when you think about it.

>ywn draw dots all over Rosa's face

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No. But I can give you chocolate, an orange and a blanket

So in my extremely religious shithole country they actually cut out the kiss scenes. In the scene where Hugo is wounded in the church, there was a jarring cut. I was denied my romantic respite.

>Be in Gimp working on Alita's face
>realize this is true
D-damn, you got me.

no, people with near death experiences tell the craziest stories.
My grandma was in cardiac arrest for 3 minutes, she freaked me the fuck out with the stuff she told me.
Sounded like a bad DMT trip times 10.

Indonesia right?

Rosa is so small and qt

Forgot to mention that it also helps if you’re familiar with lucid dreaming.
I’ve been doing it for years now to cope with insomnia at least 2xWeek, so even when I’m not in a lucid state, my brain automatically dreams my deepest desires and preferred scenarios.
I am in love with Alita so it makes sense. What caught me off guard is me finally getting 100% comfy and getting my 8hours nightly.
I look forward to sleep now.

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How can she heal so well it's absurd

If Dr Alita gave me a blanket I would jerk off with it and blow loads on it till it stood up like a crusty statue.

I know. I love this pic, she's so itty bitty :3

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that's pretty fucking bad, i'm sorry for you user

I think the facial animation in this scene didn't look so good. Maybe it was the fluorescent lighting?

Here's the kiss scene for you, fuck that country.

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It might just be attire and camera angles but looks like Rosa might have lost some weight since the shoot.

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also, RR looks like a fucking alpha-giga-chad here. Them cheekbones and jawline are so defined he makes Ed look soft.

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That is so fucking disgusting. Why would anyone post that?

Close. Malaysia

Oh, and here's the church kiss.

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>My daughter is pure and will remain pure

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Apparently one trick to start getting into lucid dreaming is to get in the habit of asking yourself if you're dreaming. If you do it enough while you're awake then you'll do it in your dreams too and when that happens you'll be able to start lucid dreaming.

WHERE IS MY CUTE PERUVIAN GF AARRRGHHHHH

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Imagine waking up every morning to this

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>It seems it's time for your prostate exam user, bend over.

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Chad status confirmed.

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No she wont Ido. Zapan a gonna tap that ass. She is gonna enjoy it too.

cutting out two very simple kisses is pretty ridiculous :/ sorry user. Hopefully they left in the wholesome Ido-smooch at least.

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Agreed. She looks fine from the side in this scene but her expressions are a little odd from the front.

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If I pull his hat off, will he die?

RR is such a big boy
He plays guitar really well too

>you take that back now

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Like it's not even remotely bad, just a simple make out scene Didn't realize this shit was too much for some audiences.

Dude makes homemade chocolate and strolls around on set with an acoustic guitar playing his own soundtrack. Ed's got nothing on RR.

Do you think he's, you know, bald?

how can a photo be so sweet but lewd at the same time?

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>no hoverhand
C H A D

It would be extremely painful...

He's big enough to play a cyborg in Alita 2, but I don't think he would he's not that kind of director.

>INTER
>LINKED

>You didn't believe hard enough...

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Meanwhile...

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>you have a dirty mind user

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>Dr. Alita offers you a prostate exam
Two weeks of no fap is about to be ruined fantasizing about this.

>homemade chocolate
the factory embossed chocolate Alita eats was made by him the night before c:

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What image would you use as a base?

who the fuck screws up a pocket square that badly

She is such a whore just like Alita.

>how can a photo be so sweet but lewd at the same time?
It's because Rosa is wearing a jacket but no blouse.

Rosa has that natural anime face structure
I love her eyes. She’s has a very animated personality irl too

This one

>user get the fuck out

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Now that's better!

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> RR is 50 years old

>tfw no tiny energetic peruvian gf

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I'm off to bed, anons. Stay /comfy/.

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and, slight parted lips, hands on him. gdit Rosa you snake charmer
>She’s has a very animated personality irl too
yup, every interview she's in she seems very personable and genuine. A woman of the people.

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How lewd

the time of RT had ended

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Meanwhile I'm just some pile of garbage shambling around like a human being and shitposting on Yea Forums.

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Same age difference between Keean and his wife except Sofia's the older one instead

Sleep well user

may you have comfy dreams without lewds

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Requesting behind the scenes photo from Motorball. Please

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Alita is a grown woman Ido. She has needs. There is nothing unhealthy about that.

You're not garbage. It take some people longer than others to find meaning and self worth but you will.

It's about damn time someone made an alternative to that clusterfuck of a website

don't put yourself down like that, user. You can't change life but you can always better yourself if you aren't satisfied. It's always worth the struggle. pic very unrelated lol

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New
New

This confirms it, Hugo was just a self insert for Robert Rodriguez. He literally cast a kid who looks like he did when he was that age.

Deep, profound longing.

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The blow jobs would be amazing.