How does nextflix chose the order for love death and robots

Oh no, am i gay?
My order
>sonnie
>three redditbots
>the witness
>suits
>sucker of souls
>yogurt
>aquila rift
>good hunting
>dump
>shape shifters
>helping hand
>fish night
>licky 13
>zima blue
>blindspot
>ice age
>alt histories
>secret war

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Wait, what was everyone's order? I thought it was all the same.

Does Netflix thinks I'm gay just because I watched that RuPaul episode out of curiosity?

I don't have Netflix, because I'm not gay.

>lucky 13
I didn't think I was capable of feeling emotions like this anymore.

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You listen to Coldplay

Yeh ur gay dude

Yeah but would you have sex with a trap if they were super hot and were coming on to you?

That's why he says it's based on what netflix THINKS you are.

>t. trap enthusiast in the closet

Are you hitting on me?

No, I'm not into dudes.

>tfw I listened to Violet Hill earlier this week
Oh no

That's the gay order, fren. Sorry you discovered it that way. I got that too, was a shocking way to find out. Anyway wanna hook up?

>share an account with my sister and mother
>get all the GIRL POWER episodes straight away
Huh I see how it is.

Straight order

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I know that.
It doesn't make the icon less stupid or heart.

Is this some show that will brainwash me into watching that new Amy Schumer special.

want to know how I know you jerk off to trannies?

Dude charge your phone

What order is the correct piracy order?

Suuuuure

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Because you project your homosexuality onto everyone on the internet while pretending your high school diploma makes you a psychologist.

So you're a bottom?

>faggot with tits

Ain't mine, it's from the faggot in OP's pic. 83% here.

no, because you're talking about "trap vs tranny" like there's a difference, which I usually only see in the trap and tranny threads

That's a transexual or shemale, someone who has undergone surgery. Different from a transgender and not a trap. Read a book, faggot.

These replies are making less sense as they go.

So basic literacy makes someone gay? That's nigger logic, stop replying it's embarrassing.

That's mine too... I share my account with my brother so I get an easy out if this is actually the gay order.

You like getting fucked in the ass.

The trick here being if you watch it at all, you're probably gay

>>sonnie
>>three redditbots
>>the witness
Same for me. I'm into traps but not outiside porn.

You're gay if you fap to anything other than the normal opposite sex

it's gay, but I'd fuck a really cute one desu

>show episodes out of order
>completely new experience
>there is no ark anyway the episodes are self contained
what did netcucks mean by this?
and what is the best order anyway? wiki gives only 1.
was it to confuse the scene?

>basic literacy
as to what? a trap is just a guy who is passable dressed as a woman
that's it; the mindset of the one doing it is immaterial

Netflix enforced homosexuality

>traps are gay because they dress like women but don't necessarily fuck guys
>i'm straight because i jerk off my cock to them
uh.....

Which book about transgenders do recommend mr expert

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Wew this an interesting post. Never seen an user just blatantly out themselves as some low IQ retard so proudly before to an user that he admits is more mentally competent. No idea what you would get out of that but alright.

A tranny is someone from one gender "swapping" to the opposite gender. A trap is generally just a convincing crossdresser, hence the why it's called a trap you fucking idiot.

>as to what?
Anyone able to read would have seen that I answered this long before you asked it. You applying "passability" is subjective, which is not how definitions work. Come back in 9 years when you're old enough to post here, nigger.

More illiteracy. I guess school's out in America.

please seeyour made up definition for trap is just silly
you even use the proper term, "crossdresser", already to distinguish the difference in mindset

Depends on how feminine their penis is.

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They are tho. Stand strong. Theyll show you men with great tits and feminine features, and youll say no because its still a man, bearing XY chromosomes, youre not a faggot, but they will still call you gay because its all they have. Then you just stop replying altogether because youve already said your piece and proven your point.

>faggot with fantasy size boobs
>woman
nigga you gay

>You applying "passability" is subjective
of course it's subjective; if you don't think the person in question is passable, you certainly wouldn't try to take them home based on the false pretense that they are an actual woman when in fact they are not
hence the term "trap"

Are you retarded? Wait why am i even asking we already established you are.
It's not a made up definition that's literally the definition. Why the fuck do you think it's called a trap? Do you think this is some new word for it or something? This shit has been called as such for over a decade nearly two at this point that's literally what it means.

Keep embarrassing yourself more go ahead but nothing you say changes empirical facts and reality dumbass.

I don't even like real chicks with fake tits, nevermind ones with a penis

Watch Stealth (2005)

He actually claimed the opposite of that moron

How aware is Netflix that I like feminine penises? I haven't watched the show at all.

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If you are a man and want to have a dick anywhere inside you, you are gay. It's that simple

the word "trap" has existed, but the phenomenon of using it as a sub-genre of "man dressed as chick" is new
the reason for the person dressing as a woman, be it for sexual fetish or because they're transitioning, has no bearing on if they are a trap
a tranny can be a trap, and a crossdresser can be a trap
whether they are or are not a trap is based on the subjective observations of other people around them
they can be a trap to one person, but not another

Pheromones. Simple as that.

What if a woman was fucking you with a dildo

do you have acid for blood?

...thats exactly my order.

that's actually even gayer than man-on-man sex
at least then it's a fucking man dominating you

interesting...

Everyone had the same order and Netflix is full of shit.

No. HIV, maybe?

this
unless the whole internet compares notes, Netflix can just say the sample size is too small

Best To Worst;
> Beyond the Aquila Rift
A space horror with an ending that will leave you terrified about ever journeying into space.
> Lucky 13
Stealth remake with some good questions about machines and superstition
>Three Robots
Best characterisation of the series, even if Reddit tier
> When The Yogurt Took Over
Interesting psychological questions about leaders
> Zima Blue
Flawed execution but poses interesting questions about nature of humanity
> Ice Age
Flawed execution but poses interesting questions about nature of humanity
> Fish Night
A WTF ending helped this to be memorable
> Shape-Shifters
What if Werewolves fought in Afghanistan? An epic concept turned into a passable story with a few good emotional moments
> Secret War
Fairly generic concept but with a good execution
> Good Hunting
Disjointed storyline that promised more interesting aspects than what it delivered
> Suits
Secret War, but done with stereotypical farmers in an empty setting with mechs
> Helping Hand
Gravity remake
> Sucker of Souls
Generic Vampire storyline
> The Witness
Overly stretched for a simple concept
> Blindspot
Lacking motivation beyond a line of dialogue and having no tension upon a rewatch.
> Sonnie's Edge
Feminist propoganda about a rape victim who fights in pits, where she relives her trauma constantly - oh and the main villain is an evil white guy.
> The Dump
A generic storyline about someone owning a monster - oh and you see old man penis.
> Alternate Histories
A bland repeated concept with recycled animation being used repeatedly that sequel baits.

Im gay that loves dicks on men.
I just downloaded ALL episodes from my russian torrent site.

Here is what i loved the most as a gay man:

1) that episode where people have sex on space station - if i was a little hornier i would definitely just jerk of on screenshots of Blue Goose or what hes called on english
2) the Dracula episode - because all characters are men + Dracula has a pepe visible
3) Werewolves in Iraque episode

plus it has some male nudity episodes like that Junkyard monster or Fox Girl that are not fappable but still its dick showing so im appreciating some male nudity.

loving the show so far.
But first three episodes are pure trash (first was pokemon feminist battle VS rock monster, second about robots in post apocalyptic city and third is that girl running through endless loop ).

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1 and 4 are pretty fucking gay what are you talking about
Dracula episode even has gay jokes and a gay character (little professor wishing to suck ginger bear cock)

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Exactly. Their analysis AI or what passes for it has you categorized based on what you watch. They also study where you pause.

Note the weasel words in Netflix's response -- they don't have that info, which is technically true as they don't ask nor store a statement from you that you are gay.

explain this?

How do Netflix claim not to have Gender/Sex detailed when it is required when signing up?

Do you listen to Coldplay?

Is pegging gay if the chick is hot?

How would you rate based on style? Good Hunting was pleasant to look at.

My top 3 were
1)Zima
2)Aquila
3)Good Hunting

Agree with Dump and Alt History being the worst.

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They dont ask if that's a cock your mouth, or are you just using the remote with your tongue.

see

>Is pegging gay if the chick is hot?
Well do you yell"POUND ME HARD BRO" while she wears cowboy boots and a fake beard, while she burns a cigarette on your back?

I recommend you start with a quick read.
>A New Way to Be Mad

>So many people on Yea Forums getting the "feminine penis" order

>knowing the difference

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You watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and go on /ck/

>thread derailed with another "r trapz gey hahehetergrbg" discussion

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Have sex change

Want to know how I know you're gay

Oh fugg, guess I've got the gays now too.

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If you ever macrame'd yourself a pair of jean shorts

they look at your white blood cell count from your last blood test

You are male and you have a Netflix subscription.

I'm straight but I'd fuck it

So I'm pretty drunk, and when you said "Love, Death, and Robots on Netflix" I thought you were talking about Evangelion lol

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Netflix is literally judging what you watch and saying "yeah, that nigga gay!"

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reminder that by the only true law, Roman law, pitching can never be gay.

if your boyfriend's dick tastes like shit

There's only one order you braindead fucks

like bags of sand

this only makes me wanna suck her cock harder desu

I was wondering why some people were saying they were getting Aquila Rift as their first episode.
Does Netflix also account for monster fetishists?

If someone marathons Sense 8 everyday

>tfw no sexy cosmic horror to coddle your pathetic fragile reality paradigm so the true hellish existence of reality destroys your fragile mind

;_;

Would you date a guy and have a boyfriend? Then you're gay.

However, if you just like dicks, and wouldn't date a man, then you're not gay. It's just that simple.

Did you not watch all of Sonnies Edge? The rape happened but it’s not what gives her an edge, that’s just a red herring for her actual edge being that her actual consciousness is in the beast.

I had the sexy lesbian monster Sonnies edge episode first wtf
I was very glad to see some 3D boobs.
The second was the 3 robots, and the third the sexy stripper murder, also, more boobs.

Is it that really the straight order? The lack of boobs is alarming.

Same list for me.

TWO Alistair Reynolds adaptations. TWO.

And they were both great! It's too good to be true

Tim Miller confirmed there are different orders. youtu.be/NjhWFQ4ii6Q

Can't be, Yoghurt would be last.

The generic default order is apparently Sonnie's Edge first. I have seen a handful of people on social media when the series first came out saying they got Aquila Rift first.
Wouldn't make much sense for Aquila first to be the homo order since it features a gratuitous heterosexual sex scene.
Could just be completely random.

>tits
>reddit
>tits and bush
>meh cartoon for little kids
>decent cartoon
It thinks you're an unintelligent straight male normie
that was my order too

It's not info they have, it's info they've deduced. You can tell if someone is gay or straight pretty easily given their Netflix profile. For quite a long time Netflix has been changing the thumbnails based on your taste. So if you tend to see a lot of thumbnails of guys, couples of guys, etc. You're either a woman or a gay.

I've tested this myself, next time you go to your buddy's house just take a look at their netflix profile and if you see a lot of good looking actors in the thumbnails then suck his dick cause he wants it.

Just read the novel instead.

The order is likely semi-random or based off whether you like anime/adult cartoons and the "journalist" just claimed is based on gayness because all they think about is faggotry.

What's the Trump supporter order?

What an odd thing to claim with no support whatsoever.

Some of the episoded I like the feel and concepts of but every one of them was some sort of ideological propaganda I just couldnt get past. I simply skipped some of them cause of that and others where just too fucking stupid to watch.

any fucking discussion on this board is denegrated to "muh feels" bullshit withing a few minutes.
Fuck you all for allowing this, hope you die. I just wanted to talk about films.

You should enjoy what you can because the second season will lay it on much thicker and also suffer from True Detective/VICE syndrome

I'm half way through watching this and when i was watching it the first time i noticed the urge to get off to trannies in cages, did that happen to anyone else, i mean im not gay so clearly its netflix doing it

Try putting a dick in your mouth. Your own if it's easier.

If it tastes like salty milk and coins, you're gay.

Trap: a gay male presenting as female to trap straight males into sex.
Trans: a mentally ill person who believes themselves to be a biological gender other than that they were born as.
Crossdresser: someone that likes to dress in the glothers of the opposite gender, not necessarily for sexual purposes.
Rampaging asshungry faggot imbecile: you, so shut the fuck up.

>paying for netflix

It depends. If she’s using a strap on, then yes, if she’s using her own penis then hell yes.

this post right here is how it knows if you're gay

You remember being a kid going on sleepovers at a friend's house and you'd all stay up way late playing vidya running around and stuff?
Remember when you'd wake up and there'd be that weird faint musk that everyone had when you first got up? That's the smell of Male. And every one of you fag enabling fanooks that fantasize about that would be subjected to a smell 100x worse than that if you ever got to live that faggot crap out IRL. It would be disgusting. You idiot virgins don't know what you want.

>/ck/ not /lgbt/ or /cgl/
/ck/ has more testosterone than this soiee board

>waaaah i dont have a gf

GAYS BTFO

It would be probably be pretty easy to infer your sexual orientation, or some other personal data, by what you watch.

Im not gay, i just want to pound trap boypussies and put their feminine penises in my mouth.

Right? "Yeah we have no idea which users watch a shit ton of gay movies."

Anzu Jamu is a woman not a trap.

wait how are people able to tell that's a tranny?

EXACTLY

My ex seemed to think I was gay. I don't.
Shit is confusing.

:D

they tricked us! it was all gay! the whole thing was gay!

It's to give viewers more to talk about on the most superficial level possible.

Honestly if I was rolling in pussy I wouldnt give them a second thought but because that isnt the case they cross my mind. Ill get dozens of trap/crossdresser/shemale types hit me up per girl on shit like fetlife. Same reason dudes in prison eventually start getting blowjobs then full on fucking.

>Feminist propoganda about a rape victim who fights in pits, where she relives her trauma constantly - oh and the main villain is an evil white guy.

Imagine being too dumb for a Netflix show

Did you try having sex with her?

you are watching netflix