Is she a good MJ?

Is she a good MJ?

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>shitskin MJ

Face it, tiger, you just hit the blackpot.

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Why does she look good here but absolute dogshit in the movie?

she is fucking hideous. I am not even white. wtf is going on with hollywood

>hire a girl who looks like a model to play Mary Jane, a girl who becomes a model
>Have her character be a frumpy nerd who acts nothing like MJ and dress her down completely for the role

Why?

I like zendaya but her very inclusion ends up being a 4th wall break, bad choice. And why do people hate gingers so much? Is it because low test

>be a sheboon
>have zero ass
lmao

No not at all. MJ was supposed to be popular with everyone. Gwen stacy was your girl next door then their was MJ. Mj was a supermodel who knew she was hot but didn't act on it and kept a distance with everyone but was very sweet and caring.

She's was a head turner. Everyone would look at her the second she walked into a room even if she was wearing sweat pants. She was kind of Peters payoff for having a shitty life up to that point.

Movie MJ is basically the exact opposite mentally speaking physically... atleast she's not fat.

VERY very kino legs

I wish more women wore collars like that. Looks sharp and orderly.

Not her fault she has a white momma

She's perfect for anything desu.

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I want to find out if she is a good BJ.

Do you think Weinstein came inside her mulatto pussy?

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Look she's super fuckable and I'd 100% keep her pregnant for life, but MJ is a white redhead girl. Not a black girl.
>How's Zac Efron for playing T'challa?
Bad.

Fuck no. MuttJ is the worst MJ. Kirsten Dunst version is miles ahead of her, mainly because she's a white redhead like MJ is fucking supposed to be and Raimi didn't give a fuck about checking off liberal agenda boxes.

You're a very lucky man OP.

I was a millisecond away from calling the Yea Forumsengers on you for making a pedo thread.

>Why does she look good here but absolute dogshit in the movie?

Cause she's meant to. They're obviously going to pull the teen movie trick where she gets a makeover and everyone goes whoa at her suddenly being hot

i want to be carried by her but upside down and hanging off her back with my face on her ass while she walks so i can have my face in her butt while she walks. or maybe invent some contraption like a dolly that i can kneel on while she pulls me along with a rope attached to a buttplug but also it’s a leash attached to my nose.

yeah I guess she could pass for michael jackson

we will never know

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I wish The Weinsteinator would release a book of all the material that he's harvested. Like a compendium of all the tight ass he's ripped through with some comments about them included. Like the Mein Kampf of succulent move star rapes. Would be kino as fuck.

That's what they said about Rose Tico in Canto Bight and look what didn't happen.

How well can she moonwalk?

No but I like the character so I'm okay with her staying. They should've just given her a new name though.

It’s a bait and switch. She’s going to be Ironheart and replace Iron Man when he dies in Endgame.

>dying
tony gets trapped in an alternate timeline

Imagine being the make up and costume design guys.
>Thick asian woman lands square in your lap
>"Right lads, lets make her hot as fuck, this is star wars, we got slave girls. What's the brief?"
>Intern awkwardly reads out her character description while Kelly sits there smiling at you.
>Your job is literally to make this 7/10 into a frumpy asian amy schumer.
Bet that shit hurt

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>flat nose
>brown skin
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>flat nose

nothing funnier than me than the insane inadequacy brown skins have when they realize how common their features are

No they didn't.

What's wrong with Michelle Jones?

Am in disbelief, she's actually pretty good looking goddamn and not some chubby square gook

>7/10
I mean, she's not ugly by any means, but 7/10 is a little high I think

Don't get me wrong, she's not Miss Saigon or anything, but she's not exactly ugly. They would have had to literally design her to be frumpier, uglier and chunkier than she actually is.

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I'm a thirsty bastard :D

>REEEEE!! NOOOO. PLEASEEEE SHE'S WHITE!!!

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The mouse really pulled a sneaky on her

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Brown skin??? Chick is beige.

Friendly reminder that Mulatto Hispanic girls are top-tier

>Usually bilingual
>Knows spanish which is more respectable than creole
>Hispanic culture instead of American nigger "culture"
>Knows how to do spanish dances like salsa instead of twerking to booty gorilla music
>Doesn't dress like a ghetto hooker
>Know how to cook spanish dishes instead of "Black cuisine"
>Worships the white cock

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How do I get one of my own?

Name??

upside: they are insatiable
downside: they don't believe in protection or birth control

Look for Dominicans. They have a ton of half black girls since they share the same island as Haitians. Their sex game is on point but be warned they can be a little psycho

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You gave two upsides there

nope, but I wish they made her look pretty instead of like shit

That's only a downside if you don't have a middle class job before you're thirty and fail to snag one out of the ghetto before she hits sixteen. You've got to hunt for these girls like a goddammed predator, and use your natural advantages to lift her out of the shitty situation and make her see you as her saviour so you can put some babies in her.

Makeup and photoshopping her to look more white in both skin tone and physical features

You can't be this retarded user

>"If I fucked them" by Harvey

Shit would make millions.

top kek

When will the gingercaust end?

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Can we just not let niggers do things? We've trialed the whole 'freedom' thing with them and they just shit the place up, chimp out and make the whole world dirty.

Michelle Jones is infinitely better than Mary Jane Watson. Watson was always a shit character that was just hot and always in distress.

who is the 2nd Iris West? what was she on?

Hit a nerve, libtard?

she'll be in the new flash movie

I'm not the one bitching and moaning, user.

>libtard
You need to be 18 to post here, kid.

Honestly read Michael Jackson

These past few weeks were brutal hee hee

>She-Ra

Can we get a She-Ra movie? That shit was so goddamn wholesome. And gay. But wholesome too, so completely unlike modern hollywood, which is debauched and filthy behind a veneer of propriety.

Cliche reponse. Have you been replying for hours at this point to random bs?

>not cliche to cry about imagined libtards

no

>I am not even white.

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ah. fucking hate ezra but now I hope the movie REALLY gets canceled

Too dark to play michael jackson

cringe

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Wtf?

>They can be just as ghetto as black Americans if not more.
>Who cares what other foreign languages they speak.
>Salsa was created by Blacks not Spaniards. Their dishes are not “Spanish” either.

What does this even have to do with Zendaya (who is American)?

she probably got the worst deal out of TLJ. The director puts her in a burlap bag with an anime haircut to play the least popular character in the movie, and she's a literal who so she didn't even get a good payday out of it.

>Basing it solely on who you think is hotter
and you people tell others to have sex

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>>They can be just as ghetto as black Americans if not more.

Keyword "can"

>>Who cares what other foreign languages they speak.

It's extremely attractive when you date someone who knows multiple languages you faggot. Youre children can be multilingual

>>Salsa was created by Blacks not Spaniards. Their dishes are not “Spanish” either.

We wuz Spaniards!

>What does this even have to do with Zendaya (who is American)?

I was just stating how mulatto hispanic girls shit all over regular mulatto girls like Zendaya.

Now kindly fuck off

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>black girl without a fat ass or curly hair
NO THANKS

>five kids
>an upside

zoomers/boomers are not allowed to post here

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