You can't defeat me

You can't defeat me.

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What were they thinking?

That I'd be horny and they were right

de feet?

>"I am the goddess of death! What are you the god of again?"

>"deep kissing your asshole and sucking your tits"

Is what I would have said

>Neil.
who was neil?

HOW THE FUCK was Kate so fucking hot in this? She was never hot in any other movie, maybe pretty in LOTR, but she is known for her good acting, not her looks.

Then, Im watching Thor Ragrok and its LIKE WOAHHHH BONER TIME!!!

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>She was never hot in any other movie
She was always hot, you complete homo.

forgettable third act
capeshit

I want to declothe you.

Hes right though, but she was pretty good in titanic

why would i wan't to de-feet her?

She pulls off that goth mommy look and makes lil pps tingle.

>Hela will never shit her death goddess diarrhea right down your throat
jdimsa

This is from ragnarok right? I stopped watching around 20-30 minutes in, don't know how marvelfags stand the tone being completely ruined every 5 seconds by a shitty drawn out quip or joke. The exact moment I stopped, thor was captured by slavers, and they play some dumb joke about him screaming, and them not believing he is a god.

>"you can defeat me"
>"i know someone who can though"
>*summons the demon who just destroys the planet*
Capeshit has the worst villains.

You don't get hammered before watching capeflicks?

to be fair that particular movie was a comedy though

Then they shouldn't sell it as a sci-fi superhero flick. Or try to include serious moments in a comedy, like thor's dad fucking dying. Why are they cracking jokes after losing their dad?

i'm just not sure if unironic capeshit fans are worse than this poster or if they're basically on the same level of mental disability

She's killed millions...

found the virgin

It was literally directed by a dude whose only other works is a comedy about vampires and a comedy music show.

Ok I just want to sniff your feet.

Maybe I can't, but Shadman's degeneracy will

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they were thinking, "there's no fucking way we'll be able to get Cate Blanchett here twice"

I'M THE GODDESS OF DEATH BITCH

>Not putting Hela in the dominant role
Shad is a pleb

nah, you're the pleb
she's portrayed as a dom in the film, all the weak faggots fall in love with her and keep her dom
the chad knows that the best subs are the ones you have to break

Her helmet looks like it would make it a pain the ass to go through a normal size door

I'm surprised they wouldn't use her as Thanos subject of his affection during Infinity War. It would have been a lot more interesting than the "too many people" angle.

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Not him, but What We Do in the Shadows is a very good flick tho. It makes great usage of the mockumentary format.

I think Thor Ragnarok loses it's steam the moment it tries to get serious for the resolution of the plot points.

oh no,whatever will I do with my std-free body

Superior mommy coming through

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maledom/femsub in general is just plebshit because that's the most normalfag dynamic. There is nothing more common or more boring than a man dominating a woman

Unironically the only time I've ever masturbated in a movie theatre was to this film. Fuck, she was hot. Sprayed all over the back of the seat some roastie was sitting in.

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>What We Do in the Shadows
a reddit flick for a reddit bug man.

it's literally just the eyeliner.

>muh half breeds
the movie

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At this point you might just replace every word in your posts by reddit mate. People will get the message.

>user thinks he is unique and cool for wanting to submit to a woman

lol ok

The hair too.

Who are you quoting?

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DC is so shit

I AM OMEGA

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>worships the goddess of death

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Looks like a warhammer villian

Imagine if you were Thor. Would you join her side and betray your father and people if she allowed you to hump her feet and lick her ass once every full moon?

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she's his sister, user.

So yes?

Does he not understand how powerful Hela is? Shadman a shit

Have sex

Came to post this. Never found her hot in other movies but i want to go down on hera

>tfw only found her hot in that movie where shes the teacher

Shes boner fuel in that movie.

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Fruitless. No "man" could ever satisfy her.

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To me this is where pretty much all Disney's Marvels The Star Wars fail. They know their audience can't really handle more than 5 minutes of real drama, so they inject inappropriate humor for the majority of their movies.

Keep trying to justify your latent sissydom, faggot.