Movie is set in new york

>ftw I make this face at pretty much everyone I don't know

It really is because I can't be assed to do anything more than that, and i dont want to just deadpan people like a fucking autist

Cops here are chill from what I've experienced. I literally jaywalk in front of them and talk shit with them and they don't care.

LA is a different story.

means you're an aspie, I don't mean this as an insult

went there about 18 years ago. saw some weirdos dancing on rooftops

NYC is the only shithole I've been to where people actually honk their horns at your before the light turns green just so you're paying attention once it does

This explains it all

youtu.be/WozJf-c7oq8

Remember when Spider-Man said "hey watch out I'm swinging here"

It means you're larping as ryan gosling too hard

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I think it was just that particular moment.

I found cops in LA a mixed bag. I had encounters quite a bit while on drugs because I sped my car a lot and somehow always managed to talk my way out of things or at least distract from the fact that I was really high.

I always found that cops are generally reasonable people who appreciate if you treat them like a person. They're just doing their job. A few bullies out there but that's with anything.

If cops went hothead every time someone jaywalked in nyc, it would be like escape from ny. They are pretty relaxed for the most part.

Last time I was in manhatten I saw some tall crack head lookin black dude belting out “GET THE FUCK TO WORK, FUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT”. Just screaming at the top of his lungs over and over, swear I heard him for 2 blocks before It faded out

You think anyone here gives a fuck about jaywalking?

Big city cops for the most part are like that. Same in Chicago surprisingly, but that's probably because they're dealing with way worse shit.

I remember being 17 walking around downtown Chicago with friends when we all cracked open beers. We were just walking down the sidewalk drinking beers when the cops pulled up and ran our IDs. When they let us off we went to go throw our beers away and one cop goes "What're you throwing those away for? Those are perfectly good beers"

I drive a full sized cargo in the heart of nyc every day

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One of the often over-looked consequences of 9/11 is that it hugely improved the public perception of NYC. Before 9/11, most people fucking hated New York. New York was widely regarded as being like the Paris of America, populated by stuck-up assholes who take pointless pride in living in a densely populated urban shithole. After 9/11, however, the country felt the need to rally around New Yorkers because of how tragic it all was and we must come together as a nation and invade Iraq and so on. New York itself, however, did not somehow become better as a result of 9/11 like a person might after growing through hardship. America needs to go back to hating New York.

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More like crime went way down and then then large swaths of midtown got turned into disneyland so fat fucks from the midwest feel safe enough to come clog up the sidewalk

This guy is literally the most stereotypical Italian-American there is...

Start at 2:00

youtu.be/cf8zxj7n1cs

America is scary. Americans are

>very fat
>very lazy
>very stupid
>very rude

MOOOOOOOOTTTTT

Damn, that must suck ass

That's from Back to the Future 2

>I deliver pizzas for my cousin's place

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In my country honking without reason would get your car smash by an iron rod.

>watch it Heidi

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based 3rd world favela or slavic bomb range

Adam's apple is more prominent on right

She wanted that D

A lot of people also don't obey the traffic, this especially true with taxi drivers who beat red lights.

he's only 20? i thought he was like 35

Are Italians White?

So did Howie lmao

fucking retard audience fucking up the rhythm with their shitty clapping

I get paid by the hour so I can't complain

Americans, its normal there.

>i’m Thinking sugar and spice and everything nice
>to Mel B
>I like the way you look tonight
>Heidi
That’s pretty chad desu

fuck no

I worked with Italians like this in West Chester for like a year. Was simultaneously the funniest and most annoying shit ever. Felt like I was in a Sopranos scene everyday.

I bet they can cook though

if anyone doesn't think these people were simply hired to play a mafia-like role, i feel sorry for them

>whad is this? Steel?

I bet they're overweight though

I bet they deserve to be nuked though

No?

youtu.be/VemR3_L8NEk

That actually was a very good performance

jesus christ this is peak new york

>reality tv is 100% real bro! producers totally don't manufacture the performers to create hype and help their viral marketing campaigns bro!
all right then buddy

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

This was even better

GO FIND THOSE ALITA AUTISTS AND SEE IF THEY GOT THE OTHER THUMB

>visit NYC
>whites are like 20% of the people I see
Hollywood lied to me.

I hate this Wojack.

>large swaths of midtown got turned into disneyland
What do you mean?

Show it your pee pee

I know black people think its the “I hate blacks” face but I really just make this face for everybody because i’ve never been happy or confident enough to go for a full smile

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Don't worry about it user, your facial expressions will always be racist.

EY TONY

as a canadian the horn honking was insane.

here if somebody honks its personal but it seemed like thats how NYC drivers were communicating with each other

I must be a horrible human being because I never stopped disliking New Yorkers.

To be fair Europeans (French, Italian, German) are more rude.

>order NY style pizza
>guy shows up, shoves the box in my hands and says ‘ayyy here’s ya friggin’ pizza!’
>I’m like wow this really is NY style!

Times square is now a pedestrian walking zone filled with people in Elmo suits trying to grift stupid tourists ambling their way of of tgi fridays and applebee's. Untill the mid-late 90s it was still porno theaters and tranny hookers. The transition to disneyland started under giuliani and continued under bloomberg. I'm not trying to say that 80s times square was some golden age, but no one who actually lives here will willingly go to times square

I'm not rude

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You're not White though.

What counts as white?

Why do whites make this face?

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it's the "I hate niggers" face

Embarrassment for non whites

what the fuck

God tier

I don't want to be the same race as them, so no.

this is stupid

I cried

You know this guy daydreams about being in the rat pack

New York is literally mankind’s greatest achievement.

did they willingly go when it was pornos and trannies

no. it's the flushable toilet

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>jaywalk
Lol what is this flyover shit

I bet the garlic just melts though

No.

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>Israel

this. NYC is the only place where a car horn is neutral because you can't really raise the noise floor

Absolutely kino image

>movie is set in Philadelphia
>People humming eye of the tiger in front of the art museum

>movie is set in Washington, DC
>no understanding of where the various famous buildings and monuments are in relation to each other.

Lesser thans think they can speak to me

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ah-bloo-bloo

I bet you're a fag though

Happens sometimes. The site is badly coded when it comes to processing image uploads that came at the same time. Sometimes you end up with somebody else's thumbnail, somtimes it links to their whole image, sometimes the thumbnail is that of somebody else's image but squashed to the proportions of your image. Basically there's a bunch of race conditions in the server, and it's been that way for years and years. Had it happen at least 3 times to me.

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It's the "I want my bully to fuck my girlfriend" face

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Nobody who's wise drives into that shithole.

People don't think it be like it is but it do.
-the late Oscar gamble

>new york movie
>'BAPDAPDADADA BAPDAPDADADA start spreadin the news' starts playing

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I bet they were all cousins

Even visiting I didn't want to stay there long. Walking through it once was enough.