Fuck james corden

I knew what this was before I even clicked, fat faggot should be dumped in the ocean

>Americans keep taking our shitty meme celebrities just as we start getting disgusted with them
>This is Britain's fault
This is your reminder that you Americans gave a second career to PIERS FUCKING MORGAN

>fat faux cockney geezer twat tries to look hard because he never did in whetherspoons growing up where he would have found out acting like this would have gotten your teeth knocked out anywhere else

He has never been anything more than that funny fat kid. And once that wore thin very quickly, he has nothing. The most unfunny celebrity along with Will Ferrell.

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In what way is Corden wrong here?

Patrick Stewart is a fine actor, but his public speaking is beyond cringe

>I can see your b-belly

>when even your best friend hates you forever

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>They can all see you dying
Top fucking banter

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Shades of Jonah here from both of these men, yikes

well obviously it hasn't worn thin at all

I don't know the full context, but from this clip how is Stewart not in the wrong here?

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>Disappears from English tv after making numerous garbage shows and running the small amount of goodwill he had left from Gavin and Stacey into the ground.
>Randomly shows up in America one day with his own late night talk show
>now the insufferable cunt shows up in big studio trash and kids films.

I just don't understand how or why the Americans allowed this but you guys can keep him.

>second career to PIERS FUCKING MORGAN
He then came back and we gave him a third one to be fair.

We need more time!

Eye can see yore behlee

what was this over?

I only know him as the fat homo playing a husband on Dr. Who.

He might be unfunny, but he's still funnier than any american. Be glad he's introducing a bit of comedy into your 56% shithole.

Fat rich idiot not used to being spoken to in a none simpering way

No, Patrick was taking the piss and Corden went ahead and got his feelings hurt like the insufferable cunt that he is.

James Corden can't take the banter.

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Pretty sure Corden’s shithole is larger than 56%

Corden or the bald guy?

I can think of a worse host. At least Corden is harmless.

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no fuck you, we tried to get rid of him, nobody likes him here but as soon as we were able to set him adrift you gave him a fucking late night show

My mates dad owns a luxury car service that drive celebs around and apparently James Corden as well as being a typical stuck up douche was also constantly on the prowl for young women (despite being married for the last 7-8 years) This was a while ago and before he moved to the states but don't be surprised if you see him get me too'd eventually because he talked openly to at least 2 drivers about getting women "so drunk he can do whatever he wants".

Also unrelated but I heard from the same source that Simon Cowell used their services to literally cruise for rent boys but that is hardly a surprise to anyone, don't know why he bothered with his sham marriage desu as everything about him screams massive homosexual.

Corden

He doesn't work in Britain, everyone hates him. For some reason Americans love taking our celebrity rejects and making them really fucking rich. John Oliver could not get arrested on television in the UK and Piers Morgan is literally the most hated man in the country.

BRO HE'S A FAT SMUG SOUTHERN ENGLISH FAT PRICK
HE'S A FUCKING MINTER
JUST GLAD HE'S NOT SCOTTISH BUT WE HAVE OUR SHARE OF FAGS TOO.

KINHELL MATE KEEP IT DOWN TRYING TO A CROSSY ERE

Though ironically Craig Ferguson is totally unknown in Scotland or Britain at all except as an extremely obscure stand up comic from the 80s but I've only ever heard glowing praise for him from Americans, and they gave his show to this thing.

Shoot the fat fucking dickhead, we don't want him back here in the UK
You can take Claudia Winkleman too

>You now remember Matthew Horne.
>You now remember Horne and Corden trying to market themselves as a comedy double act
>You now remember their abomination of a sketch show.
I didn't ask for this

Seth Meyers and John Oliver are still worse

>That 2009-2012 period where he was literally forced on the British public on every major channel in pretty much every tv format, from sitcoms to awards shows to sketch shows to panel shows.
It's probably the main reason people seem to have him. Just that ridiculous oversaturation of him in that period

But Jimmy Kimmel is the worst

Shitty late night hosts Britain has given America:
Corden
John 'Current Year' Oliver
Shitty home grown American hosts:
Jimmy 'Cryin' for a Lion' Kimmel
Jimmy 'HAHAHAHA' Fallon
Seth 'Too irrelevant for a pun' Meyers
Stephen 'Two Scoops Colbert
Conan 'Haitian Falsification' O'Brien

Cordens the least of your problems

based. Stewart was acting like a massive fag.

Sorry mate, but everyone in Britain thinks he's a fucking whopper. Absolute fat cunt who no one misses

>James Corden is a national treasure
And the nation is Ghana

>He doesn't work in Britain
he's FILTH like John Oliver:
Failed
In
London
Try
Hollywood

Fallon honestly isn't so bad compared to the others

corden is secretly gay. i know it.

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