Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities

Jiggly

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yes but Connelly was maybe the hottest woman of all time. Portman was cute, but nowhere near J con

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What did she mean by this?

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>tfw there is a qt at work who looks exactly like a young winona ryder (same body too)

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Fuck off, Bob

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end yourself

is this the closest to anime as humanly possible?

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reminder that harry dean stanton tasted that pusy

terrible lack of webms

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working on that

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cringe

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cringe

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has anyone actually seen "career opportunites"

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nnngggggghhhh

Somebody autistically posts her from that movie in Final Fantasy VII threads on Yea Forums.

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WHAT?!

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extremely good taste sir

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was

...

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Gross

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ok this thread is degenerate, im outta here

Gayest shit i've ever read

No

i dont get why this 10/10 would get with an old guy that looks like he works at a gas station in the south

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the fact that ff7 threads are made often enough for there to be recurring notable posters is pretty autistic

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is this prime WOMAN? as a gender?

it is hard, borderline impossible, find this level of perfection.

> (goes to a porn website and there are women like that getting cum all over the face.)

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holy shit. it predicted the future

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>fattie
This is the perfect body size, stupid queer

teen connelly is best connelly

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>ms horowitz u haev been sentenced to be my gf

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Yes. Not only was she perfect, she was perfect for 20+ years.

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ah-bloo-bloo

gadot fan?

reported this thread, actress discussion not relevant to roles

cock in the ass fan

fag

hwo do get girl to look at me like this?

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ah-bloh-BLOH!

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Whats going on here

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get a load of this guy

Just B you're self

On the commentary for Alien theyre asking him how he felt about the one scene and he responded "I dunno I was thinking about pussy" and then he let out this dirty old man laugh.

Watch Hot Spot, good film and she's pure eye candy.

The jannies banned me. Reported me to mods. The mods banned me longer. And I am still here, niggers.

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sweet lord almighty on the heavenly throne those nippies

jannies wont recover from this

how do you know that? how do you know him ?

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and they did it FOR FREE lmao

lmao

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based

I inferred it from his post

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all these webms have me wondering what the fuck the plot to this movie could possibly be where all the characters seem to do is fuck around an empty target store

burglars show up too

that was a stunt ass btw

Winona wins

why dont they just clone her and give one to every man. it's only fair

I can't imagine being so wrong.

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and?

she is fucking ugly with OK tits what's the big deal?

based as hell.

Boobies, boobies, yum yum yum :)

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ah-bloo-blooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

she certainly had a type

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Just lower your standards. The incel epidemic would be solved if you uggos would just settle for other uggos.

low quality bait

Yet she ended up with the tall, blonde haired guy. Will blonde men ever not be cucked?

ur a faggot lmao

Wrong

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I hate this movie. It never delves into each character. The scene where they are sitting at the table and they start talking about how they went to the same school and she never noticed or anything, felt rushed. And then by the next scene none of that even mattered.

Hi Jimmy

>imblying i have high standards
>deliberately ignoring the fact that women are the ones who dont settle for their level of aesthetics

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LOL!

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don't wanna make you sad anons but

she was being fucked by old men for years

that's the thing with John Hughes. He writes all his movies in like 3 days each.

the only purpouse of the movie is to showcase Jcon's boobies

goddammit im so l

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why are big-tittied brunettes the best bruh's?

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Didn’t Hughes disown this film? I’m grateful for the prime J-Conn but the film is shit.

>A girl will never stand by your side and make that face.

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It's young Jennifer Connelly in a John Hughes movie. From the period when he still made good movies.

How have I not heard of this?

Such a hot head,right?

what a guy

This is what a 10 looks like gentleman

If we ever perfect sexbots I want one that looks exactly like this

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he was a real pusy enthusiast!

me too bro
can't wait to make it happen

only the titty gifs obviously

She's 48 years old and she still looks fantastic, absolutely 10/10 generics.

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>tfw got a warning for posting this image in a JCon thread before
fuck you mods

winona in FF Coppola's Dracula is the only one who can match prime Jcon

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Shut the fuck up

>commit armed hold-up in a mall
>don't at least have your way with prime jencon

my suspension of disbelief dropped hard with this movie.

my ex girlfriend looked like her

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I love Winona but there's no match in their prime.

Pierce Brosnan needs to call Paul Bettany and give him advice on making her a thicc milf. I hope we get to live in that timeline.

Yes the Japanese already made her a literal 2D waifu; who else can say they bridged the gap?

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>still looks fantastic

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pics or fuk off

pics

wrong image damn it...now I can't find my webm/gif of the critical scene

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What the fuck happened?

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I WANT TO KYS MYSELF, AHHHHHH

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eyebrows aint thick enough. eyes aint blue enough. fuckin slant eyes can see straight

I was lying to try to seem like a big guy. I never had a girlfriend.

Because they weren't trying to make her as she is. The pic on the right is canonically "Japanese"

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fukn liar, post them now, you cant get out of this

this thread is torture

this thread is torture

/lgbt/ pls go

fuck are you talking about, there are way more hot girls with ugly guys than vice versa

I don't think I could handle having a gf so beautiful. I'd become a jealous, paranoid mess.

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nice. thanks

Okay, WOW.

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thanks ms skeletal

Prime JConn is the epitome of sexy. Prime Noni is the epitome of cute.

Watched it when I was a kid. The main character is one of the most annoying characters ever.

If she didn’t shave and flashed me wearing a sundress I’d probably squirt a thick load in my underwear haha imagine lads that would be so weird

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her unibrow is a deal breaker

And with this image I destroy your thread.

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ok

have sex
have sex

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Why?

this only gives me hope

harry dean stanton was based af

same

this man was drinking the nectar of the gods

The DeNiro/Pacino pairing of cunnyseurs

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She could've had any man on earth, so she tried a guy with an interesting personality.

nah

Do you think he performed cunnilingus on her? Or was that not a thing back then?

knowing HDS, he performed analingus

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I want a threesome with these two girls

overrated as all fuck. Get laid

Gay as fuck. Get fucked.

Absolutely based. He did it before it was even a thing.

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Yes.

ASS

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my dude lol whatre ya doin

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I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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anal is disgusting btw

That's older, she is still not on her ideal weight and this user is right

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You're a fucking faggot, dude.

yea sure kid whatever you say

Alright I've seen enough of her sneaking around a department store with marty mcfly jr. there, just post the ones of her on the beach and let's be done with it.

mods pocketed it

She had gotten too old by then. Sge was prettier when she was younger.

She needed to lose 25 pounds

This makes me uncomfortable. I'm embarrassed for her here.

>Girls 4 - 6x
>Girls four sixx
>Girls for sex

>a girl will never stand by your side

enough said

Daddy issues

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this just made me remember an awkward as fuck introduction I made last night that I burried under booze

God shes perfection

Which film?

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Career Opportunities

>that horrible gum game
Yikes

You don't watch a movie with prime jconn for the plot

Mulholland Falls (1996)
17:53
27:10
1:10:07
1:10:23

To say that I'm a big lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!

But in all honesty my most favorite movie of all time is hot fuzz. It's fucking hilarious and has in my opinion some of the greatest camera work in the business. I'd put it up their in the top three movies ever made of all time.

Even my priest agrees. New orthodox bro here btw. Currently non practicing but it's so great to get back into the faith after years of being a degenerate agnostoshit. Now if only I could get my cathlocuck parents to stop being pagans!

That reminds me, am I the only one disappointed that stannis Baratheon is actually gone? Oh who am I kidding! Of course not! Sometimes I forget I'm so completely surrounded by intellectuals of mine own caliber This isn't Reddit after all!

And um, I'd have to say my least favorite movie is a Clockwork Orange. It's far to edgy for me

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El JUSTO

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Mulholland FALLS bro

Lynch fans!
Until the end of time
Lynch makes the greatest films
Of all-the-freaking-time!
And that's because everything we need is all right here
In a Lynch movie!

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>who else can say they bridged the gap?

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so i guess you have her facebook then

If that nose is natural it's fucking godlike. Only in anime can it be achieved

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WATERSPORTS

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did anyone ever notice the target logo looks like a boobie

>you will never be that microphone
end me loif

youtube.com/watch?v=-A1_atkAQhY

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Now I remember him! He's the guy from Psych that thought he was haunted, but actually had multiple personalities and his tranny part wanted to cut of his dick. Those were different times...

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Its just makeup. Even fugly Joan Jett can become a goddess with heavy makeup youtube.com/watch?v=2sky1tt8vLA

do you think Frank Whaley still thinks about making it when he masturbates?

i would

I just want to bite her arms

patrician's choice

>thread is still up 2 hours later
get fucked, fagboi

Career.Opportunities.1991.1080p.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-FOCUS

unless they released it on bluray in the last few years

blu-ray.com shows nothing

For me it's older Jennifer Connelly

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fucking gay

Wife went to high school with her. She was a real cunt.

If she stared at me like that id blush like a tomato

Frank Whaley is highly Underrated.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuk

story, gramps

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Bitches loved Harry Dean Stanton. Dude was a chad who fought in the Battle of Okinawa. Debbie Harry from Blondie even released a single called "I Want That Man" about him in the late 80s.

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Not much to say. She was the stereotypical rich kid that was an asshole to everyone. Wife was a punk so it didn't help.

No.

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So she was from a rich family?

>stacy "bullied" (in reality just lived her life, but the very presence of her threatens) my wife so shes an asshole!

she looks like shit tho

GRIFFITTTTHHHHH

>punk
Nice

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Not too old tho

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she cute

it's the fact that she looks so generic combined with distinctive eyebrows that she's so appealing. every guy had a crush on a girl like her in high school

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She kind of look like my wife.

Superb.

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She looks like Amy Brenneman here.

Low test detected

>She was a real cunt

Doubt it. Sounds like your people are just jelly. She's rich and famous and you're a nobody so she's a cunt.

That's not even sexy. That frigid emotionless weak riding is how Connelly had the fuck the hollow boned old kikes that gave her her roles

It was certainly sexy to me when I first saw it. Made my dick move.

No
this is and you know it

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t. Roastie toastie

Perfection

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Based autistic Career Opportunities webm poster

>Once Upon a Time in America
>Phenomena
>Labyrinth
Connelly peak too soon and I'm not talking about pedoshit but her career. She started making kinos with her first role being in a classic

made me so angry I just threw my couscous across the room

>people posting Career Opportunities webms in Career Opportunities thread
Shocking

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Wrong, my darkly pigmented friend.

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She recovered in the 2000s. The 90s was a terrible decade for her career

Who pissed on her again?

>she's hot so she can't be a bad person
have sex incel

>perfection
still.....

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>people
If you can't tell by now its just one guy you're retarded

i bet your ugly wife wouldnt wave to a stranger saying hi, unpleasant cunt

>Billy Campbell 1990-1996
This guy beats Leonardo di Caprio for getting the primest pussy in the history of mankind

It’s not very good, it’s only worth watching for Connelley

I feel like her eyes changed as she got older. Way more distinctive and pretty

>not pounding the shit out of that rack
>and then cumming in her face while you pull her hair and she locks eyes with you

Just my opinion

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HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. Based HDS.

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*17 yr old jennifer connelly in wet tank top rubbing them in your face

Bosnia???

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well bugger, that's the best we'll get of connelly in a tank top when she started growing a bit more after the hot spot

also see through here ya go

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Prime lohan would like a word with you.

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I don't see ugly women there, what are you talking retard?

Not even close

>well never get this face with her 22 yr old body

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No. That was Peru.

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I don't get it. Whats your webm supposed to prove?

Makes sense. Every cute girl with a big rack at my high school was a giant bitch too.

This was the first time a I got a boner from a movie. It still gets me rock hard.

oval face, big eyes, small nose, small mouth, small chin, redhead or blonde, I'm still correct. your points?

That's the MKUltra, subliminally implanting foul and terrible things in your mind.

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make an effort and look

Mulholland Drive=Lynch Movie
Mulholland Falls=Detective movie with Nick Nolte, Jconn and Chaz Palmenterri

Still dont get it

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massive baby face is such a turn off. We want a woman not a child.

based horsey webm poster getting banned to save us all
witnessed

i worked at target as a youth and never watched this movie. is something wrong with me?

Still better than this.

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Theres someone for everyone user. Just gotta put yourself out there and get some practice in.

there's a real lack of horny and lonely posters itt. is that the rangeban on australia at work?

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normal people want women. this place wants children

talk for yourself, I want women

*using your face as toilet paper

Milk truck is at least human. Her being with anyone is less of a discrepancy than the literal perfection of the female form and anyone.

How has this thread survived, are you Mods JenCon's anons?

For me, it's schoolgirl Jennifer Connelly.

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basado

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Those fucking fangs

40,000 faps

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DC cuck or sneidercuck?

I wish they would release this on blu ray

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what movie? That's not from Career Opportunities.

It is. She takes advantage of her beauty to mess with people throughout the movie.

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lurk moar newfaggot