>master interstellar travel and particle beam weapons
>don’t know about germs
Master interstellar travel and particle beam weapons
Angel Martin
Colton White
They were pure
Isaac Nelson
Even worse, they had already been on earth for thousands of years in this version.
David Cox
>master interstellar travel and cloaking tech
>don’t know about water
Noah Hall
Wait yeah wtf
Samuel King
>choose to invade blue planet
>”aaaggh why is there water here?!”
Camden Wright
Yeah, that was stupid
If there were no such things on Mars, it's not really a stretch to think they would ignore them. What is actaully unrealistic is Earth germs being compatible with martian fyziognomy.
Bentley Long
They knew about the germs. They didn't know about the birds coming up into their space ships and shitting the germs out though
Jose White
>want humans as fuel and fertilizer
>vaporizes millions instead
Jack Fisher
>master space travel and zero point energy weapons
>don’t know about crows
Juan Bell
Get out of the truck, Ray. Get out of the car.
Brayden Robinson
The aliens were not already on earth
The lightning brought them to the ships
Brandon Morgan
*charges aliens*
Levi Adams
They were Christians that didn't believe in evolution.
They were prepared for the kind of germs in prehistoric times, the evolved ones killed them.
Carson Myers
>let’s wait until they have nukes lmao
Elijah Rogers
>BLEEEEERRRRGH
Adrian Williams
Tom Cruise's entire family being unscathed after these events was pretty gay. Even his wife's husband survives.
Brody Jenkins
He was going to use the instant-transmission kamehameha.
Wyatt Gomez
The original 1898 Martians were so cool.
>keep devolved humanoids as foodstock
>after millions of years of evolution alongside machines, the Martians lack the biological ability to eat and must use machines to drain blood from foodstock
>millions of years of living in a sterile environment
The Call of Cthulhu RPG has some interesting takes on Wells' Martians. Specifically that their leader is some kind of Elder Thing that coopted Martian society at some point in prehistory.
David Morales
That actually makes more sense
>Get here a million years ago
>Oh cool there's no disease. Nice
>Decide to come out later
>Oh fu-
Christian Sullivan
>fyziognomy
You just made that word up.
Jonathan Reed
But why wait until 2005?
Nathaniel Harris
>They knew about the germs
>Hey, guys. Wanna leave the machines and hunt for some prime cunny even though we'll be totally exposed?
defend that
Juan Bailey
America was too strong pre-9/11
Jacob Sanders
>implying the energy required to do this wouldn’t far exceed the energy obtained
Daniel Martin
>Why did they risk their life for prime cunny?
Self explanatory
Jose Collins
...
Brayden Long
They were demons, though.