/ALITA/

why

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Just because you want to enforce your own opinions over these threads like a reddit mod doesn't mean you get to. That pic is Alita related OC, funny and work safe. You are in the wrong here.

youtu.be/-uFeJOiKVWc

Posting in EPIC general

user made a real thread here
if you reply to this thread you are bumping it, sage it

Who is this, though, haha

THIS THREAD IS SPAM
GO TO THE REAL THREAD HERE

REAL THREAD HERE

Very sexy

DELETE THIS PHOTO OF MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Delete your self
Namefags ruin everything

>real thread
>real
cringe

Why is Alita made of meat? That's totally non-canon.

>namefags
Are you retarded?

>wtf is this nasty thread

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...

God I just to fuck her with my diamond hard cock

REMINDER

REMINDER

ANY NEW TICKET SALES OR DVD/RENTAL SALES GOES TO DISNEY

VIEWS ON NETFLIX OR OTHER STREAMING SITES BENEFIT DISNEY

AVATAR IS ALSO OWNED BY DISNEY NOW

YOU ARE GIVING YOUR MONEY TO DISNEY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

ALL ALITA THREADS ARE NOW DISNEY SHILL THREADS.

THAT BODY IS HORRIBLE

So this is how she looked like before being full cyborg ?

Don't hurt her, user.

nice try

Tell me about Alita. Why is she so soft?

WOW that's VERY lewd!!

bump

She was always full cyborg

Good, maybe now there won't be so many rats fucking things up since they're on our side now.

>stop this madness user

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What a fucking disgusting image. Please stop making these threads.

>state reality
>nice try
???

Reminder this thread was made by a spam op who is here just for lewds...just go watch porn

REAL THREAD HERE

reddit

You tell me she's born with only a brain ?

Post more lewds

>EVERYTHING GOOD MUST BURN
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

OP thanks for having the courage to post some fun new OC. Sorry to see all the cringey hate from alitajerks going your way. Just ignore them. They are tourists and just mad their vacation on Yea Forums is coming to an end.

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>state reality
you're not drooling are you?

COME HERE MY SWEET

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FUCK OFF NAMEFAG ENABLER

>ribbit

Yeah, that doesn't make sense, she was only ever a brain?

>NAMEFAG
Do you even know what the fuck that means?

Reminder for those lost in this fake thread

Real thread is here:

Based Alita
She approves lewds to purge the daugtherfufags, waifufags and namefags
She really is Yea Forums

Is going to the cinema alone cool or am I going to be looked at like a weirdo?
I want to watch this, but I don't really want to bring either of my parents since they're just getting a divorce, and my best friend is sailing on a ship for half a year.

Do it
Going alone is the based and patrician way

>caring about what other people think
really? just do whatever the fuck you want

What is that black patch in her pants haha asking for a friend

friendly reminder this is an imposter thread

the wholesome thread is this way:

I always go alone, and nobody gives a shit.

>wholesome
Your vacation is over, leave

But I thought two of the namefags were interested in lewds a little?

Also this, nobody gives a shit. Everyone is worried about whata people think about them, feeling like an insecure little bitch? chances are the others feel the same way, who cares.

Any deepfake Alita out yet?
Asking for a friend.

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test

Sasha : Booty Angel

I bet you are just here for the first time, it shows. Now get the fuck out!!!

REAL

Pretty much.

>all /ALITA/ needed to fracture was a lewd original picture
So much for "healing".

Can you faggots stop these thread wars already?

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>get the fuck out user

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ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD!

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Well at least the delivery must have been easy. How is her birth described in the manga ?

what a shit thread

It just isn't a very high quality OC, we've seen better stuff. If it just a picture in the thread and not the OP, I bet most anons wouldn't care.

what is this
why are her eyes 20 percent too big

>alita/gally
>birth
I don't think you can call it a birth

Wow Alita is really sexy

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Better than the stale memes and unoriginal shit they post in the other thread
Namefags are already there

terrible OP

real thread is actually here, I got confused too at first

bumping

delete the other thread, stop shilling it here

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>too big
*ahem*

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Its getting to be ridiculous. A handful of antilewd fags being lead by some namefag named Peaches are the issue. They need to understand Yea Forums isn't their board and /ALITA/ isn't their thread.
Peaches and the anitlewd fags are the problem here. Go their split of "wholesome comfy" thread or whatever the fuck and take it up with them.
Stop spamming the board and this thread please.

what a stupid thread

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I would like to see her lick ice cream off that finger.

body has synthetic skin , ever seen Terminator?

Its the real thread you impostor

New and real bread here:

I haven't been doing any of this, user, I don't really care either way which thread we use, I just want one singular thread to discuss the movie. Don't pin the blame on me, please.

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>I don't think you can call it a birth
So what was it ?

I can't tell you, I don't want to be the one spoiling it for you

she's not your daughter, your daughter is dead!

she want's to roam and experience all the world has to offer for a healthy woman

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is everyone universaly blind to irony and sarcasm are are you the only retard on Yea Forums?

reminder real there is actually here:

>she want's to roam and experience all the world has to offer for a healthy woman

mostly dicks

I’m finna fap to that pic bros

The autism is real, this thread is glorious

I won't read it, it's way too much expensive for me, so go ahead and spoil my friend.

“Tactical” skin made up of nanotechnology.

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Every time you do this you're bumping the thread.

We have two threads, it will stay this way.
Most people will post on both
Let it be.

user, just let it be, no need to spam anymore. But next time anons, wait to make a thread, if one is already made that has all the credentials of being the general, just let it stay. We don't need this business of dividing the threads up more and more. We can co-exist.

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Lordy, is that the Director's Cut?

You think so?

REAL

Which is the real thread? This one?

I haven't even seen this flick. I'm only bumping this because of that one autist.

Yes

The user who made the alright thread announced he will make, then this guy comes with his deepfake pic and makes this shitty thread. Its an attempt to derail /ALITA/ threads

REAL is here:

Nice

All /ALITA/ needs to fracture is for 2 people to start new threads within a minute or two from each other.
But its okay because it will merge again once one of the threads dies.

Pretty good thread. I bet the other one is absolute shit.

Stop taking the fucking bait and pretending to be triggered nobody really buys it
Back to Alita now.

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They're both the real threads, but next time, we'll only have one. We don't need this dividing up nonsense.

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no, OP made this thread to derail /ALITA/ generals.

Real thread is here:

>2 threads at the same time
>this has happened twice
>they all hit bump limit

This one is. What happened was
>a new OP was made
>an user got triggered over the OP because of the pic they don't like
>they fly into a rage and make a split thread
>they spam every thread with rage
Go tell the other thread to cease and desist. They are the ones at issue here.
Get back in your own thread and stop spamming please.

Based but see the movie though, it's great

Yeah the joke is over, stop pretending to have your panties in a bunch everyone will post on both anyway.

I guess that's the benefit in the end. But this user needs to chill, please. We get it. We'll only have one thread next time.

>stop spamming please.
>makes spam thread to derail Alita thread

get lost dude

REAL IS HERE:

The power of Alita

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>One shall stand, one shall fall

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The only joke here is a hadful of fags that think every thread needs to be "comfy" according to "their rules." Fuckin' A. They started a thread war over a picture they didn't like ffs.

yeah this one

other thread is some kind of daughter-fu autism

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>doesn't even know what spam is
you should lurk more user

Is this the real /bundes/?

Can anyone stop this mad woman?

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go away prude
don't use lewd op's then

you should stop spamming threads when someone said a new thread is already being made, you are the spammer!!!

REAL

>daughter-fu autism
This is getting really annoying. Maybe the daughterfu/waifu wholesome fags should split off to their own general.

>implying it's not just one triggered autist

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Post yfw the big eyes were the right decision

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You should really That second thread is in the wrong regardless of your feelings on the matter.

You seriously anyone is legit mad here? I guess everyone is fucking blind to sarcasm then.

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WITNESS ME

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Is this the real life?

maybe, so call your general something else then and stop copying

REAL

This is actually the third time this week. Every single /ALITA/ thread has hit bump limit.

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wheres the unshopped version?

the get the fuck out is a running joke don't be a retard

That doll body really is some of the best production design I've seen in movies in years.

WETA are absolute masters of their craft.

kys

Of course it was. Alita looks unique, people have never seen a character like that, whereas with small eyes she would be a pretty generic cyborg.

This is some serious autism we're dealing with here

what kind of autistic language is that?

Go check out the rage posted by the supporters of the other thread in the last thread . They lost their shit over the OP pic in this thread, made another thread then spammed the last thread and this one. They need to get a grip.

She grew on someone as a tumor and they removed the tumor brain and put it into a cyber body

What is happening? 2 alita threads? why is this one has such a lewd pic? I dont think Alita is for that...

That thread is nicer though, this one is mostly arguing and shitposting.

I liked the concept art where she had the more voluminous hair like from the Manga.

Sure the heavy hairspray look is out of fashion but it looks good on her dammit.

That's what these generals have been since their inception and nobody complained. Feel free to make your own general for cynics, haters and degenerates, just leave the name alone.

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this

I was expecting people here to be able to tell the difference between true reddit and people trolling, 95% has been nothing but bait.

Okay, it's literally just this one user now. Can you please chill dude?
Next time, let's just all wait for one thread, if it's made correctly enough, we go there, no more dividing shit up.

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>WETA
I still don't like that name. Wetas are pretty unnerving looking insects, even if they only eat vegetables. The fucking size...

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>autists fly into a rage
>shit up this thread spam and angry posts
>then complain about it
get out of here please

I've made about 7 or 8 /ALITA/ threads, didn't make this one though but since that autist is spamming "real thread" so much the next time I make a thread it will have Ops image

Why are you here? Get back in your own thread and stop telling anons what to think or do.

why is /ALITA/ general so shit? What happened?

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and if it's two again let one die, but if you can't then just post on both and stop fagging over faggots

>Ops image
post pic please

Wow the hardest metal

No, use a new image, that's the point of the general OP pics. Also, we should migrate to the other one once this one hits bump limit.
It's literally just a handful of anons getting upset. It will pass.

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>ctrl+f 111694701
>57 results
lmao

Friendly reminder you are posting in a spammer thread.

Real /ALITA/ general is here

faggotry

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Jokes on you, I am in both threads.

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Fug, that's gore as fuck.

There is nothing wrong with this OP. Its the handful of autists flying into a rage that is the issue here. Deciding something isn't real and splitting the thrad because a picture isn't to their taste is really obnoxious.

>Friendly
I'm not your friend, buddy

>"S-stop, user, I poop from there".

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I agree, I thought you said you were going to use the same image, when we should always try to use a new one.

Why is this thread full of degeneracy and real thread posts?

Do you feel in charge?

Its a pretty shitty picture though, why not make it with something nice?

Wait what, that's metal as fuck.
Seriously? I thought she had a sickness and only her brain could be saved.

where I can find them? I only saw the ones posted by Vitaly

discuss shitty movies, have shitty threads
it’s not complicated

Because a handful of spregs took it upon themselves to make a second thread when they didn't like the OP pic of this one and then spammed this thread with their impotent rage..

>Stop fantasising user time for the prostate exam

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It was in the art book and people were posting shitty cellphone pictures of them.

I of course didn't bother to save any of them because I'm a moron.

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>friendly
>real
What's wrong with you?

Because OP is an obsessed shizoid who has been shitposting in Alita threads literally all day every single day for over a month and his new tactic is to try to split the community by lewding Alita.

There is nothing wrong with that pic user. This is Yea Forums. If you think there is something wrong about that pic you should lurk more or at very least spend more time on Yea Forums before deciding what is and isn't good on Yea Forums.

>implying without proof
just stop

Whelp. Now i'm going to be making a bunch of lewd edits with Alitas face and post them in the rest of the /alita/ generals. All because you had to spam like a retard. Good job faggot

All of you, stop flinging shit at each other. This accomplishes nothing, come on. What would Cameron think.

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it's legit one of her better pics, I haven't tired of looking at it yet

unless you have more stop complaining

those better be quality edits and not tranny shit

That doesn't make any sense user, I think your brain derped.

Well OP is not in the spirit of /ALITA/ threads so I kinda understand the autism here

Can you do an xray edit of this Rosa pic? It will seriously trigger the wholesome posters if you do.

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found a guy flipping through the art book, nice
youtube.com/watch?v=bNhEFESQlgU

Funny lewds like this one are the only good kind of lewds.

this is why we cant have nice things, its for faggots like you

The only issue here is your refusal to understand that Yea Forums isn't limited by what you think is appropriate. That pic is a funny work safe image posted appropriately. Get out with your rage spam and prudish viewpoint.

Nice thread my dudes

I don't like it. How is that complaining? Or are you going to tell me that my subjective opinion is objectively wrong?

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I'm all for a few good-natured delets and idoposting in response to lewding Alita, but we have a problem when people start to take this shit seriously, to the point where they split the thread over a humorous edit.
Fortunately they'll both hit bump limit like they always do and things will be right as rain in time for the prime comfyposting hours.
I admire the opportunism, xray-user.

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the only postar that looks the closest to alita
Kendra Spade

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You gotta let people post nasty shit from time to time though. (The OP picture isn't even close to being the nastiest we've seen here) Complaining too much about it will make people want to post more just to trigger the autismo.

Her hair in the ones like this right here is what I'm talking about.

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No, the reason you won't have nice things anymore is because of the faggot that had to be an autist and spam. You can thank him, what im going to be doing is just the direct result of him.

not even remotely as cute, oh well.

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We /Lewdlita/ general now

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Let's not split the next one.

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Not complaining. I just think jacking off to deep fakes of a fictional character is pathetic/

Doesn't stop me from disliking it. Maybe you should get out, since you seem to think that only your opinion matters?

yeah the disease is super fucked up but this is baby Alita

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saddest bunch of waifufags ive seen in a minute. other ones will brush it off but this batch is getting angry and whining like the redditors they are

why so vengeful?

big hair like this would have helped people accept the bigger eyes more.
and she would have looked prettier

why did they go with flat hair?

Autism - The Post

>funny
How? Are you the kind of person that also finds blacked memes funny? Maybe I'm just too old to understand your zoomer humor but I can't see what's funny about it. It's just pure cringe.

That's metal, but it's also kinda retarded as fuck. I'm glad Jim ignored this.

its the closest i ever found after days of browsing porn stars.
she does anal too

Because it wouldn't look even remotely realistic and would make her look even sillier.

>a-anal?
>please no

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They simulated each individual strand of hair (which has never been done before) so I think they would have had to do some weird computer trickery to make it fluffier. It gets pretty poofy in the fight scenes but I wish they had a scene where it gets wet too.

It's all the way in Mars Chronicle so it has only been a thing for a few years. Jim probably didn't even read that far yet.

This is a good idea for the right reasons too. I will join you in this user. Lets remember Yea Forums is a blue board so edits need to be work safe. No sense in getting banned for pron posting or something.

> I'm glad Jim ignored this
He probably doesn't even know. This was revealed only like 10 chapters ago. Her origins are not explored in the original manga or Last Order.

Well, let's migrate to the other thread first before making a new general.

GUYS THE REAL THREAD IS HERE. FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE AND THE OTHER FAKE ONE

based af

>pushing their opinion on others
>thinks its not pushing their opinion on others
Get your head checked.

>she does anal too
Why do people even like this? It looks boring and kind of disgusting. I have to skip every time they do anal in porn because it literally kills my boner. Do you have to be homosexual to like anal?

>pulls out strap-on
this is what you wanted, yes?

So her origin was never explored until recently?

>They simulated each individual strand of hair (which has never been done before).
You have no idea what you are talking about.

ok now this is spamming, this three is still 90 posts away from bump limit and you do this

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Yes. The third series (Mars Chronicle) is all about her past so far.

Do you even know where you are?

Answered my question as I posted it. I see, thanks. I just don't imagine he would use this. I think he's more likely to give Alita a full family than going this way.

Yeah we knew she was a Martian berserker for a while now and everything that led up to her ending up in the scrapyard but Mars Chronicle is the first thing to show her as a child before she ever learned how to fight or anything like that.

Dude, this is actually spamming, we haven't reached bump limit yet, stop.