Confess

Confess.
I'm bingewatching the MCU

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I'm in love with Jenny Nicholson!

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>I'm bingewatching the MCU
why?

I'm 2 hours into an edging session looking at shemale/sissy confusion videos

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I've adopted so many traits from movie/tv characters over the years that I don't even remember what my real personality is/was.

I never watched The Godfather trilogy, I hate star wars and star trek, and I didn't get into actually watching movies until like 2 years ago

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I stopped going to the theater after Inglorious Basterds 10 years ago. I havent paid for a movie since.

I've been wanting a hug for about 12 years now.

come here big guy

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I love traps

I can only get off to BLACKED porn

same

the only MCU movie I’ve seen is Iron-Man 1. I’m... I’m so sorry, Yea Forums... I have failed you...

I'm currently cucking a firefighter with his big titty red head gf. She has a baby so she brings her to my house and we fuck while she naps. Last time I was balls deep in her was when the baby wok e up and started watching us. Instead of stopping I just kept fucking her mom until I came deep in her ass while the baby watched

I've done this twice.

I have nothing to confess.

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it sounds like you’re bragging but what you’re describing is only shameful and pathetic

I wrote the screenplay for a shit movie a lot of people went and saw. I knew it was shit, it's been shit on relentlessly on Yea Forums, and even though I agree entirely with everyone about how shit it is, it still hurts.

I'm not going to say which movie

based best girl poster

Bragging? This is a confession thread. Im.a degenerate of the highest order. Stop projecting.

move on and do better next time

I pretended to hate the SW prequel because all the movie critics I used to watch on Youtube hated them.

I am so nervous and insecure sometimes I feel like I will die from tension just thinking about what happened that day.

i think 90% of you are manchildren with terrible taste who talk about shitty superhero flicks as if they even warrant discussion, i think you make it into a meme to be lonely and afraid of women to cope with the loneliness rather than face it, and i hate star wars almost as much as i hate superhero movies

Ryan pls

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>I've made my own star wars prequel trilogy fan edit
>I've made my own MCU phase 1 fanedit
>I once got caught jacking off to avatar

pussy

of course not, samefaggot

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Faggot

Man of Steel and its subsequent sequel, BvS, is actual auteur cape kino.
The rest are just flicks

I pretend to hate the SW sequels because all the movie critics I watch on Youtube hate them.

at least im not a pussy

Shut the fuck up

cringe

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why, did i hit a nerve

Watchmen movie is better than the comic

i like friends

I get scared when I'm about to watch a classic movie.Not talking about Shawshank Redemption types, more like Woman in the Dunes, The Seventh Seal etc.

Usually they end up being nice experiences but I don't like even the idea of being out of my depth

Embarrassing

Don't be scared user. You don't have any friends to judge you.

I’m in love with Ezra Miller but I pretend to hate him to rile up that other user that likes him

have you cum yet user?

I wanna see Endgame and I don't know why.
The only Marvel movies I liked were Gardians.
I've seen Infinity Wars and it was meh, yet I wanna see Endgame. Wtf? Why?

I feel like i shouldnt have opinions because everyone disagrees with me and calls me a retard who should kill himself.

>proving isn't him
classic samefag

I don't care about a movies political message, be it left or rightwing, I just like seeing pictures move

I'm currently writing a fantasy romance novel heavily inspired by Lord of the Rings
Big Hero 6 is my favorite film. I wrote a twelve thousand word essay/analysis on why I love it so much
I unironically think Batman v Superman is an amazing movie and have watched it multiple times
I love every MCU film except Iron Man 2, 3, Captain Marvel and Black Panther. I think I might actually cry when Captain America dies
Watching Bring it On as a youngster gave me a fetish for cheerleaders
I love watching Fraiser and classic Simpsons but comedy very rarely makes me laugh out loud
I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16, so I'm utterly repulsed by sexuality. I can't look at a vagina without feeling genuine distress

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Write one of your opinions

I watch all Adam Sandler movies. They have very few funny parts in them, but I still watch them anyways.

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>I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16, so I'm utterly repulsed by sexuality. I can't look at a vagina without feeling genuine distress
You made that very clear with your third and fourth confessions.

so that you can participate in the shitposting that will drown Yea Forums when it comes out

Current political climate has ruined media because nobody wants to make timeless content anymore, everyone just wants to express their opinion about non-issues. In 10 years, almost every movie made in the last 5 years will be dated to all hell.

Be funny when his friends murder you retard you have no idea what's it like in a fire house.

I don't watch movies
I don't have television
I just come to Yea Forums because /pol/ is to the point I can't use it anymore and I love the hostility and memes of Yea Forums

Why does it hurt? If people are talking about it, it must be successful.

I think an Undertale movie would be cool

Kind of edgy but not necessarily wrong.Post some other ones.

I think /pol/ crossposters should be banned.

Post the ones you have about movies moron.

i Concur

MCU is garbage and everyone who defends it is a brainlet

I actually don't mind black and female characters in movies until Yea Forums tells me it sucks and then I hate them

had a wet dream
>doing parkour in some egyptian ruin
>go past an all-female music class practicing in a pool
>come across some hidden armory full of old rusty weapons
>the music class' teacher shows up and frowns at me as i consider taking one home
>suddenly, i'm forced to fight some nude thicc female nubian slave by egyptian warriors
>stab her in the spine, partly paralyzing her
>stick it in while she's squirming on the ground
>woken up by my benis pumping out a load

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>Watching Bring it On as a youngster gave me a fetish for cheerleaders
>I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16, so I'm utterly repulsed by sexuality. I can't look at a vagina without feeling genuine distress
How does this work

I'm bingewatching Game of Thrones and I despise Return to the Future despite not having seen any of the films.

i like to jerk off because i found out how to orgasm in waves for like 10 minutes straight and it feels great

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