Hold up, hold up, hold up, stop, stop, stop... This thread's for you

>delivers phenominal dance performance
>literally a young prodigy
>no one notices or cares because he’s not chad, he’s a skinny pasty 4 Chan goblin
Literally nothing in life is worth doing until you’ve worked as hard as you can to become close to Chad.

garrett got loren the qt meanwhile gunnar gets stuck with scar-stomach bitch. i think /ourguy/ won in the end

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What did she mean by this

if he won he isn't /ourguy/

even this LOSER who has been humiliated in front of the entire planet got a gf but not us

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what is it? she blocked me

In the long term this guy has it going on.
-great dancer
-cleans up nice
-brazenly confident
he's gonna make it

Is this what happens when you just be yourself

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>she blocked me
wtf what did you do user

thot dancing

what the fuck is wrong with his brows!?

Why? His gf is an uggo

Just zoomers realizing she’s a dancer so posting her dancing sexy.
It’s nothing compared to the Alexa x Lexee video

Is this him? Holy shit he got his shit together. Maybe this was the kick in the ass he needed.

it was two years ago so i can't quite remember. i think i called her a nigger? i also got her mom and sibling to block me

Post it then you pompous fuckwit

the chad virgin

>maybe this is the kick in the ass he needed
bro he was a high school freshman in the original vid. a lot of shit happens over those four years. i went from conservative christian fundamentalist to liberal pothead

nani! ...that speed!

i went from conservative christian fundamentalist to liberal pothead
Same thing here except ive gone back to being christian but cant kick the dope habit and i despise myself for it

kek

i'm currently kinda stuck on the christian thing, it makes me feel safe but i have my inner doubts. going to try DMT in order to unlock the secrets

>pot
stop

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>mom and sibling
based garrettbro this scared bitch deserves to suffer for eternity she had no idea who she fucked with

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fuckign delete this

>chad gets dried up roastie
>garrett gets pure wholesome qt waifu
We know who wins

This desu
It probably helped him in the long run to suffer horrific embarrassment and have the realities of attraction be shoved in his face at a young age, but any decent human being wouldn't have let him go through with it

iirc he ended up having a qt gf later in life.

Fucking BASED

Big 80's hair needs to make a comeback