Says whatever he pleases

But he is employed by the hospital, how is he a NEET?

>Is he /ourguy/?
well he's not a pedo right? so no

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Intermittently he goes fuck it and just goes full neet, like that methadone episode or season 6

No one here has ever been the best at what they do so, no.

Zimbabwe

didn't foreman kill a guy because he was trying to be like house

>When some lady is giving Dr. House's dented leggo a massage and it looks like she's sucking his dinger
>Anytime House is getting around without his cane
Anything after season 3 is doo doo though

Foreman was a big pussy tho
Only Wilson and Punished Chase could rival Houses no fucks energy

that isn't what being a NEET mean you mongoloid

Remember when Foreman tried to murder Cameron by ripping her hazmat suit exposing her to a deadly virus? What a nice guy

>neet
no he's not, stop projecting you fucking turboautist

>Foreman: House, I got a call from my brother.
>House: And by brother, you mean...?
>Foreman: I mean my parents' other son.
>House: Wow. Same father.

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He got a woman killed because he wasn't being cautious.

Punished Chase was the best character in the series

He wasn't trying to "murder" her, he was trying to get her to go back to the cop's apartment.

You're only half right. Adulthood is seeing how much of a toxic cunt he actually was in the last 4 seasons. The first 4 he's still just an asshole do-gooder that's fun to watch.

>That time Chase literally murdered an African war lord who was dying at their hospital
>He keeps his job and then becomes the new House at the end of the show
Utterly based

By directly putting her life at risk. There was no guarantee she'd figure out the cause

I wanted Chase and Park to bang

the series

a trait he learned from house

He was up there, definitely

>Series ends with House faking his own death in a house fire and then getting Wilson’s attention during his funeral so that they could ride off into the distance on their motorbikes and do fun shit as Wilson dies of cancer.
Essential brocore

Childhood is watching House. Adulthood is realising the show turned to shit after season 2.

>that montage of House calling up whores and dressing up Wilsons unconscious body during chemo
Literally peak brocore

>and do fun shit

Drugs and fucking.

Imagine being this much of a tastelet

Foreman changed. House even points it out. Other characters have a hard time going against their nature but Foreman does it successfully. Hence how he becomes Administrator and lives happily. House never changes. Childishly clinging to House shows you missed the point of the character.

Oh and 13 is the only fellow House truly respects. He doesn't even respect Chase, who replaces House.

Yeah but despite that no-one wants to be Foreman. I'd rather live fast and die slow like based House.
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>people stopped watching after s3
There was still kino to be had.

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>13
i can't stand that dyke bitch

>good buddies is what's best in life

This was the final moral of House

Reminder that it's not too late to change your hikkimori ways anons.

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House was only good until they decided to be Greys Anatomy 2: Whose fucking who

>meh mum drank herself ta deth n meh dad was neva home

Did any character have as much development as Chase?
>gets rejected by Cameronfu left and right
>finally bangs his waifu
>murders a guy
>gets dumped by his waifu
>gets stabbed
>becomes a cripple
>gives zero fucks and becomes the best doctor on the team
>punches House in the face twice
He had the high score at the end of the show too iirc, with the most cases solved on the team

>start losing my hair
>can't rewatch House anymore as now I can't help but notice that Hugh Laurie is balding in every scene
>begin to think the most unrealistic thing about the show is people finding him attractive or interesting when his hair is so clearly designed to hide his baldness
enjoy House while you can lads, it doesn't last

>virgin cope vs chad embrace

House>Chase>Amber>Wilson>Masters>Taub>Adams>Cameron>Kutner>>Park>Foreman>Cuddy>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Chase killed a guy and that's why Cameron left him... he was too much like House, he even bought a cane with a cool flame on it

did he died

>people finding him attractive
he pretty much exclusively fucks prostitutes though
>literally me

Why is it okay when House makes Pajeet jokes and not okay when the Simpsons do it?

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There isn't a female in the cast he didn't have a chance with if he wanted.

Lol

I used to have a friend that used to act like House unironically. I guess he ruined the show for me, can't get into it no matter how hard I try

lmao what do you mean? Post examples please

The times have changed, friend. Imagine the outrage after House’s tranny jokes

Jesus user what a drama queen

i hope you're memeing and not actually this insecure

Fucking Cameron tried to kill that guy before him.

>Women. Can’t live with them, can’t kill 'em

>most unrealistic thing about the show is people finding him attractive
You're forgetting that, as a top diagnostic consultant, House was loaded. Money trumps looks every time.

You should get loaded, user. Then chicks will fancy you again.

women also love trying to fix mysterious and broken dudes

>tastelet
Kek it never ends

>that episode where he suddenly kills himself
>it was so he could go work for Obama irl

How do you act like House without actually being incredibly smart/talented?

>Punished Chase

My favorite character. Aussie shitposter but still had care and pathos.

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Why did she evenn leave Chase, she got jealous?

I had to look that up and I nearly vomited when I found out it was true. What a total tosser.

Alright lads let's settle this, when did the show go to shit? To me it was when House got out of jail

That sounds awful. It's fun to watch someone like house on tv at a distance because of how absurd his behavior is, but in real life he would be unbelievably annoying at best, borderline psychopathic at worst

Lin-Manuel Miranda

My PhD supervisor is a grandiose narcissist like House and you are right. My life is a living hell and I went through intensive therapy last year because I wanted to hurt him physically.

Quality started dropping after season 4 ended, but it never really became unentertaining, just very inconsistent

I've been on fin and minoxidil for the last 2 months and noticed that the thinning has subsided a bit.

I haven't gotten any side effects besides itchy scalp, but if I do, I'm dropping it and shaving my head. Either catch it early before it becomes unmanageable, or embrace it and get crew cuts the rest of your life until even that doesn't hide it, at which point you stop being an insecure bitch and go full Jason Statham.

Who would win in a fight, House or Rick Sanchez?
It's a bare-knuckles boxing fight

It never did go to shit. It was enjoyable until the end. Of couse after 8 seasons the formula grew somewhat old, but it held incredibly well.

Foreman is basically House light, though

Quality drop after season 4 that it never recovered from. However, I would say that it never became truly "bad", just very inconsistent.

I remained entertained throughout the rest of the series and thought the finale was excellent and appropriate. Overall, one of my favorite shows and the impetus for me wanting to get into medicine since I was 10.

I stopped pre-med after my first year at uni because I realized I didn't want to wait 10 years and $200,000 later before I finally started making real money.

This vexes me

They're the ones who need to be good-looking though.

nice digits
>How do you act like House without actually being incredibly smart/talented?
He was a smart guy, one of the smartest of the class. His parents never let him go out with friends, or so I believe. I remember times when I visited him they would tell him that he could go out with us, that he could even take the car if he wanted. To this day I really don't know if they were just saying those things to give the impression of being "cool" or if he really didn't liked any of us. I lean towards the parents being assholes.

> Post examples please
There was one occasion when he hurt one of his legs. The incident was so small that any normal person wouldn't even call it an incident. Next day he came to school with a cane. That lasted for like a month or less because teachers where asking too many questions.
He also used to act like he really didn't care about anything, but it was weird. He acted that way specifically with things that we all knew he liked or used to care about.
He also changed the way he talked, but it wasn't that evident unless you knew him for a long time.
We never bullied him or made fun of him. To some degree we all knew what he was doing, we just didn't know why

there are some great late season eps. like the one entirely about Wilson's day to day. House and Cuddy being self centered every time they appear and House's team running around like gophers

Sometimes I envy retards. It must be such a simple life.

>i can't stand that dyke bitch

That dyke bitch makes my pee-pee stand though.

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>dead eyes and man jaw

lol

>That guy at school that started limping because of House.

It was me.

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>man jaw
I didn't notice this before, and my friend told me and ruined Olivia Wilde for me.

>was really into House
>actually had to use a cane for unrelated medical reasons
>everyone thinks I'm LARPing

thanks for sharing

>Next day he came to school with a cane
kek, that's impressive obsession

For sure

if only they'd both died in that episode. or just cameron.

>he doesn't want his sons to have strong chins after endless fucking and babymaking sessions with your wife Olivia

Never gonna make it.

According to her own implications and Sudeikis, she's a freak in the bed, too.

It was actually worse than that. He fucking stabbed her.

Checked and no. He spouts feminist bullshit in some episodes.

>hired a tranny on staff to make everyone feel akward

oh man.. he's just like me

An ex-stripper tranny, no less.

dead eyes are great

he's a feminist in that he hates all people equally

Shit I stopped watching during S3, when does he drive a truck into his gf's house?

How does a crew cut hide baldness?

Wasn’t he on minimum wage because that was the best he could get since no other admin would hire him?

His whole character falls apart as soon as you realize his character would never be allowed to run amock in a hospital saying and doing the shit he says with no repercussion.

Adulthood is realizing that only House, Wilson and Cuddy are consistent, well-written characters.

Childhood is idolising House, adulthood is cuddy's tits.

>Based homo poster

which is why no hospital was hiring him. cuddy took advantage of that to get him knowing he was the best, and still had to put up with his shit

anyone remember which episodes was that?

I think it's in Season 6. It's when Wilson reunites with one of his ex wives

>that's why Cameron left him... he was too much like House
She left him because he wasn't enough like house, desu.

>hurr all of Yea Forums is /r9k/

>Forgetting about the episode where be almost fucks earthquake cactus girl

so how does he end up after Wilson dies?
my bet is stabbed during bar brawl

I've fucked whores. I have no shame about it. I don't think anyone knows about it though. People are clientophobic. Am i cool like House?

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Chicks dig his nihilistic wicked intelligence.

nobody but you gives a fuck if you're balding you insecure faggot

Yeah, it is lol, maybe reddit is more your speed

season 1 and 2 were great and the real "House". Season 3 there's a drop in quality, season 4 is like "eh... interesting but not great", after that it's inconcistent at best.

This

this bitch moved on after House real quick. her and her perfect face were too good for that show

Who are you fags trying to fool? Season 7 is so fucking bad.

S7

>House>Chase>Amber>Wilson
finally, someone who gets it.