Captain Marvel

The Movie Messages of Women’s History Month.
Hollywood turns complex women into cartoons.

In time for Women’s History Month, Kino has restored Sidney Lumet’s 1966 film of Mary McCarthy’s novel The Group. An underrated artifact from the era of second-wave feminism, it combines women’s melodrama and personal political observation. McCarthy’s eight Vassar graduates facing the adult world in The Group’s 1933–40 setting personify women’s ambivalence about their social roles and WASP privilege. Lumet interweaves vignettes crudely, yet through McCarthy’s sexual frankness and the actresses’ emotional honesty (especially Shirley Knight’s Polly, Joan Hackett’s Dottie, and Joanna Pettet’s Kay), The Group exposes the fakery of women’s pictures today. Nora Ephron’s legacy is many steps down from McCarthy’s. We have settled for shrill exploitation in chick flicks, superheroine parity, and the devious political propaganda now disguised as monthly social-group “celebration.”

The Group anatomizes its upper-middle-class clique through their individual romantic exploration, New Deal zealotry, selfish careerism, even their sexual impulses. (Elizabeth Hartman’s Democratic character, Priss Hartshorn Crockett, conforms to her Republican obstetrician husband, and Candace Bergen’s lesbian, Lakey Eastlake, unnerves them all.) These period exploits are part of anti-Communist McCarthy’s foundational portrait of pre-’60s political confusion; an a capella girls’ glee-club soundtrack provides daring, ironic commentary. The Group doesn’t seem dated but feels even more timely — more necessary — now that crass Hollywood suppresses basic sexual instincts and progressive indie filmmakers attempt to redefine sexual ideology.

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Comically lewd rapper Cardi B nearly won me over when she recently exclaimed that “Jussie Smollett f***ed up Black History Month!” Former stripper Cardi B sought pop stardom on her own exhibitionist terms, so it has fallen to others to mess up Women’s History Month: Hollywood’s Marvel franchise has done it with Captain Marvel, the latest attempt to entrap a politically targeted social group.

It’s more than coincidence that Captain Marvel opened the same week that Hillary Clinton announced she would not run for president in 2020. This newest installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, designed to show valiant femininity, features a female superhero and renews the hopes of all those broken-hearted 2016 supporters who cling to the possibility that Hillary will have a last-minute change of heart and finally receive her (their) entitlement. The film’s current box office gross is $265 million.

In the meantime, Captain Marvel also satisfies trendy MCU fans by promoting a female superhero to military-officer status. The plot includes her repetitive battles alongside a neutered male colleague (Samuel Jackson’s Nick Fury) as she outwits distrustful male creatures. Skirmishes with an alien bad guy (Jude Law) and a dubious mentor (Annette Bening) are intended to satisfy those Hillary Hopefuls who set about destroying the American political system with efforts to restage the election as proof of female worthiness and power.


Evidently Gal Gadot in 2017’s Wonder Woman wasn’t cynically calculated enough. Brie Larson as Carol Danvers, a.k.a. Captain Marvel, has what critic Gregory Solman recognized as a “Marsha Brady look” — that unmistakably angry, all-American Millennial scowl you see marching on the White House or in front of Trump Tower.

Larson’s Oscar win for the unpopular victim-movie Room made her a figurehead in Hollywood for third-wave feminist impertinence. (The actress earned $5 million for the role, according to Hollywood Reporter, and signed to a seven-film Marvel contract. This personal bonanza correlates to Larson’s assuming the public role of cultural scold, advocating gender parity in film journalism.) As civilian Danvers, then super-empowered Captain, she takes on the bellicose attitude of supporters who followed Hillary’s post-election imperative to “fight.”

Captain Marvel makes feminine belligerence unattractive. What used to be thought of as superior feminine intuition is replaced here by boyish aggression and dissatisfied spoiling for a fight. Captain Marvel messes up Women’s History Month because its juvenile story goes against the feminine confidence that Inger Stevens showed 50 years ago in 5 Card Stud when she told Dean Martin, “If I wanted to kill a man, I wouldn’t have to use a gun.”

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The directors of Captain Marvel are former NYU film students Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck. After the couple established themselves as indie sociologists via sentimental films about America’s dysfunction (Half Nelson, Sugar), they took off their hair shirts, signed on to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and became cogs in Captain Marvel’s machinery.

Even race-hustler Ava DuVernay knew that an offer to direct a comic-book movie was beyond her capabilities, but Boden and Fleck seize the opportunity to realize the hidden messages that Marvel sends to the pop audience.

Boden and Fleck are subordinate to Marvel’s F/X team, which makes sure that the action sequences move and explode on cue, with the requisite video-game pandemonium. The backstory of Carol Danvers’s becoming MCU’s distaff Captain is formulaic, combining generic points with political correctness. The story copies the Wonder Woman prescription that gives women physical prowess equal to or beyond that of men. This doesn’t necessarily express Boden and Fleck’s personal worldview (such as indicated by the racial and sexual messages of Half Nelson and Sugar) but, instead, reveals the indie couple’s willingness to accept Marvel’s cultural dominance — to speak its language, do its bidding, and eventually normalize it, just like Hillary’s political followers do.

Captain Marvel gives political cartoons a bad name. Instead of a form-fitting flight suit, Brie Larson’s Captain should wear a pink pussy hat, so we’ll know to laugh rather than salute.

based Jolee

What are his favorite films?

Irrefutably based

Intolerance
Nashville
Lawrence of Arabia
Jules and Jim
L'avventura
Lola
The Magnificent Ambersons
Nouvelle Vague
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Sansho the Bailiff

Based and Armandpilled

Based and Armandpilled

I thought Americans weren't allowed to think like that. Is it because he's black and gay that he's allowed to wrongthink?

>Captain Marvel gives political cartoons a bad name. Instead of a form-fitting flight suit, Brie Larson’s Captain should wear a pink pussy hat, so we’ll know to laugh rather than salute.
Damn. King of Yea Forums

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Entire thread needs to have sex

It's because he doesn't give a DAMN what anyone thinks, the craft comes first

I miss the fake armond twitter that was so disturbingly accurate it scammed other film critics

I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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What would it say?

Is Armond paid by NR to always see the biggest capeshits? It seems like he has 0 interest.

it just repeatedly complained about J. Hoberman and complained about press screenings but also kept referencing almond's actual reviews so people got thrown off at first

>makes feminine belligerence unattractive
It’s always been like that

Armond White knows his capeshit reviews are the most popular ones he writes so he keeps doing them as the most effective vehicle to broadcast his disdain for millenials and their "nihilism."

>It’s always been like that
Yeah I don't know what kind of guy likes agressive female charcaters, it's some kind of sexual fetish. And after the Weinstein scandal, that outspoken feminist, we know where it's coming from.

Based as always.

>White review: no evidence of having watched the movie, padded with internet trivia about its cast and crew and anecdotes about The Grand Old Days of Cinema
What a surprise. Most of his "Let me instead talk about society" nonreviews follow the formula to a T. I don't expect him to parse every line and camera angle, but he never indicates an example of where a film falls flat and it's either because he didn't actually watch them or he was too drunk to recollect the details (and his public appearances lend credence to that hypothesis).
Dance for your upstate New York Jew surrogate parents, Armond, they're so proud of how articulate you are.
Up next: Armond shits all over movies made by fellow coons for not regurgitating his own opinions on race.

>t. cuck

Oh and just for the record he's probably 100% right about CM, it's just embarrassing to watch him pretend to have seen movies he gets paid to review.

>Even race-hustler Ava DuVernay knew that an offer to direct a comic-book movie was beyond her capabilities
His hits at his own kind are ALWAYS fucking hilarious.

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truly /ourguy/

truly /ourguy/

I love this man.

same