This is great...

Why does no one post the variant where aquaman dabs on Captain Marvel anymore?

Congrats, women. You too can have a bland and boring star in a generic action movie.

It's not you moron. Go back to reading your incel central webpages and idols like Matt Mc Gloin who have got nothing right yet.

It's always some huge conspiracy why you incels can't get laid

based scott mendelson poster

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Pic didnt post. It's the one of aquaman dabbing on Captain Kino

>not subtracting 100 million worth of tickets Disney bought

Congratulations, it broke even.

It's always some big conspiracy as to why God gave you cats instead of babies.

>Congrats, women
This movie was view by a far majority of mens, unlike Aquaman

this has even less proof than the allegations against michael jackson

Go to bed, Scott. No one is clicking on your shitty article.

>150 millions budget, 650 in millions marketing and buying their own tickets..

damn...

>I wish someone would sue Disney to find out if they have been buying up their own tickets
>My deepest fear is that they are going to do it again with Star Wars
Have sex

I saw this movie just because misogynists hate it. So fucking glad my effort of having to see capeshit was worth it.

>Feels good to win.
win what?

based

I just came here to laugh at the incessant "Disney bought up all the tickets" line.

>Disney executives' face when the money keeps rolling in due to some "cultural war" and people are praising how much money they are making

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S E E T H I N G loser

good boy points

this incel poltard is REALLY salty and mad

do you retards not realize that public companies can't easily do all the things you conspiracy autists claim they do? and if you can prove it, the SEC would love to hear from you

How the fuck are you gonna prosecute them when they have some random dude go to a theatre with straight cash, buy a ton of tickets, and never show up. You think they are gonna be able to trace that back to disney? gtfo retard.

They can do it occasionally, but they need movies (majority of) to stand on their own feet. And i doubt after Endgame this will continue.

I don't think the propagandists belive in their own propaganda

maybe some naive lurkers from reddit/youtube

Lol did you notice all the /pol/cel spam died off after the first few days it opened after claiming it was going to bomb hard, same with black panther and tfa. Will /pol/ ever take a hint lmao.

Imagine being such a loser that you're cheering a billionaire corporation getting more money, while using lefty political agendas and charities to get more money from low income people.

Not at all user, just fascinated by how things are turning out. There's really only one winner in this kind of thing and it's the studio.

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>random dudes walk into theaters with wads of cash to buy a hundred tickets
>forgot to do it for "Solo"
>"Solo" flops and kills the Star Wars Universe

Neck yourself downie.

>Imagine being such a loser that you're cheering a billionaire corporation getting more money
Yeah totally. Unlike being such a winner that you cheer a company losing money because muh politics.

How much of that is dinsney's own money though?

t. "go watch Alita" poster in the last week
t. suck the dick of any billionaire corporation like his dad Drumfy asked him to
t. vote for the tax cut for the billionaires
t. pretend to be neutral in the culture war after losing a battle

>all those idiots who saw alita as a protest and now disney gets the money
>disney now owns Cameron and Avatar
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
>titanic is now Disney too, which mean disney owns the highest grossing movie of all time
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>Mendelson
That faggot is paid by Disney, no?

Don’t bully /poltv/ too much for this, they see the success of Captain Marvel as a contributing factor to white genocide. Push them enough and they might shoot up a theater or something.

>user projecting his strawman this much
The old "If you dont like the lefty political marketing to a product you must be X", you shills are truly pathetic.

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Because Kennedy dropped the ball. Star Wars is run by narcissist feminazi who thought she shit gold. She thought she didn't have to cheat because she was a know better woman.

Kevin Feige is behind Captain Marvel. He knows feminazism is a tough sell and convinces Disney to buy tickets for charity for word of mouth publicity among basic white girls, poc girls, etc.

Ah the old >enlightened centrist cope that /poltv/
Iikes to use every time they lose. Delicious but also cringe,

Does that guy write anything but "BAKA TROLLS I TOLD YOU SO" articles?

Says you mouse shill, how much money are you getting to chill your corporated overlords?

I’m a capitalist so corporate overlords are based and redpilled. Fuck off back to your socialist hellhole you socialist libtard basedboy

I assume you have proof to support these claims?

What would Disney gain from buying their own tickets? The opportunity to make more movies that end up losing them money?

Wow, way to prove him right that you actually are very invested in this.

Someone else posted a stock conspiracy related to the fox buyout, since Disney is paying Fox in Disney shares.
I don't understand economics though

I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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Go to a sold out show
The place is empty

Do you know what marketing is and to what lengths some companies are willing to go to
You can't afford to be this fucking naive in 2019

And your proof of this?

What crime is "buying tickets" you idiot

The thing is to make people believe that trash like this is popular so people will pay for further trash. It's not that hard mate.

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No one is cheering for a corporation, we are just laughing at you, coping incel
Have sex

Movie would have made money regardless but buying tickets makes it look like a huge success (plus you'd get half back)
You cut into the profits so you can't do it all the time but it makes captain marvel look popular and HOPE to fix the sequel

Yes
I went opening weekend

>someone pays for the tickets
>this somehow doesn't count as money for Disney

Are you people stupid? Is your brain rotting?

I enjoyed it. It was a great lesbian movie.

That's the complete oposite of buying tickets you idiot.
Lying to the investors about proffits. But besides that no cinema chain would agree to that since ticket sales are just a tiny fraction of their winnings. It's stupid, Disney can force more screens, but thinking cinemas will agree to have LESS costumers of soft drinks is absolutly retarded.

Based retard
Companies cannot just give a hundred million to a random dude to buy their products lmao

If you don't have photographic evidence and a ticket stub I'm going to have to conclude you are a DC shill.

Incels think Disney would fraud the SEC to piss them off

>I'm supposed to believe Captain Marvel can make more money than Spider-Man and Guardians fo the Galaxy 2 and not just because of riding on Endgame coattails because it's not dropping too much either

Yeah ok
I'll never believe any box office shit again

>mmm yeah goy, keep making Iger richer

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I've never stated that mouse is not getting money. I'm just saying that they're using dirty schemes to make it look like CM is popular so it's making more money like while snowballing. With BP they gave away too much of the free tickets to blacks and betafaggots with white guilt, now they're smarter and just using their slaves to make money while calling it a charity. Cruel but brilliant if you ask me.

Cope

I want a photo of an empty or near empty theater with Capitan Marvel clearly visible on the screen. They've been claiming that they have all this evidence but when asked to provide this one extremely easy to obtain form of proof they've done nothing but deflect.

Because you're a conspiratard who cannot back up his claims when asked for evidence.

This level of cope
Amazing

Congratulations on being rich, Disney

*clears throat*

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We can all see that you're not a new IP, do you have any proof or are you just going to keep deflecting?

Disney will shoot up a theater for advertising purposes, if you are a fan of any of their movies, you are a fan of your own death

>accuse people of being disney shills because they aren't participating in your outrage party
>"hey don't unfairly pigeon-hole me!"
have sex

Congratulations on being rich, Disney

So keep deflecting, alright then.

Haha wow, they literally directly linked a Yea Forums thread. Well, now you know they're not scared off by our rhetoric.

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Disney makes more money with their theme parks than any of these Marvel movies ever make. They will dump whatever cash they can to from now on to keep their flops from being flops.

>according to Yea Forums
that's pretty low

Disney will kill you

>mouseshill talking about cope
top kek

Simmer down, incel(s).

ALL POWER TO THE KUNTS

Leftists, Feminists, SJWs, are cucking the shitt out of you Murrifats

How can a bleeding Kuntt every be a real man's Hero?
Grow a pair fools

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Shang-Chi will break 1 billion and I can't wait for the shills claiming it makes complete sense

If the rumours that the movie is going to center around a DBZ-style tournament format then it's a certified 10/10 kino.

If Black Panther is any indication there will be a group of /pol/tards saying "This is okay because did you know the comics are actually racist like us?"

It's Marvel, it will never be kino

>mfw they literally made Rotten Tomatoes delete and block negative reviews
>mfw criticizing a multi-billion-dollar media company is racist and sexist
Damn, mouseketeers are unhinged today

Disney will kill you

>>I saw this movie just because Disney told me misogynists hate it.

>muh /pol/
rent free

HOW DARE THEY DELETE SPAM REVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE I AM OFFENDED AT THIS

Box office drop on a monday? My mind is blown, my whole life is a lie.

thanks for spying on me to confirm I have seen the movie, Disney!

>huge drop off
>still setting records for march releases
*hawks loogie*
*spits in your face*

>Marvel can now release garbage even by MCU standards and break a billion if they just virtue signal right
Enjoy your cinematic wokeverse marvel friends lmao

The point being the movie won't hit 900, hell it is struggling to hit 800. (((Mendelson)))'s headline is sensational and inaccurate.

>g-g--gg-gg-gget w--ww-w-woke go bb-b-b-b-bbroke... what do you mean it didn't work?

Get laid and stop watching your wife get fucked

It won't break 900

Sure it won't. Just like it wouldn't break 600, and then 700, and then 800.

if they only counted reviews from people who have seen the movie, it would have 153 votes

Feels good to win.

We defeated those fat incels that are still virgins in their 30s, they think spending time spamming negative reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and reposting fake pictures of empty theaters showing Captain Marvel gives their lonely, wasted life some meaning.

Now their life has no meaning, except defeat and humiliation.

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It's been in theaters for less than two weeks and it's passed $800k. How is $800k in just 12 days "struggling"? It took Aquaman over 3 weeks.

Shills on full force I see.

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Why is their head made out of pizza?

>garbage even by MCU standards
Be real, Thor, Thor 2, Dr Strange, and Iron Man 2 are all much, much worse movies than Captain Marvel.

Holy shit, and Aquaman had the Christmas boost. So if it beats Aquaman's number, and does it faster, that's pretty much a death knell for all the haters, isn't it?

Pizza is the majority of the diet for Yea Forums alt-right anons.

>it’s another anti-feminist collects children’s toys and video games episode

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nope
in any event, none of them broke 1 billion

>passed 800
Except it hasn't, and now it will be bringing in < 5 million daily this week, and exponentially less the next. It won't hit 800 million until Wednesday at the earliest, probably Thursday. It probably won't see 850 million at this rate.

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DCEU has been turning it around. Wonder Woman and Aquaman were smash hits and Shazam will probably be a reasonably successful sleeper hit since its budget was kept under control

Compared to MoS and BvS underperforming alongside Justice League flopping theyve come a long way

>christmas boost
christmas movies are slower, retard

Is there any sort of solid evidence to this notion of Disney buying their own tickers or is it just wishful thinking? Genuinely curious, have never looked into it. Don’t understand why it’d be a good idea for them financially to do that.

>It took Aquaman over 3 weeks
Aquaman was released in the US only on the 3rd week

Oh are we doing the Monday drop thing again?

I cant wait for this fucking muh incel boogeyman to die holy shit
Kill yourselves faggots

NICE COPE LMAO

Shouldn't have labeled yourselves as incels then. That was your biggest mistake.

>The point being the movie won't hit 900, hell it is struggling to hit 800.
Every time you morons say shit like this it happens

Face it even if this week's box office is half of last week's it will STILL hit $900 million by next Monday

How?
I have a korean friend who went and saw it like 2 days after it came out, and he sent me a snap of the theater and it was completely empty

>implying

disney took care of it

You do realize there are places OUTSIDE the US and Canada where the movie is playing, right?

Surely you can post that picture.

Oh, you can't? How convenient.

Will they make another Endgame to bump it when the sequel comes?

Show me the math.

they're buying out fox with a stock swap option, so they want to push the value of disney stock as high as possible prior to the deal going though as they will have give up a lower number of shares

it sounds reasonable, and probably not against the law
if captain marvel fails, endgame ends up looking bad, and disney can't afford to ruin the boxoffice from the biggest movie in the biggest franchise in the history of cinema

>Will they make another Avengers movie? You know, the most consistently successful Marvel franchise that crosses 1 billion every film?

Gee, I dunno retard. Will they?

NOooooo somebody do something anything noooooo

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>even if it is half
I mean, it generally is even lower, I don't know why you're posting this as if being half of it is an extreme worst case scenario

Feige already indicated they're not going to be making more Avengers movies for a while

Are they still even going to release Endgame at this point? Marvel is finished.

Yeah, a while. Three years.

Now think back to how long the gap between GotG1 and 2 was.

>it sounds reasonable, and probably not against the law
Based retard

How much did disney pay you shill?

>since its budget was kept under control
But it's the marketing budget that's gone out of control

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I don't know.
Something just doesn't feel right.
With aquaman there was this energy and good will and literally everyone i know was excited and happy, while with this one nobody is even talking or cares about it and yet it's about to make 1b?

Did people really expect it to?
No matter how much people hated the drama around it or how much they pushed the feminist shit
Vast numbers of normies would gone to see it because its a Marvel movie

But it turned out to be a shit movie
So its going the Star Wars way, first movie made loads but fans hated it and word mouth got around and killed the next movies

MCU is now dead, they losing most of their famous actors and this pile shit is meant to be the new face of Marvel going forward

>as if being half of it is an extreme worst case scenario
I didn't if I did I probably would have put more emphasis on "half" by maybe capitalizing it or something

They only get 40% of foreign box office, people keep forgetting this.

Same amount that DC paid you, soi cuck

Ofc, I'm sure alot of this was perception control, Disney can't afford another TLJ debacle. I miss when Yea Forums was about taking down soulless corporations istead of propping them up.

Well, he's a millennial.
Millennials are inherently manchildren and womanchildren.
Just look at this so called "culture war".
Millennials should be forbidden from voting, or from having opinions in the first place.

Mostly anecdotal evidence, but a lot of it. Lots of people with no horse in the race on social media stating their confusion about how empty their local theater was even though the ticketing service showed it being sold out, and reports from theater owners who remained anonymous.

Again, not the best quality evidence there is. However, there is motive in that Disney wants their stock to be as high in value as possible when they acquire with Fox, so that they do not have to offer more shares. Captain Marvel flopping could have been disastrous for their deal with Fox, and it could have harmed Endgame which they expect to be tiheir real moneymaker this year.

From Disney's perspective, any money they lose on buying back Captain Marvel tickets will come back into their pocket when Endgame hits.

This place is now full of millennials.
Millennials are rabid creatures that have been brainwashed to suck corporate cock and defend the feelings of billionaire companies for selling them products.

>t-they are not promoting it because they know it will flop
>t-they are promoting it too much

will it need 750 MILLION DOLLARS TO BREAK EVEN though?

NOOOOOO HOW COULD WE LOSE ONCE AGAIN Yea Forums?!??1

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these 'people' come from resetera and twitter

This is completely false, retard. Aquaman was #1 at the box office it's first week, but still behind what they were expecting; then it had a MASSIVE second week because of the Holiday crowd.

You're right, so that means it took 5 weeks?

>keep hearing how groundbreaking this movie is
>keep seeing how much its earning
>go watch it
>mediocre and boring, like BP and pretty much anything marvel has been throwing since a couple of years
...so I guess I outgrew capeshit

And don't get me wrong, same stuff with DC, see Aquaman, it felt more like a chore than a evening in the movies

>Lots of people with no horse in the race on social media
How do you know they don't? Give a specific example.

"massive" = 52 million
they're slower because they have smaller drops, they don't have "boost"

I wouldn't doubt it with all this shit they're doing

Unless they're selling tickets for it then maybe they won't need to worry about costs

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Brand recognition. Marvel won't ever flop, Disney won't ever flop, those terms are behind them.

>Shazam will probably be a reasonably successful sleeper hit
I wouldn't bet much money on that. It's starring the guy from Chuck, for fuck's sake.

Keep on that disney dick boi, I think the mouse Is edging.

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>"750 million to break even"
>movie reaches over 800 million
>this somehow is not a success

It made 50 million dollars, retards. That's not chump change.

And it's trying to compete against Endgame and other better movies

>Star Wars won't flop ever

Remember user, if it's a non disney movie that is in any way competing with the Rat it will always need 1b to break even, like Alita with it's 170m budget and nonexistent marketing needing 500m to "break even" according to forbes and "Hollywood industry insiders", while CM with it's 200m budget, insane marketing, buying out theaters, having US air force do flybys on opening night already broke even at 350 million dollars.

>Brand recognition. Marvel won't ever flop
Moreso than brand recognition, now that the MCU is more interconnected, it's become more vital to see all of the movies in order to be up to date. The MCU has essentially become a serial that releases two or three 2.5 hr long episodes a year.

Nobody was expecting Aquaman to do well either.

It probably won't be another Captain Marvel but it's getting good reviews and both Marvel and DC seem to generally make money.

No you don't understand see $800 million is the new break even point. Next week it will be $900 million and then a Billion and then $1.3 billion

Yes yes we all know about the only disney star wars movie with a white, straight, male lead being a disappointment due to poor scheduling

I thought it was out like a month before Endgame.

I'm honestly more interested in seeing Pet Semetary that weekend. Hellboy's out the week after that, but I don't exactly have high hopes for that one.

Just like with Alita.
First it wasn't going to make even 100m, then 150, then 250 and even now at 400m + it's still a flop.

It doesn't.
Solo didn't "flop", it just didn't get a buckload of money, it was a successful movie, they expected more of course but what they earned was high.
This is like selling a 1 dollar pencil for 10 bucks when you wanted to get 20. It's a great sale.

NOT
GONNA
BREAK
900

Endgame is setting records no matter what happened to Captain Marvel, you incredibly moronic retard.

I love how the guy that writes this shit doesn't bother to hide what a creepo grease rat he is.

Where did $750 million even come from? Most sources I've seen put the budget around $150 million.

Solo literally made negative profit and lost over 100 million dollars.
Are you retarded?

No, two weeks. People think Detective Pikachu is also a month but it's actually just a week after.

Don't go betting any blu-rays on that champ

based
even if it happens to be a byproduct of disney's creative accounting, the fact that it triggers /pol/ incels, makes it priceless

Trolls use the same tactics no matter what side they're on. They're very predictable. And thus easy to ignore, but what it also means is that the logic that makes Alita a success is the logic that makes Captain Marvel a success. It's kind of like how if you defend Michael Jackson by saying the investigations cleared him, you have to admit Hillary Clinton is innocent as well.

The only photo "proof" I saw of an empty theater was a pic of a black screen and their movie ticket. Only problem was the movie time was for TWO HOURS after they posted the pic.

>Solo didn't "flop"

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>I'm honestly more interested in seeing Pet Semetary that weekend.
I think most people are especially with all the rave reviews

Like most things Yea Forums is bad at math

>even now at 400m +
Did it finally get there?

Warner fucked up shazam moving it until april. this week, it had chances, but the closer to endgame, the most likely to flop

>this week, it had chances
Oh no it didn't not with Us and Captain Marvel

>Is there any sort of solid evidence to this notion of Disney buying their own tickers
No. It's just trolls grasping at straws saying, "No, it's really a bomb, I swear!"

One example they kept posting was some girl whose boyfriend worked at a movie theater and she got to sit on on the quality check screening the day before release. She posted a pic of the empty theater, and the incels took it out of context.

sequel when?

No one is going to see Us.

If that's real then from marketing and buying their own tickets they're a billion dollars over budget.

The only way this makes sense is if they own all the theaters and are really just paying themselves to have a slightly lower maintenance bill that month.

>Solo literally made negative profit and lost over 100 million dollars.
Yeah, if you completely ignore the foreign box office and only look at domestic.
Are you retarded?

I was Anti-Feminist, now I'm full blown feminist because this movie did so well. Thanks Yea Forums, you could have stopped this but you didn't.

nobody cares for nigger horror, and captain marvel lost its thunder already
shazam's getting excelent reviews, but it depends on word-of-mouth to become popular, and that takes some weeks
at least we can agree it's gonna flop, right?

Us has sold out advance screenings across the country already. It's an R-rated horror movie, so it probably won't unseat Captain Marvel as #1, but if you think no one is going to see it, you're fucking kidding yourself.

>shazam's getting excelent reviews
Advance screenings don't start until next week and there's still a critic embargo. Shazam so far has no reviews. Don't lie just because you're stanning this retarded looking movie.

Money laundering/pumping their stock before they try to buy FOX so they can finally get X-Men/to keep hype and interested for Endgame/to sucker a few people into going to see it.

>stanning
see?

Solo's budget was over 500m because of the complete movie re shoot and it made only 400, please tell me how i'm retarded.

Because Captain Marvel is dabbing on Aquaman in reality

Actually it probably will.

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Thats the definition of flop though. Flop means when you expect a lot but you get way less, doesn't matter they still got more than what they invested.
If you expected 5 bazillions over your peny and you got 4, that's a flop.

If no one's buying the seats, of course they'd accept the money if they're being forced to have the shows on in there anyway.

All of those movies have characters with emotion though. Captain Marvel is the least liked, least interesting character in her own movie.

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>Advance screenings don't start until next week
Saturday. The movie itself is out next week

Shazam's social media reviews are literally raving about it
not like captain marvel ones, which disney embargo'ed until release date. always a bad sign

No wait nevermind I lost track of days again

Increase in stocks for the Fox buyout and manipulating public perception.
If rumors are true Captain Marvel will be the new leader of the Avengers after Endgame and she has like 7+ films lined up. Disney absolutely NEEDS Captain Marvel to succeed if they want to keep milking manchildren with their episodic capeshit.

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Shazaam will flop, your time is up White males.

You need a woman or POC to get the money now, what a great time to be alive.

just follow the money, and you'll be right 99% times
no way to get real data, when all media has interest in hide it. 50 years in the future, you might know the truth, when it becomes irrelevant to industry interests

>You need a woman or POC
Kek, get out, grampa, you need a Trans POC with a disability. See Titans.

Who's the disabled trans person in Titans?

>>All of those movies have characters with emotion though
>Thor
>emotion

>he actually believes incel youtube conspiracies

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Oh nevermind, I just googled and it's Jericho. That's actually a good fit.

Webm of this would be good so I can post it any time someone posts the Colbert webm.

Loki, Odin, Heimdall, Natalie Portman and the Dr. Scientist Man in that movie all have tons of emotion. That's my point.

So it's slowing down significantly? Welp, guaranteed to be a flop in DIsney's eyes then.

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shazam has no more than 80 million in marketing which is the same as the production budget.

>Disney buying tickets for their own movies
Based

>Disney pays Youtube to change the algorithim of Brie Larson
>Disney pays Rotten Tomatoe to supress negative reviews
>Disney pays for tickets to their own movie
I'd say that Disney is only now breaking even for all the money they spent shilling the movie.

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Jericho is mute (over his father removing his vocal cords), not defeaf. Also blueyed blonde dude, not Asian trans. "Good fit" never passed through my mind.

This movie is really living rent free in so many faggots’ heads right now.

>hahah he collects toys
>DUDE JUDGE JUDY LMAO FUNNY FRICKING GIF ALERT
Cringe manchild detected, grow the fuck up and stop making LE FUNNY FACE jokes, you worthless little faggot

>hates evil sexist /pol/cels
>still uses their slurs because faggy lefty shit don't work
Lol faggot

>rent free
>"slur"
Lol what the fuck are you smoking incel.

>We're trying to make the reviewing process more inclusive
>*deletes 50k reviews*

>so it probably won't unseat Captain Marvel as #1
it will

I'm the user you were replying to, and desu I am surprised. Then again, dumb horror always does well strangely- Annabelle, Hereditary etc

people have been saying faggot since the 80's dipshit, you dweebs didn't invent it

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H.S.

Based corporation protecting us from incel trolls I love you so much I hope nobody shoots up your corporate office

It's by the guy who made Get Out which made a huge amount of money. It was guaranteed to make money from the start.

This level of cope

I made the mistake of watching a post credit scene from captain marvel today, not even a fan of the move but when I refreshed my home page werr just pages and pages of videos from thequartering and video essays on how captain marvel hates white men. I'm going back to reading books, I fucking hate movies.

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Don’t get hung up on it, user. It doesn’t really matter in your normal day-to-day life. It’s not worth getting really upset over. I know it sucks. Just don’t consume what they’re selling. Break free from it. Find another pastime and put your energy into it. Work on yourself and be thankful for the good things you have in your life. There’s always books for entertainment. I’m currently reading the uncensored “Stranger In A Strange Land”. It’s kino. Point is, your imagination is the most valuable thing you have. Don’t let some soulless megacorp tell you what qualifies as entertainment, especially one that has ruined the integrity of every artist that allowed it to become what it is today.

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They are faggots though what else am I suppose to say? They’re certainly not cool or else they wouldn’t let a fucking kid’s movie live rent free in their heads.

Judge Judy is pretty anti-feminist too desu. She used to be a family law judge and opposes the modern feminist custody system. She's spoken out a few times about how divorced mothers shouldn't automatically get custody

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COPE

>lying to investors
Hahaha . Keep on reaching incel. It's perfectly legal to buy tickets to a movie

Sorry I hurt your feelings by calling your funko pop collection gay, numale.

>send underpriveledged girls to watch a movie where the character they're supposed to identify with tells her mom and only living relative to go on a possible suicide mission for her own benefit immediately after she says that she can't risk leaving her child as an orphan
Jesus Raimi

I’m just using a reaction image, dude it’s not that deep.

I remember reading a lot of books that say a lot of things that if put into a movie or video game would ve incredibly controversial and would be blown out of proportion politically , as an example a light novel I really enjoy had a joke about a guy getting too close and the main character wondering of he was gay, and a scene about how women were drawn to strong men and a character wanting to become more feminine, I wondered why no one seemed to be in an uproar about this stuff, then I realized no one gives a shit about what a book says, if you really want to be free from "politics" in entertainment start reading some books.

I'm surprised people aren't more skeptical about this stuff when the PR campaign and reviews for Captain Marvel were way worse than Ghostbusters 2016 but they still outperformed it.

>150 million budget
>100 million marketing
>100 million bulk ticket buying

the marvel films with the biggest political agendas always end up making the most money
really makes you think

This is true even of American books, Stephen King puts some fucked up stuff in his books and nobody cares about it because nobody reads books. Even the supposedly famous ones like The Shining, you should see some of the stuff that's in the book. So yeah, I agree. Books are awesome.

US will easily destroy captain MarySue . It's literally the same audience for both movies and they all saw Capt Marvel already

The pro-feminists do that too. They can't help it, they don't know what else to do with their money because they have no identity outside of their 'fandoms'.

I disagree, he should purchase firearms and ammunition

Also, what's the name of the light novel?

>literally the same audience
There’s no way Us will have the skewed male/female ratio of Captain Incel.

It has a female protagonist, a minority female protagonist at that, who's an actually good actress in a movie with an actually good director with an interesting premise.

How could it not out perform Captain Marvel?

As opposed to anti-feminists who just collect them because they’re autistic.

Overlord, if you haven't heard of it
skythewood.blogspot.com/p/knights-and-magic-author-amazake-no.html?m=1
MC later in the novel straight up says he does what he wants because no one can stop him

I haven't even watched Captain Marvel but I was thinking of buying a Funko for the trolling. What do you guys think, which one should I go with?

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No, they're both autistic and both have no actual character outside of the fandoms they 'follow'.

Wasn't it past 800 like a week ago according to shills? They are just repeating old milestones.

Go with the Captain marvel and Maria one. Pretend they're both superheroes. Or else Talos and Marvel and pretend she's the villain and he's the hero. You'll trigger lorefags, SJWs and anti-SJWs all at once if you do the second one. The first option will hopefully annoy both too.

Oh, I actually do know Overlord, mainly because of the anime. But I always meant to check out the light novel because it seems better, so thanks for the link.

Buying toys to own Disney

Glad we could agree that anti-feminists are autistic

They're both incredibly autistic and you're autistic too if you can't see that lad.

Savage af

I, uh, don't get it.

Enjoy your brain parasites.

So in conclusion: anti-feminists are autistic.

NO problem, I'm trying to get into reading some comica myself, it's amazing how having a few hundred pages can add so much more depth and like ability to a character than a 2 hour film or anime

(you)

Took you long enough

NOOOOOO what did I make all these videos and brainwash all these zoomers for??? REEEEEE

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HERE'S THE TRUTH, DISNEY KNEW THEY MADE A PIECE OF SHIT BUT ARE DESPERATELY SHILLING CAPTAIN MARVEL BECAUSE THEY'VE DECIDED TO RUN THE MCU INTO THE GROUND WITH FEMINIST/SJW POLITICS LIKE THEY HAVE WITH STAR WARS!!!

THE DISNEY/FOX MERGER WAS AROUND THE CORNER, SO THE MOUSE NEEDED TO MAKE CAPTAIN FUNGI INTO AN "EVENT" SINCE THEY'RE TOOTING HER AS THE "NEW FACE OF THE MCU"!!! SO THEY'VE BEEN USING POLITICS TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT CM IS SOME FEMINIST MILESTONE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY'RE SIMPLY PISSED THAT DC/WB BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH WITH WONDER WOMAN!!!

SO IN ORDER TO ONE-UP DC/WB THEY BULK BOUGHT TICKETS, CENSORED WEBSITES AND SILENCED CRITICS WHILE ALLOWING THAT NARCISSISTIC VAPID AIRHEAD FUNGI BREEDING GREASEBALL TO RUN HER MOUTH SO THEY CAN CLAIM THAT ANY BAD REVIEWS OR REPORTS OF THEIR TICKET BUYING PRACTICES ARE LIES FROM "RUSSIAN BOTS, INCELS, MANBABIES ETC..." BOOGEYMEN!!!

THE FOX/DISNEY MERGER IS WORTH TENS OF BILLIONS AND DO YOU THINK THE MOUSE WOULDN'T SPEND A FEW HUNDRED MILLION TO ENSURE A SHIT-TIER MOVIE WAS PERCIEVED TO BE A HIT TO BOOST STOCK VALUE?!?

YOU KNOW ALL THIS TO BE TRUE IN YOUR HEARTS!!!

!!!FACT!!!

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The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

He really can't get enough of that crying dude with the glasses.

Guys, I think that channel might have an agenda.

Women like Cap, Tony, Spider-Man, Loki and Thor: why would we support other women? We don’t want to see some smug, racist toe fungus cunt on screen. We hate each other women at the best of times. Marvel-Disney are not casting vaginas to please the majority of women, if we’re White we’re not even allowed to play our own characters anymore, such as Valkyrie and MJ. Instead of making high quality films with good casts they’re pandering to SJW femcels, anti white racists and misogynistic gay men.

>shill containment thread
BRILLIANT

ITT: Assblasted intel’s getting devestated by the fact that women are finally getting their rights and privilages that they’ve been stripped of. Just give up, women are finally becoming equal now and there is nothing you sexist piles of filth can do about it

So what you're saying is I should create another thread?

There are no incels on the right darling, it’s all you creepy femcels and male feminists, and beta poos who crave white girl, it’s you who are involuntary starved of sex. That’s why you hate the West, because it laughs at you.

This is why I use AMD. Intels disgust me.

Imagine taking the time to make this, then calling someone else an incel

Pictures taken of the audience sizes from various cities on opening night and subsequent nights for two weeks will put this debate to rest.

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bisexual man here. i think women we're always good. we're just being assholes right now. not sexist here. i'm happy

Yes I just thought it was ironic given that Judge Judy is also an anti-feminist

95% of actual women are anti feminist, even the word gives us a fragrance of smelly pits, yeast, toe fungus, desperation.

>by giving money to megocorps
OHNONONONO, when did feminism become to dependent on corporated cock to work?

Guys. In the scene where she goes supapower outside of ronan's ships, that's sonic unleashed right? I can't be the only one right? It's the same fucking scene from the opening of sonic unleashed dude

youtu.be/mqHxGoFERZw sonic

youtu.be/Ik5obPotleQ captain marvel

I'm pretty sure whatever trope this is predates Sonic Unleashed.

Trump is still president.

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Reminded me of this

youtu.be/KeCOPl7jk_g

No dude I mean there's literally the same scenes. Rushing trough closing doors to explode the ship, flying away to meet the enemy face to face from the other side of a glass window...

what a cuck

Yeah, and I mean that Sonic Unleashed is probably copying it from something else and Captain Marvel is copying that thing. I just doubt they looked to a Sonic game for inspiration.

>No one is cheering for a corporation
>millenial cocksucker
Imagine this level of self-delusion. Have Nike.

>saw the movie for the meme, haven't watched a marvel movie in theaters since the first avengers
>The ticket guy says "have a MARVELous time!", and I shoot some finger guns at him while saying "haha nice"
>four other people in theater, a fat couple and two guys watching it alone
>before the movie there's some weird commercial for the air force which basically just says "hey guys, ladies are in the air force, silly boys"
here are my thoughts on the movie in no particular order
>brie switches from playing marvel as a spunky fun character to completely wooden high school project tier acting
>apparently her relationship with her family was bad even though we see her brother in a flashback warning her to slow down before she crashes a go cart and her dad rightfully calling her stupid
>There's a few painfully cringey "muh stronk womyn" moments, like when some white guy is catcalling her and she ignores him and at the end where all of the flashback versions of her stand up after falling down and crossing her arms and making a "powerful" expression
>Nick Fury is played as comic relief, which works alright
>Jude Law's character is pretty neat, I didn't see the twist coming
>Ben Mendelssohn is unironically the best actor in the movie, I didn't even mind the cringey "muh refugees" part due to how well he delivered it
>The black friend's actor is really bad
>This is really obvious during some ""emotional"" scene where she gives a horribly written teary speech to brie
>Most of the writing is serviceable at best
>CGI is noticeably bad
>action is okay, nothing too egregiously bad but nothing interesting either
>worldbuilding for Kree homeworld is nonexistant
>Skrull makeup is actually really good, but the costumes are completely uninspired scifi alien clothes
>ending is neat
>didn't see post credits scene
I think the movie is below average. If you're a marvel superfan you'll probably like it. I'm not seeing anymore marvel movies.

Marital status of these posters: single

Social status of this poster: Kneeling in his living room during NFL play

>amerinsectoid thinks civilized people care about mutt sports
Lmao

>>The ticket guy says "have a MARVELous time!", and I shoot some finger guns at him while saying "haha nice"
BASED AS FUCK

>female lead super hero movies since the 80's
Name any good ones before Wonder Woman. The only ones I can think of are garbage like Supergirl, Elektra, and Catwoman.

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>Property of Walt Disney

I think you literally listed all of the ones that exist, period. Plus I always found it a stretch to call Elektra and Catwoman "superheroes."

>Imagine taking the time to make this
do you not know how to take a screenshot?