What are the perks of being a werewolf?

What are the perks of being a werewolf?

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You have an excuse for being so hairy

me on the right.

Wolf dick

huge wolf weener

white women are always looking to get the knot

A big wolf knot dick.

what happens to their shorts and sneakers when they transform?

Briefly escape your manlet form.

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shirtless and native
guaranteed alcoholism
dab on prettybois

It's not supposed to have perks. Being a werewolf and a vampire are soul-crushing curses, for no craven beast nor ravenous demon may know God's love.

i wonder how many trillions of dollars in human history have gone towards camera angles and editing to make manlet 'stars' look human-sized

Eating your own shit

Half the budget of any Tom Cruise movie goes to this.
Also the actor who played Big Guy in Dark Knight Rises was only 5'9"

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You get to be a good boy

easy to lick own balls

get to knot white women

>all werewolf actors had no body hair

Seems like we have some fans of the movie Big Bad Wolf on our hands.

Fair amount of werewolf on female rape in it, also the chick form the Halloweentown movies is in it

Really boils down to what form fo the curses you have.
You have the Strain version of vampirism, chances are you aren't even yourself.
Underworld version of vampirism, especially if you're turned by post evolution Selene, you're OP in all sense of the term.

Hell if you're Dracula untold type vampire you can turn into literal swarm of bats and back with no fucks given

OH NONONONONONONONONO

Do you think she would often get fucked by packs of werewolfs every day?

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they really fucked up when they changed her hair style

>also the chick form the Halloweentown movies is in it
WHAT
I had the biggest crush on her as a kid. Plus I still watch Halloweentown every Halloween. Fite me

Get to be around hot shirtless dudes all the time

Anyone else a guy and have fantasies about being fucked by a wolf/dog? I'm not gay either btw

Super strength, increased agility, super senses (super tracking), healing factor (vary), magical resistances to some properties.

They usually have 3 forms. Base human, humanoid wolf and sometimes a full wolf form

>tfw werewolf girl fetish
>tfw not enough movies with them in it
sure there's Cursed, Ginger Snaps, AWIP, and some of the Howling movies too

>Wear high heels all the time
>Laugh at men for being "shorter" than you
absolutely disgusting

You get to see all the ghost of your buddy's you killed

any werewolf films that portray this myth?

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wild monster sex with Aela the Huntress

Half of Yea Forums wants to fuck you.

Wolves are cool.

Hang yourselves.

My wife is 5'7".

I'm still taller than her even when she wears 6" heels.

Consider bone extensions.

Nice larp. But you forgot to mention a 6 figure job.

You are your own best friend :)

Wolves are just retarded dogs

you get pet by cute grills

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Those women are old and fucking ugly though.

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Gib snap twink

>teen girls unironically consider this jacked

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I'm pudding together a team

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he's in the 95th percentile with that body, he gets a pass

the other half of the budget goes to making him not look 60

it's ottermode and it's what most people find attractive

you can pee in your front yard and no one bats an eye

If you shave the dog is it always shaved then? Or do you get a new dog everytime

Girls like it that way tho, skinny with abs.

Literally nothing better than the perks of vampirism