Stranger Things 3

They wouldn't fucking dare.
Would unironically stop watching

The only way they can keep it interesting is some of the kids dropping dead.

>How many children are you friends with?

Is this a joke about MJ being a pedo? Especially since they used him for the S2 trailer.

no you insecure spastic it's a joke about him being an immature idiot with a kid right in front of her

try picking up on social cues sometime

What did she mean by this?

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The redeeming quality of last season was when Mike and the kids getting back together, so this might be good if they stayed together for the most time

you know who else is immature? the kids MJ groomed and fucked

Michael Jackson didn't groom or have sex with any child, though.

You're right, my mistake. It wasn't any one child, it was multiple children

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Michael Jackson has never groomed or had sex with any child, let alone multiple. Do you have evidence to the contrary?

>Steve dies this season. Calling it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You've gotta give the editors for these trailers credit. This one and the first season 2 trailer (with Thriller) both have absolutely sublime editing.

>mace black kid
>big red N flashes next
Kino

>season 3
what the hell, what's this show about? i only watched the first few episodes of s1. there was some unseen monster killing people and the mute girl escaping. surely they're not still dealing with that stuff

You live under a rock? Watch the documentary that just came out.

His legs go on forever

She is ovulating

Yes, they are

Its a different monster each season basically

So a one-sided documentary in which two people just recount stories (which are dubious at best) of being diddled counts as evidence to you? Man, you are pretty stupid.

I love how ready people on this board are to complain about people getting MeToo'd but will readily jump on a bandwagon because all it takes for them is to watch a documentary to make them an expert on something, apparently. Nevermind the fact that Jackson was found not guilty repeatedly and that there was shown to be a lack of evidence repeatedly. But nah, you watched a documentary so you know a whole lot I'm sure. Cool hot take.

Imagine what those kikes thinking when they decided to put those kids in short shorts

>a documentary is evidence

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FUCK OFF SHILL

They opened a portal to hell and monsters are invading.

>where's the proof?
>here's the proof you asked for
>fuck you I'm not gonna watch it reeeeee

why waste time asking questions when you don't want an answer?

was it kino?

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Tbh men back then did wear very short shorts.

Who are they though

NBA players wore short shorts until the early 90s

I watched the documentary. Why didn't you answer my question? There certainly wasn't a bit of evidence in a documentary where two people just tell stories lol.

Good going on you though feeling like you're a big boy on a subject because you went on a bandwagon and watched a documentary on something. You're really doing your due diligence.

>they fucked finn while he was wearing those shorts

Blue polka dots is Millie's ass. I should know, I penetrated it.

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where was the proof in that documentary, i only saw a bunch of broke liars trying to defame someone because theyre at the end of their dead-end careers. they didnt do a very good job either since theres various errors and holes in their stories and many dates that are incorrect. of course youll never accept that tho, ur just an NPC following trendy outrage

Obsessed

If you hop on bandwagons and accept the NPC programming you can be socially accepted and feel good. No one cares about truth or fact, emotions are the closest thing to reality. The longer you try to be the voice of reason the more miserable and ostracized you will become.

life guard guy is secretly gay. gets aids -spreads to all the bitches in town he banged.
>actually,they should drop the monster shit and just make a comfy totall 80's nostalgia show for us gen x'rs

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Who's hotter? Millie or Sadie? Can't decide which one I want to assfuck harder

If a documentary where they only get one side of a story is proof of anything then the next sentence is easily just as much proof you're a pedophile faggot. You fuck kids and you're a faggot. There's your proof right there.

Why no both

poor girl...

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40 year old hag or the round face potato? Probably the potato

also she told David Fincher to his face she "knows how to make men happy" and asked if he wanted her to strip for him

That was my plan all along!

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w h a t

There's actually hints of that in the trailer. Seems like Dustin left for some reason, Lucas and Max are together, Mike and 11, so Will is left alone and he's probably pretty fucked up about it cause they're the only ones who know what happened to him.

this trailer has scenes from the pilot script that was never made

specifically the stalker looking gas mask guys in the lab with the bright explosion and millie on the beach.

the pilot was set in montak I wonder if that beach is at montak or like lake Hudson or what ever that lake is above Chicago

Fuck S3 would be worth watching...anyway

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Source?

so shes going to be a yuggggggggge star. i like her-she has some talent at least.

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the way fin holds Millie's hand even when trying to act in love is so hilarious he just looks depressed

can't find the pic/post where it reveals the identities but this was the story

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Jesus, Maria y Jozé...

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You didn't miss anything.

was waiting for this

>2:50 of spoilers
yeah im not watching that shit. fuck trailers in general

Based David Fincher

What is going on here?

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dios mios

*Sniiiiiiiifffffffffff*

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here we go, thanks user

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there is MGS and Stalker references in this.

hopper is holding a socom silenced pistol at 2:11 with no laser attachment to make it less obvious but its the gun from MG1/2

and the gas mask dudes with the long pipes going noware are def stalker reference no one actually had gasmasks like that

Montak would make sense -its near Plum Island where .gov actually made bio weapons and other weird shit.

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It's all garbage with a few slivers of truth shoved in to make imbeciles eat the shit. The whole site is like that.

Then again Millie already had her tits on camera when she wasn't wearing a bra and had her shirt hanging open while rolling over.

They have a bunch of corroborating evidence. Of course they can't actually prove that Michael did any of the sexual stuff but everything else he did is a proven fact:

>tore families apart
>aggressively pursued underage boys
>dumped them when they hit puberty
>played them off against each other when he needed a favour
>slept with underage boys almost every night
>had a collection of child pornography
>had multiple alarms alerting him to the presence of someone approaching his room which was behind multiple doors
>never showed any sexual interest in adults, female or otherwise

So, it's entirely possible Michael slept with all those boys and never did anything sexual and unless we have a video of him fucking a kid then we'll never be able to prove it 100% but I think it's pretty fucking likely that he molested at least some boys.

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succubus

i somehow find it hard to believe that anyone, let alone fincher of all fucking people, are entertaining the idea of a pretty baby remake

>Then again Millie already had her tits on camera when she wasn't wearing a bra and had her shirt hanging open while rolling over.
sauce

its actually not to bad season2 trailer was terrible for spoilers as was season1 I expect.

season2 trailer most of the footage was from the last episode... even the dramatic stuff at the end of this trailer is not the ending of the season prob episode 5 at most.

not him but this
>>never showed any sexual interest in adults, female or otherwise
is blatantly untrue

Dios mio... La creatura....

god I love being an american...

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Winona ages in reverse

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MulletChad is the biggest reason i'm tuning in, i love abuse kino

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I get a Terminator vibe to that guy

I hope there is lots of scenes of will complaining how annoying eleven is and how he wishes they never met her.

they could only make it if the girl was a tranny. straight underage is a no-no but lgblt can get away with it,
I'd love a 70s ny film like taxi driver done by

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Oh come on, you really believe Michael was ever sexually interested in any adult females?

He probably went on dates and stuff with women when he was young just to keep up appearances. If he was really into women he could have had any woman in the world at the height of his fame but instead he was only ever really seen with young boys. And the whole Lisa Marie Presley marriage was an obvious sham. Lisa never slept in the same room with him. And don't get me started on Debbie Rowe.

#metoo?

youtu.be/XUrjZ_WDJKY?t=569
>how did you and millie build that bond?
>i dunno... it was just like written in the script
Yeah there's no bond

The Shining remake looking kino

Fincher

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looks like shit. netflix is so pleb tier

If it was the real 80s those shorts should be 2 inch shorter.

What if they're both based for hating each other?

Would pound that boipucci so hard.

>Jake Busey plays the journalist who becomes possessed by the mindflayer's cloud-ghost that was once possessing Will. It also possesses Billy. It uses those two to hunt down Eleven, because she's the only one who can shut a portal that the mindflayer opens. The mindflayer also has an army* of man-sized creatures that look like actual mindflayers which can hypnotize people for a limited amount of time. They manipulate people to find the location of Eleven, but they can only do a 1v1 mind control. Jake Busey and Billy are their eyes and ears in heavily populated areas where they can't mind control everyone.

>There's also an illness that the main characters (except will and eleven) get. It's caused by inhaling the upside down's atmosphere without a respirator (remember that the scientist who entered the upside down was in a full hazmat suit and mentioned the weather was "beautiful with a chance of radiation" or something like that). Hopper gets sick first because he inhaled the most radiation. He pretends to be ok until the kids fall ill. They try to find Paul Reiser's character to figure out a cure but his company is nowhere to be found. It dissolved and reformed under a new name, and that company owns the mall which was featured in the s3 teaser. Their new lab is underneath the mall and is connected underground to another building on the edge of the mall's parking lot. The mini-mindflayers (human sized) slowly escape the upside down after the scientists go home for the day, as to not arouse suspicion. A janitor sees one and runs away. Steve and his coworker share a moment on top of the mall after hours and see the janitor's van peeling out from the side-building.

*the majority of the mindflayers stay in the upside down. they cross through the portal 1-2 at a time, at night, as to not be detected. the scientists monitor the portal and see small signs of activity at night but they chalk it up to the portal "burping". the first few mindflayer appearances are brief, only showing a single mindflayer. then there are more sightings, far apart from each other. it's designed that way to make the viewer believe the mindflayer can teleport or warp space, but later it's revealed that there are multiple mindflayers which have crossed through

episode titles:
1. “Suzie, Do You Copy?”
2. “The Mallrats”
3. “The Case of the Missing Lifeguard”
4. “The Sauna Test”
5. “The Source”
6. “The Birthday”
7. “The Bite”
8. “The Battle of Starcourt”

Why's she getting so round?

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MJ isn't a pedo, he was protecting those kids from pedos.

She's a big girl.

el ogro de los objectos estrangeros

This show is boring, wow.

that's obviously not the entire rundown of season 3. it leaves out a lot.

Please tell me Steve dont die

Sound like bullshit, and doesn't really line up with the trailer.

Just tell me does Finn fuck

Nah. Billy is a goner though.

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Looks bette than Season 2.

Where does the new monster fit into the equation?

is nancy wheeler going to be in thong/bikini? was she in thong/bikini in season 2? i never finished season 1.

wrap two chicken bones in some ribbon, dude, you'd get the same effect as that skeleton

based

What did she mean by that last line?

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I don't get it how does that make him insecure do you think he's Michael Jackson?

The kids just probably constantly flock to Steve when they see him at the mall.

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Just end this series and make a Steve spinoff already

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Is this what Americans look like?

Pastaniggers mixed with beaners

The government made the myth about camp hero to distract people from actual fucked going on ten miles away off the coast of Long Island.

Trump actually looked into buying Plum Island and turn it into an uber elite resort but backed out quickly once he found out the clean up would take like probably a 100 billion dollars. Shit like anthrax spores and black plague take thousands of years to die.

Also I heard they made new Plum island in Manhattan Kansas.

what casting agent thought this was a good idea?

Me wanna lick those legs from bottom to top

>WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

Maybe he's just supposed to be ugly? Not everyone is a model

kek

>Plum Island has google reviews

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why did Michael Jackson have books with pictures of naked kids, and why did those books have children’s fingerprints on them. And I’m honestly asking, I’m willing to accept there is a reasonable explanation I haven’t considered.

poor finn

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The kiss was the climax of the last season, the way they showed this in the trailer this time, makes me think it's a false flag and they're gonna break up a few episodes in

>hello, fellow kids!

me on the left, just hanging out at the public pool.

Imagine being Finn Wolfhard in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Millie, you fuckin' fine" etc etc

I'm hype for more Finn kino

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that's not winona

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Whats the monster reference?

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Cronenberg.

>Season 4 rolls around

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What's he taping?

>Steve doesn't become a cop training under Hopper and instead becomes some cuck working at an ice cream shop

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lol I was thinking Lady looked a lot like Finn when i was playing

Trailer was KINO

>Yea Forums has vivid fever dreams of Mad Steve driving around the midwest with his freakish sidekick beating the crap out of monsters and not playing by anyone's rules not even his own
>instead he works in an ice cream salon
sad times
also

>flavour of the month
how ironical

>they're teenagers now
>IT'S ONLY TEEENAGE WASTELAND

What did they mean by this?

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They're just losers who will deny it until they're presented with videographic evidence of him molesting a child which obviously doesn't exist. At some point you have to decide whether you believe the victims and that Michael Jackson is capable of that and they choose not to for reasons I don't understand.

V looks like an older Finn, to me.

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Stranger Sneeds

reddit cheered right here

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Looks more like Rami Malek as Freddie Murcury

KINO IS BACK ON THE STREAMING
Its a couple scenes out of 8 episodes relax

Yea Forums cheered right here

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Cute

Literally me

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>showing monster in full view in fucking trailer
This is beyond pathetic

millie bobby brown's face and head is too big for her body and when she is an adult she will look like a stupid bitch with a big head

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The actual monster is the Mind Flayer from season 2, brainlet

It bugs me that it's literally just Millie Bobby Brown and the entire characterization of Eleven from season 1 has been thrown out of the window
Can't tell if she's a terrible actress or the script is just bad

will that paki bitch be in this season? that whole subplot in season 2 was so bad i blocked out what happened with it

Millie will ruin the new Godzilla

Wow it's garbage

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>girl is raised in a lab with no socialization
>acts autistic when she first gets out
>1.5 years later after socializing with normal people
>"why doesn't she still act autistic waaaah"

Who's the swimsuit babe?

I really felt offended by this. Why did I have to the the maw of that goblin?

>1.5 years are enough to turn from literal mute autist to turbo slut
Those feral children can return to the society and never act like normal people in their whole life
And she was also kept in Hopper's basement for a year so it was only half a year

He isnt old enough to be a cop in the US, its 21 here.

Natalie dryers friend Francesca some thing

they probably have fucked irl natalie met her on that film where she masturbates to cybersex and posted bulk Instagram of her for months afterwoods then when they was casting season3 they announced her getting the part. her characters called heather. shes like the new barb I think but not sure if she actually dies there is a scene of her getting sucked into some thing thou in the trailer and the casting notes said she gets involved in a dark mystery or some thing

the girl in the ice cream shop was also cast via nepotism she is Winona Ryder god daughter

the trailer looked cool as fuck but unless the show has Nancy 3 sum and will coming out as gay I wont be impressed. imo Netflix will neuter the will story as they know lots of parents watch it with their kids.

imo Nancy already had bulk gay vibes for barb like she was thinking of her while fucking and her mum gave me a vibe she thought her daughter was queer. might just be the actors IRL vibes thou

How is she a turbo slut? She has zero lines in this trailer and every shot of her and her mannerisms seem like they're just continuing down the path they already were with her. She was a little less autistic in season 2, and she seems a little less autistic than that here.
>Those feral children
She isn't a feral child a la Genie. She was raised by scientists in a closed-environment and raised a weirdly by them, but raised nonetheless.
>kept in Hopper's basement
Hopper basically treated her like a regular person and it seemed like the time she spent with him did her a little good.

you can die in the military at 17 but you cant die in the streets of ya own town.

Is Billy goona die? He's like the only good thing about this show.

You can get around that by being a Military Police officer.

That way your own military members can kill you during a domestic disturbance.

Absolute KINO synth version of Baba

good 2 know freedom is ALL freedoms

MOMMY RYDER IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS

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>Steve dies this season
Pls no

its in her facial expressions and body talk. honestly im so surprised by how out of character she is that im now fairly sure she is the one dieing in this season. she would have known before shooting and would explain this shitty performance. she looks like she isn't even trying. her mouth is hanging in one of the scenes like she is drunk at a British peer and you cant tell its not her "acting like a normal happy eleven" its some thing els

>png of a youtube screenshot
what a retard

Who's the girl in this?

t. autist, for example:
>her mouth is hanging in one of the scenes like she is drunk at a British peer
She hung her mouth open a lot in seasons 1 and 2.

Probably some nobody that dies later on.

She got too famous and doesn't try anymore.
She's probably too focus on being a celebrity than improving on her acting

they should have explored eleven as being trans.

the way she didnt know what being a girl was in season1 had potential they should have kept that as a theme and actually shown a real trans character not hollywoods stupid idea of "intersexed" or what ever they do. having a character with no idea what female norms are hanging out with horny teenage boys would actually be good TV instead they make a TOMBOY teach her to be a girl..

that makes no sense.

btw thou max was originally the idea for grown up nancy. in the pilot lucas likes nancy not dustin. and original season2 was set in future. if max becomes girly with eleven (which is a stupid plot twist to make the nongender lab rat and tomboy skater go girly when they start getting laid but what ever) hopefully nancy becomes cool.

duffers reak of Yea Forums btw. some thing about how they handel shit isnt SJW at all its like they have bad thoughts do what they think people want but deep down and still cunts like us. i think its part of their apeal.

The spraying in the face was too much and too cliche. But the prank seems something they would do, I liked it.

Season 3 seems already better than 2, has a nice stand by me feeling too. I would watch these characters without much paranormal shit desu

no its different its not like that its like only on one side like shes trying to be interested in what max is saying like a "oh rly bitch" face. its totally out of character

What the fuck are these kikes thinking just give him a pair of pants, I grew up in bumfuck nowhere hot as hell Texas and wore black jeans year round.

Kind of this but unironically, it would have been a neat way to explore the relationship between sex/gender and a lot of the cultural norms we associate with genders

t. autist

/ss/ confirmed

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Season 2 was so fucking bad that it killed any hype for me

They did wear those back in the 80s though

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I still have no idea was /ss means and I'm 7'3 to boot

He looks like he's trying to hold Will's hand. Also that's one of the worst wigs I've ever seen.

hopefully they learned their lesson what's with that episode being the lowest rated of all or something

That's not a wig, they just straightened his hair

BASED

Why does Will look like he's constantly on the verge of tears? Is it the molestation?

I still wear those socks.

Looks better than 2, too much neon, thought.

He's gay in small town 80s America, He got raped, and impregnated by a monster, his dad's a dick, his mothers a control freak who probably takes an ax to the bathroom door if he takes too long shitting, and everyone he knows is dating. Why wouldn't you constantly be on the verge of tears?

I think the neon is kino. I like the different style they're going for.

Lol nope

Okay, if you put it like that.

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>and impregnated by a monster
Imagine if that happened to you haha

You know, I remember they alluded to him being gay near the beginning of season 1 and never brought it up again. I wonder if that's coming back this season.

I'm not saying it looks bad, just don't think if it really suits the series.

I posted on reddit this subplot would be legal as Billie's character in fiction is 18 like Nancy is in season3. but I got banned from the website.

i assume it was sad lonely 41 year old single mother moderator.

It doesn't fit the previous two seasons... but season 2 aping off season 1 so hard was what got them criticized last time around. It's different and doesnt "fit", but I think it'll end up working pretty well at the end of the day.

yeah all that riveting teen drama

It will happen before the show is done. They will introduce a boy to the show and the Netflix Jews will make them kiss like they did zoomer and niglet

the show isn't a drama thou.

like nothing in season1/2 is drama its more filmic than that.

I want to bury my face between his thighs

Is the kaiju gonna break out or be an eternal dick tease. At this point that's all I care about.

You deserve to die

eleven is going to die in season3 that monster at the end has a arm coming out of it. (its actually mutated billiy bobby brown not CGI) mike and will will happen. its not just a meme.

she was already purposefully cut from season2 and sent off on her own. and when filming episode7 the duffers went crazy at the crew and was yelling at women staff only probably over some argument about the eleven character desu. duffers are actually based.

Frodo styled all over the other "actors" then gets killed. The end.

by being suffocated between his thighs yeah

you realise scientist have actually proved that race has no impact on penis size its on Wikipedia.

the reason people think black people have big peens is the porn industry is racist and only hires black people for penis size while they hire white people for looks and performance.

if you dont belive me look in history black people was not hated for having big peens thats only happend in the last 20years and is not even true.

> Jews use the porn industry to promote racial division in the US
Gee, whoda thunk it

Pierce Brosnan's newest project

looks like two lesbians.

I'm almost proud that no one has posted that foot shot

Would have preferred it if they didn't include any monsters in the trailer, its most likely a false-flag but it still makes them look kinda incompetent.

>He looks like he's trying to hold Will's hand
>It's just two guys kneeling besides each other

The absolute state of stranger things fujos

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post it you faggot

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what are YOU thinking, faggot

this fincher fella seems like a bit of a fag

Would jizz so hard and deep in that boipucci.

I;m thinking about thos beans

I will jizz hard and deep in your mom’s boipucci

kek

fucking based

BRAVO NOLAN

t. h3h3

fucking kek

post the kiss that triggers /pol/

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>underage driving
>while looking at the phone
Goddamn stupid kid

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You can drive a golf art if you're over 14, and it's clearly not moving. Also why does it look like the guy that took this is lurking in long grass?

>he never drove an EZ-GO Freedom RXV gas powered motorized gokart while looking at memes on his smartphone after picking up some frappes from the on-set cafe while he was growing up
were you homeschooled or something? or were your parents too poor to afford an EZ-GO Freedom RXV gas powered motorized gokart?

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I don't think they were ever implying that he was actually gay, just that he was a bit of an outsider seeing as how it was "gay" to be into nerdy shit.

He liked that the popular girl in his school cried over his "death". They'll only make him gay if the SJW freaks force them.

First it’s a golf cart, then it’s joy riding, and then it’s drunk driving while high on cocaine
She’s your typical Hollywood trash there’s no going back

It actually looks worse than season 2

I can't believe Steve is fucking dead

That looks phenomenal.

This but unironically

i am also very excited :)

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Kys fujofag

Fuck off, obsessed retard

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Fuck Finn....literally.

>my boy billy is getting body horrorized into an agonised rape monster
Fuck you bastards he was the saving grace of season 2. Imagine bringing in new characters only to kill them off. It sucks that they're going all in with the 14 year old meme kids storyline instead of new ones

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>why are the main characters of the show still the main characters of the show!!!

>was the saving grace of season 2
He did fuck all other than get beaten up by his step dad and actual children.

>he likes the Eleven X men superpower shit
the older teen storyline was always better

>t. Seething stevelet
Your boy got cucked by based Billy throughout the season and at the end got BTFO almost to death. Also he is gonna fuck his ex gfs mom.

I've owned books like that and I never fucked a kid

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because millie is awful

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omg more nostalgic 80's references yaaaaaay

They didn't need any new characters. Sean Astin and Paul Reiser were plenty, the rest was a huge waste of time and fucked up the chemistry they had from season 1.

it's called 'nude art' and completely legal. it's not porno

What game? DMC?

>it's actually happening
Mike's dad is getting cucked

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tell it to the judge

This but unironically

I unironically like the 80s setting, and the show doesn't use it as a crutch

the most interesting part of that shitty trailer.

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It triggers a deep boomer envy in me, they really had it best. Fun comfy childhood, work can actually bring you success, now you're retired and can shittalk an entire generation.

They should have quit after season 1

DMC5

>oh no so scary!

Dustin just got back from summer camp. The prank they pull on him is making him think no one was excited he was back.

>El chupacabra del Americanos who lusts after the fair pale maiden gets cucked by the African
This is very on the nose, kek

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Yup...those were the days.

she's making this man happy right now

theres also that script from the season2 finale where will is looking at mike dancing with eleven

...What script?

Stop that

same, user

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wut

why would I even be in that position if there's nothing illegal about it?

He's so fucking hot.

To be fair you're not allowed to be on netflix if you dont have a BM/WF scene.

For some reason I'm always glad to see him in films and shows.
SHASTA MCNASTY!

Isn't he gay though?

i wanna fug her

>I think Hawkins SUCKS

Finn creampie FTW.

Maya Hawke is cute!

Post yfw your mother bangs your bully.

>No, seriously guys, you need to get into the guest room and fuck IMMEDIATELY. Don't worry about the sheets, heh, I'll take care of 'em. No, seriously, before the vodka works its way out of your underaged livers, you need to march straight into that room and raw dog it like you just emerged victorious from the upside down after kicking the Demi-Gorgon's ass. WHA-Whaaat? Why are you two denying it?! I haven't felt this much sexual tension since my cousin Myrna's bat mitzvah. Honey. Honey. Honey, look at the size of my nose. Unless you have old gefilte in your pockets, I can smell EXACTLY what's goin' on down there. And you, Johnny Foreskin, your schmeckel is harder than Moses' staff at Kadesh. Seriously, I can see the veins through your acid warshed jeans. Look, just go in there and let it happen naturally. And while it's happening, I want you to be vocal about how hot it is that you're fucking behind your boyfriend's back and how Jonathan here is a real man. Be guttural, be LOUD. Look, this stuff is gonna be light years ahead of its time. Just make sure you do it in full view of the large, two-way, errr...completely ordinary, REGULAR mirror! And fer chrissakes kid, DO NOT under any circumstances cum inside her! Ya hear me?! You gotta blast your spunk all over Skeletor's rib cage and play it like a warshboard with your schlong.

>...Or don't do ANYTHING and sleep in separate beds! What do I know? I mean, we just met! Ha Ha! Whelp, g'night!

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Never seen stranger things but this look like trash lmao
you fags actually discuss this and pass judgment on anything lol

zoomers about to find out who The Who are
expect the Baba O'Riley video to be flooded with shit like "WHO ELSE CAME FROM STRANGER THINGS"

i couldn’t agree more

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Wait so what happened to Finns sister I stopped watching about 1/d into Season 2

So are they doing zombies now? The episode titles and some shots seem to be hinting at this

See

Forever cucked Will.
Even if he does have a crush on his mate he still can't find happiness because Mike clearly isn't interested.

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She's taken some time off the show in rehab. Dont worry she's being taken care of. Hes not exactly a doctor, but he does have a PhD in Architecture.

he’s repressing it

>the one with the most character development
>not the dude with serious legal issues in the US costing the studio a lot of money
user..

>dude with serious legal issues
who?

They found traces of coke on him at the airport awhile ago

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also he barely appeared in the trailer, I think he was showed only once?

>found traces of coke on him at the airport awhile ago
Yeah and the end result was he was allowed back into the country a week later. And many times since. And there were no legal issues.

jesus christ netflix

seems underwhelming to go from fighting some eldritch god to fighting some resident evil meat monster

Calling it now, the mall was built on top of the giant portal from last season

I just hope they give us some lore. Why does this parallel world look exactly like their regular one (down to the tree house or whatever that was there Will hid)?

I think its actually Hawkins in the future and all the messed up shit was a result of the events that started in the first season, a sort of time loop

FINN WOLFHARD IS JUST A POOR MAN'S TIMOTHEE CHALAMET
>FINN WOLFHARD IS JUST A POOR MAN'S TIMOTHEE CHALAMET
FINN WOLFHARD IS JUST A POOR MAN'S TIMOTHEE CHALAMET
>FINN WOLFHARD IS JUST A POOR MAN'S TIMOTHEE CHALAMET