ONE 'ZA COMING UP CHEF
ONE 'ZA COMING UP CHEF
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do you have the webm version of this?
>Oh dear...
*dissects the food*
NOT ENOUGH OIL
do they want to burn it or what? jesus christ
Sorry doggy, why not make your own though?
>turns slice vertical
>wtf why are all the toppings falling off
>better scrape them with a fork to be sure
what a cunt
>sausage pizza
Why you would want nothing but a bunch of tiny meat turds on your pizza when pepperoni has existed for years is beyond me
beef wellington is ready, chef!
That pizza looks super yummy, and it would be even better with pineapple. 'Za elitists gtfo
Looks like your mom's vagina last night
Checked
It's shouldn't be literally drooping down into sludge regardless of the way he's holding it.
>pepperoni pizza
AHAHAHAH what are you 14? I hope you at least eat the crust when the ladies are around
>What's your name darling?
>Stacy
>soup to the window in one minute, chef!
Next time you get a pizza be sure to hold your slices vertically before eating. Even better, since
>regardless of the way he's holding it
why not turn them upside down?
Imagine the smell
PAN
NICE
That dude is just slurping down raw eggs
>that's our thin crust
I could hold any Domino's pizza vertically or upside down even and it still wouldn't get as deformed as the one in the webm, eat shit nigger
>not Jamon Serrano, green olives and onions
Grow up
knorr beef stockpots with a little drizzle of olive oil up chef!
Did he died?
Is this jack?
ive been binging gordan ramsay recently his shows are kino
Coor han Ruke
prove it
Stop calling it like you had a stroke.
I won't refute that, but it's probably because their cheese is 50% plastic
oh dear Jack, you taking the piss?
Why can't Americans eat raw eggs? I used to eat a raw egg beaten with sugar when I was like 8 years old, and I'm not dead.
Fucking chink
Nigga crust is the best part!
PAN
COLD AS ICE
nice quads
>all those eggs
>still a dyel
because they wash their eggs which damages the shell which leads to easier bacteria cultivation
imagine the gains
Because america is an experimental holding pen for genetic testing. They are actually not quite human. Real countries, european, asian, medditerrainean countries, know how to make food, have real cities, have real education. America is basiacally a giant free range farm for breeding slave livestock testing.
implying the world isn't in debt to the american culinary masterpiece that is the hamburger
Are you Polish?
This is a Jazz general thread?
That probably means they are using toxic ingredients to hold it together.
she cute
Think that's also why we refrigerate eggs here.
Sounds like bullshit
Which one's your favorite show?
I'm Estonian
Denver food sucks so much
How does he get out?
death
Close enough. I had a Polish friend who would eat raw eggs with sugar when I was growing up. Fucking disgusting.
probably kitchen nightmares, hells kitchen and the f word are decent too. I didn't really enjoy that hotel series much though
>straight up calls it garbage stew
Kek
>Fucking disgusting.
It's fucking great you barbarian. As long as you beat it properly after adding sugar.