You are given the task of recasting MJ, but with the mandate of no white girls. How do you proceed?
You are given the task of recasting MJ, but with the mandate of no white girls. How do you proceed?
Hunter Mitchell
Connor Jenkins
Moner
Adam Wilson
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Grayson Clark
>Milk trucc with 2 hour sex scene with Spidey
Julian Wood
you hittu jacku pottaru, tora-sama...
Jace Campbell
If they were a couple years older, Amber Midthunder.
Brandon Brooks
The girl who played Liz
Chase Ward
Why is Mary Jane a nigger now?
Austin Miller
His fat Mexican friend
Robert Myers
Cast an Irish girl.
Jayden Ortiz
That was easy.
Julian Fisher
Henry Gonzalez
Damn this bitch look like a duck!
Sebastian Campbell
Charles Campbell
That's not Mary Jane.
Luke Collins
Literally find the whitest girl possible, paint her in blackface, put a KKK hood on her, and dress her in a nazi uniform simply to piss off whoever gave that mandate.
Ryder Gonzalez
Parker James
Congrats, you're fired and now Zendaya is cast again.
Ethan Powell
For me it's Zendaya
Robert Jones
Asian
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Christopher Sanchez
Nice
Excluding Moner, Amandla Steinberg.
Isaac Nguyen
Fantastic choice
Jaxson Reed
That's a lot of photoshop.
Andrew Fisher
The big boobs girl from the Oscars?
James Thomas
not bad
Asher Williams
Nathan Cook
John Bailey
Joseph Smith
Whoopi Goldberg.
If you can't win, then lose so hard that the sjws get mad.
Jayden Williams
Damn, this thing looks like Fantozzi's daughter.
Who by the way was played by a guy with a wig and was jokingly referred to as a monkey.
Christian Scott
>Yea Forums likes Moner, Victoria Justice and Steinberg, but not /mygirl/ Zendaya
How to turn it around, bros? I think she cute
Angel Mitchell
>dat hair
At least shave the legs and we have a deal.
Michael Long
I get an asian and I have her dye her hair red. Whites and asians are close enough.
John Turner
DAFNE KEENO CUNNY DREAMO DAFNE KEENO CUNNY DREAMO DAFNE KEENO CUNNY DREAMO
Nolan King
because she's not good looking
Carter Flores
...
Nicholas James
I will rather recast Kevin Feige. Then me and Zack will shoot him on the rocket like in that Jim Cameron kino.
Levi Ward
By shoving the hook-nosed kike ordering me with such bullshit into a fucking oven where he belongs and finding a beautiful white redheaded woman....not to cast, but to fuck.
Gavin Wood
((()))
Xavier Lewis
>but with the mandate of no white girls
i would start thinking that /pol/ might have a point
that sounds like a really weird requirement put in for a political reason
also this
Oliver Cruz
>she cute
No, certainly not with that threehead.
Caleb Peterson
Cast Joey Badass as Peter Parker's weed dealer sidekick Tyrone 'Mary Jane' Watson
Tyler Roberts
Kino
John Robinson
Asher Lopez
Rosa Salazar in mo-cap.
Eli Perry
this
Asher Murphy
Asian chick obviously.
That'll trigger the libtard-feminist roasties epic style.
Lincoln Gray
>How to turn it around
Why would you want to? Kinda weird that you care.
Henry Morris
Cast a ginger twink and named him Mike Johnson
Angel Wright
I will never understand interracial shit.
It's as disgusting to me as bestiality