Oh, were you looking for Robert? He doesn't work here anymore. Nice to meet you, I'm Brie, his replacement.
Oh, were you looking for Robert? He doesn't work here anymore. Nice to meet you, I'm Brie, his replacement
Crab's legs please
Classic cursed image
She should stick to this job cause she sure ain't fit to be a leading lady.
literally no ass
based cryptkeeper
Here you go. Would you also like a ticket for Captain Marvel? I really liked that movie.
>HAVE SEX
Is your Falcon Chow organic?
*meanwhile in the Pacific Ocean*
"Can't wait to surprise user with these giant crab legs. I hope Kinoplex is alright while i'm away"
Brie has never done a squat in her entire life. No ass.
>Here you go.
Thanks
>Would you also like a ticket for Captain Marvel?
Nah
>This picture was taken 10 years ago
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
You don't get ass from squats. Try doing some squats and you'll see
Hello Robert? Robert thank God you pick up, there is this mean mean lady making fun of me at the kinoplex everytime I go see Alita, can you come back soon?
Based Robert
possibly true, but Ive done hundreds of squats, and they did make my butt bigger.. but could also be the losing 110 lbs that helped too
Now those are what I call crab legs
>Oh, God.. I know what to do.. I'm sending someone I can trust
How do I get a strong jawline like that?
ROBERT LOOK OUT FOR THAT WA-
Just be yourself
LOOK OUT ROBERT
NOO ROBERT NOOO
this just gave me an idea.
"Some category 5 storm is nothing! I can't lose time here, because my friend user needs my help! TO THE KINOPLEX!"
I like her hands...
W-what's your idea user?
One ticket to see SHAZAM! please!
rare
Based chadzam
That'll be 20 dabs plus tip please.
eyy add me sum of your mushrooms on top
>when you use Jojo's as your only fashion inspiration
I've seen this picture a million times and I just noticed theres a black woman there
Dude being a fag is like "tourist mode" when it comes to sex.Why do you think those fuckers spread aids like nobodies buisiness?
Because they fuck like rabbits without protection.
if dabs were used as currency I wouldn't buy anything ever again.
imagine having to do 100 dabs, fuck that.
Fun Fact: Trans sex workers are more expensive than regular ones due to higher demand.
why shop Paul Dano in there?
>due to higher demand.
demand is much lower but supply is even lower
But he was black! The only nigger I cared for actually.
lurk moar
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brie huh... like the cheese?
oh so it IS just because he's a classic ok
>may I purchase some tickets for your finest capeshit, please?
Why is there TOE FUNGUS in my Popcorn? I mean I know theaters are filthy, but really?!
no it wasn't
ROBERT WE NEED YOU
lel
why is Banderas putting his hand on Dunst's waist?
Is he a pedo? Could he still pull this off today?
Lmao the X-Men and Fantastic Four are going to steal her spotlight so quickly.
let's agree to disagree there
I honestly don't get why the Jews are prepared to destroy their industry for this cunt. She's physically hideous, she's no better looking than the cunt who's fucking her manager at Wal-Mart to get out of work. She has an ugly bitch face, she has no tits or ass and she has an ugly scrawny body. There's literally nothing beautiful or remarkable about this person. Also she has a revolting personality.
What Jew is prepared to lose billions of dollars for this ugly piece of ass?