Any movies about good pets?

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You just know

For you

>not neutered
what a dumb machismo idiot

if you're a faggot maybe

I'll cream pie your ass and you'll like it, faggot

yes yes we know you are gay and we all know all dogs roughly the size of cats are for homosensuals and women

>best friend gets a teacup dog

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>touches soccer ball with hands
fuck that guy

Your dad wears your mum's clothes and gets all homosensual on chaturbate every Thursday night

Who that guy?

What a dumb dog

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Plebs in this thread not recognising the greatest footballer of all time baka

that isnt omar bravo

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What a fucking touch

Kek.

>*accomplishes nothing with his stacked NT playing for him*
What did Messoi mean by this?

The greatest

argentina squad was a mess in last year's world cup

handball

the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

>in last year's world cup
What about the Copa Americas? What about the 2-3 previous WCs he has played?
Messoi a shit outside Barcelona, admit it.

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Nah, Messi's just a child sized manlet.

>dragging garbage team to finals means shit
>meanwhile "Stacked" squad was on verge of not even qualifying for world cup without him

Why is it bad to not neuter? Doesn't that mean cutting off his balls?

This, Messi is a Barcelona/La Liga baby

doggo kino?
kill all jews

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>The guy holding the leash
>The dog in the store
>The guy behind the counter laughing
This picture never ceases to make me crack up

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>garbage team
>Di Maria
>Higuain
>Aguero
>Mascherano when he still played
>Dybala
Please. Croatia reached the finals with a bunch of farmers and veterans from the Balkans wars + Modric and Rakitic, France won the WC with fucking Giroud as the main striker. Messoi has no excuse for not delivering with the NT

heh, nothing personal kid

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Step aside hormonesboi.

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wish i had a big comfy dog like that :(

Handball @ 0:04

ronnie missed a penalty in this WC to an iranian homeless dude who was tending their goal.

Alaskan Malamute is the ultimate dog for places where it's cold.
German Shorthaired Pointer (Vorstehhund) anywhere else.

why is that faggot filming instead of helping?

I swear to God this gets posted in every dog thread
Fuck those stupid little yapping fucks
My neighbor had one and it was like living next to a constant alarm going off, everyone in the area fucking hated it and someone even tried to poison the little monster but it didn't die
I was so happy when they moved away

no, this is

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Yeah i was hoping for this too

Shite owner then, they need more exercise than bigger dogs, I have 7 that work daily to hunt rats for commercial spaces. They are fearless, loyal and protective.

I like my neighbors' beagles but damn if they aren't as loud as shit. The second they start booming at something my dog runs to the door so she can run outside too.

>Height 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in)

You manlets really need to kill yourself.

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the current probably slows down just out of frame

>someone even tried to poison the little monster
>I live in the diverse neighborhood - the post

For chew.

why does his body not look like an athlete's?

>Nigga playin handball with a dog

Then you question Brady God going skiing?

>female has intact dog
You just know

tattoos are so cool

Your dog's gonna nut in some bitch and produce and unwanted litter of puppies and perpetuate the slavery of dogs

dad has a jack russell
I'm 90% sure it's legitimately autistic.

I was expecting the dog to run up and start dry humping her, but my expectations were delightfully subverted.

not a single movie was mentioned
> my dog skip

Healers are based. My buddies goes for morning runs with him and can fetch beer out of the fridge. I want to get one one of these days.

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Bingo is the my goto dogkino

I'm a sucker for Homeward Bound partially because there are no lasting consequences but it's still moving

a classic.

>because there are no lasting consequences
i always expect that whenever i watch a pet movie

>movie
Why would we mention a movie, retard? We're talking about dogs here

Can Americans even comprehend how impressive that is?

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How does he have kids if he's gay?

And also had a hat trick and free kick goal in the 88th against Spain

>keeper misses the easiest of ball grab
>dude that was impressive

Turner and Hoochy Mama

continuing the cycle of abuse

If it were a white neighborhood the dog would've just been full of BB pellets instead.

this is the gay guy

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lets get real.
when is he gonna get rid of that cuck beard?

S E E T H I N G

and he has a literal clone of himself.

>WOOOOW HE KICKED A BALL IN A SPORT WHERE YOU KICK BALLS
yuropoors everyone

>le white cuck throws the egg and huge niggers grab it and run

What the fuck is impressive there? The shot didn't even curve. Now Pavard's goal, that was real skill

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It's also a huge asshole. He's the one who told Messi to lie on his taxes

>le white cuck

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>typical american
Oof, nice bait

It reduces aggression in male dogs

>implying i like burgerclap football

It's not about the shot you brainlet, it's about the control

I often wonder this too. I personally like Ronaldo more because he sure score goals. But Messi is just too pure magic to watch. I feel sorry for anyone who can't enjoy watching him play.

lmao he just wanted to steal that stick

Based doggo owning thots.

Christian Bale

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That little boy sure is talented.

Fucking degenerate. Look how he made the ball his bitch with a single touch with his thigh faggot.

>dog is not black
OY VEY

Another angle

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KINO shot

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>le jesus in da cross
Directed by Zack Snyder

Americans can't comprehend elite athletes who aren't black

Alright explain to me how this is impressive, he just let the ball bounce off his thighs for a kick.
Is this actually hard to pull off or what.

His body was athletic enough to make a fool out of this guy with an athlete's body here

Spaon's keeper was a joke. And Pique gave a free penalty.

You could try this 100 times, and fail 100 times very easily

I know it looks really simple but it is extremely hard to pull of. It is hard to control a ball when we're standing still. And to do it while sprinting in the same direction as the ball, while an opponent is right beside you fighting for the ball, and to do it in one touch, is just near impossible. And here we see him making it look like a piece of cake.

Yeah obviously I would, cause I'm shit at the sport.
But the other 20 players on the field are pros, can they not do this?

youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4

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perro caca

Ronaldo is the perfect player but Messi is unique.

he feeds his dog his growth hormones

>multiple rapes
>gay

basically Messi is like a 12 year old who creates himself in a video game putting 99 in every attribute, but IRL

Yes. People always fight over which one is better but they fail to cherish the fact that we lived long enough to watch them both play in the same match plenty of times. I hope if they decide to go to chinese clubs, they play in the same team.

Kill yourselves third world faggots

>tfw had to have my 12 year old dog put to sleep two days ago
It was objectively the right thing to do, as he'd gotten to the point where he didn't even really want to eat any more, but FUCK... it just doesn't make me feel any better.

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>implying he didnt pay her to lie on the internet to make him look straight.

>Watching Povertyorb

Disgusting.

just wake him up bro

>paying someone to get accused of rape and destroy your name
Absolute madman

there's nothing dry about a dog humping

He's in a better place now, in dog heaven. It doesn't get any better than that.

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If you think JR are insuferable yiu haven’t seen og german hunter terriers.

I'll tell you the truth, yes, the others could definitely do this, not 100 times out obviously, but the forwards would be able to at least get close to doing it and getting an attempt on goal off

The thing is, whenever Messi or Ronaldo appear outside of a footballing context people are absolutely desperate to show how much they appreciate their game, to the point where they revere even the most basic display of footballing skills, as if their appreciation somehow reflects how cultured they are

Guarantee that the people here wanking over this are Americans who talk condescendingly, IPA in hand, to their mates who enjoy the NBA, and routinely cry themselves to sleep because the English on /r/soccer don't respect their fandom

Also they insist on calling it futbol

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A Ronaldo wannabe

Honestly based and spot on, thank you

You know you can get silicone doggy balls implants for your dog after neutering them, right?
It's all about aesthetics.

me in the store looking back at my gf

LEAFED

It only made my dog angrier.

>dog on the right

God i wish that were me

>3,000 dollar dog
>Nuts in some high-bred bitch
>Sell puppies online ("REAL puppies from the REAL Messi!")
>Make beaucoup bucks

You need to have it done at a vets where they anaesthetise them first. You can't just take garden shears to them.

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Dogs have human eyes, isnt that crazy?

That touch is just unreal

Oliver & Company

kill yourself you fucking disgust me

Seething

Kick da bawl

PAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

kek yeah my family dog just got depressed after he got neutered. He still humped other dogs and people but you could tell his heart just wasn't in it anymore