Who are some characters that would've been fired irl for lack of professionalism, etc?

Who are some characters that would've been fired irl for lack of professionalism, etc?

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what did he do while on company time that would have got him fired?

not working

he made the company money
he didnt need to be chained to his desk 40 hrs a week like a trained monkey

Disappear and be unreachable for days at a time the main one.
Drunk, public affairs with secretaries, allowing his employees smoke weed in the office.
Also the fact that he committed identity fraud.

>Disappear and be unreachable for days at a time the main one.
kinda shitty but if hes still good at his job you can work around it
>Drunk, public affairs with secretaries, allowing his employees smoke weed in the office.
dont see a problem here
>Also the fact that he committed identity fraud.
forgot about this. what did he do?

if the monkey is trained why does it need to be chained?

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his real name isnt drapper and he stole a dead mans tags in korea while being bombed in a foxhole

its in his nature to escape

oh yeah
pretty bad but its not like he defrauded or stole from the company