The Mule

what am i in for

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1hr56min

It reeks of boomer all throughout, from the writing to the cinematography to the acting. It was decent though. 6/10

not Gran Torino
......but you do get to see 90 year old Clint Eastwood fuck Mexican prostitutes so theres that

i thought he was gonna call Rico a spic nigger

90 year old clint eastwood has 2 (TWO) threesomes and THEY SHOW EERYTHIN

how much money can you make doing this

inifinite money but if you fuck up even if it's not your fault you get your skin peeled off of your face and your balls chopped off and fed to you while you're bleeding to death

i'm liking it a lot more than i thought i would

that's in mexico, what about the US

>they put the 'water' song in right after buster scruggs made it relevant
KINO

Youd still be working for mexicans even if you worked in the us.

they drag your ass to mexico then shit ensues

how many US citizens have been killed by cartels, or does the media just not report it

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Just the ones dumb enough to work for them and their families.

Watched it last night. This shit had the absolute worst dialogue I've seen in a movie for a long fucking time. The few capeshits I've sat through with friends had better dialogue than this shit. Couple that with some of the worst character development and you have yourself this nice steamy log.

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>Cartel approaches you
>offers lead or money
you're fucked either way

dude, it's a glorified Hallmark movie. why would you expect senile Eastwood movies to be anything else?

>black couple on the side of the road with a flat
>Clint asks black male "Didn't your father teach you how to change a tire?"

Fair enough, for some reason I was expecting something at least decent from him. On a side note I accidentally downloaded The Mule 2014 and it was kino as fuck, so that was cool I guess.

Just once I'd like to see a drug movie where the MC quits while he's ahead and lives happily ever after.

politically incorrect comedy that doubles as a truck commercial

this is your brain on modern politics

it portrays the cops as the bad guys. how does that reek of boomer? boomers worship cops

>I accidentally downloaded The Mule 2014
you too huh?

is it good?

See

Wtf bros, this not the Foundation adaptation I was waiting for

The dykes on bikes scene tho

>tfw i once drank 8 cups of coffee and then ate hashbrowns at waffle house

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Severely underrated/too literary for this board

Always wanted to do some sex/drug vacation in Mexico. Is that doable?

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>pulls over to look into bag and finds cocaine.
>state trooper magically appears with drug dog
>rubs Ben-gay on dogs nose to throw off scent
>state trooper hassles Mexicans at restaurant
>gives trooper candy and sends him on his way
>goes missing with 120 kilos
>cartel members happen to see him driving on road
>completely restores family relationships right before prison
>ex wife gives him all this shit for supporting the family. what the fuck did she do? bake cookies?
this is one of the laziest cliche pieces of shit I've ever seen. and I've seen Ghosts of Mars

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Can't expect decent filmmaking from r*ght wing filmmakers.

Morpheus is looking old

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Looks like he took the sugar pill.

Based movie

it's a comfortable 9, one of the best films in 2018. for once a clint kino with spectacular cinematography aswell. it's one of his most personal films in this century. well acted, well storied. kino as fuck

old man like truck
old man drive
old man drive
old man drive
old man love family

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

he took the my daughter is a whore pill

you know clint is based when he's a fascist for some, and a cucksoy for the others. meanwhile he just makes comfykino.

>fucks niggers
>right wing
this is your brain on lack of sex

so non-boomers are purely anti-cop and pro dyke?
guess I'm a boomer

first half was pretty good but then hollywood has to juice it up and suddenly LE EBIG TWIST XDXDXDXDXDXDXD OMG DRAMA XDXDXDXD OMG FUNEREL XXDDXXDXD DIDNDT FOLLOW INSTRUGSHENS XDXDDX

>tfw the best part of the movie was watching Clint driving around singing his songs.

I could have watched 2 hours of that rather than the rest of the movie.

It was nice to see Clint back on screen but the movie itself had a lot of flaws.

Sad kino. Kino but sad.

> Ghosts of Mars
Is kino tho

Disappointment. A fun story, and several good actors, but the actual movie is the epitome of "meh. Stale acting, bad, cringe writing and dialogue with a lot of random boomer crap like "muh internet is bad" "muh everyone's on their phones these days" etc. How they could fuck up such a fun story and good actors is beyond me. Too bad.