Be honest, could you beat him in a fight?
Be honest, could you beat him in a fight?
Ian Powell
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Isaiah Williams
He looks like he's about to cry
Angel Collins
i couldn't beat fat jonah in a fight
Mason Garcia
Yes
>t blue belt
Liam Green
Maybe.
Owen Cruz
One handed and probably blind folded
Samuel Perry
i'll flying triangle this little kike in 5 seconds
Xavier Watson
I can beat him with an arm tied behind my back, both legs tied and with cotton stuffed up my nose
Owen Allen
I'm 300lbs and get winded walking up a few flights of stairs. However I am 6'2 and Jonah is quite short so maybe my size would be an advantage. I'm actually a fan of his work though and would rather have a few beers and nachos with him instead of fighting.
Jack Edwards
no, i've got some awful back issues so i'd just heem myself
Zachary Ortiz
Yup
Landon Ward
i'll heem everyone in this thread.
Lincoln Murphy
you think i'm just gonna sit there and let you heem me?
Jaxon Lopez
skeet skeet skeet. i'll heem you and then make you my pretty little lady.
Aaron Nguyen
There is a BJJ gym in LA where the actors who want to train, do so. At this gym, there is no sparring, due to contractual obligations. No sparring = not good in a real fight. You can't learn to drive in a parking lot, then expect to drive on the freeway properly the first time. Got to at least take it out into street traffic a few times, first
Jackson Miller
you can beat him to the punch if you heem yourself
Eli Wright
he couldn't even take on a slender dainty young french woman
Hudson King
I'm a girl so yes
Luke Sanders
me in the white
(You) in the black
Ethan Allen
What a fat piece of shit. I knock this ked out and stomp his head in on the pavement with ease.
Cooper Sullivan
no thats why we have guns
Cooper Evans
Honestly that first spinning elbow was bretty gud though
Justin Reed
why does he start waving to jesus at the end?
James Roberts
How did he fall down?
Caleb Myers
Do they teach him to defend himself against dirty fighters? He makes me want to hit him in the face with a pair of brass knuckles.
Xavier Morgan
b-b-b-b-brain damage, b
Thomas Wood
I'll fucking choke the shit out of the both of you as soon as my pain meds kick in
>t. purple belt with bad back
Andrew Davis
wow is he smelling dogshit he stepped in then licking his finger and shining his shoe?
Angel Martinez
Is jonah OK lads? It was all fun and games but now this little jewish nigga has lost the plot and just seems like a dude with no identity
Luke Stewart
>tfw 4th degree black belt in karate
>tfw partook in national competitions with a bunch of adults
>tfw my parents sent me to Japan for two years to train so that I could compete internationally
>tfw I was 14 when I came home from Japan and began playing vidya instead
>tfw I'm 27 now and even Jonah Hill could most likely kick my ass
Dylan Hill
>Jonah squares up at me
>I smile, licking my lips a little, hands clasped together
>"Jonah, I have this fantasy..."
Nathan Mitchell
People do weird shit when they get concussed. Like Mac Danzig letting out a weird cry a couple seconds after Melvin Guillard dusted him.
Carter Martinez
it's a peach
Justin Baker
Literally jew jitsu
Michael Murphy
I don't know jiu jitsu, but regular fighting probably. He doesn't look like he could take a slap to the face much less a punch.
Robert Allen
>At this gym, there is no sparring
At a BJJ gym? What kind of Gracie Barra-tier faggotry is this?
Joseph Cruz
I wouldn't fight with Jonah, I'd offer him a beer and we'd talk
John Stewart
Based Brendan Slob
Mason Campbell
Not if he sits on me
Tyler Richardson
In like 8 seconds.
Hudson Roberts
Of course you would you fat fuck
Justin Carter
can i have an update on his practice of jiu jistu? is he still ROLLINg ? or it was a phase?
Zachary Hernandez
It's this: en.wikipedia.org
He has a concussion.
Lucas Butler
Here's another good example
Kevin Brown
why is he crying?
Hudson Smith
he was just choked unconscious by an 8 year old
Liam Fisher
Yes. He would try so so hard and I would still make him cry.
James Edwards
he's a munster
Logan Gray
I'm a boomer what's heem mean
urbandictionary.com
it has a lot of meanings apparently
what website to kids use to discuss these new words they invent
Wyatt Rogers
t. guy with no immune system
you eat far more feces than you'd care to know
Xavier Wilson
Drills are the best way to perfect technique in all honestly
Ayden Barnes
Probably. He'd be trying to do some retarded move on me while I'd just be pounding the fuck out of him.
Elijah Clark
I am not indian or middle eastern actually
Nicholas Carter
tear on right cheek
Jack Murphy
HEEM SLEEPY, Him sleepy! that punch made him fall asleep, he was sleepy.
to heem someone is to make them go to sleep with concussive force, I don't think I've heard it referenced for a knock out via choke hold etc. also lurk around more and you'll catch onto to the nomenclature, good luck fellow boomer!
Luke James
Every fight I'm in is a gun fight whether the other person knows it or not, so yeah probably
David Bennett
because he realized this was asian culture appropiation
Lucas Johnson
That's gonna be a no from me B
Wyatt Baker
oh forgive me then
Jaxson Carter
kek
Jack Perry
>white belt
Yes
Hudson Carter
>literally a white male
yes, and i would enjoy it
Cooper Howard
>beating up a jewish person and enjoying it
fucking nazi piece of shit