Pitch me your blockbuster movie idea

how about more capeshit?
janny why is this thread even allowed if it isn't discussing capeshit?

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a kungfu movie set in space but everyone is black

emma stone stars in a movie about a scat pornstar and her powerfull journey of self discovery

A wunderkind director has to fight against time when a disturbed veteran abducts his daughter and threatens to kill her unless her dad makes his insane screenplay into a movie. Meanwhile, a romance between the mentally unhinged veteran and the daughter begins to bloom.

A Titanic-like telling of the Hindenburg disaster.

But mine shows asian bush

It's like The Matrix but only with big breasted women

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Earth runs out of room for graveyards to bury the deceased, so it makes an artificial planet similar to earth and starts sending space shuttles full of corpses there for burial - however, unbeknownst to NASA, the cemetery planet passes through some space radiation and all the corpses become zombies! A ragtag bunch of astronauts (a strong heroic man, a sexy woman, a veteran pilot who may or may not be on the same team as the others, and a nerdy scientist) and one stow away little girl who wants to see her departed father are on the shuttle taking a load of corpses to the planet when they arrive and find it literally crawling with the undead, and because the excess weight of the young stowaway burned off too much fuel for a return trip to earth, the only way home is to reach the air purifier station several hundred miles from the landing zone. Armed with nothing but laser shovels and their will to survive, can these astronauts survive the.... PLANET OF THE DEAD?!

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Renaissance historical piece showing how black people taught white people how to bathe and play piano.

It's Heat but De Niro and Kilmer's characters are both black this time.

Shut the fuck up, Snyder.

This, but as a rom-com.

You do know most corpses get cremated today?

And what of Pacino?

A black guy going to tribulations in a dramatic tone.

>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It's a reboot of Star Wars except the main protagonist is Ryan Gosling and the villian is Christina Hendricks in a Red Twilek costume.

Just because you burn a body doesn't mean it gets smaller do you think it just fucking evaporates? No the ashes still take up the same amount of space overall

They don't. A human body consists of 75% water so most of it pretty much evaporates

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civil rights era

That character is now a racist.

WW2 but angels like this nigga with bolt action rifles killing demons n shit with his human squad

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The US government spots a flying saucer and connects with it and the saucer in some way tells the government that in 60 days the flying saucer will land and take over the world. The US government has a meeting with all world leaders and elites and start a program where they take a quarter of the worlds population and sends them to mars, and the main protaganist are unlucky and have to stay, and yes all the world leaders and the elite are taken to mars. And all that is left on earth is regualr people fearing for there lives. All hell as broke loose and its totall chaos. Thats all i got right now.

this movie will obviously be sci fi and it will be 3 hours long and have a sequel.

sorry for all of my typos, im on the spectrum.

and it will take place in the future

2050, near future - In a world where caucasian ethnicity is all but extinct due to racemixing, a white sperm sample is mistakenly used for a IVF procedure.

We then follow the struggles of a young heterosexual white teenager with his family consisting of 5 transexual and interspecies open pan - sexual couple (quint-couple?) and with a society incapable of understanding how a boy can love a girl, and the prejudice due to his caucasian ancestry, responsible for all the racism and misogyny of the last 2 millenia.

The Last Oreo

and i came up with this from a dream i had, not kidding,

i'm also 6'5, no joke

sounds kino af.

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also my dick is 10 inches and a quarter, not kidding bud.

You can't make it a quarter of the population. Cut that down to 1%.

Then make it that some telescope discovers the ship instead, so it's two years in advance.

Then you have time for elites to be secretly building all these rockets and see a gradual societal decline as they start giving up on Earth, doing more short term purge-esque shit, while normies gradually figure it out and freak out at being left behind.

Are you retarded?

Its a pile of ashes that literally fit into an urn.

i like this, thanks for the suggestions, i will make the changes. some how some day im going to make this.

Old Clint Eastwood Is haunted by the ghost of Lee Van Cleef

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ill give you 5% of the cash i make for helping, im going to make a shit ton with this movie. i swear i will make this fucking movie. - S.S.

wizard of oz remake but dorothy is openly lesbian and black. Casting as follows:
>Dorothy - Lupita Nyongo (shaved head)
>Cowardly Lion - Melissa McCarthy
>Scarecrow - Amy Poehler
>Tin Man - Anne Hathaway
>Glenda the Good Witch - Oprah
>Wicked Witch - Emma Stone
>Wizard - Robert Downey Jr

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the rock dwayne johnson fights giant bugs... ON MARS. it also stars that little black funny man. he rides a giant bug and makes funny faces because he is so scared.

This is already greenlit, planned for 2022 release.

Skip the 5% if you give Brendan Fraser a cameo.

Reminds me of hellstar remina by junji ito if you guys want to give it a read

The Incredibles 3 with Mr. Incredible and Frozone being the main focus, it would be like a buddy cop movie with the two of them riding around in the incredabile together

ill make brendan one of the main protaganist and mel gibson and nicholas cage will be in the movie as well. ill still give you 5%. - S.S.

Rapeworld: A rare bone disorder infects all men on the planet, killing them if they don't have sex with a woman at least once every 24 hours.

some dumb satire of early 2000s music culture

wat about the geys?

That's the easy part. The hard part is: who will you cast?

Remake of "Forbidden Planet" (1956) with moar nooditty, and Alicia Vikander as Altaira's robot footslave, pic related.
imdb.com/title/tt0049223/

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also norm macdonald will make a cameo for comedic relief. - S.S.

Will you be licensing Sum 41's "In Too Deep"?

Black women killing white men

fag dressed in women's lingerie and heels hunts criminals at night.

Same rule applies.
Liam Neeson, Michael Fassbender and Jon Hamm. You know. All the big dicks.

i might put liam neeson in the movie as well.

Shark Tank: The Movie

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO TAKE THIS OFFER OR I'M GOING ACROSS THE STREET TO SEQUOIA TICK TOCK

and i want Quentin Taritino to be the director and producer. i will just be the writer.

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Can you post it? I’d love to see.

Jesus christ literally every single pitch in this thread is trash. I mean legitimately low IQ trash. Even worse than modern day Hollywood somehow.

Glad we have your brainlet contribution then, cunt

hey buddy, fuck you, faggot. Get lost.

$1.5bn at the global box office easy

...says the drunk in the lobby.

damn actually got me lmao

>A recently divorced white female teacher moves into a new town to teach urban youths. Turns out Shakespeare has some pretty ill bars. In the end she learns as much from them as they do from her.
>Also, one of the black dudes in the class is lookin hella fine so she starts gettin some of dat BBC on the side. But it turns out he's police and was working in an undercover sting operation to root out sexual predators in high schools, but he didn't expect to fall in love along the way. When he has to choose between love and what is right, he sacrifices everything to be with her. And by that I mean he kills himself and the teacher in a suicide pact, but wait that was just a trick to throw off the captain and they run away together under new identities to Paris.
>She found the perfect Chateau for dirt cheap but why is it still on the market after so long? After some being tormented by unexplained phenomenon it turns out it's haunted by dead jew ghost girls who fled to Paris from Berlin but when the Nazis invaded France they were murdered by their family to prevent them from going to the concentration camps. Homey ain't fuck with dat ghost shit so he bounces.
>She has to return their ashes to the family plot in Israel and give them peace at last, but wait a terrorist just hijacked the plane. Luckily a Mossad agent who looks like a less racist Liam Neesom is on board and has nothing left to lose. He's on his way home to Israel to bury his family after they were killed by Hamas terrorists while he was away on a secret mission. He promised his little girl they would be safe, but in the end he couldn't protect them. A little girl sitting next to him on the plane reminds him of her. He vows to protect her no matter the cost. So despite the fact that he was paralyzed from the waist down after his one final job went south he uses his specific skills to save the day.
>But just as soon as the terrorists are dead he realizes there is no one left to fly the plane. Luckily there is

An alternate history film where Confederate soldiers save a very pregnant Anne Frank from a Nazi concentration camp

based

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I basically did this, but it was a nine month pregnant Anne Frank and Peter van Pels fucking like crazy in the Dutch countryside and Confederate Army paratroopers rescue them after the Nazis find them and try to take them to a concentration camp.

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