Don't have sex

don't have sex

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Dont have sex you will regret it, have sex you will still regret it - Soren Kierkegaard

I wasn't going to

What sex feel like?

Past a certain age, a man without a nintendo switch can be a bad thing

a flat circle

like having a third parent

A warm, wet squeeze.

good
don't

What happens if I do?

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How would I know?

I think sex is a tragic misstep in human evolution. We became too self erect; nature created an aspect of nature that fucked itself.

Like fapping with plenty of lube but not as good. And you feel ickier.

that lawn needs some mowing

depends what sex is to you

milk and pennies

Errol should've made Marty and Rust disappear like in the original ending, they didn't deserve this woman.

don't know

Does anyone else find sex weird? Like how do people get naked in front of each other? How do you get a boner in front of someone else or how do you let someone enter you with their genitals? It's just all so embarassing and gross to me.

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when you undress also undress your mind

it's overrated as shit. i banged and banged for years. do drugs instead.

Sweaty and hard work. A wank gets the job done better anyway.

Why don't more people feel satisfied with wanking alone? So much drama could be avoided. No unwanted pregnancies, no STDs, no rape, no wasting money to impress someone, no bitterness because you can't get laid. Just wank. Use this unique opportunity. What other desire can you deal with completely on your own? You can't wank away hunger for example.

like rubbing your body against somebody else's when you could be doing something much more productive

>when you could be doing something much more productive
like shitposting on a chinese cartoon fourm?

you're onto something user
sex is the most animalistic thing humans can do, it's unironically against our principles and morals as higher beings
it turns you off because it's crude and soulless

Watching people have sex is more enjoyable than having sex.

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I'm more of a Yea Forums guy, I'm not into Chinese animation

Not to mention that this would make having sex easier. If men weren't so desperate to fuck all the time the demand would be lower and women would offer their pussy for less work.

>Yea Forums
I havent heard that name in a long time

This is the final redpill