So this is the power of female comedy? Woah

So this is the power of female comedy? Woah...

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he look just like his daddy

It's actually "whoa".

So many incels want her to love them on here.
>mfwt will never be loved

If that's prime, Amazon has fucked up.

WHO IS LAUGHING

I am. I was certainly laughing at her. Damn she's an idiot.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a funny bloke

Where can i watch the whole thing.

Not netflix.

git gud.

german here. unironicaly asking where the joke is.

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link to wsg thread?

OI! WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES?

the joke is that society (patriarchal, male dominated) views teenage girls as "in their prime" because they are sexually appealing to men, completely objectifying them and denying their agency as people. women are in our prime when we hit the ultimate stride of our careers, or fully realize one of our passions, not when we are of max sex appeal to the perverted male gaze

i don't think (s)he's talking about her looks

end yourself lisa simpson

>I'm a fucking hole
>I'm worth more when my hole gets looser
Makes no sense, dude.

Wrong. It's before your titties and burpginas start drooping to the ground.

That was pretty funny

t. coping middle aged roastie

ok, but where is the joke?

But the phrase "prime of their life" has always been about looks and physical health, no man is described in the prime of this life at age 50 either. Her humour falls down to women complaining about man, which is low hanging fruit, particular if you're not saying anything new.

Is she going to be voted to be the top female sex symbol of 2019?

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Sexual prime = teenage years.
Physical potential prime = 25-45 years.
Mental prime = variable, some people might never achieve it.

What are some examples of women in their prime?

LMAO

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Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies

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>MEN DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT THIS EVEN THOUGH I AM A LESBIAN

It actually is a pretty funny joke.

>comedian
>not want to be funny
Don't people literally pay them to have some good laughs?

Elizabeth Hurley as been in her prime for over 30 years now

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>I AM IN MY PRIME
Hag cope

>Don't people literally pay them

Yes

>to have some good laughs?

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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No I'm not wrong, these retards nu-medians are

I wouldn't eat that shit, even if I was a cannibal

I don't care what you guys say, I would perform cunnilingus on her!

Ewww dude she pees from there!

>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1552877675880.webm
Only joke in the entire hour

>powerful.png
Wait I'm confused, was that at a stand-up show or some kind of "abuse survivors" conference?

wtf that's gross

It was at Hannah Gadsby's comedy standup sensation "Nanette." Pay attention, shitlord.

how dare those people laugh at comedy

>thought he was entitled
Yeah when you pay for a comedy show you kind of are entitled to a comedy show

LOL

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what did you mean by this

This is what a female incel looks like

Oh shit

lot of incels ITT......

A 6'4" bodybuilder is NEVER in his prime

NEVER

I AM IN MY PRIME

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Jesus fucking Christ, I honestly thought this was just some ebin meme
Oh my god

lol you watchin the special?

I don't get it, aren't they synonymous in that context?

Why would I do that?

>in my prime
>human equivalent of spoiled milk

she really is trying to convince people though

the absolute unit

Haha I woulda laughed if I was in thst theater. I wonder how she would have responded

jennifer connelly, any point in her life except the eating disorder part

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>Realise one of our passions.
How do you post on Facebook really good?

would offer to be her pusy slave!

careers are just hobbies for women, breeding is all that actually matters.
thereby your prime is when you are most fertile.

OY EM EEN MOY PROYME!
I fucking hate Australian accents.

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you know when you browse soundcloud and some rap song is under reggae because its easier to get to the front page. this is kind of like that but using comedy standup and somebody let it happen

Why drop the comment about donating the ticket money to a charity as if a person can't want to help the abused but also want to hear jokes at a comedy show?

Why aren't people laughing? That was a good joke, the hysterical delusional 40's something still thinks she can compete with younger women.

tay tay

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>new wave
so who are the other ones riding the deliberately unfunny agenda-pushing comedian fad?

They just mean female "comedians". Now they're not not funny because they're women, they're not funny because they weren't *trying* to be funny.

Oh god, i hadn't seen that, i hadn't.
It's embarassing, it's single aunt meltdown at new year's eve tier. This is awful, and sad, but not in a compelling way, this is pathetic, she completely misses the mark. She should have chosen a different example from herself to demonstrate prime.

She acted the part too well to the point it wasn't a joke anymore, unfortunately

WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES?

please be respectful

if you add the larry david song at the end it becomes a joke
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

isn't it the ironic jew equivalent of a laugh track?

How much you want to bet the "heckler" was staged

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It's written as a joke, but it's delivered without irony. it's actually funny if you don't look at her face and add a laugh track.

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a picture of this brave man has been found

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That's not a joke.

Stand-up you say? But where's the b-

HOOOOO good bait dood

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kek

She peaked early and has looked like skeletor for years now. Her hands look like fucking spiders.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

based rochas

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WTF this is a Christian board.

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is that a tranny? asking seriously

I can see why she did it when one of her jokes was this:

>Like blue. Blue its a cold color, at the cold end of the spectrum. But where is the flame the hottest? Where its blue. A blueprint is a very detailed plan but when something happens "out of the blue" its an unpleasant surprise

I have no idea why this pinhead thought she was a comedian anyway.

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I did the maths, it turns out 17 is in fact a prime number.
Is she really bad at maths?

Prime fucking bait right here

ah-bloo-bloo

so trying to look like a man while shit talking them is part of the joke?

TURN ON THE LIGHTS

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do all lesbians have high test?

based and cakepilled

Skylar

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skinny iq distribution detected

Can someone please post the seinfeld webm with sound...the one where she does her bit then it plays the Seinfeld bass slap? Funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

We have the same hairline

Does he still have his penis?

>What's the deal with the color blue?
Does she have a guest spot on Sesame Street coming soon?

Here is something better:youtube.com/watch?v=GOHNUYQxIUc

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>he
um, she's clearly a girl, dude

Damn that's decent bait. Couple things give it away though. But not bad i almost replied seriously.
Mackenzie Foy
Annalise Basso
Angourie Rice

God I can't even think of any other modern actresses that are even in their early twenties.

Basically 16 to 23 is prime for females in general. Maybe 25. But it's rapidly downhill after that. Men peak between 26 and 35. This infuriates women.

God I fucking hate Tig Notaro

tits or gtfo

What kind of Maddox shit is this?

>HEY I PAID FOR JOKES
>moment of violence

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I found a bit she did from 2014 and she actually used to be funny and much cuter:

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You can see the extreme hatred and envy in her eyes and expression. Perfect clip of roastie jealousy of young cun

>what is subject/verb agreement

Yikes

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I know this is a joke but
>there are retards that don't umderstand what prime means

Wrong. For women it's actually all basically 16-20

jesus CHRIST never actually watched this garbage just saw the memes here

if that's her delivery no wonder she bombed

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Is that Captain Stabbin'?

I'd literally drink her piss

>Shills for competitor when granted an exclusive special by Netflix
These hos ....

General Ratko Mladic has really let himself go.

i'm only homo for the memes, user

"Peaked in high school" is a thing with everything that walks on two legs. Long standing stereotypes that apply to fucking everybody don't suddenly become more outrageous because you affixed the feminine pronoun to it.

Yeah... nah. Cope, roastie.

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Kinda resembles a puffy Michael J Fox.

Vera Farmiga & Gillian Anderson

That can't be real. Come on please. Comedy isn't **that** dead is it?

Her bullshit fucked up the latter half of Please Like Me, the ultimate Homokino show.

These guys are funny.

tbf even most male acts are just the guy pacing back and forth bitching about something in politics and saying "fuck" at strategic intervals

You might actually be partially illiterate

Jesus Christ. She seems genuinely fucked up

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This is all part of the clown world we live in now.
>Parents are ruining their childrens lives by forcing them to become trannies.
>Comedians purposefully not being funny
>Big corporations turning against their intended audiences in favor of wokeness
>Hollywood making movies and TV shows that ignore the fans, or even worse, tell the fans to fuck off.
Clown world. I believe it had something to do with the new age of aquarius we entered in/around 2012 in our astrology, our universe merged with clown universe and now we see all the pure idiocy. The headlines of today would never have been put in a supermarket tabloid 20 years ago because they would have been deemed too "far fetched". Yet here we are.

Who the fuck cares about womens careers?

Certainly not women or they wouldnt need all that help with quotas and propaganda.

is there a video on youtube where i can watch the whole setup to this?

remember how there were literally clowns running around for the IT movie?

Really makes you think

So what's the point of going to the show if it "isn't supposed to be funny"? Hearing someone with more of a platform than you have orate your set of beliefs for you? How does that sell tickets? It's like something out of a civil revolution only the cause for uprise is some rabble rousing hearsay circulated over social media. Motherfuckers need to put their phones away.

Holy shit I forgot all about that shit.

harry potter needs to have sex

WHO LAUGHED??????!!!!!! DID A CIS STRAIGHT WHITE MAN GET IN THE ROOM????!!!!!

Someone really needs to secretly film themselves at the show laughing when they know they aren't supposed to.

Quick! Post Actual good female comedians!

Pic related. Christina Pazsitzky

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keep those jeans high and tight mommy

imagine being so broken that comedy makes you mad

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But she's on Netflix, not Amazon?

shes been living rent free in Yea Forumss head since this show aired. literally daily threads of chimping out reaching bump limit and nothing but fury posting. she won lads.

She's so fuckable as Supergirl

Quit posting this thread, you’re as bad as sneed

Where's the bloody jokes?

of course she won
she's a millionaire basking in the glory of those around her
doesn't make any of it right or okay
so yeah, I'm still mad

>dude people who attack my milquetoast leftist agenda are all incels

t. beta leftist orbiter

Trump has been living rent free for years

She didn’t bomb, that show made her famous as she’s ever been, unfortunately

Powerful.

>NEVER EVER EVER

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>women are in our prime when we hit the ultimate stride of our careers
nobody gives a shit about a woman's career, much less the woman herself who has already planned on quitting her job and getting married to live the NEET life.

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seething trannie, Anyone who has to their in their prime, is not in their prime.

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And then everyone clapped.

have less sex

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>our
you have to go back, women keep shitting up this board with their shitty views

also that isn't how heckling works, you give the money back to the "schlub" in disdain so you can kick him out, you don't pocket it and mark it as a tax write off as a moral high ground.

good lord

The funniest part about that webm is that she thinks she can dictate when any other women is at their best. Who the fuck is she to speak for EVERY WOMAN on the planet?

how terrible its gonna be when you realize that what you just posted about is complete farce. Women will only ever be worth anything if they are fertile feminine and motherly. Nothing else they do is of any consequence whatsoever

I haven't kept up with her recently, but Maria Bamford was always pretty awesome and genuinely funny.

australia come get your mans

just call yourself a fucking political commentator and not a fucking comedian if you can't tell a fucking joke and just want to be one

discord tranny shill

Jessica is a sweetheart. She dropped me and my grandma home when we were at lax late night in 2008

I think she's cute but Maria's comedy has never been funny

WHO LAUGHED???

BRING THE GALLOWS HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

I love this meme so much.

why did disney rehire him for guradians of the galaxD

...

ME DAD'S BLOODY GOOGLE HIST'RY

>lgbtiq
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean lol shit's getting weirder with each year that passes

Have you ever considered this thing called points of view? The interpretation of what prime means might change depending on the individual.

Usually when people use the word "prime" they specifically refer to the person's sexuality. Girls and boys mature around age 11-15, so their prime is in that period, especially for girls because they stop growing earlier than boys, who could still grow in their late teens.

But of course someone might refer to their working careers when they talk of "prime".

This dyke sure didn't last long with the soi crowd did she?

No, fuck off tranny enabler. You will never be women and skyler is part of the 0,01% that's able to pass - atleast on shopped pics. Most of you look like deformed freaks with makeup on and a gaping wound between your legs

Ur retarded, im a woman too and "prime" refers to physical peak, before your looks start deteroating because of age. It generally takes longer for men, thats just how our bodies are.
On a sidenote i actually admire the males body, it looks like its made for fucking shit up, like a lion, wide shoulders slim waist and packed with muscles, its absolutely beautiful

This is like going to church. Except if you're a muslim at least they tell you a woman is in her prime when she's 12.
I'm starting to think maybe muslims were the good guys all along.

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So it's a female projecting her wrong world view?

Anyone else get a hardcore Hitler vibe from her?

The bitch is also speaking for men. She's literally telling guys who they can find most attractive. You damn well know her ovaries are out of date and spent. And no normal man is fapping to an image of her in her underwear.

>you know when you browse soundcloud

No. No I do not.

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>women having careers isn't a joke
lel

Hannah Gadsby makes Google history girl look like Richard Pryor.

>I'M IN MY PRIME!
Ok, now I get the joke.

his name was albert einstein

>35 year old male
>Finally made it to professor after being a highschool history teacher for 8 years
>Pretty /fit/ by now after years and years and years of on/off lifting, now doing 1/2/3/3 for reps
>Living on my own in a nice place with a nice car
>Well respected by fellow professors and students
>Help coach boys wrestling when it's in season
>Love my life, love what I do, love teaching history
>Still not fucking stupid enough to admit my biological prime wasn't 10 years ago, when I was 25

Dude, no matter how accomplished you are, people are going to wish they were young and pretty/handsome again. It's like flying; yeah, when you grow up you stop moping over the fact you can't fly, but every now and then, mankind will look out into the wild blue yonder and wish we had been born with wings.

Eternal youth, freedom, power, fame, are always things men and women will fantasize about, no matter what.

>a 17 year old girl is never in her prime...
>i'm in MY prime

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She's literally just mad because she's getting old and no one finds her attractive. Actually I can imagine that she also looked like shit when she was younger, maybe that's why she became a lesbian lmao

I genuinely chuckle every time this is posted

So basically non-sanctioned Ted Talks

>new wave of comedians don't want to be funny
You can't make this shit up

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The struggle of the modern woman is this: Agency in the workforce, and the liberation gained from the industrial revolution; choking in the face of the cosmic realization that you are still just a hole and your value in society will always be delegated to your sexual worth.

At least they admit that they aren't funny, so shame on you for expecting them to make you laugh.

>1/2/3/3
Good for you for everything else but your deadlift is fucked man

Scoliosis and teenage trip to snap city. Doctor says it'll never truly be 100% again :/

Yes? That's some heavenly titties tho.

Names are Serena Torres and Gisele Mona

Her jokes are bullshit pandering with the prototypical "I am 14 and this is very deep" nonsense you'd hear that one kid who got stoned for the first time and never shut the fuck up the entire time he was high.

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I can't imagine which monster this audio would be perfect for, a xenomorph, slenderman, but the idea of some hideous abomination chasing you through a forest or a spooky space ship screaming this is pure kino.

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I thought the same thing

We need a black guy yelling at the screen, "Oh shit, nigga, don't go in dere!" Some dumb white cracker goes in there, the audio plays as the monster presents itself and then the black guy goes, "Aw dayam! Honkey done went in dere! Now he gonna die, man!"

Imagine if a woman heckled a male comedian, and one of his male fans "jumps up from his seat and starts looking into the crowd as if he was personally going to find the girl," the author would call him a violent menace.
The useful idiots don't want equality, they want all the trappings of female privilege without any of the risks associated with being male, especially the high likelihood of being involved in a violent confrontation outside of the home.
The useful idiots handlers, aka the people responsible for "Nanette" are doing this to suppress wages. Imagine how great it must feel propelling this goon to world stardom and increasing representation, while saving tens of millions of dollars over funding a new Dane Cook special for the NPCs. All you have to do is bombard the NPCs with messages telling them that it's a "must-watch" via a Facebook feed and herd mentality does the rest. It's all about wage suppression, all of this social justice crap. The goal was never to pay a woman as much as a man, it was to force men to work for what a woman will take.

scuse me ma'am but those are some mighty fine tittays you have there

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Interesting take. Those first two lines are really well said.

kek

Then why women "at their prime" are also the unhappiest?

she fucks her nephew

>Mental prime
>16-20
No, they just never achieve it

WHO LAUGHED I WAS RAPED
WHO SNIGGERED I WAS VIOLATED
WHO BUSTED A GUT I HAD MY HONOR STOLEN
WHO CHORTLED I WAS RAVISHED
WHO HAD A SENSIBLE CHUCKLE I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
WHO TITTERED I WAS DEFLOWERED
WHO YUK-YUK'D I WAS THE VICTIM OF A STATUTORY OFFENSE
WHO GIGGLED I WAS MOLESTED
WHO LOL'D I WAS REKT

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This is a lie, not a joke.
I thought women were supposed to ne smart

keep telling yourself that

COPE: the post

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>or fully realize one of our passions
Women rarely have passion

no it isn't

Why do people still think the gender pay gap is real and saturated fats cause heart disease?

Who's even the chap that actually went through with it and raped her? Like, for what purpose?

Current Ellen Page

Based

Uh sexist much