Go to kinoplex

yes
i'm gonna do the same

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the mistake is assuming they'll text first

I still remember that time I went to see Cowboys and Aliens, the movie was so shit that I was obsessed by a guy from HS with his date, I spent the entiere movie looking at them. He was smaller and uglier than me, that night I decided it was the right time for me to put my shit together. No need to say I never did.

that was lovely

But then how am I gonna have sex?

every time i see a couple in the theater instantly forget about the movie and just cope the entire time. it makes it impossible to watch

singles only theaters when

im not trying to hook up so its cool

>internet friend messages me again for the first time in years, asks me if I want us to stream a movie together
>lets it out he's in a relationship
>immediately feel worthless and want to block him

>this thread

Why do y'all pretend to be pathetic autists? What exactly do you hope for larping all day?

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Same for me, bro. I never went to the theater with anyone except my mom when I was a kid, it's heartbreaking. It was probably the first time I realized something was really wrong with me.

>he thinks it's jokes

to fuck both of your parents

if it isn't a joke then i feel super bad for you. It's not difficult to get a gf/bf whatever you like. But being on here in self pity isn't doing shit for your cause.

>everyone in love around you
>you're not
>somehow you mental gymnastics into it being a good thing
what is this retarded mentality?

It's exaggerated because it's fun to tell outlandish stories for the sake of embellishment you cranky fuck.

haha yeah it's all just pretend haha I'm not a 24 year old kissless virgin at all haha

You can always hire a prostitue.

>wears diapers
you think this a fucking joke!

>pretend

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ha-ha I'll be the 22 years KHV then

it's just hard to believe because i expect a person with a brain to not allow themselves to be such a pathetic shitbag. But i guess i give my species too much credit.

Can't (and don't want to) kiss a prostitute

ah bloo bloo

what are you skills, accomplishments, positive traits? im listening

Is this your first day on this site? Literally every board no matter the subject is filled with kissless virgin threads

Taking my gf to see Us on saturday night at 7:45, what kind of shenanigans can I expect ? It's been a while since I went to a movie opening weekend.

>pretend
I wouldn't be surprised if the next incel shooter is a Yea Forumsirgin

maybe one day when you have actual life experience you'll understand desu

You only got lucky that nobody ruined your social life. It goes faster than you think.

what did we do so wrong lads

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based and innocence-pilled

Would knowing the answer undo all of it, user? :^)

What we did wrong is that we didn't do anything. We just exist until we don't.

>look up high school friends
>they all have gfs

i wanna die

could be worse. you could be a former 27 yo virgin who lost his virginity to a prostitute who called him a failure because he couldn't cum because of his chronic masturbation habit.

>want to see movie
>go with my hot sister to see it
>everyone thinks shes my hot date
>coworkers saw me once with her
>suddenly treated better by everyone
>they don‘t know I‘m a 28yo virgin

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>111661251
>go to kinoplex
>see zoomer teens with their dates
>creep pics of the girls feet to fap to

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ok cuck

>pretend

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I'm a network administrator for an attorneys office, have multiple certifications and graduated from a community college with a bachelors in computer networking. I make 78,000 a year and have a gf. I still live at home and help my family members with school, work and other activities. I also have an 8 inch dick. That enough for you?

Why are you here?

FUCK YOU

Really hope you're not older than 18, otherwise, you should be worried. A man needs to feel anger.

can i suck your 8 inch dick? no homo

>It's not difficult to get a gf/bf whatever you like.
kys

I've destroyed my own social life for the fun of it. I had a bunch of friends i used to go to concerts with, so crazy drugs and how my around and just had fun memeing our and playing video games. I had my own opinions of trans and democratic policies and was vocal about them. I was intentionally rude and toxic to all of them to test what they would do. They started acting like rabid ignorant animals so i severed ties with all of them. I'm not a normal person but i'm very effective and deliberate with my actions. I'm a science guy. I find people put way to much effort in people that are lost causes and it makes their lives suffer and they never even realize it.

im 22 and good looking lol
i study at a very good school
i'm in a field of art, girls like that a lot
i literally model for fashion shows for money, girls like that as well
also i'm 6'3

>chronic masturbation habit
I don't get hard when I wake up or when I see pics of instawhores. Only porn moans make it work. How fucked am I?

i was 23 years old and at a bar talking with a few other young people. i was chatting up this cute girl and she seemed responsive to me chatting. i was too much of a coward to ask her for her phone #

kys fucking faggot.

ive been here on Yea Forums since the days of Snacks. I've watched this website grow and evolve. Call it another "science" project or an addiction. Entertaining place.

>i'm getting tard

>What we did wrong is that we didn't do anything.

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you might have ED if you can't get hard. i have no problem getting hard but the sensation of a vagina + condom can't get me to the point of ejaculation. i'm going to try and cut all porn out and just use gentle masturbation / fleshlight

youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

>live literally just down the street from a movie theater
>haven't been to it in 3 years
>it was with my mom
>I'm 24

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Quit making excuses for once in your life, it's a liberating feeling.

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Dude, I lost my social life when I was a kid in middle school. I'm tall, good looking and still a 22 years old virgin. You already experienced everything you wanted, of course it's easier for you to move on. I did nothing but reading literature and watching movies during all my teenage years, it became pointless when I realized I wasn't able to live anything except fiction. You had your fun and you needed something else. That's it.

oh fuck I forgot another good part
>my brother gave me a $30 gift card to that movie theater on my 22nd birthday