Wu, Lopez, Cardi B, Reinhart, Palmer & Stiles To Headline Stripper Revenge Caper HUSTLERS

>Constance Wu ("Crazy Rich Asians"), Jennifer Lopez ("Second Chance"), Cardi B, Lili Reinhart ("Riverdale"), Keke Palmer ("Star") and Julia Stiles ("Jason Bourne") are set to star in Lorene Scafaria's stripper revenge caper HUSTLERS for STX Entertainment.

>Inspired by the viral New York Magazine article, the dramatic comedy follows a "crew of savvy former strip club employees who bang together to turn the tables on their disrespectful wealthy Wall Street clients, swindling them out of millions of dollars."

deadline.com/2019/03/cardi-b-lili-reinhart-keke-palmer-julia-stiles-constance-wu-jennifer-lopez-hustlers-1202578260/

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YAAAASSSSS

watch it have no nudity at all. also julia stiles hit the wall hard she should retire to doing bit parts on shitty tv shows.

Will Lili show her tits and cunt?

>Lili got work
Yay!

>Cardi B
Oh well, that's what torrenting is for.

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Which mainstream movies do nudity nowadays?

Internet porn has made movie nudity a strictly arthouse affair.

Keke Palmer still acts? Good for her.

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wow
slutty

N-NO!

Jennifer Lopez seems like she would be the biggest pain in the ass on set imaginable.

Noo not my pure lili

Im sure marrying A-Rod has mellowed her out and brought her down to earth lmao

>pure

Don't forget that she played a whore who fucked a retard and murdered a gypsy when she was like 15.

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>Julia Stiles
I thought her career was dead?

I hate women!

ngl, I liked Seeking a Friend for the End of the World a lot

One of my good friends did some contracting work on her house in LA and said she was really kind.

movie?

An episode of SVU from years back. I think /ourcop/ Stabler may have still been on.

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Why would it be?

Cardi B is so ugly and Julia Stiles is way too far gone.I don't even recognize the other black women. Why can't we have younger actresses like Moner, ASSR or Elle Fanning?

>Cardi B

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what's wrong with julia stiles eye?

>cardi b
my dick says YES

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the betty

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>Lili and Keke being strippers

There HAS to be nudity for this movie to make sense.

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>disrespectful wealthy Wall Street clients
so who are they REALLY going to cast as them?

Anything on HBO, Showtime, and Starz

>former strip club employees who bang together

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Anyone who signs a contract with the CW is not pure

what are the chances they are all white and none Jewish ?

>1.7+ million likes
Pull the plug, god. Do it now.

Note that the blurb says "strip club EMPLOYEES". They'll all be waitresses aside from maybe J-Lo squeezing in a bikini dance or two.

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>not casting the superior crazy rich waifu

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Any day now...

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She's got those boney arms. She needs to eat more.

Shut the fuck up, Pierce

>Cardi B
that's a no from me desu senpai

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I watched that show Fresh off the Boat for maybe a season and as a result have a massive boner for the asian, I want to fuck her silly

That’s like the worst picture of Nicki ever

don't be such an over-dramatic queen

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>who bang together
>who bang together
>who bang together

>Pitting Cardi against Nicki.
They could make a music video together that would own the rap game if they could stand to be near each other.

I'm hoping.

NEVER QUESTION HIM.

>not wanting two delicious brown sluts to colonize
What are you, some type of fag?

Lili will most likely play a side stripper with no more than 20 minutes of screen time, her body type isn’t what’s hot these days, unless she magically grows an ass like Sommer Ray

>Julia Stiles
Member when she was the biggest deal?

strip club employee

Yeah a stripper without any nudity

Only curvy women are allowed

This is not a Kevin Feige movie

LMAO at Cardi’s face

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Neither can rap. Megan Thee Stallion is better than both.

Except for JLo (who's like 50) do any of them really have stripper bodies? Maybe they're just going for realism on depicting an average strip club.

Lili's got some nice tits though and could definitely get clients as a wholesome girl next door act.

Actual strip clubs have a wide variety of bodytypes, user.

>bang together

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>5 years ago, this cost $500

>They could make a music video together
Fun fact: Cardi wanted Nicki on Bartier Cardi, but Nicki declined since she's such a massively insecure cunt who has infamously never done a song with another female rapper.