>Go to movies
>It sucks
>Trash the theatre completely to take revenge
don't tell me i'm the only one that does this
Go to movies
Christopher Davis
Luke Sanchez
I usualy just dump my soda in the stair and let it drip downwards like a miniature waterfall whenever I dislike a movie.
Kevin Collins
I‘m trashing the cinema everytime I got there.
>have a small knife and cut into the seat as sneaky as possible
>bring trash from home in backpack and leave it there (crusty fap tissues, my hair that my sister buzzcuts for me, chicken bones)
>in toilets when only have to piss I always piss on the toiletpaper
>in toilets when doodoo I shit on the seat and smear it around with some paper
>once snuck a turd in a ziplock bag and unleashed it during half the movie so the pugnant smell could develop in the entire room
>pour drink on seat
>pour nacho cheese on seat
>spit into empty cup and pour over seat
>smear boogers on seats
>also empty my dads ashtray on the ground (he is a heavy smoker)
Jaxon Evans
or just get a refill right before you leave and then poor it over the seat next to you
Just the thought of the look on the face of that poor basterd that has to sit there. Haha imagine him being with his gf and he has to lay his coat on there before he can sit
Isaiah Evans
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anyone else /bathroom_terrorist/ here?
Shit is fucking funny, takes real skill though to do this stealthy. And I recommand doing it somewhere where there are multiple stalls so you dont get caught
Jack Rogers
Well honestly it's a nice thing to do because if his GF was supposed to sit there then he can offer up his seat for her and in turn save her from becoming wet. And that way instead of her becoming wet from the seat she'll become wet from the boyfriend.
Josiah Turner
but he'll be way too high in the seat and the person behind him wouldn't be able to see
David Bennett
stop being such a nigger
Liam White
>I think the theater made the movie!
Jeremiah Torres
They might aswell be because they are the ones supplying us with these piece of shit movies. If it weren't for Alita I would've trashed another cinema last week.