Thanks for taking me to the beach, sweetie! I've had such a lovely day...

THICC MOMMY

wtf shes rly fat and it looks like one boob hangs lower than the other

>you'll never get to call your gf mommy because of the fear she'll use it against you if you ever break up
Not that I'd ever get a gf but women, am I right

mom bods turn me on so fucking much. i need to breed with one right now

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I beg your pardon?

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Are you in your late twenties too?

yep, she definitely fucks

I pick a home made movie where she cooks some brownies. With tiddie milk.

I just want to fuck my mom bros, why is that so bad?

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>Le Chef

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thanks to Yea Forums i had a dream where i was about to fuck an older woman but then right before we did it she turned into a 45 year old wrinkly chainsmoker with graying hair who bitched at me for not wanting to fuck her.

>mom bod
>no stretch marks
That's not mom bod you deluded perverts.

>he doesn't take creepshots of his mom and jerks off to them

Womb

Is she the only woman in the village pajeet?

All these pierce and chubby threads of late have got my hormones jumping like a disco. They convinced me to start up search for chubby girls with lowish self esteem on POF in another thread right now.

Wait there's another chubby thread up right now?

Suspiria 2018
Motherhood should be revered. It's the noblest form of love.
Don't fuck your mothers, make mothers.

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fag

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What thr fuck

go back to playing fortnite, kiddies

...

Thanks my making my no fap a lot easier.

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honestly what are you even supposed to do in this situation as her husband
sex is fucking done

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what did I miss lads?

lol @ thinking even 1% of chubby girls have that god tier fat distribution/genetics of OP

most chubby girls on POF have hairy weird asses, saggy udders, huge guts and below average faces

faggots

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My gf literally has this exact body type

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whats her ass like

There around four
One of which I made myself

I’m not trying to wife them; I’m trying to fuck husky girl pusy in the semi-regular.

what's your dad like

i wanna meet that dad

you are going to give me your dad's email address

Mine too

Really bad if I'm being honest

Do you guys actually like fat women or is it a meme? Shit is gross. She would look way better if she dropped 20 to 30 pounds.

There's something wrong with you

How old are you? If you can't understand that people have various fetishes and some appreciate child birthing ones then you are too young.

>child birthing
She's post childbirth and way past her prime. You have a degenerate mind problem.

i have a pee fetish and a chubby fetish and both of those together get me off every time

Maybe they're just tattoos?

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Post mom

Its average

>post child birth
Exactly. Fertility confirmed. People find this an attractive trait and personally I consider it as far from degenerate as you can get with fetishes.

>degenerate
Now where have I heard this word before? Hmmmmm......

>You will never pull out and brick all over her fat tits
>You will never watch her heaving bosom rise and fall with each shuddering breath
>You will never watch your spodie pool in that yummy belly button
Why even live bros?

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do the needful sirs, sauce?

Me too bros I love it. I dated nothing but sticcs before this.

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this is precisely why i'm marrying a girl who's been fat since her teen years. i'll never have to deal with this shit

ew

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And it will never go away?

I bet she still wouldn't settle for a non chad.

worse than any horror film

perfection

This is some Attack on Titan shit, damn.

There's nowhere near enough mommyposting in this thread

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>the ''muh purity'' incel virgin posts grotesque extremes because obviously that will stop us
Kek, go and try this shit on our regular boards.

This

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*upvoted*

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Looks like my aunt

reminder that she can't wipe

Mommy

Pretty aesthetic, honestly

Based and truth pilled.

dayum

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Do stretchmarks go away after awhile or are some moms permanently scarred?

>your mother

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Anything involving incest

Same

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You naughty boy...

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So it is you? Go fap to loli and circlejerk with the other virgins to feed your complexes, beta.

*gives reddit gold*

"milf body" woman who had so many stretch marks she looked like a fucking tiger.

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Absolute shit creeper mommy.

Why even have a mom if you're not gonna do that

nah I upvote all posts that unironically use the term "incel". It's an easy way to spot redditors and faggots.

you have to be over 18 years old to use this website you retarded kid

>light

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How do you even go about fixing that?

Thanks mane. Keep redditposting in a thread you don't enjoy.

Objectively this

Thicc with a gap between the thighs is my fetish.

So you get riled up by incel everytime? Way to live your life, incel.

Thank me later

pastebin.com/aNwD0Tt7

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I went through a phase where I was addicted to just that. I would have a bunch of drinks while spamming beat chicks on pof then do a couple rails of blow and drive like a maniac to go slay some dragon. Called it quits after driving to another city to fuck some 1/10 FAT ugly native when I was coked out of my mind. Got pulled over by the RCMP and let off with a warning and she coincidentally had the same husky paw tattoo as the fatso I just banged. I bought a gas station rib sandwich and threw up immediately from disgust (literally imagining the smell) and that cured my compulsive sex with ugly chicks. It's a slippery slope: one day you're banging a chubby but cute little slut, the next time you'll be climbin on top of a 300lb aboriginal with a grandma haircut and a missing tooth.

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Oh the irony.

I don't get the thigh gap meme

I want big chunky thighs I can squeeze my cock between

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God i wanna baste that turkey full of stuffing

nah I get riled by faggots trying to troll using it. Like that simpsons spam. Its an easy way to spot those that don't belong here.

inbreeding with your beautiful biological Bryce Dallas mommy!

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Savagely underrated

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it smells

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keep the mommies cumming

>trying to troll
So what is it? Troll or unironic? You're getting a bit inconsistent there. Btw since you are such a le oldfag, school me on gatekeeping.

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Love these threads

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AAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY

I dated one. Maximum comfy.

>Looks exactly like a 35-40 year old version of the girl I fucked all senior year of high school

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She is contraposti and she has a bag on one shoulder, dummy, look at her shoulders

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Same

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MOMMY SHARK DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT MOMMY SHARK DOOT DOOT DOOT

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Had a friend in 3rd grade with a pic related mom. That day my fetish started.

>mfw shed sunbathe in a bikini sometimes

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good lord

whats the mobie name

Dear god...

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Now we're talking

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ahhhh what's this from

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Low test and homosexual

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Cronenbergian

YES MOTHER

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Time for new zealand man threads!

Shes beyond amazing.

/threadpilled

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fpbp

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mmm looks so PLUMP. imagine the smell... imagine your face between those soft cheeks...

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I know right

Gonna need a name

>tfw this 45 year old has a nicer body than my 30 year old wife
>tfw I am literally megadosing a research chemical known to give cancer so I can die with honor

mega.nz/#F!9IBjgKTK!e5spTToFQ6zHLcWd6RyjCA
you're welcome lads

Is that Brooke Wylde?

who is this