Remember that it is canon that Umbridge was raped by the centaurs in the Forbidden Forest

Remember that it is canon that Umbridge was raped by the centaurs in the Forbidden Forest

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fucking HOT

Niceeee

Did they impregnate her?

Source: Op's ass.

a horse cock rape is about how it feels to read through the dullest franchise

>Did the 50 something year old get impregnated
no probably not.

H.P.'s grandparents got James in their 60s

they're another species, the gametes would not at all be compatible in the fist place

original text from the book by the hack woman herself

>Nooooo!’ he heard Umbridge shriek. ‘Noooooo ... I am Senior Undersecretary ... you cannot – Unhand me, you animals ... nooooo!’

>Harry saw a flash of red light and knew she had attempted to Stun one of them; then she screamed very loudly. Lifting his head a few inches, Harry saw that Umbridge had been seized from behind by Bane and lifted high into the air, wriggling and yelling with fright. Her wand fell from her hand to the ground, and Harry’s heart leapt. If he could just reach it

>But as he stretched out a hand towards it, a centaur’s hoof descended upon the wand and it broke cleanly in half.

>‘Now!’ roared a voice in Harry’s ear and a thick hairy arm descended from thin air and dragged him upright. Hermione, too, had been pulled to her feet. Over the plunging, many-coloured backs and heads of the centaurs, Harry saw Umbridge being borne away through the trees by Bane. Screaming non-stop, her voice grew fainter and fainter until they could no longer hear it over the trampling of hooves surrounding them.

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God I wish that were me

Why would the centaurs rape her, they're all gay

also if you read lore about centaurs you'll find out they love raping.

don't ruin my fetish you fucking prick!

it's some audience interpretation through attributing the actions of centaurs of myth to HP universe centaurs

>Bane

Reminder that emma watson is a terrible actress

you act like this is important

Bane?

kek

Rowling may have hinted at Centaur rape, but even a fate as grim as that is better than sitting through the dullest franchise. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Personally I think it would have been more compelling and more thematically resonant if it had been Hermione getting DP'd by giant centaur cocks

You are not telling lies about the jews, are you, user?
remember that you must NOT tell lies. Jews do NOT control the media. Now, now, do we need another week of detention, user? Teehee.

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>book about an apehoop player in god-tier
"No!"

more proof from rowling. interesting how she dares to make fun of rape.

>Professor Umbridge was lying in a bed opposite them, gazing up at the ceiling .... Since she had returned to the castle she had not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single word. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her, either. Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were still bits of twigs and leaves in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed.

>'Madam Pomfrey says she's just in shock,' whispered Hermione.

>'Sulking, more like,' said Ginny.

>'Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this,' said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking around wildly.

>'Anything wrong, Professor?' called Madam Pomfrey, poking her head around her office door.

>'No ... no ...' said Umbridge, sinking back into her pillows. 'No, I must have been dreaming ...'

>Hermione and Ginny muffled their laughter in the bedclothes.

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Isn't that literally what they were all about? They were a folk tale mutation of the experience of horse-riding nomad raiders, right?

Also, it's canon that Hagrid's father had sex with a giant and Dumbledore's brother got arrested for fucking a goat multiple times

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british women love horsecock

see and

this should have been the pasta's intro

not only women

Unless Rowling herself confirms it on Twitter, including a full graphic account of the details, I won't believe it.